Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: A poor imitation

Isn't it odd that most of these reviews of the book came out a week before the book did? I didn't notice that until now, and was duped into getting a copy for myself. And it was a bigger waste than some of my text books. If you guys want a quality college life book, check out Student Body Shots. If you need something to level your beer pong table, pick up a copy of Ruminations.