Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Pathetic

The misogynistic and navel-gazing aspects are absolutely valid. But there is more! I cannot imagine a more poorly-written text. I teach college English so I know of what I speak. Poor word choice, horrendous sentence structure, use of informal language, "magical thinking" -- something that belongs only in fiction, use of contractions, and more. Who is Knight? He writes like a third grader! How did such a text find a publisher?