Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Here's why...

One star because:it's so stinkin' corny. I don't see the zombie apocalypse happening this way, and I don't see millionaires alerting their bodyguards as to when they want to...well...please themselves (to put it nicely.) I don't see doctors committing sexual acts (by choice) with zombies. It seems to me that Mr. Keene just wanted to write a bunch of crazy stuff in this crazy setting. The zombies being capable of speech makes it less than scary, and I think that's the opposite of what he wanted in writing this book.Two stars because:Bringing a spiritual element into the zombies is a cool twist on it. I also appreciate that he was looking to deviate from the norms of slow-moving, mindless zombies, but at the same time, if they think and reason and speak, they aren't exactly zombies. They're called zombies all through the book, but they're not really. Also, as bad as this book is, I can't bring myself to put it down. It's at least a fun read.