Bikini Bandits Experience HORRIBLE!!!!!!! Pc. Of Sh!+!!!
937129
Bikini Bandits Experience. It is lucky to even has 1 Star. The only reason for the 1 star is the Bad Ass Muscle cars and Bikini Girls. DO NOT BUY, IT IS SOME TYPE OF BAD JOKE.
4605104
complete waste of money, nothing but BS and frustration - terrible game!!!
3435821
I do not like this game at all. I didn't realize when it said that you had to tilt your GB to get the game to work, that you literally had to be on one of those pirate ships at an amusement park to get the game to work properly!!
429071
I saw this in the store and thought it might be fun.  I like online games and usually find them relaxing and fun to play with others.  This game was not.

I checked forums to find a popular server so I would be able to start on one with a lot of people. I chose Ghallandra server.  I logged in my new Wizard and for the first hour I was completely alone.  There wasn't another person anywhere.  At first I thought there were lol, but it turned out they were Computer people.  So.. I trudged through the starter quests alone and eventually left the area on the boat for what I hoped to be the actual fun game.  For the start, I will say the graphics are very nice.

I reached The harbor.  The next area after the start quest.  I saw people running around.  This got my hopes up.  Until I tried to communicate with them.  During the entire time I was there, there was maybe 3 lines of text appear in my general chat.  Nobody was talking at all.  I found a tavern and asked some questions about where I should start.  Nothing.  not a singal response.  Nada zip nothing.  Now come on.. I was a pretty cute wizard.  Somebody could have at least said Hi to me.

Finally I figured out how to get the quests started.  I ended up doing a couple of the first ones by myself. Again.  I died alot, since Wizards are evidently not supposed to travel the dungeons by themselves.

I asked people how to use the grouping menu.  No answer.  After a bit, I finally figured it out on my own and off I went.  I ended up joining a group of 4 that said they were off to do the starting quests in the harbor.  Said as in that's what was in the grouping menu they had up.  Well, I have no clue what happened.  They ran through the dungeons so fast I had no clue what was going on.  The game does have a nice voice thing so you can actually talk to people in your group.  It was nice that is till the person leading the group started yelling at me that I was holding him up.  I was trying to read the description of some loot I got out of a chest and he started actually yelling at me.  Well I just followed them till they were done with the dungeon, said I had to go and left.

I went to the forums to see if I could get some help.  I messaged that I was upset at the lack of communication in the game and with the fact that there was virtually nothing to do for a new player other than walk around a deserted starter town and then try to group up with people for quests they obviously had done serveral times before.

The responses in the forum made my decision to quit this game pretty quickly for me.  A group of more socially repressed, elitist, jerks you will never find.  I have never had this sort of response from online games or the related forums before.  I was basically told that it was my fault and that I should have researched the game I was buying before I got it.  Told that I must have been lying and that there were lots of people on "their" servers.  Told that I need to join a guild and that It was my own falt for joing a PuG (pick up group I am guessing that meant) and that maybe this wasn't the game for me and I should just leave.

So I did and I suggest you don't make the same mistake.  Evidently this game is made for a small group of socially backward individuals that feel free to insult people wherever and whenever they like..... as long as it's behind the annonymity of the internet I bet though.

Pass on this game.  It shouldn't be an online game.  I didn't get an online feel from it.  It seemed very dead actually.

Sorry to be so negative, but I dislike wasting 50 bucks and then being insulted for wasting my time trying to figure it out.

I probably was the only actual female playing the game.  lol
2815221
Infinity Ward can pick the corn out of my poo for shipping this game as is.  All the multiplayer problems are probably because of firewall issues, or so Infinity clames, but there are people without routers and people like me who made the required settings that still can't play.  GARBAGE GARBAGE GARBAGE stay away this game is a buggy pile of junk and will be the worst gaming failure since Daikatana....
4377718
This game is garbage. Challenge is non existent, you can beat it in around 9 hours. And if theres a server issue, you won't get any loot for beating the game. Buggy as hell, if you give a templar a shield it boots you out of the game and you can't get back in. (But who would ever think of giving a shield to a knight, thats just silly) Also the DRM prevents people who have purchased the game from playing if theres a server issue. I'm not talking just multiplayer, that would be fine, but if the servers are full or down you can't play single player. You'll spend most of your time with this game either seeing error 37 or 3003. My advice avoid it. Vote with your wallet, if you don't like the idea of a company not letting you play a game single player at your leisure, that you can only play when its ok with them, then do not buy this game.
1322951
first off im going to start by saying i am a call of duty fan i own 2,3,4,5,6,7 and 8 and i had my hardened edition pre ordered and i was pretty excited AS U CAN SEE I PURCHASED IT.. my main problem with this game is THE MAPS i have never seen such poor designed maps who ever made them should be fired on the spot!! no matter where u go u can get shot from 20 different ways and there are little camping spots all over and the DEATH STREAKS are absolutely stupid why put them back in the game There are way to many flanking routes way way to many...

Some maps running through a ally is like going through a maze 6 foot wide ally u go in and to get out u make a right then a left and another right then a left again WTF. Seatown has a moment like that. Also there is way to many maps where u are in CQC more than half the maps ur going to be knifed or shooting at someone 10 feet away from you!! or there are stupid little hut's all over the place to obstruct your view that force u into CQC cuz u cant see more than 15 feet in front of you The maps PROMOTE camping because right when u step outside there are 100 different places u get shot from the map CARBON for example when u are at the bottom of the hill its impossible to check that many places before u go outside and the lighting sucks u can barely make out people in windows sometimes then other times there impossible to miss.. Also is it that hard to make the d**n objective icon disappear nothing is more rage inducing than to be playing a domination match and have someone run in between u and the flag... PS IW.. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOOT SOMEONE WHEN THERE IS A BIG RED OBJECTIVE BOX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TV OBSTRUCTING MY AIM.. BLOPS made them disappear why cant u?? Maps that made MW2 so great like FAVELA, HIGHRISE, KARACHI, SCRAPYARD, and SKIDROW, are non-existent in MW3....Also everything in every map is GREY  the building the streets the cars the  pillars even ur camo ur wearing even the 1 map that has green bushes in it there a dull green where are the colors.

On the ps3 it takes 20 min to get into a game then when u get into one u get kicked out then get a server error then kicked out of the PSN or u get a ERROR OUT OF MEMORY 14 message.. {the memory error was recently fixed in the update but u still lose connection and get kicked out the lobby the logged off PSN quite often} making the game almost unplayable at the moment.. and if u ask me there is no reason absolutely no reason that elite should be down... really u had 2 years to make this service and just going by how many ppl bought BLOPS how could u have servers that could not handle the amount of people that logged in on DAY ONE!!! its really a surprise that millions of people bought MW3 to you beachhead.. WHAT A BUNCH OF MORONS!! i cant believe i blew 100$ on this crap maybe im the moron here!! BUT IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN!! just for reference im not a bum at the game either my win ratio is over 2.00 and KDR around 1.80 over the last few games.
2532648
This is getting ridiculous.  I'm playing a single-player campaign, working to the next checkpoint and get a 5-minute warning I'm going to be kicked out of my game because Blizzard is updating their DRM server again.

So I get kicked, have to wait for them to get the server back up so I can log back in, and I lose ALL PROGRESS ON MY CURRENT MAP.  I'm back at the previous checkpoint.  This happens 2-3 times A DAY.

This is the worst launch I have ever taken part in, and I am including Anarchy Online and Half-Life 2 in that.  There is no excuse for the incompetence being displayed by Blizzard in regards to anticipating server needs which they had already tested MULTIPLE times during the beta and open stress tests.

So, 1 star for me.  I will not recommend this game to anyone.  A friend just asked if he should purchase it and I told him to buy Skyrim instead.

I suggest the same to any who bother reading this review.
4904422
You'd think a major game developer would know that PC gamers buy first person shooters FOR the online play. The single player is just a nice bonus. Did Infinity Ward learn nothing from the utter failure that was Halo 2 PC and their 'matchmaking' instead of dedicated servers? Who thinks it's a good idea to be FORCED to play online games in a setting where the game is hosted on someone's friggin home computer???

And what's funny is that no matter how slow their internet connection is, and no matter how crappy their PC is, they will be like GODS in games they host because they have 0 ping advantage. Every interview where you hear or read about an Infinity Ward representative talking about game 'balance' you should politely ask them to slap themselves.

Bottom line the online game play is so terrible that if you've ever played an FPS on PC before you'll feel nauseous that you spent $65 on this game. But please don't just take my word for it. Go on youtube and watch all the PC multiplayer videos and see the choppy laggy gameplay for yourself. You'll even see a few videos where one guy is owning everyone on the server with incredible shot accuracy. That's because HE'S THE HOST! Fun huh?

This game makes me want to crane kick someone in the face.
4145246
anyone thinking of buying this game, DON'T!! do yourself a favor and just go steal it, you'll delete it in no time anyway. i won't even bother repeating in detail the complaints of the countless reviews before me because they are all spot on: dumb enemies that take two magazines to drop, boring driving that takes up 75% of the time to finish, repetitive missions and locales and zero strategy to top it all off. just drive in with your assault truck soften them up with the cannon then hop out stand in one place like rambo firing wildly and throwing grenades... rpeat, repeat, repeat... you win! do yourself a favor and get the incredible original farcry which will save you 40 dollars and is a far more complete, fun, and good looking game. i am very very disappointed.
3375278
The only reason I gave it 1 star is because it's as low as I can rate it!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't waste your money like I did this is one of the worst games I have ever played!! I'm trading it as as fast as I can at game stop! Hopefully I will get atleast 50 cent for it! I would not wish this game on my worst enemy! Please take my word for it and save your money!!!!! I played this game barely 9 minutes and was ready to trash it!!! SIMPLY AWFUL!!!!!
3819622
Game freezes up during the slot machine sequence. City-Interactive ignored my support query. Cant go any farther in game. Frustrating! Avoid this Company at all costs, they will leave you hanging on your own with a worthless game. Once they have your money they are through with you. Beware. Choose another game company to deal with. If we start avoiding these companies who ignore support help maybe they will start paying attention. You been warned.
230300
this game is terrible.
if your going to play this game you NEED to have a VERY powerful computer with incredibly fast internet. because there is no single player. or at least you don't want to play it because it is about as entertaining as CSPAN. the bots are worse than any game ive ever seen even the old 8 bit games has FAR better bots that could actually do damage to you. you can literally walk behind a bot forever and they will not see you. you can stand in a room of them and they will not even moove.but yet you can get sniped all the way across the map by a RPG or pistol by a bot.
the multiplay is also very bad.
the servers are run by 43 year old unemployed loosers that try to make themselves feel better about themselves by banning everyone who won't sercumb to their insults. BTW you cannot get unbanned and there are only about 3 servers that have more than 5 people playing in them.
for the sake of money and having a JOB do not get this game. get a NES and have a game that will be WAAYYY better thatll last 30+ years.
3116918
Usually I don't make reviews but I had to do this so you won't get robbed for this crap game. Make sure you read many reviews before make the decision buying this game. I should've waited until read reviews before order that game. Also this game is exact copied from old game from PS2, when I played first race and I thought I accidentally using PS2. I had a lot of faith in this game and lost respect for this company. SHAME ON YOU!
2354678
What BS! The users rating this game are working for Sony! Still waiting to play full game after DLing for over 2 hours. Played thru load screen game thinking that not much has changed. Finished and lost game (would not let me change pitcher, found myself spending over 15 minutes going thru menus trying, got racked until pitcher was removed for pitch hitter.) 2hrs 15 minutes and still waiting to play full game! I paid $80(bought anniversay ed) to sit here and wait until game finishes installing!
10627
So for the 5 mins i actually managed to play socom it was great, grafix are top notch and game play seemed great but after a horrific sequence of trying to install the game and having corrupt data files and then sitting for hours trying to actually get onto a server with no luck im kind of pissed. People are saying oh give it a week or so and it will be good but how long has this game been in beta and the network is not even remotely serviceable.

If your able to buy the game you should be able to play it out of the box. With the network screwed you have absolutely 0 content and i mean 0! You hit the start button the network fails to initialize and the circle repeats itself till you get mad enough to come on amazon and write a review to warn other people. If there was some form of single player campaign i probably would have cut the developers a little slack but this is really a piss poor effort!

I recommend you wait at least 2 weeks before buying but by that time will you even care ?? All the other players who managed to get the game working from day 1 are now leagues ahead of your game level and able to pwn your face before you realize what is going on.

If reviewers can give spore 1 star for DRM i can give SOCOM 1 star for not actually working. Stop giving this game 5 stars until they fix the servers

Big socom fan very bitter at this experience

*****

Day 2

Ok today ive had no problem getting into the games, the servers are still a little laggy but this is really fun, unfortunately today ive experienced the ol freeze up, seems to be pretty common from what ive heard. Your in a game and you freeze no way around it but a restart still 1 star
2797289
Look elsewhere. The game is just terrible. I'll save you the effort of playing - the computer wins every time.