Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: OMIGOD! (can't give zeros?)

Couldn't even read this one. I'm sorry, but can it get any worse? I mean right away they start talking about sex and whatnot. I mean, you KNOW what'll happen, can't they at least make it interesting? And the author keeps on saying the same things over and over again. And then almost right after the two meet (and the girl grabs the guy in the crotch) they meet again, this time naked. There's no real foreplay, no imagination, it's all leading up the ultimate end which will be marriage while using the same words over and over and over and over again. EWW! Yes there are some good reviews. I only looked at them and thought well they liked it. Don't know why, it was absolutely insufferable.Spend your money and time somewhere else, like ... Harry Potter ...