Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: such a bore...

I had really high hopes of being mindlessly entertained with a witty, hysterical, easy read. Well...didn't happen with this book. It had its high points of laughter early on, but just became totally repetative and absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. We have all lived these tales...done them, and been the recipient as well. But, you don't see most of the world droning on thru endless pages about it. I only made it 75% of the way through...so perhaps it was the end quarter that gave it so many decent reviews?! Save your time, avoid this book. But if you are still looking to get a taste of it, visit a local frat house or dirtbag beer bar instead.