Happy Birthday. Vacate Your Office.
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Many big law firms are keeping up with mandatory retirement age rules to make room for new blood.
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Who needs a promotion when you can just retire?
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Don't just dream about retiring -- do what you need to get there.
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They have job duties taken away, so they are marginalized in the office. They get stripped of their security clearances, so they can't work. They are blacklisted, so they can't find employment. They are reassigned to new locations, so they have to choose between moving or losing their jobs.
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He had some Wheaties this morning for sure. My advice... 1. Remember to have fun. 2. We're all bozos on this bus. 3. We're all barking farting chihuahuas. 4. I make shitty software and so do you. 5. It's even worse than it appears. 6. You never learn anything hanging with the same people. 7. Thank heaven for little girls. (A repeat of #6.) 8. It's later than you think. 9. It's not like anyone gets out of this alive.
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Tycho: And so, our own pilgrimage comes to a close.  Thank you!  I think we all had fun.  I should stress that "we" refers to your cruel hosts, Gabriel and myself, who over the last eight years have tormented you thus with such dedication and enthusiasm.
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I got fired from my job last night. To celebrate I threw a party where I flirted with three women and danced with two men. I then trashed my house and, in a fit of angry spite, stole my neighbor&#39;s garden gnome.
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Cancel the limo. Put down the dining  guides and leave your overcoat in the closet. A power breakfast  or lavish business dinner is just an elevator ride away.
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So you're about to retire. You've got your finances in order and your health care in hand. But have you written a mission statement for your life? Sat down with your spouse and written post-retirement job descriptions? Discovered your retirement path? If not, you'd best get busy.
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Last May, David Blunkett described how he wanted his political career to come to a close. âYou know it will come to an end, and you want it to end with memories of having made a difference, of feeling satisfied.
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As does HP's new snowballing habit. Ew Letters Take a deep breath in. Breathe out and congratulate yourself. You have made it to Friday, and are soon to be rewarded with a weekend (unless you work on Saturdays or something).â¦
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For most of us, it's the holiday season. But for a growing number of federal employees, it is also the farewell season. They are embracing the next stage of their lives: retirement.
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Labor Day is just around the corner, and after that it will be back to real work -- to your boss blatting on again about how to boost productivity or increase sales or whatever it is that your office is supposed to do, and to you itching to blurt out your own idea.
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Editorial: Laid-off IT workers who think they're doing people a favor by dissuading them from entering the IT profession need to look beyond their own disenchantment.
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Plus, trash your Xerox, and mobile TV is coming.
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Think about your golden years before this year ends.
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Britain's oldest worker has enjoyed a day off to celebrate his 100th birthday but explained he would become a &quot;miserable sod&quot; if he ever had to retire for good.