Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Don't!

Possibly the worst book I have ever read. The "style" could be bested by a not-too-bright fifth grader. The plot is an imbecilic rehash of the Divinci Code. Don't bother keeping track of any details, because everything turns out to be irrelevant. If you want to entertain yourself and your friends, however, check this out of your local library and get mildly drunk. Now open the book at random and read aloud. This should cause hysterical I-can't-believe-this-got-published laughter.