Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The horror....

I had the misfortune to read this book while in Prague, after being robbed by fake police and getting a hotel with raw sewage leaking from the bathroom floor drain. Reading this book was like combining those two experiences. The plot is like a fifth-grader trying to top his buddies telling stories in the treehouse; the writing just doesn't get any worse. To say this series aspires to be a video game is not intended as a compliment. If you want to read something to motivate you to get outside during a hurricane, this here's your ticket.