Neckbeard Free For Your Convenience
343842
Tasty--just like what you can get at most coffee shops without the neckbeard.
963913
Good looking button down. Quality is there. An upside is easy ironing. Takes no time to iron out the few wrinkles after drying. No shirt is really wrinkle free, but this one comes close.
4589224
This is pretty great.  No pouch hanging off your neck or strapped to your back.  Just lash it into the belt, flip inside your pants and be on your way
548458
Are you tired of mean spirited thoughtless people stealing your coveted parking spot? If you're answer is yes, then this sign is for you! This sign proclaims to the world that you have taste, integrity, honesty, intelligence and that you are suave not to mention a force to be reckoned with. Once this sign is in place no more will "anyone" dare to take your parking spot! This sign also wards off unwelcome mother and father in-laws or any in-law and or neighbor that intends to ruin your day! So go forth my friends and proclaim to the world I AM A BASSET LOVER! God bless.

Disclaimer! If an unwanted person manages to get past this sign by using a form of satanic voodoo, we highly recommend the use of a cross, holy water and the occasional bear trap....Yes I know what your thinking....gasp! Murray you expect me to be inhumane to my precious bear trap? I know...I know, sigh sometimes we need to make sacrifices. :(
3567185
Great mug. Modern, masculine, and subtly indecent. Right up to the line without crossing it. Some people think it's a bit 'on the nose', but that's why I like it.
3361784
It is FREE!  How can free be bad!!!!!  THANK YOU!
3904026
Welcome to the 10 cent shave club. Takes perhaps a little technique but that's easy enough to learn. Each blade lasts me at least two shaves and each blade is about 10 cents so way less than any disposable. Also I have found nearly any other shaving system causes significant skin irritation this does not. Love it. Would recommend to everybody.
395007
Lame as can be. Is this guy 4 real? Get a life trump. And learn some hair styles.
3456818
I don't freestyle.  Anything.  Ever.  I bought this helmet because it was cheap, and I don't care enough about my own safety to invest a lot of money into it.  But for a cheap helmet, this thing is actually pretty nice.  Sure, I look like a complete dork rocketing down some trail in the woods, mere seconds away from impact with a tree, but I feel nice and protected under the giant khaki dome of dorkness.  And with a nice pair of sunglasses, the dork-o-meter actually drops a few points to something a bit more manageable.  Still not something you'd want to let your friends or attractive women see you wearing, but you tend not to care as much about the ugly strangers that you pass on the bike trail, wearing their stupid sponsored spandex shirts and matching shorts.  GAY!  So you get to feel a bit more manly as you fly past with reckless abandon, wearing your Slayer t-shirt, camo pants, combat boots, and your big, dumb, khaki helmet.

Another really great thing about this helmet is its size.  It's huge!!!  But that means that its got a lot of real estate.  Do yourself a huge favor and throw away all of the stickers that come with this helmet.  You're probably not a pro-anything, and those companies don't sponsor you, so just get rid of them.  Now gather up all of the cool metal band stickers that you haven't already plastered on your guitar case and stick them on this helmet.  Boom!  Instant awesome!  Or you can get one of your friends to paint a hand giving "the finger" on the back of the helmet.  That way, when you fly past some douche nozzle in one of the aforementioned spandex outfits, he'll already know exactly what you think of him without you ever having to take your hands off the handlebars.

Lastly, who doesn't enjoy a good fight while out for an afternoon ride?  There's always some complete turd, usually wearing all spandex, sipping an energy drink, trying to impress the one hot chick who actually rides a bike.  Just his being there is an insult to everything that makes you cool.  Are you going to take that from him?  Hell no!  Time to get to choking him with his own wheel spokes.  And since you're wearing a giant khaki dome, you might as well turn it into a blood splattered khaki dome of pain!  Yes bicycle riders, this helmet makes the headbut an effective fighting move.  When the other guy is like "what do you mean this spandex shirt makes me look gay", and he locks arms with you, as if he's really going to do something, give him a nice solid headbut to the nose.  Oh, he'll let go alright.  Follow that up with a kick to the shin and then some sort of mortal combat style combo move and he's done.

Enjoy being awesome, because you sir have earned it!  You and your big stupid freestyle helmet.

PS-Women should never wear the Pro-Tec Freestyle helmet because it is far too manly and will cause women to become sterile and grow facial hair.
4199942
Having something around your neck can be annoying if you don't have short hair. So this works alot better.
490465
For those of you that want to spice up the gay in your life, buy this thing and try it out everywhere. Shoulders, back of the couch, wall decoration, door decoration, strangling device, scarf. Such gay, much uses, so queer.

Yeah I used an old meme, get over yourself.
1632827
You never know when you are going to find that one perfect accessory that women can't seem to take their eyes off of.  Last year it was the fanny-pack designed to be worn UNDER your pants. This year the inflatable beard is going to make last year seem like a bad dream that lasted about a year.  Virtually maintenance-free (unlike a real beard which requires frequent waxing and buttering), this "inflataphrodisiac" (a word that everyone who buys one of these will understand the minute he stares persistently at a strange woman in an elevator) is the perfect accompaniment to my inflatable chest-hair wig.  I feel like manliness coated in ruggedness and wrapped in bacon, while on a date or robbing a liquor store, but for convenience it's easily removable at the beach, when scrubbing in for surgery, or when "things get intimate" (but if she wants you to leave it on....and she might...it can be sprayed off with an ordinary garden hose afterwards) .  But please remember, THIS IS NOT A FLOTATION DEVICE.
988193
Is a beautiful t-shirt.  Is not necessary to be a libertarian to wear it.  Just believe in freedom.  BUY IT!!!
4457753
I like the fit (behind the neck) because it doesn't have to go around the top of your head...no messing of hair, good reception, works well.
3223286
This neck up is comfy, doesn't retain odor, and the extra length in the front goes a long way for keeping your face with your neck warm. well done!
3818666
Nice where simplicity of one screw and non-marring plastic are required, no electrolysis to worry about in wet applications.  Nice collars.
3630120
This neat little item came to me in a smart box and when I tried it on,it was everything I was hoping for. It fit the shirt perfectly without showing what was underneath the collar. I would buy this again and recommend it to my guy friends. Us men have been wanting something like this for a very long time. Now,your clients,co-workers and friends (and that woman you've been checking out) won't notice your look for the wrong reasons.