Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The not so greatest story ever made up!

Never have I read so much poppycock about Masonry by a Mason in all my life. The author claims that our signs grips and words have secret meanings which he attempts to explain but in doing so he decribes methods of giving signs that I have never seen in 25 years as a Mason! Then he attempts to give different meanings to the words but they have to be spelled differently, which he claims is due to the original oral tradition and Scottish pronuciation. I think this brother needs to go back to Lodge and learn the ritual over! Two thumbs down...