Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: 1980'S FLASHBACK....NOOOOOOO

All I can honestly say about these "TIN" cans is that they have a built in "Space-Time Wormhole Portal" !!!!!All my beautiful pristine audio tracks played through these Vice-Clamps were instantly transported back through time to the year of our Lord "Nineteen Hunderd and Eighy-One and their "Ultra-Modern" recording equipment and techniques... "HIGHLY Oxidized Magnetic Reel to Reel Tape--Obviously containing residual cocaine and marijuana resins and quite possibly(by the sound)Bong water as well"!!!!!! Only after finally using my dad's "Collector's Edition" Elvis Presley Shoe-Horn/Back-Scratcher was I able to forcibly pry these puppies Offa' Me Noggin' and get a couple of Extra Strength Tylenol down my neck to alleviate some of the pain... Now I have a Semi-permanant FLOCK OF SEAGULLS Hairdoo that will require extensive Hot Oil treatments to straighten out..... THANKS ALOT SONY!!!! By the way.....yer' headphones SUCK!!!!