Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Throw the Clapper into the Crapper

I recently ordered the Clapper. It worked for all of five weeks. Now it doesn't respond to any noises, especially clapping or the many expletives shouted its way. I now have no use for the product. Maybe an expensive, ugly looking, and worthless paper weight? Nah, I think 'The Clapper into the Crapper' is the poem for the day!