Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Buy This Book For Kicks!

I read The Dim Sum of All Things a few years ago and I still carry disdain for this book today. (A "hoarder" was actually taken by the cover and bought it for me.) I don't regret reading the self-absorbed Wong Keltner's story, though this was the first time I ever felt annoyed with an author and wanted to stop reading a book. I persevered, quite proud of myself, and realized this book is great to have when needing to reference a poorly crafted story. I am half-Asian and aware of the old "hoarders" that eye my sweet Asian mother, but I found myself rolling my eyes at the author's need to push this fact to her audience. We get it Wong Keltner! You are so quirkly Asian. Anglo men flock to you because the slant of your eyes! Seriously, I wouldn't want to reward such horrible story-telling, but buy this book to get your hate on or to balance your palate after reading the great Amy Tan.