Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Spiteful old woman with a dog, who cares?

Who cares that this spiteful woman has a dog? You would THINK there are better things in the world to write about.Cindy Adams is an ignorant, vicious, shallow woman who has the NERVE to knock human beings (the people of Canada) yet lavishes so much attention on a stupid little mutt! Get your twisted priorities in order, Cindy. Dogs over human beings? Get a LIFE!!It's pampered, ignorant old women like this who shame us all with their shallowness.(Oh, and Nova Scotia and Alberta are NOT cities, they are provinces. You learn basic geography in SCHOOL, honey!)