Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The National Enquirer of Sports Journalists

Ms. Brennan is nothing but a gossip mongerer who delights in hearsay and inuendo. She also likes to set herself up as judge and jury of these skaters, and her trite assumptions and declarations about them are incorrect about 90% of the time. She has proven time and again to these skaters that she is not worthy of their trust. Don't waste your time or money on this piece of garbage!