Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Knock off of "Pirates"

Here's an idea, lets take ancient persia, and white-wash the hell out of it.The story is formulaic and cheesy, and a direct rip off from Pirates of the Caribbean. Throw in some swashbuckling adventure, with an over the top outrageous main character, mix in the typical buffoon for comic relief (because you know, this story is so deep,) and then add OSTRICH RACING into the mix and you have this very bad movie. Jake Gyllenhaal is a great actor, but even he can't save this atrociously bad script.If you are over the age of a 12, and have an IQ higher than 80, then you will not like this film. Skip it.