Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Don't know whether to laugh or cry...

I've got over 300 technical books on my bookshelves and this is probably one of the worst. Apparently the publisher/author wanted to be 'first out of the gate' in order to cash in or something, because this is just a rehashing (sometimes verbatim!) of the Books Online that comes with the program. Anyone can copy-and-paste, but it takes a true master to take an oftentimes dry subject and make it understandable as well as enjoyable. If you're looking for just such a master, Grasshopper, than leave this page immediately and go look at Ken Henderson's "The Guru's Guide to SQL Server Stored Procedures, XML, and HTML." Trust me -- you'll be glad you did. Namaste!