Instruct: Classify Amazon reviews into positive or negative sentiment
Query: A last resort when you can't sleep on an airplane

This was my first, and last, James Patterson novel. Why? 1) Formulaic writing that reads like a first effort following an "Intro to Fictional Writing" seminar. 2) Awkward, self-consciously placed pop culture references. 3) Heavy-handed emotional manipulation. 4) Inexplicable switching between 1st- and 3rd-person narration.Lament the fact that this book is the #1 paperback and find something good to read.