Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Big bucket of suck!!!

This is the most god awful piece of crap I have ever had the misfortune of sodomizing my ears with!!! If you buy this, every dime of money you earn for the rest of your life should be garnished and donated to a educational music program because you A: clearly, place no value on money and B: clearly, have no idea what music, let alone, good music, really is.By the way, computers are office equipment, not instruments.