Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Weird little word-choices too

Dumbed down, maybe deadline pressure. Everything an author or would-be author would read and start to pity the forced action of formerly delightful characters.I don't know who "contributor" P.Heck is, and now I really don't care to find out how he may have butchered Mark Twain in a sort of revisionist historic mystery setting.What is it with the bizarre word choices? Is it a cry for help (or hidden excuse) to the Literary Critics? In some rarified language? Even the names chosen for 'new' characters are strange.