Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Save your money for a real book

I have never been more disappointed in a book, and that includes several discards that I picked up as last minute reads on long flights. This book reads as a manuscript length reject from Maxim. The authors' attempts at wry humor and witty commentary come off as shallow, pseudo-intellectual, verbal [self-gratification](at least THEY found it satisfying). I am sure that this will long be considered a classic by the Abercrombie and Fitch fratboy crowd, but if you have any intellect whatsoever I urge you to satisfy your curiosity by reading a few pages for free at your local B&N, and then putting it back on the shelf. Seriously, this is one of the worst wastes of pulp and printer's ink to besmirch a bookshelf.