Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: I can't believe I wasted my money

I understand the whole suspension of belief but this storyline is just plain ridiculous. The characters were annoying and one dimensional. It almost felt as though I had missed the whole first half of the book or maybe the second half -I listened to it on audio and had to recheck the download because the plot holes were so enormous and the author's attempts at being humorous failed miserably. I trudged through the entire book and less than eight hours later I was hard-pressed to name one single character. I read at least a book a week and I am also an author of three traditionally published books and I have to question how this book made it to publication. and I can't comment on the line editing but I would imagine that is also unprofessional. I have nothing good to say here and if you look at my reviews I always have a positive slant - I would be dishonest to give this book any praise.