Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: A steaming hot pile of crap

This film is largely unsuccessful, even as a parody. I will admit, there were some moderately shocking parts (like the breast implant scene and the semen scene), which were sometimes funny, and the brief parody of The Usual Suspects was well-done, but these were few and far between. None of the characters grabbed me in any way, particularly "Doofy" - who seems to have walked right off of the bar napkin of some drunken writer. I might give this 3 stars if I was 11. For a 90-minute movie, it was 80 minutes too long. At least rent it before you buy it.