Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: A Hearst is a Hearst

Sung to the tune of the theme from "Mr. Ed":A Hearst is a Hearst, she was immersedIn the SLA, but though the rest were cursedTo die amid machine gun bursts,Where was Patty Hearst?Go right to the source, her Dad, of courseHe paid off the prison and police forceWho freed her, she showed no remorseThe famous Patty HearstPeople yakkety-yakked and leakedHer whereabouts and thenThe FBI came and picked her upAnd then all the bull-s**t beganA Hearst is a Hearst and money talksThe cell door swings open and Patty walksShe writes a book and then she hawks it"Now listen to this:I AM PATTY HEARST!"