Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Oh beautiful... just what the fantasy genre needs.

Yes indeed. Why *not* take one of the fantasy genre's most beloved stories, force it to grow up by writing a harshly different kind of story, and introduce lots of social commentary regarding gender roles, child abuse, and neo-pagan dogma. Then, take this odd beast and market it as the "fourth volume" of what I, for years, thought was a trilogy.Why not? Because it's a stupid idea.