Keep your pants on! Vt. town bans nudity
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Vermont's infamous naked town is under orders to keep its pants on.
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Matt Fornataro scored twice, including the winner, and the seventh-ranked University of New Hampshire used a three-goal third period to bring down Vermont, 5-1, last night in Burlington, Vt.
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A fishing town has banned the sport of conger cuddling after an animal activist complained.
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By Steve Lyttle, The Charlotte Observer, N.C.  Feb. 20--In front of a standing-room-only crowd Monday night, the Chester County Council voted to ban "exotic animals" in the county.
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WETHERSFIELD, Conn. - It's not your garden variety calendar. Members of the Men's Garden Club of Wethersfield stripped naked and posed for a calendar intended to raise money for the club and its projects.
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By DANIELLE SOTTOSANTI, ARIZONA DAILY STAR  The Oro Valley Town Council recently voted to filter for pornography all Internet access at the Oro Valley Public Library, 1305 W. Naranja Drive.  Proponents of the filtering say it helps protect children from pornography.
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Flash underwear, cop fine A Louisiana town council has unanimously passed an ordinance aimed at tackling the public decency menace of low-slung trousers.â¦
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There was steam on the windows. Outside, the town was in the grip of a freeze. It was time for a break, and this looked like a good place to thaw out. It was all red and chrome, a meatloaf-shaped building on a side street off Burlington's main drag. A neon sign said &quot;Oasis,&quot; and that's exactly ...
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By Sarah Watson, The News & Advance, Lynchburg, Va.  Feb.
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You've been framed A Kentucky ne'er-do-well who decided it was a very bright idea to video himself carrying out a burglary while dressed in only a thong, is safely behind bars after leaving vital evidence at the scene of the crime, Associated Press reports.â¦
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RICHMOND, Va. -- Virginians who wear their pants so low their underwear shows may want to think about investing in a stronger belt.
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The tone has changed in e-mails this Vermont town has been receiving on its proposal to issue warrants for the arrests of President Bush and Vice President Cheney. Now, more people are supporting the resolution.
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Villagers fjucked off with international ridicule NSFW The good burghers of the Swedish village of Fjuckby have decided they've had enough of being the butt of fjuck jokes and are demanding a rebrand, The Local reports.â¦
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More than 30 Vermont towns passed resolutions on Tuesday seeking to impeach President Bush, while at least 16 towns in the tiny New England state called on Washington to withdraw U.S. troops from Iraq.
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Topless women on parade? That was fine. Teenagers loitering in the buff, in a downtown parking lot? No problem. Naked sunbathers at swimming holes? It was just au naturel.
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By Hattie Brown Garrow, The Virginian-Pilot, Norfolk, Va.  Sep. 10--NORFOLK -- Rick Addison was ready to camp out overnight at MacArthur Center -- he brought a sleeping bag, food and books. Mall officials wouldn't let him in.
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The mix of nude dancers, orange juice and black-and-white independent films wasn't in Bob Rieger's original business plan. But it has helped his Racehorses Gentlemen's Club survive amid the cornfields of McCook County and fend off a two-year barrage of challenges from politicians and outraged members of Citizens Against Nude Juicebars and Pornography.