Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Stop the bullet train I want to get off

Why bother spending your hard earned money on this brain-dead "bullet-train" fiction? Why not just set fire to the $25.00 in your wallet? The flames would be prettier than the prose, the feeling afterwards would last longer than the story, and it would be over a lot faster. Hackneyed, lackluster, sold-it-to-the- movie-producers-before-I-typed-a-word Brad Meltzer is in it for the dough. And his work gives me more reason to HATE all lawyers-turned-writers. Slimy, contrived, and bogus to the core, "Dead Even" should be dead last.