Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: Being undead would be less boring than reading this

Wow, King can bore us over a thousand pages as he did in The Stand. Here he mercifully just bores us in a normal sized book. Hmmmmn. Chapters one thru twelve introduce everyone of no consequence in Salem. Chapter 13 kills them all off and turns them into undead. Why couldn't they be killed sooner ? I was fighting off sleep waiting for them to die. And gosh wasn't it so scary when the vampires "fell on them" ? Are these genuinely clumsy vampires or is Mr King's use of imagery not up to the task ? Watching old schlock Hammer movies is way more entertaining than reading this yawn-a-thon. Better than Anne Rice ? Do we care ?