Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Ewwwwwwwwwww.............................

Granted, I've only read the first chapter, but if the first chapter (prologue actually) is at all indicative of the book, as it should be, I'd rather undergo testicular surgery by a drunk orthodontist "flying" through his first acid trip in a white-washed prison cell with not-so-sterile equipment than read the rest of this book.As I was reading it I thought, "Gosh, did Poppy get a labotomy? and take up an interest in lesbian porn? suit her better."And wasn't the war in Heaven bit done a few years ago in the Prophecy movies and in Anne Rice's Memnoch the Devil, and wasn't it done better? Ah, well, at least she picked a good writer to rip off.