They tasted like nothing. Waste of
922454
The box was crushed, the poptarts inside were all smashed. They tasted like nothing. Waste of money
178564
Didnt taste good. I couldn't even eat them, to be expected for low carb I guess- my suggestion make your own .
1304020
Very odd texture, very weird flavors that taste nothing like they should.
1751276
If I could give zero stars I would. These taste like poo.
2117606
Had no vanilla flavor or odor.  Tasted like pure alchohol and added no vanilla flavor to baked goods, in fact ruined the taste of my delicious biscotti..
4204875
What a waste of money. Didn't make me feel full at all.
2935724
Loved their Cheddar powder so I was excitEd about trying this!  Unfortunately it is just like the other 1-star reviews describe...tasteless, no flavor, no incipient flavor when used in a recipe, nothing. It's useless.  You can't cook with it, won't taste like anything on popcorn or in a soup...  I'd never reorder this flavor, nor recommend it.  I think the only thing I can do with this is dump it. $15 shot.
1493121
Far too much sugar; tasted like candy. My entire family tried several pieces and all we could taste was sugar. Could not distinguish one piece of fruit from another with the exception of the pineapple. The kiwi and starfruit were flavorless and tasteless, the cherries tasted musty and old. We tossed the bag in the garbage.
3355845
Taste terrible, I couldn't imagine any one swallowing it.  As soon as I tasted it , it went in the trash.
704118
Taste Terrible. Really grizzly. Not sure why others like them.
2502769
Taste stale and a awful after taste. Nothing at all
Like a twisler
2447471
I bought these for my wife for her birthday, she LOVES chocolate and its a staple gift I give her. Well this year I got her these. She only ate one, and put them away. Very strange. Later I caught her putting them in the garbage. When I tried one I quickly realized why, they taste like they have no sugar in them, and leave an aftertaste that reminded me of badly burnt toast. I had to brush my teeth to get the taste out. We had a good laugh about it. Fortunately I also gave her a necklace which she really did love so they didn't ruin her birthday. 43 dollars wasted.
4242275
Dogs picked them up for 2 minutes, then sniffed them, then they became overpriced floor decorations. They smell like nothing, they look like long white petrified turds. Dogs did not like them, returned them. They prefer their bullysticks.
3741185
Looked really good, all came nicely packed so none were broken.  Worst part was....they tasted disgusting.  I was expecting just straight sugary taste.....but nope.  Everyone loved how they looked but no one ate any of them
4227054
Basically, dry and tasteless. These are NOT the Nabisco Zwieback you loved as a child (and adult!). I was depressed when Nabisco yanked it's Zwieback from the market -- I finally had kids and had a "legitimate" reason to by Zwieback. (One box for me, one for the babies. Two boxes for me, one for the babies...) When I saw these, I immediately ordered them, only to be massively disappointed. No hint of cinnamon. No hint of nutmeg. Just tasteless. Try the Brandt Zwieback. Much closer.
4443629
Very very small. Won't buy them again. Taste just like grease.
1190290
I found the Sugar Cookie Pop Tarts unmemorable.  They were tasteless and somewhat dry.  I would never recommend them to anyone,