Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Kurt Vonnegut can't write his way out of a paper bag...

Exceedingly boring, much too long threads of useless information to the reader. Humor??? Where? If I laughed or giggled once every forty five pages or so, it was muffled by the yawn that soon followed. And does this man love the name "Pefko" so much that he did not realize that we would find it in yet another tediously boring rambling of his.. namely, " Breakfast of Champions"? I have far better things to do with my time than to wait for this old man to get a sense of humor that he can put down on paper. If you would like to laugh, read "The Catcher In The Rye"... J.D. Salinger. A man with a sense of humor need not try so hard that he completely misses the point, Mr. Vonnegut.