Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The lamest of the lame

Spencer has one metaphor here, and he squeezes it dry, to no good end. It's shocking enough that he wasn't embarrassed to submit it to his publisher, but even more shocking that the publisher didn't notice that the emperor was naked. Maybe the fact that he was dancing all the way to the bank blurred their vision! (Sorry for milking my own metaphor.) (...) This book is a bad magazine article stretched beyond the max.