Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Might be better with more cream pie fights.

Um, excuse me (you extremely long-winded) guys...... but the fact that this film is mastered, or "projected", if you will, at a speed in excess of the speed at which it was photographed makes it DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO WATCH! I mean, come on, is this the damn KEYSTONE COPS or something?! Is a lovable mutt going to chomp onto Joan's hem and not let go? Is a group of monks going to transport a huge pane of glass across a city street soon? Will a jailer discard a banana peel as he leads Joan to her doom?I was under the impression that most people who know a little bit about film (the Criterion people, maybe??) know of the necessity of accommodating for this speed difference. Until someone pulls their head out of their ***, and does this film right, it will be impossible for me to judge its effectiveness or lack thereof.