Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Pure unadulterated drivel

Smarmy, purple prose flows and flows and flows. Though also sickeningly sweet, Gillian is totally strange and unbelievable as a character. Actually, she reminds me of the peopel I used to read about in my moms 1950's pre-harlequin novels. Only this time, the heroine wants a heroine, not a hero. Seems like the author is trying hard, but this totally does not work. Made me cringe and I couldn't finish the last third.