Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Where is the rationale?

What rational person could possibly take this one and only one star reviewer seriously. Here we have the fake Heather from MI and Loyd (sic) has changed to a new alias American Patriot.HINT: Heather and American Patriot=same person!Other reviewers indicated that, now we all know that it is undeniably true. It's a good thing it's not Sunday nite, you would be busy watching Desperate Housewives. And by the way, your reviews and constant alias rotation indicates that you are very desperate!Nice try. But like John Kerry's failed campaign, just not even close to being good enough.