Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Diver [Way...WAY] Down

Years ago morphing into the Rock & Roll caricature of all Rock & Roll caricatures [nothing more depressing than an aging, balding frat-boy w/a bad weave leaping into air-borne Russian splits howling lines from 'Hot For Teacher'], the original Rock And Roll Buffoon proves once and for all time that he has become nothing more than an insignificant caricature. Of himself. Once upon a time, he was the grandiose, jocular interpreter of Eddie's riffs, but he became the Elvis of the 80s and 90s - a whining court jester taking pot shots at Van Halen every chance he got without ever producing an iota of originality to back himself up. Now - spiraling into deeper self-parody - he covers the Doors, Hendrix, the Beatles and even Savoy Brown and Steve Miller. Plus, get this, a lounge version of Van Halen's own 'Ice Cream Man'. I guess it would have been worth noting, but no one seems to have noticed. Or cared. My grade: D-