Stop calling me Shirley
931040
If you have a silly, immature sense of humor, this is "surely" one of the funniest movies of all time.  How Leslie Nielson didn't win an Academy award for this performance, I have no idea.  It upset me so much, I developed a Striker-like drinking problem.  Even if you don't speak jive, this movie is still for you.
1729966
This book should have been renamed " Jack and Shirley: A Dysfunctional Love Affair".  Mainly centered around Shirley and her dysfunctional relationship with Jack Cassidy.  Stories of huge penis (including her kids? TMI...), masturbation, 3 ways, Cassidy's supposed bisexuality and infidelity.  Shirley even goes off on her trysts...where were the kids during all this as Shirley is sure to communicate that Cassidy was a bad father....Alot was glossed over and her marriage to her new husband sounds horrible...
4354408
I really don't want to sound like an uptight mom, but I really don't like this book. My daughter asked for it after hearing it from the mystery reader at her preschool. The first time I read it, I thought it was a reasonably cute story, although nothing special. Each time I have read it since then, I dislike it a little more. The little girl comes across as spoiled, out of control, and obnoxious, shouting demands and throwing little fits to get what she wants. I get so tired of hearing her barking out demands and complaints. As her "pinkititis" worsens (because she disobeyed her mother and sneaked out of bed to steal more cupcakes), she finally decides to submit herself to the horrible cure: eating green foods - choking and gagging on grapes and spinach. The picture shows even more of these "disgusting" green foods: peas, cucumbers, lettuce, broccoli. Super. Just the message any preschooler needs. But really, my biggest issue is that the little girl is just unbearably obnoxious - not spunky a la Olivia or Fancy Nancy - just obnoxious. This book is going to be mysteriously disappearing from the book shelf tonight.
4942235
I love the words to this song. Shirley has delivered this song from her Soul. Thank God. Shirley Caesar, you have done it again. God Bless you.
243450
Amanda, you did it once again. You hit me in the face and called me Shirley and I didn't even flinch. Words. Your words. Epic. I loved Possession, I loved Kingdom. Dec and Liam are names I wanna cry about... in a great way. An AMAZING way. I adore you up, right, and left. You will forever and ever be instilled in my heart as an author. And then some!

To Liam and Kelly.
237189
Okay, so I wanted to get rid of moles, which this does to some extent (I have loamy soil, but in 1 1/2 yr haven't seen a mole hole within 30 feet of the two spikes I have) - BUT ! .........
OMG ! all the annoying old ladies that walk their dogs in the neighborhood cross the street now when they go by :]
B-O-N-U-S !
I mean, I do like the old ladies, but seriously - when I'm weeding out front, who needs to hear about "Karl's" asteroids or whatever the heck her husbands issues are, right?
1054196
I love the kit, but you have been badgering me since I ordered it. If I want to review something, it will be in my own sweet time. There you have it. Now leave me alone to play with my new toy!
1255072
I'm a survivor and I threw this book down after trying my best to read his lies. When will these quacks be stopped? I'm not a violent person but I totally understand why Laviolette got death threats and why it will happen to this quack. Judge Stephens shouldn't allow another quack on the stand to lie for Jodi as an abuse victim. It is no wonder mental health care in the US is an embarrassing mess.
552064
This is a wonderful, useful book read in the most prententious, condescending tone. I had read the paper book but since I do a lot of driving thought that I'd try the Audible version to remind me of her ideas. About half way though I checked on Youtube to find out if I was that off in "hearing" Twyla Tharp's tone in my head when I had the paper copy. Not at all- she is funny, direct, practical and down to earth with something of a New York accent, I think. Whoever chose this narrator for this book must have been thinking prima ballerina with an attitide. So wrong. So hard to listen to!

So sad. I returned it.
420270
I do not like this version of Elizabeth; a self serving bumpkin with little sense... at least in the beginning. Ive never been so annoyed at a character! I haven't finished the book but i'm so irritated!!!!!!
510387
Due to my personal admiration and respect for Ruth Montgomery I am angered by this book.  How dare you say "this isn't about the Mocombers"?
Who, pray tell, IS it about?  If I were a member of Ruth's family I would sue to block future printings of this fraudulence.  I rated it ONE STAR
because there wasn't an option for NO STARS.
4571779
I bought this book for my wife, so I could stop correcting her, and she would stop calling me a grammar Nazi.
Now she just calls me a Strunk and White Supremacist.
4508346
I would have given this 5 stars easily, but wanted to warn buyers that you will hear Ariel say "Oh, my G--" and Ursula say "d---". Many customers won't care, but if you are one who will, you should know before you buy.
3420495
As others have reported, this is a light, fun series. I had read the book already about a chef named Lizzy and her unintentional adventures with Diesel and was looking forward to revisiting it by listening to the audio-book.  My advise -- do not listen to this annoying reader! Why in the world a publisher decide to hire a reader who insisted on using a Southern accent for the voices of Massachusetts natives? After just a few chapters of hearing her say "goin', doin', makin', lookin'" and eatin', I couldn't take any more. So, fun book, abysmal audio book.
1757983
The whole article is about a , to be mean, a bitch, who constantly fell upset  and cry and nothing good about her. The sentences are of touch, kiss, tingle, giggles and no more and over and over again. I am wondering why I have finished instead of deleting it first.
3824664
This is the weakest Faith Fairchild mystery by Page.  What I found most annoying was her Southern characters using  y'all when addressing one person. True Southerners know y'all is plural. Not much action aside from grown women falling for obvious pitfalls.  Focus on bullying may be useful to some.
2121232
I love this song. It is catchy and the sampling of Murder She Wrote is awesome. I just cannot get over one line of the song because it makes it so inappropriate - "You gotta eat the booty like groceries." Ugh. I mean, people are welcome to enjoy whatever they would like, but I don't think a crowd would appreciate this line in a social setting.