Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: A definate miss!

If you're a fan of constant historical inaccuracies, improbable, cardboard characters, and cliched writing, this is the book for you. Apart from the, of course, handsome, studly hero, (who, even though captain of his ship, is kind enough to give the helmsman plenty oftime off by taking the wheel himself) and the, naturally, incredibly beautiful, feisty heroine (who can outdo the average man at fencing and knife throwing and even cooks) even the sex comes from the "how to write a romance novel" book. The author is also bored enough by this book that she cannot keep track of the fact that the couple "waltz together as if they had been doing it all their lives" at a Christmas ball in the first half of the book but, towards the end of the book, at another ball "they had never actually danced before".