Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Unwatchable!!!

I dont know where all the glowing reviews are coming from but I couldnt be bothered to finish this snoozer. The dialogue is as mono/bisyllabic as you can get and on par with your average Aaron Spelling production. Chamberlain is a cold blooded killer just because he says so and not because anything we see of him. The producer/director were too busy making him available to Jacklyn Smith to fall in love with and they take every opportunity to make googly eyes at each other. "I just need to be held", she says. Puh-leeeez!!!I accidentally rented this one confusing it with the theatrical movie. I want those two hours of my life that I wastes back.