Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Know the one about the infinite number of monkeys?

{Give them an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time and eventually they'll produce the complete works of Shakespeare...} This ain't Shakespeare, but then again you wouldn't have to wait as long for it. The author could probably write some powerful poetry (I found some of the metaphorical images absolutely stunning) but the rare glimpse of brilliance in this almost random jumble of text only makes the lack of coherence even more frustrating. Unless you have an infinite amount of time to read an infinite number of books, avoid this one. On a scale of 1-5, it gets one banana.