Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: This book makes the Divine Comedy look like Dante's Inferno.

As our society moves closer to the millenium, we (society) as a whole is developing the dire need for proper disciplinary methods. Spanking appears to be the only method that has withstood the test of time throughout the ages, so therefore, it is spanking that will carry us into the millenium, and will in turn cater to armaggeddon which looms over all of us. It is imperitive that spanking be kept in its pure and natural form, so when mankind undergoes the "baptism by fire" we will be able to discipline ourselves during the aftermath of the apocalypse.This book is an accurate description of proper spanking procedures and is fairly reliable. The author has undoubtedly found favour with the Great Leader in order to manufacture such and enlightened work.