Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Finally! A book worthy of being read while taking a dump.

If you're tired of reading wussy magazines and girly newspapers while dropping a deuce; if you're looking for something man enough to serve you while you do battle with the porcelain pooper, this book is for you. I promise this book will increase the manliness of your dumps 10 fold.It even has an easy to wipe surface for those unforseen accidents that sometimes occur when you get carried away.Buy The Alphabet of Manliness. Your toilet will thank you.