Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: This CANNOT be a Kitchen Aid Product

Well, the coffee maker says "Kitchen Aid" and the box and the user manuals say "Kitchen Aid", but this product CANNOT be a Kitchen Aid product because "Kitchen Aid" is synonymous with quality and overall kitchen fabulousness. This coffee maker both dribbles and downpours when you pour and the so-called "pause" mechanism more abbreviates than pauses leaving you with a pool of coffee sizzling on the burner. It's a good thing I'm crazy about my other Kitchen Aid products, because if this coffee maker had been my first Kitchen Aid experience, I'd wonder what all the hype was about. So I'm convinced this product must be a doppelganger. It's the only explanation.