Whip it out for Harambe
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Harambe will live forever in our hearts and minds
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I love this Gorilla faux fur. I had a pair of pants made to ride my motorcycle with these pants. They will be a WOW factor.
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If you ever say to yourself "hey self! You have two little geckos now. You're so clever. Those little cups of 50-100 mealworms the leopard gecko enjoys are like $5 and you could get 1100 of them from Amazon for $10! Let's do that and share with some friends with scaly pets" please stop and remember you're not a herpetologist and think for a second because here is what will happen.

Your 1100 mealworms will arrive in a cotton bag inside of a box. You will hear them chewing and scraping from outside the box. It will be like something from a nightmare. You remind yourself that slick squirmy mealworms are on the will not touch without tools list.

Inside that cotton bag will be crammed an impossibly massive amount of intertwined crumpled newspaper. They're eating it.

It will be a half hour project involving a cookie sheet (to prevent escape) and tongs (because you can touch bugs and they don't bug you so long as they're dead...these are alive and very happy to see you) to gingerly remove the paper from the bag and flatten it to
remove the mealworms.

You won't begin this project until you remove the 100 or so friends attached to the cotton bag above the paper. 100 in a cup with bedding means you see a couple at a time. 100 this way is the start of your very own diy episode of fear factor.

You'll carefully remove every worm from the paper, making sure nothing escapes. You'll employ over interested predators (thanks Cole and Meimei!) to help make sure there are no survivors. The cookie sheet will REALLY be an episode of fear factor. They will all writhe horrifically as a horde and somehow communicate to huddle in the same corner of the pan (spreading them out with your tongs is an exercise in futility, they'll all be back in the corner in seconds). You'll see them the rest of the night when you close your eyes.

Then there's the other 200 clinging to the inside of the bag with their tiny horrible feet. They have remarkable strength and resolve for such simple organisms. They won't go with out a fight and touching them through the bag is out. You'll gag.

So...you'll spend another half hour alternately cutting the bag away and using tongs to clear the hold fasts. It'll be painstaking. You'll quadruple check for runaways.

You realize the "1100" they sent you is more like a round 2k after counting for a minute. Only 3 will have perished before arrival. Dumping them into two bins with bedding will take a mere three seconds and be oddly satisfying.

Oh and the company you ordered from will accidentally double your cup of 250 wax worms. At least they're already in cups...but you have two little geckos.

I'm really going to enjoy them chowing down on these worms. Worms are jerks.
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Disgusting. Perverse. Hilarious. Mellick.

If you loved Apes***, you'll eat this s*** up.
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BEENIE HAS ONCE AGAIN PROVEN THAT HE'S THE MOST VERSATILE ARTISTE IN THE  DANCEHALL BIZ TODAY. THERE IS SOMETHING ON THIS ALBUM FOR EVERYONE. I THINK  THIS WILL INCREASE HIS FAME AS HE CROSSES OVER INTO THE MAINSTREAM. NUFF  RESPECT TO BEENIE MAN. KEEP ON ENTERTAINING.
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In this traditional Ugandan folktale, Gecko teaches  his community about courage, teamwork and resistance to bullying. Even once the goal is achieved, lessons about perseverance, resilience, forgiveness, and sharing play out through the very end in sunny  pastel whimsical illustrations. A pick-me-up book for all ages.
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As was promised by Muten Roshi, the tournament begins, and the boys are prepared! More laughs, and more fun, choke with this wonderful gem. The end of the issue leaves you wanting more, so don't stop here!
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Great song to have women in bikini's or even without the bikini's dancing around to. I wish I had fo hands! I'd give dem ta's fo thumbs up!
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Straight baller bench ... Nuck the nuck nuck
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"crissy poppa, mix it with the hen and vocka; see I'm the king of the jungle call me Mufasa.," that verse is so sick!!!! number 5 on the album. Chop, Fred, Babs, Sara, Ness, all held it down like whoa. big ups to DA band and I hope yall stick together and continue making them head bangaz.
A GO GETTER FO SHO. IF YA AIN'T GOT IT THEN GO GET IT!!!!!!
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Before I bought this cereal, my jimmies were constantly rustled and I was always upset. The doctor told me that I needed some gorilla munch to unrustle my jimmies. I didn't really believe him, but I wanted to try.

As soon as I tasted the gorilla munch, my jimmies ascended beyond comprehension. With the gorilla munch on the table, my jimmies were finally stable.
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this thing is a hoot.  I can't imagine any club or reasonable establishment will allow you in or to consume the contents, but i guess if you were headed out for the evening and you needed to hold your pants up and carry booze at the same time, this has got you covered.  It was a hit at the white elephant party.
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This video brings out the best of the song as it highlights in a positive way Zimbabwean culture. Harare is the backdrop, with the Gardens and the city-scape at their best. The singers showcase the up-and-coming talent of the booming local-language music scene. I would like to see a sub-titled version of this video for those of us not too well-versed in Shona. What I understand reveals it to be a beautiful combination of lyrics and music, hopes and dreams, sight and sound! I hope it wins many awards as it is the most deserving music video I've seen in a long time!! Congratulations to all involved in its production! Makorokoto! Mazviita! Tatenda!!
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I don't like monkeys that fling poo let alone those that can sling lead. I don't like the humans much either. If we've blown up our world to the extent that apes are in charge, don't try to save us. We brought it on ourselves. The one choice you still have is if you want rent this movie... Sure, why not. It's entertaining in much the same way as passing a car wreck. You don't want to see it but you can't take your eyes off it.
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A great read Well Done the Foreplayer. Set in Africa the characters take us on an unforgetable romp around the bush. Glad I read it and will pass the title on to friends. Waiting for the next book!
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My buddy and I did this challenge...we both went the full 5 min. The worst part was the after affect...THE HOTTEST THING EVER!!!!! It's almost better to leave the sucker in your mouth.