Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: one tall order of crap

halfway through this steaming 3 foot poo-pile, we turned on the lights, my girlfriend went to check her e-mail, and i went to get food--without pausing the movie. writer, director, star adam m. is a thief. he stole the idea for this "film" as well as my time. the redneck dwarfs are unintelligible, and who knew one can execute a backflip to avoid being shot by an arrow? i would've given this movie 2 stars if the cast would've been british, but as it stands it gets 1 star for having a deceptively attractive dvd case.