If there were 0 stars, this one would have them...
924997
Kevin dear, you are obviously terribly mistaken about who you are, where your talents lie and who wants to listen to you. You were quoted saying, "I'm just an artist who has to pay his dues"...well Kevin, pull up your pants and let's talk about that for a minute, can we? First, let's go over the word ARTIST. The word artist implies someone with some kind of ability, or someone with a creative vein to offer others. That does NOT apply to you. Stop using it.

Now let's talk about "paying your dues". If you had to pay your dues, your wife would not have paid to start your own record label to release this atrocity, and you would not have made your wife demand that your pathetic excuse for music be distributed by her own label, Sony Records. No, you would have done a number of demo tapes, taken them around to various studios, played back-up to some lesser artists, maybe for YEARS tried to get noticed, you know, "paid your dues".

You suck donkey poop and everyone on the planet knows it but your posse of total wanna be losers and your already a loser wife. Paying your dues might get a little ego bruising, Kevin, but it is high time for you to face reality...you are no singer and are a lousy dancer at best.
1597490
if it were possible to give zero stars I would have
2471733
I got this piece of utter garbage as a gift. It worked for a few days, I put it away and took no photos for a few months. Trying to use it again was useless. Batteries would not charge and no other batteries would activate the lousy "camera." After futile efforts for a resolution with Canon ( where one phone contact person said "Yeah, it is a piece of utter garbage" -- I used his words above), it now sits shiny and new under the kitchen sink. I spoke with a fellow in a Best Buy who also had the same camera and the same problem. He was angry...ANGRY, saying "I hope anyone associated with Canon gets cancer and dies." As I said, he was angry. I could never say that. The flu or a cold, maybe. Geez!
1074238
Ms. Talbott starts out her book with this assertion, and it just gets worse from there. She also knows nothing about the mores of English and Scottish peerage, master/servant relations, Scottish history, American history, fashion history, seamstressing, cooking, or any other subject on which she holds forth, but she apparently has written volumes and volumes of this trash.

The plot of this particular gem is completely unbelievable, the dialog is childishly stilted, and the author's penchant for making up character names completely unsuited to the period and ethnicity of their owners is nothing short of hilarious. Nonetheless I'm giving it two stars because it fascinated me in the same sense as would a train wreck. I suppose I'd read another one, for the same reason, if it were also free, but I wouldn't pay even a penny.
904283
Can I give it less than one star?  This was an awful, terrible, no good book. In fact, this book was so bad, it makes me angry. Angry that I spent any time on this drivel.  Unlikeable, whiney, miserable characters who deserve the small, ugly lives they live.
4554306
This could be the worst adaptation ever.  If i could have given it 0 stars I would have.  I lasted about 1/2 hour with this monstrosity.  They writers have written a story that is loosely based on the epic novel, but unfortunately they used the cliffs notes version.  I have been reading Dragonlance novels since 1985 and this production must have been about money, because it is not about the aesthetic value of the book.  Apparently Goldmoon and Riverwind were already at the Inn of the Last Home, because Sturm didn't escort them in.  Monks?  They are Clerics guys, the draconion voices sound more human than Raistlin, no reptilian hisses, no weapons at their sides, just beating the heroes with their fists.  No hiding along the roadside, no scream from Goldmoon, all the companions were standing there waiting for the draconians.  No white stag.  The companions were all awake when the pegasi set them down on the ground.  Apparently the retard writer decided to have the Black Dragon destroy the barbarian village.  No well, no melting of Riverwind.  Bupu leads them (all of them) to the Black dragon lair, where she is sleeping while the companions loot for the disks.  Goldmoon confronts the dragon on her own.  Raistlin asks Bupu to find the spellbook of Fistandantilus, which by the way now has a brown binding, not night blue.  At this point my stomach was turning over with disgust.  Instead of wasting money on the cast, they (Wizards of the Coast) should have bought a copy of the novel and required everyone to read it.
4568258
How bad does a book have to be for a person to spend his time giving it a one-star review years after he read it? "Wish You Were Here" is the book, and the answer is real bad. I've read my share of books for which no tree should have ever been sacrificed, but this one stands out. One reviewer suggested reading the first page and the last page, nothing more. I agree. There is nothing of value in this book. There is no central plot. Nothing of interest happens. Sure, the attention to detail is precise - about 454 pages worth, if I recall - but that doesn't make a novel. As a literary exercise, it might have some merit for the writer, but the reader would be better off reading the tags on every item of clothing they own. Avoid this book, and if it is forced upon you, gouge your eyes out.
2141559
I wish I didn't even have to give one star--it deserves 0. This is quite simply the WORST product I have EVER bought--from Amazon or anywhere else. There's no hope of returning it as it looked perfectly wonderful out of the package--I didn't realize what worthless garbage it was until I wasted an entire roll of this stuff trying desperately to get it to work. The design is defective. You have to peel paper from the back of the product while smoothing it down from the top, so it continually buckles and folds over on itself. The directions say to pop air bubbles after, but these aren't air bubbles-they're tight folds that will not come out. Speaking of the directions, they're printed on the back of the paper you're peeling off, so 1) they're inconvenient to read, and 2) the lines on the back that allow you to cut even pieces are interrupted by instructions, preventing you from cutting straight. But wait! There's more! The paper extends beyond the edge of the product, so there is no hope of having it sit flush with the edge of the area you're trying to cover. After 3 tries on one cabinet, I had to stop because I sliced my arm open on the cabinet hardware trying desperately to hold this stuff in place. I want my money back, and I want the 3 hours I spent trying to make this work back.
4058243
terrible, if I could make it negative stars, I would. The only thing "stunning" was the amount of problems from this purchase and company
4727920
Unfortunately, there's no score less than one star.

This book is so utterly awful, it's astounding. The "story" - if there is one - involves a recovering drug addict, her mysterious savior and a vigilante priest. The stupidity of the novel can't be overstated; it's utter nonsense, badly written and terribly conceived. In the opening scene, the avenging priest is tormenting an evil politician whom he has somehow kidnapped, taken to a warehouse, strapped to a chair, and is trying to get him to confess to the murder of an inconvenient bastard fathered with his maid. The politician refuses, so the avenging priest shoots him through the head at close range. He then finds the bullet and leaves the body there. There is not the slightest explanation of where or how the priest discovered the man's secrets and his crime, how he kidnapped him, or how, for heaven's sake, he so readily found the bullet in the darkened warehouse. That's just the beginning. It degenerates from there. It's simply one of the worst written books I've ever read. Dekker is off my list forever.
1433082
I'm the proud owner of quite a few (over 300) original anime titles, and of all the videos in my collection, this one has got to be the absolute worst (with Tattoon Master being a close second).  Yeah, it's a giant robot flick, which usually means if you've seen one, you've seen 'em all (excepting Evangelion, o'course).  Dangaioh seems like it tries really hard to be original, but fails miserably on every count.  Four mysterious mecha pilots with even more mysterious pasts uniting to fight the forces of evil?  Oh, and with neato psychic powers to boot?  Oh, boy!  And get this!  Their four mecha combine to form a more powerful GIANT mecha!  NO WAY!  You get the idea.  The saving grace for shows like this has got to be in the story itself or in the animation.  As far as the story goes, the writers don't even bother to explain where these "forces of evil" came from or what their actual reason for existence is other than the destruction of the Dangaioh team.  As a whole, there's not even a real plot, other than, "This is the Dangaioh team, there's the bad guys, let's get it on!"  And the animation; yeah, it's pretty much standard fare, in some places completely average.  This is an old-school anime flick, so it's not gonna be spectacular anyway.  And how about that ending?  Oh, yeah, it leaves it wide open for a sequel, but guess what?  This is the only installment.  As if you'd want to see the rest of the "story" anyway.  Nothing about this video warrants even a rental, much less a purchase.  The only reason I gave it even a star is because of the talent that went into this tripe.  Mech legends Shoji Kawamori (Macross) and Masami Obari (Fatal Fury) designed all the mecha, and Toshihiro Hirano (Iczer-One) designed all the characters.  If you're a fan of these guys, maybe; otherwise, don't even bother.
771572
Since there is no option to give zero stars, I had to rate this item with one more than it deserves.

Having plodded only half way through before I could take no more, I can safely say the following:  This book is nothing more than a lot of of pedantic rambling.  The author (who by his very own not-insignificant credentials might be expected to offer something better) has assembled one hundred twenty-odd pages of inscrutable sentence structure and pretentious psychobabble to convey something that, even were it not pretty much common knowledge, could have been presented in fewer than a dozen pages of plain English.  Skip this one.
200641
If I could rate 0 stars, I would. Faulty out of the box, troubleshooter offers no assistance. Insists on set up that there is a paper jam, when there is no paper in the printer.
325657
If I could give this embarrassment of a cd a negative rating, believe you me, I would. Alas, the worst I can do is give a one star.. Ah, the injustices of Amazon.com.

Goodness gracious, this is one seriously GOD-AWFUL album. Do not waste your money or your time on this 'music' by one of the most talentless, preposterous, and pretentious bands of all time.

Is Good Charlotte Punk? Are they 'Bubblegum-Punk'? Are they 'Faux-Punk'? Honestly, who the hell cares? All you need to know if you are un-familiar with their music is that they suck! I wouldn't touch this cd ever again, and I wouldn't wish even my worst enemies to have to sit through a listen. Don't waste your money or your time on this crap. Seriously.
4703905
If I could give this a negative billion stars, I would. The stupid thing flashes "Sceptre" about 5 times when you turn it on (and has a hot spot blue streak running across the top), then goes blank. Nothing. No inputs, no sound, no sources, nothing. Little blue light is illuminated at the bottom indicating that the tv is on. My husband has been working in the A/V industry for the past 23 years, needless to say, he was pretty ticked off when I bought this brand. Now I know why. Oh, also, no instruction manual, warranty information, or anything else you would expect to come with any kind of product you buy. On the upside, they included a Phillips screwdriver to attach the base to the TV. So that was nice.
1711849
Worst HP Printer ever. I work in prepress, I've used HP devices from humble inkjets to huge large format design jets. They've gotten worse and worse as the years have gone on, on all fronts. This unit takes the cake though. My wife purchased this little denizen of periphery hell's seventh circle about a year or two ago. Setup was fairly easy, but the first startup took almost twenty minutes straight of whirring and bumping noises before it would actually come online and do something. Since then, sending a document to print is pretty much a coin toss. Scratch that, a coin toss is fifty fifty. This device isn't that reliable. More often than not, you will sit as the printer whirs and bumps, for 10, 15 minutes, getting nothing. Then when you finally get tired and reset it, it will drop off the network and not make it back up, or it will take another ten to fifteen minutes buzzing and whirring so you can do it all over again. Tonight, when I sent it a simple line drawing, it went through one of its conniptions and the only way I got it to print was opening and closing the print cartridge bay. This should have done nothing, but whatever fit it was having was apparently interrupted allowing me to get out my sketch. It's to the point where I've considered simply scrapping it and buying a Canon or Epson. I can guarantee that this will be the last HP device I ever buy for my home. Avoid this printer at all costs, unless you have an exorcist to help with maintenance. Even then if you do, I wouldn't chance it.
1072860
If I could give this no stars, I would. So dissapointed. I bought this before a road trip with my two kids and was excited they could watch different movies and wouldn't have to share. Of course, right out of the box, one did not work. I am sending back because this is ridiculous. Do not buy. Spend your money on a nicer one.