Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: How did this ever get an agent?

This thing flows like peanut butter out of a jar in January in Greenland. The hype on the front (and back) cover makes you believe it is the best thing since the Da Vinci Code, but it seems to me it is a couple of ivy League types trying to impress the reader about how much inside info they have on evrything Princeton: underground utility tunnels, various social clubs, the buildings, rooms in the Library. Ugh!If novels are supposed to grab the reader on the first page, or at least by the end of the first chapter, how in the world did this on-again-off-again plot ever get represented, let alone published? Save your money.