Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Gasparilla: Prose as a Lethal Weapon

Poor old Jose Gaspar. He probably never dreamed his life story would be written in such a dreadfully dull and boring fashion. He would have come out of his watery grave and sliced up this author's ancestors, had he known. The large number of errors and stupefying prose eventually tips off the reader that this book is of the vanity press variety, and with good reason. Don't encourage this author.....he might be persuaded to write again.