Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I Wouldn't Tinkle On This DVD If It Were On Fire.

Silly stuff. Godzilla movies are more realistic. If real-time chemistry/biology and physics had been applied, most of the characters would have died within the first 30 seconds of the film from having seared lungs and/or smoke inhalation. And how does William Baldwin end up in a film with experienced actors? And why would experienced actors allows this? And what was Ron Howard and the producers "smoking"? It's a real shame how inept and slapped together the script is considering the special effects are pretty damned decent. They're more appropriate for a Terminator movie than this nonsense.