I like to write good reviews
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Sigh.  I like to write good reviews...

The pictures look like a quick google images search.  Vastly differing styles.  One even still contains a watermark from a commercial image repository, which I would assume would be gone if paid for.  The rhymes are nonmemorable if innocuous.  Not recommended.
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I don't usually write reviews, but because we relied so heavily on other reviews before making our selection, I feel like we should give back to the Amazon customer community by saying YOU CAN BELIEVE THE GREAT REVIEWS YOU JUST READ!
838325
I am not a review writer. There are so many insightful, intuitive, sensitive and intelligent people out there writing reviews that I never felt any guilt
 about NOT writing one.  But this was good, really good.  Read those great reviews and believe them. You won't be sorry.
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When you rate so many items in one day it is not my ability to write a long lenghty description why I like a product suffice it to say I like this product according to the number of stars 1 stars i could not use it 3 stars I do not use it enough to rember 4 o5 I continually use this and reread and recommend it to others ok?
610877
I really like writing in this. Short entries get me to write frequently. Sometimes I wish I had more space per day, but that's what other journals are for.
347861
I hate amazon making me write a review of this. I just want to give it stars and stop bothering others with my undereducated opinions.
4522895
I would gladly rate more products if I didn't have to type something in the comments every time I do.
28787
Most things I Review I say yep or nope. So Im short about 19 0r so words for your review.
1830993
I'm sick of having to write something everytime... can't i just leave 5 stars and move on?
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This is my secret (ok-not so secret because it lives on my desk) weapon for writing reviews.  One of my co-workers "borrowed" my original copy of this book permanently, so I just bought another copy for myself. :)
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Here are some tips for writing great reviews: Do explain why you liked or disliked this product.
Do compare to similar products and share how long you've used this product.
Do identify specific attributes (e.g. comfort & fit of a shirt or the battery life of a camera) and whether they met your expectations.
Don't describe your seller or shipping experience (you can do that at amazon.com/feedback).
Don't include promotional content of any kind or reviews written in exchange for compensation.
To see the full guidelines for writing reviews on Amazon, go here.
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I really don't have the time to write a review.  There are lots of people out there on the web who write reviews professionally.
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I should write a long review because this product deserves it, but I am just lazy.

Believe me, go for it.
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I love to read. I don't know if I'll ever be able to write a good story, but one can have aspirations I guess. (I don't know if I'll ever have time to try to write a good story, but it might be worth trying to make some time.) I ordered this book because of reviews of other readers. I was not disappointed. I love it when someone has worked long enough at something and becomes able to break down some of the steps that can be taught to other people. The author has done just that. He has taken a nebulous topic like how to write a good story and described some concrete concepts one can use to analyze other people's writing and critique one's own writing with a view toward improving. Even if I never devote much time to writing, this book has altered how I think about and analyze the things I read.
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I want more than a good story in my fiction. I want writing to amaze me and Pnin did. So witty. Good chance to introduce myself to the define word function on my new Kindle.
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I have to get the ink flowing before each use, but I think that might be a good thing.  I love how the pen writes.  I have no complaints nor reservations about recommending this pen.
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I'm not a fan of having to write reviews for products that can be rated with stars. Some items are used by my children and others are bought as gifts and the people receiving them are enjoying them. So please refer to the number of stars to see if we have liked or disliked something. 8-)