ZERO STARS FIRE HAZZARD
937692
This wiring harness is terrible used it for 45 minutes with my 52" led light bar it over heated melted the insulation and could have started a fire if I didn't smell the burning wire!
2968471
Would have given 0 stars but not allowed.  Made it through 10 minutes of episode 1.  The F word used at least 10 times in 10 minutes and nothing funny at all in the dialog.  Tried episode 2, same thing.  I am 73 and use the F word sometimes but 10 times in 10 minutes on each of the first 2 episodes - BAD.  Sometimes these type of words are used effectively, but in this case, no real reason for it to be used.  Very distracting and VERY disappointing given the star of this show.  Too bad it cant be returned once opened.
381041
There is absolutely no way to defend this God-awful movie. It's script is something that could have come out of a high school special day class. Good comedy is based upon reality with elements of spontaneity, creativity, and the absurd. This movie is absurd period. The reason comedians such as George Carlin, for example, are funny is because they don't try to be funny; it comes naturally. The same is true with comedy in a movie. It's humor must have been derived from people who laugh at their own jokes. One of the teachers is given the name "Amy Squirrel" and she makes like a squirrel when introducing herself to the . I'm surprised the principal's name wasn't "Harry Boyle" and the vice principal, "Mike Hunt". In another contrived scene, as the bad teacher is giving sexy poses at a student car wash one of the high school boys is shown with a huge erection bulging through his pants. It's simply not funny.

Were I given the job of writing comedy for such a movie, I'd begin by choosing a believable concept. For instance, a sexy looking teacher who is unintentionally flippant; not outrageously saucy. I'd also change the entire plot. Finally, I'd give key characters more substance, a personality, an identification. This movie has none of than going for it.

Good comedy is hard to come by. What I consider to be first rate comedy movies are as follows (not necessary in any order): Mrs. Doubtfire, *M*A*S*H, Portnoy's Complaint, What You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask, The Odd Couple, Grumpy Old Men, Some Like It Hot, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and The Hospital. There are many others, but these are ones that instantly come to mind.

The concept of the movie is ridiculous; an incompetent but sexy teacher's desire to get a boob job.  The script is corny. The scenes are dumb. The acting is amateurish. This is the kind of movie that would mainly appeal to teenage kids who rode the short bus to school. Although the movie is about 90 minutes long, I was able to watch the entire movie in about 15 minutes. That's because I had to fast forward through most of the scenes. I would be embarrassed to have been associated with the production of this film in any way. I'm even embarrassed to say that I wasted a dollar on renting it. If I could give this movie anything less than 1 star, I would.

Don't waste your money on this film unless you have a room-temperature IQ and are the type who laughs at train wrecks and traffic accidents. Even if you have only half a brain, this movie will surely insult your intelligence. You're better off spending your money at a bar or on a lottery ticket. Better yet, if you're really into terrible movies, get yourself an Ed Wood film. At least Ed Wood knew how to make a bad movie the right way.
1602534
Fred Silverman's unfortunate reign as programming head for NBC ("Supertrain," "Manimal"... ahh, those were the days) is memorialized in this collection of six episodes of the worst, unfunniest "comedy-variety" series ever. How it ever made it to air is completely beyond me. Pink Lady are not even that talented as singers (even in their native Japan, their vogue as disco stars was brief), and they seem incapable of lip-syncing to their phonetically-learned song lyrics. They are unable to deliver their "jokes" properly for the same reason... they clearly have no idea what the lines mean. Then, there's Jeff Altman. Tasteless, unfunny jokes and grade-school-level mugging are his trademarks...  again, one can only ask, how did this third-rate talent get this gig? And was there no one at NBC who realized this was a train wreck before it was scheduled? At any rate, such entertainment value as this set has lies in its camp value. Your jaw will be constantly dropping at the tacky sets, politically incorrect jokes and bad disco music. If you like bad tv, bad 80s music and dated, forced 80s "humor," you'll adore this set (especially if you buy it for under $25!).
4293812
I find nothing funny about this crude show. I laughed once in 4 episodes. If there had been an option for zero stars I would have used it.
4547877
Won't let me rate it "0" stars. Awful movie--words cannot describe how terrible this movie is. I was mistaken in thinking this was Terry Pratchett's "Going Postal". Somehow in my excitement I missed the other people telling us how this is not Terry Pratchett. This is one of the worst movies ever! Waste of film. Tons of horrendously profane language, sexual harassment, graphic violence (mass murders), verbal child abuse to name a few. I have thrown this movie in the trash where it belongs--it should have never been made!&nbsp;<a data-hook="product-link-linked" class="a-link-normal" href="/Going-Postal/dp/B00009QG5W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8">Going Postal</a>
2422071
***FIRE HAZZARD***BEWARE***Very disappointment with this product!  When I was reading thru the product reviews I did see one that said, "this product caught on fire" but it was from 2011 so I figured it was just a fluke.  Now that I'm digging deeper, I see numerous fire/smoke complaints!

The laminator worked the first two times.  Then, with the third time the machine started pouring out smoke.  I unplugged it before it actually caught fire!  Now that it has been longer then 30 days, I cannot return it to Amazon.  And I've had no luck contacting the manufacturer.

BUYER BEWARE!!!
676875
What a piece of junk!

Look, I know it's a media tie-in novel, but that is not an excuse to shovel THIS load of crap off on an audience. There are countless examples of how to do one of these books right, and many reviewers have already pointed out how poorly the book was constructed.

If you are buying this because you enjoyed the stories of "Knights of the Old Republic" or "The Sith Lords", do not walk away from this, but run. Run far, run fast. Hell, you could even try the Kessel run to get away.

Total betrayal, horrible characterization of the existing characters... I can't say enough bad about this book, except to excoriate those who published it and especially the author for turning in this piece of drivel. How dare you all!
1500600
This book sucked.  The fact that the author tried to make it better by putting Han Solo and Chewy in it...nah.  Good try...but it still sucked.  I don't care if it relates to other stories from the Old Republic time or whatever.  It was a waste of whatever I paid for it on the Kindle.  You can totally not read this and get by in the Star Wars universe.  I can't believe I wasted money and two days of my life on this book.  I can't believe I even finished it.  The only thing that kept me from giving this only a 1 star was that Han Solo was in it and let's face it...Han is a BA!  Otherwise...this book is only good for fire kindling while camping.  Blah...I'm done talking about this.
1552432
Poor Casting and a very poor plot and bad acting! And the content contains Adult Sistuations not suitable for children. And they Broadcasted the show on ABC Family Channel. Who allowed this show? I recommend this show not be affiliated with the Dukes of Hazzard series.
394196
If I could give this defective piece of junk a zero star rating I would.  It makes the most horrendous high pitched noise when turned on that I cannot even use it.  My dogs run and hide every time I try to turn it on so it is now in the garbage.  Get more satisfaction by just lighting your money on fire!
1195084
This mess was free from Amazon Prime and worth every penny.
Poorly written, totally predictable theme, unbelievable characters, Dallas Kincade is a joke. Never loses a fight, MMA champ, stud muffin supreme? Sure he is. The author should do some research. There is no such thing as a "silencer"for a 44 Magnum revolver. Suppressors can reduce sound in some smaller caliber handguns,  but a 44 Magnum, ridiculous! And the author had Dallas firing this cannon through a port opening inside a small fiberglass sailboat into a moving inflatable dinghy with several passengers and nobody gets hit. If not impossible, definitely improbable, and certainly silly! If you have some time on your hands, do laundry, take a hike, play with your dog/children. Don't waste time with this "novel".
3245166
If I could give this a zero, I would. Rude, crude , disgusting humor. The type of language coming out of the mouths of the children was even rude.  It was so bad we turned it off before it was even halfway over.
4966973
This movie/DVD is awful. I love the Dukes of Hazzard, but he should have never made this. Absolutely awful and painful to watch. Please save your money. Do not buy this movie
4095472
I purchased this book, thinking for 99 cents, what the heck, how bad could it be and besides, I was in the mood for fluff.  Well, this was a total waste of time.  I had to give it one star, but I wanted to give it zero or half a star. I don't believe it was edited; if it was, then Ms. Lucas should get her money back.  There were misplaced hyphens, and's instead of an's, words that should have been separated were written as one, and quotation marks omitted.  My favorite was when Lord Thomas was sometimes spelled Thomas and other times Tomas. It appears as though Ms. Lucas thought if she sprinkled a few words from medieval times, that would be sufficient to have you think it was in medieval times but trust me, the language was distinctly modern.  Evidently Ms. Lucas didn't have time to truly research anything to make the story more credible. Or palatable for that matter.  I also loved it when Ms. Lucas got her own information incorrect saying that Indiri gave the flint to Sarah and showed her how to light a fire when in fact, earlier she said she received the flint from Margery. Finally, the whole idea of the evil wife having a diary which was found only by her son and Sarah was laughable.  The whole book was insulting to readers; we do have brains and can figure things out!
780256
Total waste of my time and money. Item went on easy and was installed on a new barbecue smoker. On the first use half of the seal caught fire and melted down the front of the smoker. I will not recommend this product to anyone in the future.
691876
seriously. I didn't understand this. This show sucked. It really, really sucked. Every other word was an F bomb and the fat one kept talking about sex and going into detail and it made me shudder. I'd rather staple gun myself in the forehead then see this piece of crap again. I'd give it 0 stars if I could.