Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Tina Fey Phone Home

I was watching "Saturday Night Live" recently and saw Tina Fey slam Bush yet again and I had an epiphany: Maureen Dowd and Tina Fey are exactly the same person. They are both sexy smartasses who mock everything in the world. Except Fey doesn't have a frequent column in the "New York Times", and isn't expected to compete with deep thinkers like George Will or Charles Krauthammer or Anne Applebaum for the serious reader's attention. She's considered a comedian, not a pundit. Both Fey and Dowd excel at catty bon mots and knee-jerk liberal sarcasm. But people expect more content from Dowd. She's amusing in small doses, but too much at one time, like in "Are Men Necessary?" and you feel like you've eaten too much unbaked chocolate-chip cookie dough: just a little nauseous.The Dowd problen could be solved if she would quit the Times and go into stand-up comedy; or, when Tina Fey inevitably leaves "SNL" to make movies, Dowd could take her place. That way, everyone wins.