Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: It's very teeny!

If I wasn't so lazy I would return this thing but that would require a trip to the post office which is always packed in my town despite the fact that, as reported on Seinfeld, no one really needs mail anymore. Anyway, the problem is the advertised "3 cups" size must refer to those little china teacups or maybe 3 teacups used in a child's play tea set. In real life this thing barely fills a single regular size mug. A grown man can hold it with a thumb on the bottom and an index finger on top. I guess it does get a laugh from visitors because it looks like a surrealist replication of a normal size French press. However, the visitors stop laughing when they realize there is no tea or coffee left for them. In short, it's too small to be of practical use.