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Query: The PERFECT Ipecac Substitute!!!

Leave it to Ol' Cher and the wisehounds at WEA (wee wee wee!!!) to put out the perfect and mostly harmless ipecac substitute. And just in time too! About two weeks ago my gimpy bulldog (Colonel) received a "treat" from my numskully spouse Bessie. The baboon "accidentally" put leftovers in his dog bowl and he was poisoned (I mean it--the woman cooks like a chemist). I nearly panicked when I realized we had no ipecac in the house and there was nothing for the Colonel to chew on in our "yard". Then it hit me! The new Cher video hits collection DVD!Fifteen tracks certain to induce vomit! I had a little trouble deciding which video to play (something made more difficult by Bessie's blubbering and apologizing--insincere I might add as she snuggled with her two poisonfree Bobos). The ridiculous video for "Half-breed" induced a snarl but no barf, but the silly "Dove Love" Frenchy tune did the trick. The Colonel purged and lives another day. Thank you Cher!