Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Narcissism on parade

What a waste of paper! It would be hard to imagine a more self-indulgent exercise than using literary critical skills to analyze your own gushy fantasies about a celebrity--at times it veers from mere triviality into being deeply offensive in its presumptions about how one can "dissect" someone's private pain. What's been most appalling has been to see how the example of this work has given license to other young scholars to write their own equally flimsy and self-congratulatory works on their own private dream worlds (such as Kevin Koppelson in his recent book on Nijinsky).