Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: A must for anyone that wants to turn their child into a basket case

This is a great read for any child that wants to grow up to be an emotionally scarred shell of a human that is totally incapable of interacting with society in any meaningful way. It teaches children to be antisocial, and that everyone outside of their handpicked circle of like-minded xenophobes is a subhuman monster out to destroy their lives. It teaches boys that their sexual urges are a character deformity, and that masturbation is unnatural and medically dangerous. It teaches girls to think of themselves as property, and that any fetus they could potentially birth is more important to God than their lives. This is either an introductory book to a suicide cult, or one of the most genius pieces of satire that I've ever read.