Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Total piece of crap

Started out good, but it all went downhill from there, from the random "drama/action" sequence to the predictable ending. The characters were thoroughly unlikable and flat, and might I emphasize the word CLICHE. Hey, I don't hate on people for liking it, it's the rabid Twilight fans that continually feel the need to bash anyone who states an opinion opposite from their own, that really tick me off, even though they are clearly too unintelligable to see the MAJOR FLAWS in this sorry excuse for a novel.My advice: read the book anyway, but do not let cruel reviews like mine bias your reading, nor let the floods of gushing illiterates cloud your view of the book's true worth.Also, I'm sorry that I didn't elaborate much in this review. Many of the other low-raters were able to write eloquent diatribes that describe Twilight's flaws better than I ever could. Thanks for considering my opinion. =P