Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I laughed till I tried to sleep, but couldn't stop laughing!

I'm laughing now because the maximum amount of words that I can use to describe what obvious absurdity this movie was, is a 1,000. I won't give whoever was a part of this joke of a movie the satifaction, except if you want a clean, fun, laughable night of what happens when actors (I almost said good actors) sell out to this dribble. I would love to know how much Rutger Hauer made on this movie. I really wanted to keep Rutger Hauer out of this, but he keeps failing me, as I try to still believe that he can actually act; beyond Blade Runner and The Hitcher, (he is getting bigger though). I'm starting to go back on me not writing more than I said I would, but now I can't help it. Thinking about this movie and writing this review is making me laugh again. Thanks to all who put this ludicrous flick together. If their is a part two to this movie - oh no - I'm starting to laugh... again...