Drunk footballer asleep on M1
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Derby County midfielder Bob Malcolm is banned from driving for 20 months after he was found asleep in his car on the M1.
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A drunk who fell asleep sprawled across a partly-live train track has been ordered to carry out community service, for disrupting railway traffic.
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The 32-year-old European footballer of the year said this month that he would not return to the national squad until he had fully recovered from a knee injury.
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NEIL MELLOR was in dreamland last night after scoring the stunning last-gasp winner that plunged Arsenal into despair. His spectacular 25-yarder in the final seconds at Anfield - his first goal in the Premiership
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NEWCASTLE turned in a stunning Uefa Cup display to see off Sochaux and book their place in the last 32. Manager Graeme Souness rested several of his key players with Sunday&#39;s Premiership clash with Everton in mind.
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Newcastle United manager Graeme Souness has received a touchline ban and fine for his actions in a November loss to Fulham. Souness will serve a one-match ban on the Magpies&#39; first match in January, a league tie with West Bromwich Albion.
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When his positive dope test was confirmed, Adrian Mutu forgot to blame someone for spiking his drinks. Odd this, because athletics, swimming and cycling have taught us that
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FED-UP Freddie Ljungberg says Arsenal must stop letting in stupid goals or face another season of Euro heartache. The disappointed Swede reckons the Gunners have already wasted a golden opportunity
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England centre Jamie Noon has been ruled out of the remainder of the World Cup with a knee injury sustained during the champions&#39; 36-0 defeat against South Africa on Friday, team doctor Simon Kemp announced at the squad&#39;s hotel Sunday.
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Newcastle midfielder Nicky Butt is facing up to the possibility of a European three-match ban. The 29-year-old was sent off during Newcastle&#39;s 2-0 Uefa Cup win against Hapoel Bnei Sakhnin for grabbing Abas Suan by the throat.
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Sport: Football: Newcastle midfielder accused of common assault and affray remanded in custody until January 3
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Jackie McNamara may be out for up to six weeks after sustaining ankle ligament damage. McNamara limped off during the 3-1 defeat by Barcelona in the UEFA Champions League match on Tuesday night and although
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Darrell Royal was awake in bed when he got the call from football's sleeping giant.
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MANCHESTER United midfielder Roy Keane (left) has been charged with assault and criminal damage, police said last night. A spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said: &#39;Roy Keane has this afternoon been charged
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"It felt good playing again - but I'm too sore for England duty"
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England v Azerbaijan - another game for the national side totally overshadowed by David Beckham. This is, of course, a not uncommon phenomena.
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DENTON, Texas An autopsy shows a University of North Texas quarterback who died when his vehicle collided head-on with a truck -- was legally drunk.