The worst movie of all time.
937828
How many movies have come out since the very first reel was ever produced? Four thousand? Five thousand? A million? Who knows. All I know is that Halloween 3 has got to be the worst out of each and every single film ever  produced by the hands of man. I've seen some pretty bad movies (8MM,  Godzilla, the new Psycho) and this one takes the cake. It's a stupid,  contrived plot about these masks that eat little kid's heads. Sound cool?  Yeah, well don't judge a book by it's cover. Michael Myers wasn't even in  this one and should not have been titled "Halloween." They should  have called this movie "Wild Wild Waste." I must have switched  like 20 positions while watching this garbage, I was so uncomfortably  bored. Do yourself a big favor and rent some good and original horror  movies like the original Halloween, original Psycho, or the new (but  controversial) Blair Witch Project.
2396706
This is beyond question the worst movie ever created by a human being.  I have never seen anything that I consider to be more poorly done.  The entirety of the movie's budget seems to have been spent on casting Ernest Borgnine - which is fortunate, as none of the other "actors" are the least bit capable, except Brandon Lee, who clearly isn't even trying.  I've seen better cinematography from camcorders.  Also, the "special" effects are questionable at best, the chase scene has all the enthusiasm of a college student eating ramen noodles cooked a week prior, and at some point, they manage to get from Cuba to somewhere in Africa without ever telling the audience.  Furthermore, the female "lead" has a most amazing item: a isappearing-reappearing bra.  Though her clothing only comes off once (off camera), her bra, as near as we the viewer can tell, is present only every other scene.  It disgusts me that this movie was ever released, and the fact that it is now on DVD, where it will never biodegrade, makes me weep for humanity's future.
However.
This is by far the most ludicrously fun cinematic experience I have *ever* had, and I heartily endorse making unsuspecting fools watch this movie.  If you can stomach it.
Good luck.
183562
Horrible, stupid movie.  True waste of time.  No redeeming value whatsoever
1512608
If I could give it 1/4 of a star, I would.  It was the worst movie I have ever seen.  I kept waiting for the comedy and it never came.  Absolutely no plot.  Horrible.  It is sad that George Clooney could even think of making such a stupid movie.
1550343
I'm a card carrying cinephile.  I've been watching movies for more than 50 years.  I own more than 800 DVD's of my favorite movies.  Over the years I've watched literally thousands of movies - good, bad and ugly.
I believe I am completely qualified to say, "This is the second worst movie ever made."
Bad plot, bad dialogue, bad acting, bad everything . . .
Do NOT waste your time, energy or money on this movie!
Shame on everyone associated with this turkey!
2562383
If you wanna waste your time this is the movie for you. There's no sense whatsoever it's awful awful movie. Before you watch this movie be sure to turn your brain off.
308500
Worst movie ever.  I can't believe it!  This is time I can never get back.
2176708
this was an extremely bad movie, just awful. no character development, no plot, just sheesy effects. if you can think then i do not recommend this movie.
2362324
I absolutely hated this movie. It had exactly no point, and in general was so full of itself yet had absolutely no depth. It was the movie equivalent of drowning in a kiddie pool. Do not waste your time with this movie, I would not ever recommend it.
4381665
Oh this movie was soooo bad.  The acting was horrendous, the script was horrible.  The hole thing was just plain awful.  the characters were so massively annoying I kept hoping they would all die soon, they were not written to be likable at all, just very shallow and annoying.
2108933
In my opinion this is one of the absolute worst movies I have ever seen. My wife agrees with me. We are both seniors so we have seen a few.  We did not even see more than perhaps half of it before we decided it was not worth seeing it through to the end.  Absolute nonsense, not worth a single cent.  It does not even deserve a single star, but that is the minimum.
2886782
This has to be by far the worst movie I have ever seen.  Everything about it just plain sucked.  The reason: Joan Wester Anderson doesn't even know what she's talking about.
  Love,
  Rudy Faulhaber
1522020
This movie is an insult to your intelligence, unless you're easily amused and entertained by poor punchlines and feigned attempts at humor. The worst part is that they attempt character development midway through the movie, trying to make people connect with the obnoxious and immoral identity theif. This is a really bad movie, and a waste of time.
4027048
I love Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron, but not even these brilliant actors could carry this phenomenal waste.  It is one of the worst films I have seen in recent memory and undeserving of ANY nomination for anything except Best Waste of Time and Money.  One of the shocking things to me is there are people who actually like, or LOVED, this film to wit I ask, 'How could this be?'  I have seen thousands of films and not even MY imagination could stretch to the point of buying any aspect of this one.  It is one constant, pounding, loud, shoot-em-up, explode-em-up, lame never-ending series of non-stop senseless action with a plot so weak I hesitate to label it as having one.  When a character is on the edge of death in one scene and the very next one she's up walking around after a quick, um, blood transfusion, like I said earlier, no one's imagination can stretch that far.  I could expound for an hour on certain scenes, although there is little difference in any of them---it's the same ole-same ole for 2 excruciating hours.  10 Oscar nominations!  Really?!!  No wonder blacks are pissed!  I couldn't find anything worthy of even getting it to 2 stars.  Believe me, I tried.
1209257
This may be one of the worst movies ever released. The vast majority of the film is pent insulting the intellect of the audience. Most of the dialogue is concentrated on pounding the premiss into the heads of an audience the writers obviously consider to be prepubescent and too mentally deficient to grasp the initial concept of the film. Watching film is utterly excruciating due the the drawn out nature of material events and the constant pounding of of already explicitly expressed concepts. Cultural competency, in its most fundamental form, is totally absent as characters portray themselves as stereotypical archetypes of various countries. This film will make you stupider for watching it. An ass raping is preferable to viewing this travesty.
4198851
I'm a huge fan of the original movie and even though I had heard bad reviews on this movie, I was hopeful I was wrong.  Sadly, this was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.  It's two hours of my life I will never get back  Don't waste your time.
340014
What a stupid movie. If you want to waste your time this is the movie for you.