Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Kinkade Paints Rocky Horror Picture Show

This novel is so bad it's good. I've been listening to the audio version for the past couple of days and it's had me laughing right out loud. Rob Petrie, Sally Rogers and Buddy Sorrell, working overtime intentionally writing laughs for Alan Brady, couldn't have topped the accidental humor that the crew who writes as "David Morrell" put into "The Fifth Profession".I'm feeling the blood pulsing through my typing fingers as I write this. Thankfully, that look of overwhelming sadness in my eyes has been overcome by this novel.