Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: YAWN! I could do a better job writing my own stories!

I thought this was going to be a hot, spicy book. Instead, it was corny and dopey. One story features a hot wench named Myra. Myra? Come on! Ms. Lloyd should have gotten in the mood to write this book by reading something other than Family Circle. I couldn't help but laugh when my husband read stories to me. I'm writing my own sexy stories from now on!