Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Least Heat, Most Hot Air

Would someone please introduce Heat Moon to Stephen King's book, "On Writing"? The man who introduced me to the correlation between the number of calendars and cafe eats (which is 100% accurate even today)has forgotten what it was that made him a readable author. Somewhere along the line, this proud reborn native Amerian began to confuse his roots with a Monty Python version of Shakespearean prose, with the resulting unreadable drivel reeking of pithy arrogance and snobbery. Hey Bill, you are writing about America here - keep it simple, straight and direct and maybe you will catch the atmosphere and mood which is the heart of a story such as this. You've done it before.