This should be 'Gone with the Trash'.
349764
I LOVE GWTW so I bought this as soon as I learned of it.  A stink bomb.
2677016
calling this thing garbage is an insult to garbage, because garbage may have, at one time, actually had a purpose which it fulfilled before becoming useless.  This thing, however, has been useless from the beginning.

I've had this for about three weeks, and the dvd player just ate one of my favorite dvds.  Nothing I have tried has convinced this infernal machine to spit out disk 2 of season 5 of Corner Gas.  Prior to this incident, the dvd player had been showing signs of hinkiness: sometimes it would not recognize that a dvd was in the player, other times perfectly good dvds would develop horrible skipping problems.  I should have taken my cue from those incidents and refrained from continuing to put in dvds.  I should have taken this wretched abomination back to the store.  Ah, coulda, woulda, shoulda...

But what's really infuriating is the lack of any kind of help in the sparse "User's Manual" that comes with this sorry piece of equipment.  It has a section on troubleshooting that is useful only for raising one's blood pressure.  And the good folks at the 1-800 number are of absolutely no assistance whatsoever if, like 99% of people, you haven't registered your TV with them.

But I am going to do two things: Tomorrow, I'm taking it back to the store and I'm going to let them figure out how to get the dvd out of the player.  And, right now, I'm going to warn everyone who's willing to read this review:  Do not, I repeat, do not buy this piece of garbage.  Learn from my mistake and buy something else.
1113236
Instead of buying this piece of junk, buy a couple of new boxes of crayons for five bucks. If you think you are helping the environment by buying a large electronic toy, think again....in a couple of years this thing is going into the landfill.
Stop the madness!!!
1930723
I really hate to say it but it's just the same stuff recycled. Ms. Roberts either needs to find new material or hang it up.
3886258
Okay -- here's the required part of the review.
Danzig was the Misfits, they're awful with out him blah, blah, blah ...
Also ... have you noticed how many of used copies of this cd are for sale?  Seeing that so many people are trying to get rid of this cd should give you a hint of how bad it is.
They really should change their name to something along the lines of 'Misfits 3000 From Outer Space'.  It would be fitting to have a stupid name for a stupid band.
1903519
Awful.  Here's an idea.  Create something new rather than corrupting where others have gone before.
2154927
Thank God for YouTube or this would have been in the trash.
3670907
Wish they would offer some good stuff once in a while. This stuff is hideous.
393143
I don't care which side you are on......This sort of trash should be pulled off the market.  Absolutely Nothing Funny About This!  Very Disrespectful!
1558707
Stated with a bunch of meaningless jumble and noisy "music".  Shut it off and dumped it!  Not enough to "Hate",  only dislike.
4082333
Honestly, I think that watching a toilet flush for 2 hours would be more entertaining than this film.  That they were able to finance and create it in the first place amazes me, and the reception at the box office undermines my faith in the American public to a great degree.  And now a DVD!?  Please put this one in a coffin instead.
1997774
Every once in a while, you buy something crappy enough that you know you're just going to throw it in the trash as soon as you open it.  This is one of those things.  Such a piece.of.crap.  I am here to be your moral compass and steer you far, far from this hunk of junk.  "But it's only a dollar," you say with innocent, naive hope.  No, my friend.  There are so many more things you could buy with a dollar that would not leave you empty inside and hating the world.  A candy bar, for example.  A soda.  A zipper.  A tiny, useless candle.  A pack of clothes pins.  A paper cup.  All of these items would be better than this piece of crap.  Oh, and it arrived broken.  What more can I say?  If you disregard my seasoned advice and buy this thing anyway, or if you even add it to your cart, you're on your own, sweetheart, and there's no hope for you.  Happy hunting.
177443
People ought to get in trouble for false advertising.  This stuff is total crap.
1927207
Incoherent. Meaningless. Vacuous. Mind-numbing. Pointless. A crucifixion to sit through. It redefines the meaning of senseless. Academy Award stuff? ARRGH! Better, much better, to have sat in a closet and spent the time more usefully contemplating the vagaries of the Chinese language. A lot of people should go to jail for their involvement in this travesty. Abysmal is inadequate. Talk softly, kill a lot of people for no reason, and whatever happened to the money? The reason it is on DVD right now is that folks would throw up the theaters -- better at home. More sanitary. In the history of films, this ranks below Ed Wood's worst effort. The foregoing to the contrary notwithstanding, however, it stank to the high heavens. MISS IT!
4780147
All this helps with is catch trash and it broke. It slides too far down for anyone to put any real stuff in to. Don't get it.
2367039
Garbage, that is the only way to describe this waste of paper. Written in an approximate prose that would make a grammar school teacher cringe, in a huge font suitable to kindergarten story book, this disaster is "graced" by pictures that were seemingly captured on a computer screen, shrunk in a lossy way, then enlarged until the pixels are a blurred mess. The cover is the only page that looks nice, the other 99 will positively make you want to poke your eyes out. Is this book worthless? No. Worthless means having zero value; this actually has negative value, normally you'd have to pay me to consider having.
Since I am stuck with it, I will keep it either as a prime example of everything to avoid when writing a book, or as a gift for someone I really hate... as soon as I get an enemy foul enough to be worthy of that punishment.
There is only one thing I can say to Mr. Pearce: have you got no shame?
1543609
You simply cannot be serious.  This is disgusting and should be removed.  I have spent a great deal of money through Amazon in the last 10 years and I am appalled and outraged to find this kind of rubbish on such a trusted site.

Shame Amazon, shame.

I expect more and you can do better.

Repair this situation or I will be taking my business elsewhere.  As you may have noticed, I talk when I am unhappy and I will be telling everyone I know.