Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Oh Dear Lord...

I actually felt like I was loosing IQ points in reading this. Now, don't get me wrong, I love "Sex and the City", "The Devil Wears Prada" and the like. However, this was just painful. It was given to me by a friend to read on a plane and I think my time would have been better spent sleeping or even staring out the window. The Characters are stupid and shallow, to the point where it's not even remotely funny. I was too busy wanting to slap the narrator to laugh at any puns. After getting off the flight, I picked up a copy of The Economist hoping my IQ could be salvaged. Do not waste your time on this dribble.