Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: My colonoscopy had more twists and turns

It's a shame we don't really know what happens at the end because I would have liked to send a "Thank You" note to the witch for finally putting me out of my misery.Fabulous concept - miserable experience.PS: By the way, I don't care how frightened a person is... they should always wipe the snot from their nose if they're crying.