Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Jensen is a joke

Anyone who is (1) sane, (2) breathing, and (3) knowledgeable about Jensen's essays and Op Eds, knows he's a desperate academic who makes indefensibly inane assertions in a sad attempt to attract attention. Unfortunately, in the academy, one needs neither intelligence nor originality to succeed; rather, one only needs to be "progressive," which means formulating the most politically obtuse and obscene ideas one can, replacing the obscenities with grad-school words, and--to make sure it sounds "academic"--removing all traces of narrative cohesion. Jensen consistently succeeds at this sublevel of writing. If the world were remotely just, I would be able to sue Jensen for the 2 hours of my life I wasted on this book. Giving this book one star is an act of infinite charity.