Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Out of 365 days, MAYBE 3 are funny

This is the STUPIDEST Calendar ever made....EVER. I got this as a gift from my fiance, and boy I was excited...until I started reading the "quotes". Most of them either are typo's from magazines/papers or headlines from foreign newspapers translated into english that don't quite make sense and are sooooo NOT funny. Even the English speaking quotes are not funny. Those lawyer quotes calendars are wayyyyy funnier than this, Believe me, I laugh at stuff most people shrug at but this calendar has not one single valuable laugh. I wouldnt buy this if it was only $.99 let alone what it actually sells for.