This shirt will give you super powers.
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I got easily 100 compliments on it the first day I wore it (as an English teacher at a school picnic - so no real exaggeration there.)
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Yes this shirt has it all,
Specially dyed to provide that well worn, aged look only in one wash.
Custom shrinkage, guaranteed to provide get fit to your favorite action figure.
The shirt itself is made of Super skin stimulating rough-spun uncombed cotton, provides that thin veil of coverage you crave!
 The scratchiness lets you know exactly the quality of shirt you've purchased.

To be 100% clear, don't waste your money on this piece of shirt.
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Don't Blink - but take a look at this shirt because it's super. Amazing detail  - most of which only a Dr. Who fan could figure out (which is insider fun). And it glows in the dark... and doesn't shrink!
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As you can see, the image on this fine shirt portrays three brilliant sloths gazing at the Moon in awe. In order for this shirt to reach its full potential, you must join the sloths in gazing at the moon. Once you have accomplished this task, the shirt will fulfill all your hopes and dreams imaginable. What makes this shirt so perfect is its excellent balance of intimidation and attraction. The deadly and dominant sloth on the far right named Leeroy intimidates and scares off all men who make eye contact with him. But the beautiful sloth in the middle known as Ralph instantly makes all women attracted to whoever is in possession of the shirt. This majestic article of clothing may look simple, but it is the most powerful invention known to mankind. Beware, some people may not be able to handle all the power it has to offer.
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This shirt is awesome. 5 star straight up.
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The quality is great and the shirt fits very well. We love the powerful message of the shirt as wrll
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Surrender your skepticism, and behold the power and glory of that which is the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt.
There was never a moment in which I doubted it's splendor. From the second I laid eyes upon this incredible garment, I knew it would only be a matter of time before I became a proud owner.
As I picked up this wondrous shirt, I could feel the power pulsating through my fingertips- it was almost magical. But the real magic would transpire as I slipped the t-shirt on. Never in my life had I felt so graceful, so confident, and so righteous. Rather than merely sit up from a seated position, I was able to gently ascend in an effortless manner.
Almost instantaneously, the mailman arrived at my home bearing a mysterious envelope. I floated to the door and preceded to open it. Within was a check for a small sum of money. Neither shocked nor miffed, it was clearly a taste of things to come.
Later that day, I engaged in a game of Lasso Golf. To my initial dismay my team was losing, with a horrific score of 3 to 18. Foolish was I to doubt myself, especially while wearing my special shirt! Needless to say, we won with an impressive final score of 21 to 18.
Wise am I each time I select the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt as my attire for the days' activities. People of all ages and both sexes flock to me like moths to a porch light.
You need not take my word for it- witness the glory of the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt for yourself.
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I ordered the superman tee on the 14th or 15th and received it on the 19th almost a full week before it was scheduled to be here. I am extremely happy with the shirt. That being said, because I bought it online I got it 2 sizes bigger than I normally would just as a precaution, I'm glad I did because if I had chosen my normal 3x I wouldn't fit into it. Other than the size, which I anticipated, this shirt is fantastic. It's heavy duty cotton the colors are bright. Pretty much what I expect in a good shirt.  I will definitely order from  80sTs again
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Why are you reading this review? You obviously know this shirt is the best decision you will make today.
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The shirt speaks for itself and business is booming!
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This is the best purchase I've made in awhile. I got a medium and it fit perfectly. I already washed it and it didn't shrink. And I've worn it twice and gotten so many compliments (and a couple weird looks). Buy this shirt. Dwight would want you to.
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People ask me where I got this shirt from. Basking in their awesomeness. Note: This is a skin tight shirt.
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I feel fabulous in this shirt. I agree that the shirt picture for the ad is misleading - I thought it was loose like the picture, but it is more form fitting and it is the sleeve cut that is loose. Also it looks longer in this picture, when in reality it is not long or short but just average length.

The fabric is soft and stretchy and can be forgiving or flattering for many body types. I wear a size 12-14ish and the large is about as tight as I would ever feel comfortable in, but it does fit.

The sleeves are so flowy and a ton of fun to wear. I like the dark grey color, and think its clever how you can put your arms through the "cold shoulder" holes and wear it without the sleeves, which would also look great.

I am glad its still a cool shirt but as of the date of this review I do think they should update their picture to be more of a realistic representative of what you will get when you order it. I received it at a discount for my honest review.
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I grew up watching Thomas Magnum deal with Higgins and his damned Dobies. Rick, TC, all of em.
This shirt took me back and, oddly enough, I grew a magnificent lip lion within 2 minutes of putting it on.
Yes, this shirt will help you grow an instant mustache and transform you into Magnum.
If you want a Hawaiian shirt, but this one. If you pass it up, you're not too smart.
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I look effing incredible in this shirt much like I do in most all shirts. In fact if I don't, it's a 99% chance it's the shirt's fault. This is not the case with this shirt.
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This shirt has more power than the three wolf moon shirt. I honestly got 2 jobs the first day I wore this shirt, and another job the next time I wore it. DO NOT DOUBT THE POWER OF THE THREE UNICORN MOON SHIRT!
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I got this shirt for my pops. He wears it when he goes racing, you know for luck :P