Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Ishtar in the Northeast (Nova Scotia)

This is quite possibly the worst movie ever made. I have never read the book by Alice Hoffman, but judging by her credentials, she cannot be happy with the storytelling of this atrocity. I know it is hard to effectively condense a novel in a screenplay, but this effort was extremely hollow at best. Direct to DVD was the just reward for this pile of (...).