Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The most boring, irrelevant, pointless book I have ever read

I do not understand how anyone could see anything valuable in this book. It is filled with inane, predictable cliches. I found myself laughing out loud on numerous occasions over the course of the book... Not because the author wrote something witty or clever - but because the book continued to reach new levels of stupidity. I would be worried if a book about a seagull who learned to "fly real good" despite peer-pressure ended up changing my life.