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Query: WHERE are the subtitles?

I find it misleading and unethical that nowhere on the box (which is in English only) does it indicate that this is a German film in German. Several other reviewers have maintained that this disc does offer English subtitles (again not mentioned on the box), but darned if I can access them. I have tried going to the menu, but when I do, all that happens is the film starts playing again without subtitles. Perhaps those whose remotes have a "subtitle" button can get them to play, but they are beyond the reach of my Panasonic DVD player (which was, when I bought it a couple of years ago, top-of-the-line). In addition, as others have noted, the print quality is poor, like a sloppy transfer of a VHS tape. The film itself might be interesting--Alma Mahler as a blonde sexkitten in lace teddy??? Paging Ken Russell!--but apparently one needs special equipment to find the hidden subtitles, without which the film is meaningless.