Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Ridiculously vapid fan service

This is just a CGI display of anime cliches and pointless fan service. FF7 is one of the most overrated things, ever. The story is about as captivating as the lyrics of a Helloween song. The characters are soulless, cardboard-like creatures, masquerading in hideous costumes and spikey hair to influence thousands of cosplayers to further fail at life. There was this scene where the characters were throwing Cloud in the air to hit some flying monster or something, as they issued him sunny encouragement like "no giving up!" I just sat there in awe of the stupidity on display, wondering how this cinematic jello inspired its own subculture.