Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Waste of Paper and Money

If this woman never worked for David Letterman, I doubt this book would have ever been published. It was a waste of my time and totally annoying. I will argue that this is not even a novel but a poorly written compilation of personal essays written by a clueless, emotional woman looking to make a buck.Do not waste your time or money reading this "novel."