Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Like a super sharp fork in the eye...

When I first landed on this planet, I got cleaned up good and proper, then rushed to my computer to order a copy of 'Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT]'. David is my hero. It's really awsome to here these sweet sounds coming from my Wolfgang Puck 200W Immersion Blender/Chopper/CD player. Now it's time... everyone is on the wagon except you. Since the world will end some day, you must act now. There are fewer then 2 people per state that enjoy this music. Are you one of them? The jewel case almost seems to be lit from within. It looks like an ice scupture and alone is worth the price. It has a pearl glaze that can not be removed, even by my alien tounge. If you wait, you may not get it. Perhaps it's bisque porcelain or maybe even poly resin. David is a heaven sent creature.