Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Help stop me from buying this thing!

Listening to its soundtrack separated from the film is like eating a cantaloupe without a Volvo to with by. I just finished watching The Room and my mind is blown so if I don't make much sense, please forgive me. The Room changed my life as it has gone from being a cold, dark shadow of existence to a lukewarm, dark shadow of existence. Thank you Tommy for giving me a reason to go on living. Without you, my life may have drifted into meaningfulness instead of a Volvo to with by.