Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Terribly boring

While I see the adulation here for "a masterpiece" and "a movie that makes you think", all I saw was two people feeling sorry for themselves and comisserating in Tokyo. Let me break down the plot for you - there is no plot. The whole thing is like a Seinfeld episode without humor.I think that all of the excitement over this movie was due to the director's last name. If she were Sophia Kent or Sophia Adams or anything besides Sophia Coppolla, this film would've never been made. It's got her name attached and so people think it must be great. They drum up some intellectual mumbo-jumbo about how meaningful the whole thing is and then a bunch of morons jump on the bandwagon, not wanting to be left behind and thought of as unsophisticated.Save yourself two hours of your life and do something - anything - besides watching this movie.