You've got to be kidding me
933016
I believe this book belongs in the teenage romance section of the bookstore.  Through the course of one week, six different people fall in love with each other.  A few other semi-interesting events are scattered around that general idea.  But how many times must we read the line- "She needed him badly.."  Somebody shoot me!
2240727
You have got to be kidding me? What a pathetic comment on Hollywood that this movie could be nominated for Best Picture and Best Actress.

The movie was as average as it gets. If the DVD had been defective half-way through I would not have cared one iota. The only redeeming quality was Jason Bateman's performance...and the last 20 minutes of the movie which had some poignancy.

Ellen Page is nothing but sarcasm until those last 20 minutes. Sarcasm is not a difficult role to play people! Close your eyes and tell me that she does not sound exactly like Jeanine Garofalo. She is a Jeanine Garofalo protege, I'm telling you. Her character is so unbelievable...and not one adult in the entire movie ever tells her to shut her flipping mouth and act respectful? It's just not believable.

And to top it all off, the soundtrack has to be the worst in the history of film. I'm embarrassed for Hollywood over these nominations for this picture.
2540922
You have to be kidding, right? SO cute! Fits all wrong. I only looked at the stars and didn't read the fine print reviews.
1071137
Are you kidding????? I don't know where to start! This is THE worst movie ever produced!
3215468
I have enjoyed reading this series, but at this point not enough to pay another $3 for even fewer pages then the last joke of a novella. Mr. Molles.. you have NOT made enough of a mark with an audience yet to disrespect us with this over priced novella crap. You are blatantly ripping us off and I am no longer interested in anything you write.
828524
I have never written a product review before, but the utter stupidity that went into the production and marketing of this boxset has forced me to take the plunge.  I was literally incredulous and actually offended when I opened the package to see what lay inside.  I doubt the box is worth 10 cents, and it's already falling apart.  I feel like I have been robbed, just plain robbed.
618106
The next time a 'Bertie' book is released I'm flipping to the end to see if Irene gets her comeuppance. The joke of Lucy, a football & Charlie Brown just isn't funny anymore. If it ever was. I no longer care for those who tolerate her.
Apparently, there is no justice in Scotland. Except for those named Bruce.
2464253
You've got to be kidding! None of the instructions are in anything but Asian. So there is nothing to read to help you Save your money.
3840048
Just listen to the samples.  That is not Danny Rapp, and of course these are not the original recordings.  Somebody wants $15.99 for lousy covers of the two songs you want, plus two songs you don't want, on a CD-R?  Are you kidding?
1987494
This abridgement is a joke. I generally am not a fan of abridgements in the first place. However, since Robinson Crusoe is such an excellent book and I would like to have my kids familiar with the general outline at a younger age, I thought, "Maybe it won't be so bad."

Well it certainly is. Whether people like Christianity or not, you can't "abridge" Crusoe's struggle with the faith (and understanding of Providence) out of the story without making it a different book. And the hyper-sanitation is laughable. OK, I get that most don't want the gory cannibalistic details. But Crusoe is knocking out natives and tying them up instead of killing them when he saves Friday. Really? I what next, does he leave them to starve...tell their friends, "Please take him when you leave." And it is beyond stupid, and unfaithful to the story!, that Crusoe seems to trust Friday with his life immediately.

This abridgement is so bad that I am going to throw it away so that no kid has to read this particular copy of this tragedy.

You want to know what this "classic start" is? It is like looking for a way to get your kid to appreciate steak, and then some moron tells you to start him on SPAM.

Don't waste your time or money. This abridgement would be detrimental to your child's appreciation of literature. Carve off some of the actual steak. Summarize the slower parts, avoid the gore (but don't hide the real danger and ruin the story), and actually read the classic and not some plastic knock-off.
4882353
Jesus... this is one of the worst insults the band, or now the leadsinger solo, released under the name of Queensryche. This supposed to be funny? I stopped laughing a few albums ago and this one makes me wish for knitting-needles to be inserted down my ears. Especially the newly recorded 'classics' couldn't be of less quality. No drive, no spirit ...not even half-decent vocals by the man himself who sang the originals. The magic is gone and so am I... *rolleyes*
1905747
I tried to laugh. It was impossible. This is listed under comedy.. It should be listed under lame.. very lame.
2776897
I haven't bought this.  STOP TRYING TO RUIN CHRISTMAS.  This is literally the worst thing I've ever come across.  Is this a joke?  This has to be a joke.
2471174
Oh my God - This has to be a joke.  This seems more likely something written by a kid in 10th grade.  .  John is the 10 grader who has a man crush & idolilzes Julian , who im guessing is a senior in the same school highschool.  There is no possible way that this was written by a practicing attorney , and if it was , you do not want to hire that firm.  This has to be some sort of a prank. that some people found this helpful and enjoyable makes me worry anout the state of adults in this country .
4759169
This was the worst purchase I have ever made on Amazon - I feel totally ripped off -  I find it incredible that so many reviewers found this book to be entertaining.  I agree with a previous reviewer that I have never seen more lame internet jokes in one place.  This lady has a podcast---are you kidding me???  PLEASE don't waste your money on this book - get a sample first and you will see what I mean.  I want my money back.
2324613
If I could give this a negative # of stars, I would.  This film is so bad that it's not worth my time to write this.  However, I do wish someone had warned me!  Yes, it's packed full of stars who laughed all the way to the bank.  Maybe this piece of crap was made to sock it to the company releasing it or something.  Very, very, very bad.
4714002
What do you get when you take amazing club songs (mostly remixed by DJ legends Razor and Guido) and then intersperse them a kid making crude jokes?  The worst waste of money imaginable.  I was fortunate to have only purchased one of the MP3s,  Vernessa Mitchell's "This Joy".  At the time of my writing this review, this is the only MP3 of the song available for sale on Amazon.com.  I was elated to have found it.  Imagine the deflation of my high when, mid-song, a kid starts talking about how his armpits smell like garbage.  No, this is not a fake review; it's an actual representation of the MP3.  I suspect every song on the album is marred by "Gino" and his potty humor.