Dumps your kid on his rump.
937184
I purchased this slide to use indoors for my 14 month old. It is a decent quality slide. There's a piece underneath the slide that's used to lock the two major parts of the slide in place. It's difficult to lock and unlock, so we leave the slide set up. The slide is steeper than I'd expected for a toddler, so the ride is short. I specifically don't like that the bottom end of the slide is so short. It makes for a harsh bump at the end of the ride as it dumps the baby onto his rump. This wouldn't be a problem if the designers had added an extra foot of plastic for the child to land on. For this reason, I wouldn't purchase this slide again.
4476913
Wow. Do NOT buy this for your child. Its a one use item. I feel cheated/deceived. Just an additional side note, they do not honor their guarantees. I We had purchased the original wubble too and it popped right away, sent it back as instructed, never heard back from them again. These guys are wack if they think their name will remain reputable after all these fails.
4901586
We bought this chair for our 7.5 month old daughter when she was 4 months and we got a lot of use out of it until this week. If not buckled in, she can easily twist out of the chair. When buckled, she tips the whole chair over with herself in it. it is worthless now, and more importantly - dangerous.
I also got the tray which we are not happy with. The place mat does not stay in place and food gets in the slots where the toy would go.
3135732
As advertized, this book is super gross. Its really funny, but my kid already picks his nose too much and my again pregnant wife wants to puke again when I read this to him.
507488
If your kids love the Lemony Snicket stories and the Goosebumps series, and snicker at gross-out stuff like boogers and stinky feet, then this one will be sure to get their attention.

The Shluffmuffin twins suddenly find themselves orphans after some rather unfortunate events overtake their parents and tiny grandmother, and are biding their time at the Jolly Days Orphanage until their adoption, living in up on gruel and bread crusts.  Sadly, that day seems to be a long way off, as Cheyenne is a walking allergic reaction and Wally's foot odor can't be tamed.

Enter the Mandible sisters, who seem only too happy to take the twins, sneezy and stinky as they are, and whisk them off to their mansion in Dripping Fang Forest, where not even cab drivers dare to tread.

Of course, things are sometimes not as they seem, and in this case they're much worse. Although "The Onts" (never "aunts") provide everything to make a child happy, such as Cable TV, Nintendo and as much ice cream and cake as they can eat, Wally breaks the house rules and makes a discovery in the cellar that gives him goose bumps.  Betrayed by Wally's wet (and stinky) sneakers, the twins have to choose between certain death at the mansion, or even more certain death outside in Dripping Fang Forest, where lurk talking wolves, ten-foot long foot-eating slugs that glow in the dark and other things too frightening to mention.

An easy short read (took me half an hour) and one that should encourage even stubborn readers to want to hurry on to the last pages.

Amanda Richards, June 19, 2006
4878553
Another entry into the bizzare universe of Christian parenting.

This book is great for parents who want to be hated by kids who will end up in therapy. One of the previous reviewers labeled anti-spankers as being tools of Satan. First, I am not against mild spanking in rare circumstances, but I am against torture.

Lessin' lesson is torture. I must insist that the fundamentalisnt pro-spank theology is dead wrong. First, "the rod" denoted WHIPPING OR FLOGGING in ancient disciplinary style, but not striking the buttocks. To follow the Bible literally, you must whip your children. Second, certain verses in Proverbs and Hebrews 12 can be interpreted in a variety of ways. The standard fundamentalist readings of those passages do not take into account many tools of linguistics and exegesis.

Besides that, the Bible also commands the whipping of slaves and the torture of prisoners. So why aren't Dobson and Ezzo and Lessin on the radio arguing for slavery? Because all of this spanking

is about cultural practice, not theology!

Getting back to the issue, Lessin is advocating abuse. Call it by whatever euphemism you want. I could kill someome and say that murder is not murder but "loving discipline" or "pancakes"

but it would still be murder. It would not be pancakes. Lessin is a prime example of how fundamentalists so ultra-carried-away with a fixed idea-- spanking, davinci code, boycotting rock music, the war on adult entertainment, etc. etc. I wish the self-proclaimed Christians could spend as much time loving their children as they do hating their enemies.

At least Jim dobson thinks that teenage girls should be allowed to shave their legs. I wonder what's the rule is Lessin's church.
1287109
Horrible design!!... I suggest to spend an extra $10-15 and get a better trampoline for your youngster.. Bad instructions on how to put it together and then once I figured it out, I realized the bungee cord you have to web together for it wasn't even long enough.. After 3 attempts myself and 2 attempts from my sons dad we decided to pack it up and send it back... Its cheap for a reason, my suggestion is don't do it..
4413883
This is almost too sad to read. I truly hate his parents. They are beyond evil.  My heart aches for this kid.
3630830
All i have to say is, anyone who whips or hits a 4 month old child is pathetic, and insecure in their own lives. This is just one of the things these people encourage in this sorry excuse for the hicks guide to beating your kids. Humans are not TRAINED, we LEARN!
3132452
I would not give this to my worst enemy's kid. Cheap trash material and cheap trash book. It is $2 tops. Something you throw out.
255990
Dont buy this unless you enjoy frustration putting these little toys together.  I made one damn mistake inserting the plugs to hook the back panels not realizing that you have to toggle the damn roof "BEFORE" inserting the plugs.  Well,once the plugs are inserted, you are NOT getting them damn things out.  So, after much frustration, I wound up breaking the damn thing trying to get them damn plugs out...  40 bucks down the drain.  All I was trying to do was put this together for a one year old's birthday so her dad wouldn't have to deal with it.  You know the rule...NO GOOD DEED...

Thanks Little Tykes.  Burn on Hell.
4550538
My husband bought this book because he has a hard time with my daughter. It's insulting. Instead of treating your child like a person, you treat them like a "Charming Chimp-Child",  "Knee-High Neanderthal", "Clever Cave-Kid", and "Versatile Villager". The book can be summed up as lie, manipulate, distract, and intimidate your children into good behavior. He literally tells you to growl at your kids to show them "you really mean business". "Detours, not roadblocks: using distraction and bartering to make limits work"

I feel bad for the kids whose parents read and follow the advice in this book.
4080153
Center of mass is too low on this if the toddler/baby has a large, heavy head.  If your kid moves laterally in either direction, the tube will flip over and their head will go under water.  DO NOT BUY
2668501
In all of our years of parenting, we've never experienced anything like this. Worst kid product on earth. My child played with these for less than 10 mins before happily dotting her head with 20 or so bunchems. We found her smiling at herself in the mirror, then spent 6 hours removing these deeply entangled devils from her long hair. She lost a lot of hair from the scalp and from hair breakage.
256837
Large dinosaur draped in purple. A mess of things, simply catastrophic. Purple first and foremost is the color of passion and royalty, this dinosaur displays neither of the forementioned. If your intention is to lower your child's intellect into the imaginary negative realm of blabbering idiocy this is a must buy. If you wish for your child to aspire to be more than a gas station attendant I recommend the more stimulating drivel displayed in the baby einstein masterpieces.
2962267
I would have drowned this kid in a bathtub or kept him tied him to a pole in the basement for all his Bull$#!+.  Thank you. That is all.  :)
2556066
I feel bad for the mommies and babies that follow the level of BS this book dishes out.  Skip this book and follow your instincts moms. You DO make enough milk for your baby. They DONT need a feeding schedule or sleep schedule.  Terrible.