Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: The ignorant dribble of a narrow-minded sycophant

I won't be wasting much time on this, enough has already wasted with this stack of insults. This man has comparable place in publishing a book as your local hobo who has decided we're all going to Hell, his pants are a suitable place for feces and determined to swat the invisible flying monkeys that unceasingly torment him. They both may be interesting and otherwise intelligent individuals, but something is clearly seriously wrong with their mental faculties.