Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Couldn't Even Finish It, Zero Stars

It's very rare a book is so bad I cannot even bring myself to finish it. 100 pages into this clunker, I thought, "Life's too short to force myself to finish this book."The premise is ridiculous [even though as a lawyer myself, I actually ended up dating my opposing counsel near the end of a law suit]; the dialogue is worse than people in my first year fiction class came up with; and the characters are forgettable.I have read other Brad Meltzer books, and usually they are a fast, entertaining read. This is a real loser. I bought it thinking it was relatively new before I realized it had been written a few years ago, early in Meltzer's career.For those looking for a thrilling, well-written read for the beach or an airplane flight, I recommend you check out the author Harlan Coben, who I recently discovered, and just love.