A Smutty Littly Read to Scare Your Panties Off
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Quick and dirty Halloween fun.
Worth the read. Alexa Riley knows how to make you question what you're feeling and if you should be feeling so turned on... And the answer is usually yes.
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Are you ready for the sassiest sex scenes this side of Jenna Jameson?  If so, prepare for your most sensitive no spin zone to be tittilated and morphed into your most sensitive erogenous zone!  If you're a man and you read this book, you better unbuckle your belt because your pants are going to be very tight.  If you're a woman and you read this book, prepare for your most sensitive erogenous zone to turn into a slip-n-slide!
When O'Reilly graces us with his in-depth descriptions of Shannon's and Ashley's encounters you almost feel like you are there.  One of my friends had to come and shake me back into consciousness in the most referred to section of the book here on Amazon.  As I read it I fell into a deep trance and I pictured myself as Shannon and I thought I was licking around those areas!  He is to suspense and erotica what Shakespeare is to tragedy.  I haven't been able to pick up the audio version of this book because I fear that if I hear those words uttered I may lose all control and forever be locked in the grip of Shannon and Ashley and never find my true self again.  A complete loss of identity and I just don't think I could deal with that.  It makes you wonder how many sexual encounters he has had, because by gauging the immense detail you would think he does nothing but get down with the funkiest of crack prostitutes.  Nothing, and I really mean nothing, gets me as hot and bothered as reading about a 15 year old doing that fellatio business after hitting a crack pipe.  Wow Bill!!!!!!! A+++++++++++++++++++ Super duper!  Must read!!
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If you are not into kinky sex, don't read this book! I loved the Janet character, she was way over the top and a conversation with her, would make you blush for days! Very entertaining ... wish Jake was my next door neighbor!
-Amanda
JAX
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I am so disappointed in this book.  No where in the product description does it say WARNING:  Forced Consent!

I loved her Unrestrained and Naughty Bits stories.  This one was nothing but trash.  I couldn't get past the first chapter.  I feel completely violated having just read that little bit.

I was so excited to pick up another of her books I didn't even bother to read the reviews.  4 out of 5 stars means it is good, right?  But now I don't know if I will ever be able to read one of her books again.

This was not BDSM.  This was rape.  I don't care how the author prettied it up.  It was rape.  Anybody can get aroused if someone pushes their buttons.  Doesn't mean they want those buttons pushed.

This book needs a trigger warning in a major way.
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This is a moder day story, wtih paranormals living hidden among us. This book is nearly pure erotica, and if it had pictures we'd call it porn. The plot (really more of a sub-plot) is that a werewolf (male, single, name Max) visits his twin brother (male, single, name Jax) without warning, believes there may be foul play because he can't find Jax, and so pretends to be his twin brother. Max is wildly attracted to human woman Mandy, who introduces herself as Jax's fiance. Max is also, to his surprise, wildly attracted to the barkeep (human man). The whole thing plays out much like a silly soft core porn movie; and we get hints that Jax is in a similar sexy situation, which is no doubt the subject of another book.

The "I am having sex with my brother's fiance" aspect is not the repulsive plot element that it would appear from this summary; I recommend you accept that all of this will turn out well, much like one of Shakespear's plays. Max has never been attracted to a man before, and if you will be turnef off by that whole M/M thing, then I highly recommend you do not buy this book.  I thought the first half of the book better than the 2nd half, where the character building diminished and it was nearly pure erotica. Expect some M/M, some M/F and some M/F/M with the backdrop that a romance "looking for committed relationships" theme.

If the above description is what you want, then this is probably a 5-star book, certainly 4-star. The whole M/M thing doesn't do it for me. There is a lot of that, so the book suffered as a consequence.
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Pur porn. Absolute porn but with a little more depth than nothing but porn. I wish the author would have given a little bit more of a s*** about names cuz the names are ridiculously stupid in this book. Also, two great characters, the opening with Jax and who he is had a lot to mine but it was overlooked with fingers and orgasms. But, if you want a book that'll knock your socks off sexually, this is it. I'd buy it for 99 cents but probably not for 3.99. One night read, then jump the hubby.
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Trailer Park Virgin by Alexa Riley

Designation: Standalone.

WOWthis is one taboo read.  I almost am embarrassed to say I liked it.  If you are looking for complex characters and an awesome plot, you have come to the wrong place.  This is the most in your face smut book I have read from Alexa Riley.  It is a no holds barred taboo sex between a stepfather and stepdaughter and stepbrother and stepsister.  It was a quick read light read and I finished it in under an hour.

One observation is the blurb on Amazon says that Ty and Rick are unrelated, but in the book Rick says my own son Ty.  I know this book was challenging to get it approved by Amazon, so maybe there is a bit of inconsistency due to last minute re-writes.

I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book.
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Note: the description for this book 'warns' you that it contains lots of girl-on-girl action. Thoroughly warned, I bought the book, read it straight away, and wasn't disappointed ;) So in the same spirit, I'd just like to warn you that the action in this book is described in a lot of juicy detail, and is likely to leave you in a state of disarray. A one-handed read of the best kind. You have been warned!
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Love this smexy read! Plenty of story to back up the steam. Brenna is snarky and fun to read. Declan is just so deliciously Alpha. Together they a fun read!

The steam is hot and spicy. This is a smexy read that will have you looking for a cold shower or ice cream to cool down!

The mixed narrative keeps you in the loop for what both characters are thinking. Great dynamic in an engaging read! Yummilicious
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Erotic City should come with a disclaimer....
1. Will cause you to leave work early
and
2. read with a man, or a Woman, or both, or a toy, or a fire hose.
This book was HOT

Pynk is off the chain Erotic City was hell of a HOT read. EXCELLENT JOB!!!!
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Talk of hot and sizzling! This book was all that. I am not a fan of erotic books, and I failed to read, as I discovered later on the cover of the book, that it was an erotic novel before I delved into the book, and even then, I still am glad I went on and finished the book, because this is going to be the first- maybe not- this is because I also read Luck of the Irish, by the same author, which was hot, but not as much as in this book, I should have known to stay away from erotic books.

Upside Down read like a story from hell. Human beings behaving worse than animalswith a bit of the after life thrown in to assuage the soul. Like it is okay to live and act like the debased. Even animals show better respect for their sex lives. This story was a total debauchery to all that is sacred in sex. I was gagging reading it, and yet I wanted to read it to the end, so as to fully know what erotica is. If it was meant to entertain, believe me, it was simply appalling! I could not believe what I was reading. I was not aroused. I was just disgusted.

Towards the end, the author was so carried away, she started making mistakes, jumping words, and using wrong words in places. I suppose she was so deep into the act of describing the acts, she was carried away. For those who like this kind of stories, good luck! As for me, now I know what erotica is, and this is my ever last attempt in indulging in such a read. Tufia Kwa! - God forbid!
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Okay, I am not a true erotic reader and I never jumped on the fifty shades bandwagon - but still I found this 'silly kink' PNR story to be fun. Apparently this is BDSM lite, so not vanilla, with some bondage and some discipline (which - along with apparently manditory 'the club scenes' - is among the reasons that BDSM is not my thing and something I generally try to avoid.)

Here though the substitute teacher, Cerise, is the Dom and, William, the lonely vampire with worthiness issues is the sub, and her thing is an OCD role playing fetish - she obsessive about the details - and I found the role playing idea fun (despite the control element that comes with the D/s stuff) because they come across as a whole bunch of little stories. The PNR element is minimal, he's a vamp and he drinks from her at her command, but he's not a very vampy vamp - day walking (just sun allergic) and no problem with garlic. Supposedly this story is a P2P fanfic originally titled, Subplans, a Twilight one (of course aren't they all apparently) but I really can't say that I see any of those origins here.

So, I thought that this kindle cheapie was cute sometimes humorous genre mash up despite the riding crops, but I am still not jumping on the bandwagon.
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I gave this book 5 stars (5 hearts on my own blog) and also gave it a few extra kudos.

  1. Cheers to the author for putting right in the warning to readers EXACTLY what to expect from her "virgin" voyage into writing erotica/erotic romance. I laughed my ass off reading it and can see why readers downloaded this book based on the warning alone.

  2. The heroine Letty is a smart assed, foul mouthed rocker broad who doesn't sugar coat anything. She tells it like it is with a vulgarity that made me want to kneel and chant "we're not worthy." Finally, a character as foul mouthed as I am. Yum!

  3. I stood up and cheered for Letty over and over again. She got knocked down but kept pursuing her musical dream ("The Rock") and broke her "no strings" rule in the process.  I laughed, nearly cried, and cheered over and over again. I want the next book and I want it now!

I have to disagree with the author on a few points in her warning. The heroine is entirely believable to THIS reader. Not only do I know people who talk like her, I happen to have a potty mouth that can at times rival hers.  The plot is exactly what you'd expect from a story about musicians trying to make it big. There's sex, drinking, sex, touring, sex while on tour with band mates and with groupies. What's not believable about that? Sure it's a work of fiction, but how many real life rockers are prim and proper?  Letty Dillinger to me is a compilation what I imagine my faves were like when they were first starting out: Lita Ford and Joan Jett are the first two that come to mind.

Ms. Grey takes you right into Letty's world and shakes the hell out of you. Under that rough and tough exterior lies a musician with a heart of gold who'd do anything for her band mates, even give up the one guy who could possibly be her perfect match sexually and musically.  The one she dubs as "Shades" turns out to be much more than she first thought and at times a bit more than her heart can handle. The dynamic between the two is what kept me reading even when I had to get back to my "evil day job." Every single moment I got, I picked the story up and raced to the finish.

The supporting cast continually surprised me, especially the drummer in Letty's band. Quiet as a mouse Jinx can tear up the skins like nobody's business and it's on tour with Shades and the other's in his band where she starts to come into her own. I hope Kendall let's this one have her own book!

Now the sex in here is definitely over the top, smoking hot, down and dirty and at times messy as hell. I loved every single second of it. That's why I gave this book the five heart it deserves.  This "trashy" novel is well written and the characters tug at your heart as well as a few other body parts. ;)  It's EXACTLY what I want in an erotic novel about "The Rock."

Brava, Kendall Grey. You've definitely found your niche in OUR genre. Keep up the fabulous work and hurry up with the next books in this series already!

~The Vixen
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A strange, very silly, but entertaining novelette made of four scenes with confusing robot erotica sprinkled in. (confusing, because parts aren't the same as human parts, so you don't know if you should blush or grab a can opener.)

A unique read for sure. Ive never encountered robot erotica before, but Im pretty in two of the scenes I was blushing, but over what Im not sure.
The four scenes begin with the arrival of Bazins CORE. (Not wife, CORE.  How hard can this be for a human to grasp?) Yet Alex keeps calling Miaxa Bazin's wife. Warning: there appears to be confusing erotica occurring, only since they aren't organic, I was on occasion too confused to be sure.

In scene two, Alexs wife, Beth, discovers his friend Bazin, is neither a human nor normal robot. And she did the only practical thing she could: She fainted.  When she wakes up, Alex declares Basen from (he then points at ceiling of barn--which could have been rather misleading. Did he come from space or the rafters). Beth wants nothing to do with the nonsense, she just wants Alex to come to dinner on time! However, now that she knows Bazin isn't just a jerk human, she grows to like him.

In the third scene Bazin and Miaxa burn Alexs barn down, which Im pretty sure happened when they overheated in what Im tagging non-organic erotica if we only could comprehend exactly what they did. (Get Amazon to make that a genre and youll be a best seller in no time at all).

The fourth section is my fav. No strange erotica, because its Christmas. But the trees don't do well, nor does one of Beths eyebrows, but hey, no one ever said Christmas would be normal.

So what do I think? Strangest story I read in a very long time. But the more I think about it, the funnier it gets.
My advice for anyone who wants to read this book: grab a bottle of mind altering anything, enslave a robot to read for you, kick back in a recliner and enjoy the fun. Its silly, weird, and funny. But Im telling you the truth, the robot erotica confused me to no ends!
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The f*&%edupedness isn't the story  its the sex shaming.

How you can award five stars to a book like this is beyond me.  I like the story.  Pepper can tell a tale.  She could also use a better editor and more experience writing.  What digs at my stomach is the rave reviews for a sex shaming author.  I get it  a taboo subject, twisted desires, naughty thoughts, BDSM,  oh, my knickers are wet.

Fantastic.  Where my knickers dry up is when the author paints a tale that we all know so well  bad girl gets what she deserves.  Whether that is where the story ends finally isn't my issue  its the plot as its laid out for us.  Everything about Tess is a lie from the get-go.  Shes branded as having everything she ever wanted:  shes almost done college; she has a loving boyfriend and a bright future where she is on the top of the world.  When you open the book, you realize that isn't the case.  Shes got baggage left and right.  Her childhood was screwed up and her current relationship with her boyfriend has layers of complexity that is compounded by control and sex shaming.  The boyfriend shames her, but not as well as Tess shames herself.  The book is littered with Tess referring to herself being depraved, sick, twisted, degraded, put in her place, a slut, whore, unwholesome, etc. all because she is interested in kink. She even goes so far as to take the blame for being kidnapped and leaving her boyfriend as if she had a choice.  As if, when she repeatedly told Brax that she was uncomfortable and he ignored her, it was still somehow her fault to be kidnapped.  It seems to me she went from one abusive relationship to another.

BDSM is a kink, not to be sex shamed.  There is nothing wrong with wanting to indulge in your fantasies.  Pepper has an opportunity to paint a better picture.  The story is stronger with a stronger heroine.  She doesnt have to be self-degrading.  I worry that uninformed people will read this, and subconsciously confirm what they think to be the casethat to enjoy BDSM you have to be screwed up.  You dont. This is yet another example of how we sex shame and shame women in general.
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Okay,  a m/m erotic novella called Ty Hard -  you kind of know what you are getting.  But it had a few of my least favorite themes - insta love,  boy walks in, previously  aloof cowboy boss falls in love with him and is borderline inappropriate (If I collapsed with a migraine having just met you,  I would not want to wake up with you naked in bed with me.  I don't really know anyone who would)  Then we had deranged attacks - someone is poisoning the cows!  And we had unlimited funds,  boss owns his own light plane and flies it to Vegas.  Then we had the Vegas card game.  It all felt too clich and join the dots to me.  And the relationships are so quick, I don't trust or believe them.  Cardeno C does it in&nbsp;<a data-hook="product-link-linked" class="a-link-normal" href="/He-Completes-Me-Home-Series/dp/B004T52DXO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8">He Completes Me (Home Series)</a>&nbsp;but it's no easy thing to do.  So I start reading, then skimming,  then jumping,  then putting it away.

It only cost 99 cents,  but based on this I wouldn't buy another L.E.Harner book.  I rate this a C and won't reread.
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(submitted by author for an honest critique)

This is the 2nd book I've read from the Coalition Mates series and, I must say, Sarah didn't fail to deliver the heat on this one either. Surrender contains acts of voyeurism, exhibitionism, spanking, anal and bondage play.

Also, she has sex scenes involving m/m, m/w, m/m/w, and m/m/m/w.

Sounds kinky, right?

Just wait until you read the chapter where Sally and Ark attend Galen's get-together. Trust me folks, this is not a party where you'll find couples yawning out of boredom. No, what you'll read will have your temperature skyrocketing, legs clenching, and maybe you might even find yourself panting a little bit. ;)

Score: 41/2 stars