Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Mundane and mediocre

Beautiful cover, but nothing inside.I'd hoped for something grand and rich along the lines of "Bomarzo", but this is just another tacky romance-novel masquerading as something finer. And boy, is it ever tacky!Guaranteed to make you laugh out loud in all the wrong places, I wonder if this was written as a prank by a couple of Harvard undergraduate males instead of the lush babe in the author photos.But as the Kirkus Reviews pointed out, it will probably sell like hotcakes...