It doesn't look like bacon - it looks like something awful happened to ...
925855
It doesn't look like bacon - it looks like something awful happened to my dog. Also the bacon part at the head flops back.
281841
Cannibal Holocaust is a *deeply* disturbing film.  In fact, what makes it even more disturbing is the fact that the theme song that opens the movie is one of the prettiest examples of melodic orchestration I've ever experienced.  Wow is it good!  It doesn't properly prepare viewers for the kind of horror they're about to witness.  Instead it's effectively misleading.

To my knowledge the deaths concerning the people in Cannibal Holocaust aren't real- but the ones involving animals *are*.  If I'm wrong about this please correct me.  Some are calling Cannibal Holocaust a mockumentary either based on what others are saying or maybe they simply don't want to believe the nature of a tribe (and the film crew, for that matter) can be as cruel and vicious as the ones portrayed here.  Well surprise surprise- they *are* that cruel!  It's how tribes survive.

If you have a weak stomach when it comes to watching animals die, DO NOT WATCH THIS!
If you dislike rape and think it's wrong, DO NOT WATCH THIS!
If you're easily offended by the sight of blood stains, meat butchering, and private parts being penetrated by objects occurring right before an eventual death, DO NOT WATCH THIS!

The killing of a turtle -while maybe fascinating in some morbid way since I've never actually seen the meat inside a turtles body- is quite disturbing.  Then again I've grown accustomed to watching deer butchered since I live with a family of hunters (and granted it does make me sick on occasion, if the meat smells).  Obviously the message "No animals were actually harmed during this films recording" isn't mentioned anywhere, and for good reason- I believe these animal deaths are 100% real.  Chopping off a monkey's head and pretending it's no big deal is really hard to watch, but the one that really bothers me is the baby pig shot to death in the sand.  Was too similar to a puppy for my liking.  I realize as a eat meater, I'm a bit on the hypocritical side since I don't have a problem eating meat, but I *certainly* have a problem watching animals die (especially when they die without any feeling or compassion like the ones in this film).

Anyway, the storyline- a group of Americans attempt to record a documentary about the ruthless and barbaric nature of tribal people.  However, this film crew steps out of line WAY too many times and pretty much deserves what eventually happens to them, in my opinion.  Unbelievable that any human being would actually think it's morally acceptable to act the way the ones in this movie do.  Rape, murder, sex, and... did they really think they could get away with it just because they're outdoors away from the society they grew up with?  The tribal people are actually respectable in comparison.

Of course my 3-star rating is based on two reasons.  One, there's several hard to watch moments concerning the subjects I mention above, and two, there's no actual storyline other than the film crew walking around filming the tribal people go about their daily lives while constantly pressing their luck.  Very selfish and immature to assume they can walk onto other peoples territory and be ignorant towards them without any concern for repercussions.

Anyway, for the sake of curiosity Cannibal Holocaust delivers, but for weak stomachs and those with strong morals?  Strongly recommended to skip it.
34853
This is not cat food, but dog food.  The second time this happened for the Regional Red flavor.
3900129
Don't be fooled this isn't like the old doll that the food goes all the way through the system.  Fake juice and water - come on.
3903929
I just fed this to my dog for the first time today, but the reason for the low rating is that the packaging looked like it had been opened and re-closed. I should have taken a picture. Luckily I just got a small bag for a trip I'm on with my dog. I have read great things about the food itself, but I think I will purchase it elsewhere because I don't want to order food that may have been tampered with.

Update: this made my dog sick, pooping all night. Still don't know if it was actually this brand or another brand packaged in this bag. Not buying dog food from Amazon again.
3601254
This bacon had a lot of fat and dark pieces in it and was stringy.  It also went bad before it was supposed to even kept in the fridge.
4441932
I know it sounds ridiculous and hard to believe but here's a picture!
1105901
It does not look like rice, it does not taste like rice and the nutrition analysis is not like rice. Here is a combination of cost, news and reward that is strangely wonderful. I will be back for more before this runs out!
1727518
I was surprised at exactly how much this smells like bacon.. it was so weird! The dogs loved it though!
4293172
I am also a bit perplexed by all of the raving reviews. If you like CRISP (read: not rubbery) bacon, this is NOT for you! I didn't expect amazing bacon with this item as it is designed for the microwave, but the resulting bacon was very rubbery- and trust me, if I had cooked it any longer it would have been burned so it wasn't because it still needed to cook longer. ;) It will work in a pinch, but I would recommend trying something else or just cooking it the old fashioned way.
1314847
This is not a milk bone shaped snack.  Looked more a like a pig-in-a-blanket dog version of the human snack.  I am giving it three stars probably because there is a picture of how it looks like on the box (can't see it now due to its icon-size smallness for reviewing purposes) and it's 1am and I barely have the energy to write this let alone zooming and or leaving this page tp fond it on the page itself. I would strongly recommend the manufacturer to largely and boldly show how the snack actually looks.  Despite all of that, my bulldogs did eat them but then again they will eat my toilet seat if not watched closely.
3727180
In a sealed packet with a use-by date of 08/19, I found not powder (which it was when it arrived) but a hard, slightly flexible green lump. I was unable to grind it and finally dissolved it, but I likely destroyed its usefulness, so my delicious bacon will not be safe for the period of time it should. Not sure if they're aware of food safe dessicants but I am. IF I order this product again, I will be sure to repack it myself upon arrival with a dessicant so it can be stored.
1950835
We have used Bacon Waves for the past eight years or so (we use two at a time and average two years before having to replace them, so we've owned about eight Bacon Waves), and have been big fans.  However, last year my parents' new Bacon Wave abruptly melted during use.  And this morning, as I was cooking bacon the exact same way we have prepared it dozens of times in the past, mine melted in the microwave as well, making a giant, smoky mess and trashing $10 worth of bacon.

Something has obviously changed in the way these are manufactured.  I won't be buying another, as the new ones are unpredictable and highly unsafe.
2594160
I bought it for my husband for Christmas for the novelty of it. He loves bacon and I thought he'd get a kick out of it. It was okay. I'm glad we tried it, but I don't think it is something I would get again.
1489381
These items do not look like lemons. After they arrived I placed some of them in a bowl and set them out, and the good news is that my roommate did not at first think they were fake. But the bad news is that he had little idea what they were, because they did not look like lemons. They're somewhat too large, there is too much green at the tips and the narrowing at the ends is exaggerated. They appear to be some other kind of fruit with something close to lemon coloring. Did I mention that these items do not look like lemons?

Same with this distributor's lime product and green-apple product. Too large, and just not good enough to fool people. And I have seen other products that do indeed fool people--where they have to handle them to know for sure.
447233
So you start out thinking that in some way you will find the bacon flavor you are looking for...the first couple seconds there is a hint of mint, then if anything like me "why not just chew it up" and maybe it is just my little tin, but mine were filled with lighter fluid...or something little that! Would rather lick the backside of a dead cat on the side of the road in July!!! Only use now is as a gag (literally) at work tomorrow...buyer beware!
1494531
My wife sat down to watch some TV last night and opened a "fresh" bag of this stuff. We don't always have the brightest lights on when watching TV in the evening. She took a bite and noticed an odd flavor, and the texture seemed a little funny. The fun was replaced with horror when she jumped up and looked closely under the kitchen lights where she discovered there was a whitish growth on the jerky. There's no way this company can be using proper precessing for this product so we've banned Jack Links from our selections.