Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Screw getting my money back ... I want my time wasted back!

Stacy is a woman on the verge of re-virginization - meaning, she's spent almost a year of her life in unconscious celebacy. Now, she's a woman on a mission to sleep with a man before, God forbid, she becomes a born-again virgin.Thoughout the book, you get to read about her mishaps and failures (dozens of them, in fact) in trying to find that special (or not so special) man or woman who will save her from this terrible fate.Are her mishaps funny? Sure. Hilarious, even. But the book is so over-the-top, you find yourself losing interest from the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Everytime you think she's FINALLY about to achieve her goal, you're let down. That's all fine and funny at first - but after awhile, it becomes redundant, tired and boring. Not to mention the incredibly horrible/ridiculous ending that will have you wondering if you accidentally wandered into the fantasy section of the book store. Don't waste your time OR your money.