One of the worst I've ever seen.
931211
Totally tasteless.  I've only seen Melissa McCarthy in one other movie, Bridesmaids, and her character was equally disgusting.  But that movie had a lot of redeeming qualities, with sweetness to offset the gross character Melissa played.  Maybe Heat got better further in, but after 20 minutes, I was so turned off I just couldn't waste any more time on it.
230583
This movie easily made my top-two-worst-movies-I've-seen-in-my-entire-life list (the other one being My Sassy Girl starring Elisha Cuthbert).  Slow-moving, awful acting, and a confusing/wandering storyline result in a one-star rating.  The only thing that would have made this film better was cutting it to less than an hour and 15 minutes.  The "war scenes" were basically 10 guys versus 10 guys with computer-animated bombs that would go off with a lot of smoke.

My favorite part was when there were a bunch of Middle Eastern guys signing up for ISF, you see this one clearly non-Middle Eastern guy screaming and yelling.  Come on, this movie was awful.

Whoever gave it five stars is either a family member of somebody in the film or somebody that gets paid based on how many Amazon users watch the video online.

Seriously, save yourself nearly two hours and pick something worthwhile.  This movie was a glorious waste of my time.
3834450
I'm all for scary movies, but this one is just ridiculously bad.  Sure, the set is stylish, but the manic way in which the film is presented is preposterous and obnoxious and downright annoying.  It's funny to me when people try and describe the plot, like it matters.  "The film is about a struggling family who inherits a strange...yada-yada-yada."  Seriously, this film doesn't deserve a synopsis.  I once wrote a review detailing 13 reasons to turn this movie off and I stand by every one of them.  This movie is annoying, it isn't scary, it is STUPID (yes, with all capital letters), the acting is atrocious and Shannon Elizabeth keeps her top on.  The house, I digress, is kind of cool (conceptually) but the gimmick wares out its welcome when it has nothing of substantial weight to back it up.  The ghosts are more clichd and ridiculous than actually scary and the comical overtones to this film make it appear more of a campy D-grade `straight to DVD' type film with absolutely no real redeeming factors.  Matthew Lillard sets a new standard for bad acting with his over-the-top theatrics (I'm so glad he never really turned into a big star).  With one of the worst opening scenes I've ever seen put to film, this trashy remake of a 60's film I've never seen remains a skid mark on my cinematic viewing pleasure.
801889
One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Tried several times to watch it all the way to the end, but just couldn't. Sticking forks in my eyes would've been more enjoyable. Would love to give this flick no stars.
2055947
One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Made about 15 minutes, then quit.
1633012
the worst film i have ever seen. don't waste your time.
2634475
this was one of the worst movies i've ever seen, and i love movies. the plot remained in tact but the cg throughout and the breakaways were brutal.  I feel sorry for Morgan Freeman to have had anything to do with this terrible film.
657119
All I can say is, this is THE WORST film I have ever seen, the acting was absolutely miserable.
3351924
This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. From the horrible sound, (a detail movie makers should give top priority) to the writing, direction, editing, acting, sets, and props, this movie is just awful. I enjoyed the music at the very end when the credits rolled.
3422699
I was waiting for this to come out but for some reason Walmart had it already, so I picked it up. I am very forgiving with Sci-Fi movies in general and have even been known to enjoy an Asylum title or 2. That said, this one is bad. Not even funny bad for those that like that sort of thing, just bad. The trailer looks ok, even with the hint of wooden acting, but the real thing is just un-watchable. I rarely write reviews but felt I needed to warn people about this movie.
1647732
this has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I hope the backers of the film demanded their money back. The need to have some negative stars - one star is too generous!
1835421
I'd like to rate this negative 5, but 1 is the lowest Amazon offers.

This movie seemed very pointless.  Boring.  It has almost no plot and goes nowhere.  The characters are unlikely and poorly developed.  I turned this movie off 3/4 through it.  I can only say that about maybe 5 movies in my life.
What finally made me turn this off was a very sick scene involving rape, torture, and murder.  I've seen movies that are rated X that were cleaner.  I'm no prude, but this was a disgusting movie.

Save yourself some time and watch a porn video.
4674864
This is such a bad movie. I understand they were going for a low budget look but Jesus, this was just pathetic. This looked more like a student project than a legit film and I quit paying attention after 5 minutes.
3864030
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.  I jumped once, but that doesn't make a scary movie.  The first half of the film, nothing happens.. they all meet up, try to appeal to the male crowd by being all female, and you have all the typical characters.  The know-it-all, the one with a bad past, the cocky one, etc.  The reason this is not "intense" is that you see the creatures completely, they look like naked people that are all greasy (it's not a sexy as I just put it).  and even the ending... spoiler...  you don't know if she sees her friend who either somehow, impossibly made it out, or she is seeing it in her head, like she was doing throughout the movie.  This is not even worth renting at the store.
4249352
This was one of the worst movies I've ever had the misfortune of watching.
It's well made, well shot, and driven by artistic vision. I hated every moment of it.

1) not a story that needed to be told
2) zero likable or relatable characters
3) the director may be a Nazi and was kicked out of Cannes Film Festival for his remarks about the Holocaust when questioned about this terrible movie
4) 30 seconds of Ms. Dunst's breasts does not redeem the hate that this movie stirs in its viewers
2274655
I am forced to rate this movie as a one star but it's not even that. This is the worst movie I have seen in a long time. Plot is horrible, acting is just as bad, special effects are overly unrealistic. Please do not see this movie.
1679113
This has got to be the worst movie I have ever seen. Actually, it was so horrible I didn't watch the whole thing. This movie looks like it was made by a bunch of people who were bored. You can totally tell it's homemade, the "transitions" into vampires are performed terribly (when their eyes change color, the people hold their hands up to their eyes and you can tell they are putting in contacts), and the story doesn't even fit the description given at this site. A group of vampires rent a house and kill people. That's about how complicated this movie gets. It's beyond being funny in a stupid way. I can't believe this movie was made. Unless you want to pay to see something you could have made better yourself, don't get this movie.