Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Dull dull dull

Too many plotlines, too much "tight" editing, and almost completely disinteresting, unbelievable characters doom this book.The apocalypse which the editorial teasers feature so prominently really are secondary plot devices to the primary conceit: the cloning of Jesus. And even that the writer reduces to pulp fiction status with his attempts at fine writing.The Stand and Swan Song are better survival books, and almost anything by Crichton is better than this.Heck, anything by Stine is better than this.