Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: WASTE OF MONEY

I ORDERED THIS FOR MY SON TO USE ON OUR FAMILY WHEN WE WENT ON VACATION. BY LOOKING AT THE PICTURE YOU WOULD THINK THIS IS GONNA BE HYSTERICAL. THE ONLY HYSTERICAL PART IS THAT I ACTUALLY WASTED MONEY ON THIS ITEM. IT DOES NOT FIT ANY TOILET. I TRIED USING AT HOME, IN THE VACATION CONDO, AT MY MOTHER'S. IT JUST DOES NOT WORK THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO. HE DOES NOT "POP" OUT. AND OF COURSE YOU CANNOT RETURN IT SINCE IT WAS IN YOUR TOILET. ABSOLUTE WASTE OF MONEY.