Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Avoid Yellow Snow

I couldn't even finish this whateveritis, and that was with the personal carrot that I was going to document all the bad parts and let loose with a really good rant on Amazon. But I'd read a page, my blood pressure would sky-rocket and I've have to stop. It wasn't even a dislike based on his so-blatant-as-to-be-self-advertisement opinions, but the mere logic of his examples and sentences were too much to take. Having just finished Anderson's _A Crucible of War_ made this fiasco doubly painful.