Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Call it what you want, but it's not music

Shakira's voice sounds like a combination of Buffy St. Marie, Ren Hoek, and Ethel Merman. She obviously doesn't have a clue as to what the lyrics of her own songs about, because no thinking human being could release "Underneath Your Clothes" with a straight face. Anyone with an intellect can figure out that Shakira is just another hot piece of a$$ that's going to be bare-bellied and exploited till the cash cow runs out. Plus, she can't sing. And don't counter with the fact that she's sold 16 gazilion albums in her native language--excrement is excrement...earplugs, please.