Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: My new star of "All-TimeWorst Romance" List

I'm very glad I was loaned this book and didn't have to shell out any money. In the past when I've found myself reading what is obviously trash, I merely toss it or return it to the person who lended it to begin with. Temporary Mistress was so bad I had to finish it out of curiosity--besides, I was getting a big laugh at the publisher's expense--not to mention the author.Dermott whatever-his name and the "heroine" whose name escapes me were equally horrible. In fact they deserved each other. He is the worst all time loser who scores with every woman he can, and she is an idiot who thinks staying in a brothel for protection is a real good idea. I found nothing that even remotely resembled a romance plot.I'm voting with my pocket book and won't purchase anything from Susan Johnson--ever.