Molested by a Midget Clown Doll
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God, they make some weird horror films south of the border...

Okay, so basically what we have here is a guy (Roberto Guinar, whose part is actually fairly inconsequential, despite top billing) whose mother (I think? sorry, but my Spanish isn't so good, and the video is not available with subtitles) dies, leaving him this huge house and surrounding estate...as well as a long-forgotten childhood toy in the form of a half-human-sized Satanically-possessed clown doll. (EEEeeek! Scawy clowns!)

This guy's wife, after they move in and clean the place up, she finds the clown-doll in an old trunk, and they make a place for it in their lives, treat it well, etc. - that is, until she gets pregnant. The possessed clown-doll then gets tossed into a closet by the wife and forgotten. I'll give you one guess as to how well the doll takes this treatment and what he does to the wife.

The guy, now a widow and father to a mother-less child (who grows up fast, Skeezix-style, to 5 or 6 years of age), becomes involved with his secretary (?), second-billed Lorena Herrera (the so-called Pamela Anderson of Mexico - one difference: Ms. Herrera appears to be 100% organic, if you get my meaning). Pretty soon she's the stepmother to the little boy (El Nino Alan Fernando), and she initially takes well enough to his creepy clown doll. That is until...

I'll leave the rest to your imagination or to your own viewing of the film, but suffice it to say that despite a somewhat slow start and occasionally draggy pacing (the director apparently mistaking this for 'atmosphere'), there are some pretty decent gore/violence scenes (man stabbed in head with knife, then smashed in face with bottle; woman strangled by telekinetically-animated rope, then plunging from a height to her death), as well as the highlight scene (for me, anyway) when Ms. Herrera has a nightmare in which she is felt up and dry-humped by the possessed clown doll.

And the ending sets it up for a sequel (which was never made, as far as I know - why the heck not?).
1264278
I love how the shape of this clown's hair mirrors the shape of the Mini logo.  If you're gonna drive a clown car, it might as well be an evil clown car. Muah ha ha.
4143810
This doll. I saw it one day walking through a FredMeyer toy aisle. It caught my eye immediately, for one reason and one reason only. It looks exactly like me. Down to a tee. Glasses, hair, face, the works. It's creepy. Another factor, the character, he's a reporter. I too, am a reporter. I've shown my friends and family, they suggested that I shouldn't buy it. I did. And was that a mistake? I'm not sure. I'm not going to take it out of the box, because who knows what will happen to me if the doll is harmed. A Voodoo Barbie, if you will. I will update this review if anything strange happens.
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This is a book about sexual abuse in it's ugliest form.  How she survived it I'll never know.  Child abuse should never happen but it does scarring people for life.  I hope and pray that she will go on to have  the happy life that she deserves.
1403215
I bought this for my daughter for Christmas.  The face is a lint magnet.  The dog walks by and the doll needs a bath.  It is not interactive.  It just goes through a babble, crying, staring cycle.  The doll never sleeps (closes eyes) as its supposed to.  The only thing positive is daughter potty trained to get this doll.  Fortunatley, I can take it back for a better doll and daughter will still be potty trained.  Keep your money and stay away from this doll.
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The doll is cute BUT the body/head/hair is hard plastic. I thought that it would be a softer stuffed doll. Head is VERY HEAVY and doll cannot sit up on its own. It does, however, make fantasic weapon when brother is bothering you. OUCH.
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I purchased the doll, gave it to my 8 year old daughter who tried to make it sit on the horse and both of the legs of the doll stayed in her hands. Now it is not only headless, but also legless Headmistress. 1/16th inch of rigid plastic piece holds the knee joint, but it isn't very durable. 20 dollars down the toilet it is for us and a whole lot of crying.
1914867
A complete waste of money.. this is a miniature doll and the description should've indicated. I would like a refund.
1006956
the red shirt stained my doll and i could not get it of. that doll cost 100$ and now her body is ruined
2285373
This book is about a young girl who was being sexually abused by her prominent father. She becomes pregnant and is sent to an asylum.  While there among the insane, she struggles with her situation and that of those around her.  She is not treated very well and when a doctor puts his hands upon her at a dinner, she stabs his hand with the cutlery.  She is soundly punished and as a result loses the baby.  She is put into what can only be called the dungeon.  There, she makes a friend and it is arranged for the doctor to be tricked into sending her away and report to her parents that she died during childbirth along with the baby.  She is taken to another asylum where she works with a doctor who enlists her in helping him solve crimes.  Eventually, with her sister about to be preyed upon by the father, she convinces the doctor to framing him into being convicted of one of the murders that  took place while he was in town.
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This blow up doll is so ridiculous looking I had to buy it for a bachelor party I threw. I was expecting a full sized doll, maybe 4 or 5 feet tall, but this thing is about 2 feet, maybe as tall as a 5 year old. It really doesn't look all that great, but it served its purpose as a gag "guest". I would not purchase this again if I could do it over.
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From the depths of tragically constructed figures comes this version of Zam Wessel, complete with gargantuan cranial proportions and an outfit constructed of semi-durable fibers and the greatest gift to mankind - plastic! That's right, and if you act now you'll also receive something with less articulation than a Barbie Doll and a uniform that has been airbrushed on! O, and did I mention the mention the two pounds of material surrounding the brainpan?
This figure has to be the saddest of the sad and the only one not to grace the hollowed halls of 12" Bounty Hunters for me. I say this because of the above-mentioned flaws, plus the fact that the shape-shifting "mask" she has with her looks absolutely dreadful when its placed upon the head that is three times larger than the body that has to carry such a burden. These flaws pretty much negate the fact that she has some interesting additions in the way of weaponry, armor, a decent looking - albeit oversized - helmet, and a few other accessories to add to the list.
If you think you must buy this atrocious thing, then at least take a look at the larger pictures of it before making your decision. It is, in a word, vile, and you won't be happy with the beast. Forewarned is forearmed.
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This entire book is about a creeper who is bullied....definitely not appropriate for a young child and probably any child for that matter. I bought the book as kind of a funny book not realizing the content.
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Why does no one mention that these dolls have a tiny penis and no clothes???? I'm all in favor of penises but not as a surprise!
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I left a comment previously and nobody ever told me anything. THE MASK was bent and the box was damaged. Besides that the doll was ok.
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Sooooooo the box is cute...I will give you that. (And yes, it is made of cardboard.) But once you wind up that ballerina, you enter into the world of scary horror show music. It plays the Nut Cracker in a minor key...seriously spooky. My daughter turned out the lights to listen to it while she slept and...seriously...it is just wrong. I feel like a clown or a man with a mask and a knife are going to pop out of the closet! Not having it in my house...no thank you.
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the doll is well made the hair is so real feeling,her outfit is so detaled & she is so pretty!!!!!!