oh my f'ng god - Skid NO
937632
Complete garbage from start to finish.  An affront to the name Skid Row.  Yes I am a Baz fan but this is an honest review - if the band had gotten a good new singer and put together good material I would be able to listen to it.  How any Skid Row fan could give this any stars is beyond me.  There is none of the edge or emotion that made the band great.  Even worse than Thickskin.  What else can I say?
2834204
I'm going to make this straightforward: this is a terrible product. I thought it was going to "grip" but it actually makes my shoes even more slippery. It sticks all the dust onto the shoes and it pretty much f-ed up my hyperdunk 2014. Guys, don't buy it seriously. All the commercials that you see on youtube and on the internet are lies. The real truth is that it'll ruin your game.
4495400
These are ridiculous.  I just received them and am sending them right back.  I need boots to walk over sandy terrain (check) for a couple miles to my gym, where I need to take them off quickly, work out, then put them back on quickly.  These dementedly-shaped shoes are nearly impossible to put on at home, with a shoe horn.  To change in a crowded gym room will be impossible.  Who designed these things?  It's stressful just getting your foot into them, no matter how hard you push, pull, pry, force, jimmy, tug, or curse at the wretched shoe.  Maybe if I went barefoot and buttered my foot?  Nah, that wouldn't work; it'd just gum up the leather.  I can't imagine that  I have ever made a worse purchasing mistake.  Like investing in Enron or Atari, or placing all your bets on the Chicago Cubs to go all the way.  If you value your sanity, or want anything like a reasonable shoe choice, buy something else.  And by the way, Hush Puppies, why is it no longer possible to buy the basic, classic brushed suede shoe that made you famous, you know, like the Clark Wallabee.  One that you can, you know, actually get onto and off of your foot.  AVOID this satanically engineered foot gear!
2808625
Grossly disappointed that I wasted the money.  My dog de-squeeked it in 5 minutes or less.  It's flimsy, very thin rubber - not tough at all.  Feeling angry!  Amazon should consider dropping this company's products.

Follow up:  The company that makes this wanted me to withdraw the negative review and they would credit me half the price.  Are you KIDDING?????
1145258
No traction whatsoever on the snow...was fine while no snow was here, first day of snow ended up as a driving disaster. Do not buy for winter.
1052691
I wish I could give this product less than a zero rating. Magnet is weak; while it stuck to my refrigerator without a problem, the knives shift constantly AND I narrowly escaped a serious accident.

When I was replacing one of my knives, my chef's knife flew off the magnetic strip and landed on the kitchen floor, embedding itself in the linoleum floor! Fortunately it missed my foot - otherwise it would have meant an ER visit!!!

Even worse, I can't even imagine that it could have hit my tiny five pound dog who was at my feet!!! I am sending this death trap back, and going to just give up on the idea of keeping my knives on a magnetized strip.
1062684
Such a sleek and sexy design. A type of hard drive you want to make sweet sweet love to. But getting you off on its looks will only get you so far. I had this drive while traveling and it slid off the airport seat I was on and fell a staggering 1  1/2 feet onto the carpeted flooring below and immediately stopped working.

LET ME RECAP THAT FOR YOU
1. Fell ONE AND A HALF FEET
2. Landed on friggin carpet
3. Broke.
4. Lost ALL data
5. Wife divorced me
6. Now I live in a dumpster
4975413
Quality is okay, and about what I expected for the price, but HOLY BUCKETS is it as slippery as everybody is complaining about.  I have had it on my floor for about 3 hours, and sitting at my desk for less than an hour, and have really wiped out twice now!  I have the texture side down, as somebody else's review suggested.  I have the front 6 inches under the front two legs of my desk.  There was no protective film on my mat--as some have suggested and that it was to go that side down.  It is fine if you just sit, but you have to figure out a safe way to GET  ON TO the chair, and a safe way to GET OFF the chair and mat.

My suggestion is to wear protective gear and walk very slowly and steadily, with no sudden movements.  I don't think I'd even recommend it to anybody because I am middle-aged and so are most of my friends--we don't need the body injuries
2791008
This pan gets very hot, including the handles. Almost impossible to cook with safely. Also the edges are SUPER fine, and when this pan fell to the floor on accident, it SLICED my TOE nearly severing it off. Thumbs down for this most craptastic pan. If it was not such a hassle to sue, I would do it. This pan is going into the dumpster today.
4030535
I don't think you can handle this.

(Make that booty touch the ground...)
2233120
Please for the love of God don't by this product. I wouldn't recommend this product to my enemy. It effects the way you step on the brake pedal. It is a hazard and a danger. Don't buy!!!!!
3475842
Call me helpless, but if the best product out there does not come with a leash attachment, I know I will end up losing it within a week of purchase.

I bought it anyway. Loved it for a week. Still searching. Won't buy another till they make one with a leash. Just a suggestion.

Thanks

only ONE person found this review helpful? COME on dudes, it's the whole sock lost in the dryer conspiracy. Vote on the side of Universal Indigo Good. No more lost socks!!!
EVER! Put a leash on it, by gods, put a leash on it. Or it will get away because it knows how good it is out there. only he knows also it is good but it is DANGEROUS (maybe--gypsys by teh railroad track? 10 % girls molested in own homes--where is DANGER, DADDY??) huh? huh? just who/what R U protecting me from?
sorry...
Maybe this will make my review more helpful. Sylvia Plath joke, anyone? Ah, must check oven--baking brownies. Damn who put in this electric stove? I used to think a person killed himself sticking his head in an oven by burning his head off. It seemed horrid and bizarre to me. I'd only ever seen electric stoves. It wasn't until Death of a Salesmean I began to understand...and oh, my, it WAS a dear old guy--an insurance salesman I worked with (administrative assistant, or 'girl')-- who explained the term 'I'm going to take the gaspipe' to me. He'd had a bad day, I suppose.
WHAT plays by girls made it to Broadway in my youth? 'Night, Mother and 'happy birthday for me...mother hung self and cat... had really bad day...what was the name of that jolly fixer upper? now that'll bug me. good I have work to do can't sit here and think and write all day.

oh, broke Amazon's 4th wall ha ha ha ha heee heee accidentally just fumbled on in here.
45344
A warning to seniors! The runny bear problem that others write so humorously about when reviewing gummi bear products gets worse with age. It only took four gummi bears for me to lose a night's sleep. Here's what happened: After dinner I ate two dark chocolate squares and on my way to bed popped four of those gummi little devils into my mouth. At first, there was only mild gurgling coming from my intestines. Then it was a four alarm alert as I dashed to the bathroom and exploded into the toilet. The reviewers are right. The gummi bear effect does look like spray paint. I grabbed a towel from the rack and headed back to bed where Hubby was sleeping and sandbanked myself in. The next time it happened I knew I couldn't make it to the toilet, so I just let the Color-Rado river overflow its banks. When the liquid got more than I felt was safe (Hubby still oblivious to the drama) I hobbled off to the bathroom with the towel as a diaper. Exploded into the toilet once more using almost a roll of toilet paper in the clean-up effort. I threw the towel onto the floor, climbed into the tub and sprayed myself off. Then I got out and dumped the towel into the tub and sprayed it off. Grabbed another towel, put it between my legs, and hobbled back to bed to repeat the same procedure over and over again during the night. Not only that, but I got the most horrendous leg and foot cramps. My big toes were curled back almost like Arabian slippers. I'm thinking Why now and could it be a lack of magnesium? Quick thinking as ever, I performed an EFT intervention. ("Even though I have these horrible leg and foot cramps maybe related to all the magnesium that just went down the toilet, I deeply and completely, love, accept and forgive myself and Hubby, who bought the Color-Rado 1 kilo container in the first place, and I want this pain to go away instantly.") When that didn't work as immediately as I had hoped, I swung my legs over the bed and placed my feet on the floor to flatten them.

Around 5 p.m. Hubby wakes up and wants to "visit." Eeew, I don't think so. What could he possibly be thinking???? In the morning, I mention to my son that the chocolate and the gummi bears that I had after dinner didn't agree with me. He said, "No, it's the gummi bears that didn't agree with you. Read the reviews on Amazon. They're hysterical."

Moral of story: The gummi bear effect increases with age. You don't need to take a lot and it doesn't matter if they are sugar free or not.
684172
The soles weren't even slipped for non-skid! What happened Sperry? There are Chinese knock-offs who get this right, yet these pieces of junk can't?
4601096
There are plenty of bad video game sequels. Remember "Simon's Quest", the sequel to the original "Castlevania", or "Zelda 2" for the NES?  Why is it that so many sequels are botched?  I'll get straight to the point: "Tooie" is a disappointment--a big one. All the fun gameplay from the first game has been replaced by stupid search-and defeat puzzles, and "Doom"-like mazes. Gosh, if I wanted to play "Doom", I'd go play it!  And caveat to those who get "motion sickness" from playing video games (I don't know how else to explain it).  I can't play "Banjo Tooie" for more than fifteen minutes without getting sick to my stomach--really, I'm not exaggerating!  The worst part is, is that I adore "Banjo Kazooie"; it's such a shame that they had to ruin the possibilities of what could of been a good sequel. Gosh, I waited two years for this?
3388028
The Viking Swivel Lift is the product that swore me away from buying any Viking Solutions stuff. When you have to lift a cooler filled with 300 lbs of elk almost a foot off the ground to get it onto the Swivellift in the first place, then what good is the Swivellift ? None ! My pickups are all Stock factory Dodge 1500 Rams. And the Viking Swivel lift is too, too short to reach the ground behind the truck. No more Viking stuff for me !!!!!
2043186
Socks are very cute, but the non-skid feature is worthless.  If that feature is important to you, I do not recommend these socks.  The non-skid bumps are already coming off after the first or second wearing/washing.