Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Like Super Mario Bros on a bad acid trip

Beautiful graphics wasted on what is fundamentally a Nintendo game from the early 90's: all you do is run, jump, get power-ups, kill monsters. I appreciated the concept, the insanity and twisted dark world these folks (EA) have created, but their talent would have been better applied to a less linear, more intelligent gameplay design.