Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I guess I'm paranoid too!

This book has defeated me three times now, but I still feel like I *have* to read it. Remember that old joke that ends with the punchline "...no soap radio!", and didn't make any sense? I think this book was written with that joke in mind. And all of the 5 star ratings are the people that laughed at the joke......or maybe I really am stupid...