Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Oh good God My eyes

As I read the first page, I felt as if my eyes were about to bleed, and I could feel neural pathways disintegrate, which I assume is the desired effect. I admit, my interest was piqued by the Maddox article, and I would like to whole heartedly agree with his oppinion. The remanders are now lining my cat's litter box, and I believe even that is too good for this pile of BS. I am not an american, and, reading drivel like this, I am glad that I am not. I am not in danger of having the leaders of my country adopt his style. I spit on this poor excuse for a book.