Old timer ices crazed squirrel with zimmer frame
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Bloody end to Bavarian sciurine rampage A battling German septuagenarian brought to a swift and bloody end a crazed squirrel rampage in Passau, Bavaria, by knocking the animal to the ground with his zimmer frame and squashing it, Ananova reports.â¦
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AMANDA, Ohio - Sarah Young woke one morning to find her buckeye tree stripped bare of nuts. Was it the work of busy squirrels or a buckeye bandit? Young suspects the latter...
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Sciurine death dive does for Toyota Camry A New Jersey woman's Toyota Camry last week suffered a sciurine kamikaze attack during which a flaming squirrel fell onto the vehicle, slid into the engine compartment and provoked an explosion which destroyed the parked vehicle, the Jersey Journal reports.â¦
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An animal the size of a small squirrel experimented with aerial life about the same time as birds, scientists said.
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MADISON, Wis., Jan 31 (Reuters Life!) - A stuffed squirrel clutching a fishing rod. A dead badger hefting a football for a winning pass. Other ex-rodents enjoying a carousel ride.
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They call him &quot;O.G.&quot; -- for Old Guy -- and what can Roman Phifer do but laugh? There's no retort for a guy playing inside linebacker at an age, 36, when a lot of guys are coaching their kids' soccer games.
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By Lisa Gibson, Grand Forks Herald, N.D.  Jun. 4--A new resident has made a temporary home in Grand Forks on the smiley-face water tower off Washington Street.   A male peregrine falcon has been living in a nest box on the tower since mid-April.
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Allen Jerkens, the 75-year-old Hall of Fame trainer, was long ago dubbed the Giant Killer for training horses that defeated Secretariat twice and Kelso three times.
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The Arizona Cardinals have given their old bird a makeover.
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LOS ANGELES - Officers seized more than 100 pet rats, dozens of rabbits and other animals including several birds from the home of an 81-year-old woman, who was later treated at a hospital for what appeared to be bites, authorities said.
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BEAVER CREEK - Lasse Kjus and Hermann Maier got to party like it was 1999 Saturday on the Birds of Prey podium. The two graying World Cup giants, who shared a gold medal in super-G at the 1999 World Alpine
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With ice wrapped around both knees and a towel draped around his neck, an exhausted Dikembe Mutombo felt his age. Earlier, though, he didn't. "The old man can still rebound," Mutombo said after becoming the oldest player in NBA history to record over 20 rebounds in a game, finishing with 22 boards in the Houston Rockets' 108-97 victory over the Denver Nuggets on Friday night.
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This squirrelly newcomer caused quite a stir at Jacobs Field. A brown squirrel ran onto the field in the bottom of the third inning Wednesday night and ran circles around the New York Yankees and Cleveland Indians.
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Squirrels, pigeons and mice -- Wimbledon&#39;s Centre Court has attracted a menagerie of animals over the years who brought many a tense match to a halt with their unwelcome intrusions.
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Racetrackers are supposed to bet with their heads, not with their hearts. But the tale of 87-year-old horse owner Harry Aleo has to elicit a rooting interest from even the most hardened of railbirds. His speedy gelding, Smokey Stover, goes postward as the 7-2 morning-line second choice in Saturday's $2 million Breeders' Cup Sprint at Monmouth Park.
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Wood accessories take the trip from hippie to hip.
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CLEVELAND - This squirrelly newcomer caused quite a stir at Jacobs Field. A brown squirrel ran onto the field in the bottom of the third inning Wednesday night and ran circles around the New York Yankees and Cleveland Indians...