Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Read With The Curtain Closed

This is scary stuff! Any man with red blood in his veins should read this book because it is just so close to the truth it's scary. Oh, yes, and don't, whatever you do, let the girlfriend get near it. Hide it behind the old Pink Floyd tapes and read it with the curtains closed. Once the ladies get hold of this book, they will know just who we are and, let's be honest guys, we wouldn't want that. I don't know who these girls are but they have their finger on the pulse, funny, witty and wise, How to Spot a Bastard is so good I can't imagine a male publisher is behind the project. Read and eat the evidence. Clifford Thurlow