Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I couldn't have asked for less

In short: elongated. Fadiman has the perspicacoius ability to take an anecdotal quip and stretch it out to the length of, well, this 300 page book. Buyer beware: you're getting much more than you bargain for with this one. Overly-specific med-speak, tens of pages of garment description and an overview of the Vietnam War all seemed to have enough weight that Fadiman could wedge them comfortably in this tale about a sick little girl. Whether you're looking for action, drama, comedy or informative writing, you'll find none of it here. Let's just hope this is Fadiman's second and final work.