Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Complete Garbage

Don't waste your money, unless you really, REALLY like your dentist. "Bergdorf Blondes" is so over-the-top sugary that I feel like I have a dozen cavities just from reading the first chapter.The writing, which is a notch above par, could have saved the book from the lack of plot. Unfortunately, the entire thing was sunk by "Moi," a shallow, self-centered, beyond-spoiled whiny twit who cares only about clothes, make-up, and being seen. I would say she cares about men, but I would be lying. She cares about them as accessories, and dubs herself as being so, SO in love -- until they leave her, she goes spastic, and twenty minutes later, she's fine and with another man. Repeat, repeat, repeat.The entire book was drastically annoying. It was transparently trying to be "Sex and the City," and failed miserably.Don't waste your intelligence, or your time. My copy is in the trash.