I don't even want to give it away to any of my friends
346692
I'm disappointed. The combination of unsuccessful poetic attempts and annoying arrogance on part of the author makes this book hard to read. I'm at chapter 3 now, and I cannot handle any more of it.

I'm sure there is some valuable wisdom for delusional pickup artists in there. But even my girlfriend thinks 'the world greatest seducer' is presenting his worldview in the same way a hubris-ridden 17-year-old would (I know cause I've been there.)
4395639
I bought this for someone else and have yet to give it to them. I would like to keep it for myself.
941558
It isn't what I was looking for.  I don't want to bother with starter, etc.  That doesn't mean someone else wouldn't like it.  I'm going to donate it to a used book store.
3070577
I already know must of the stuff she is saying I should do.  I just don't want to do it and her arguments are not convincing.  I do NOT want to give away presents from dear people (even though I'll never use them and don't particularly like them).  Or clothes I haven't worn in so many months/years.  Or, my dad's Army uniform from WW2.  There are just some things that I cannot part with.  I'm trying to be more ruthless about things I don't use or need, though.  It helps.  Which is why I didn't give a 2- or one-star rating.
2080301
I use this PlayStation card to get me a game because I have no life and the only thing that can ever do with my money is just bye-bye because no one will ever love me
627724
I should have sent this back as they were very cheaply made, but I waited too long. I don't feel like I can gift it to anyone.
4256308
But I have to sell it because I haven't got time for play with that. I didn't use it more than 7 hours I think that I don't giving it a good use I want that other person play with it and use it. I'm selling it by 300.

"If you love, you buy"
1083275
I got my mom to buy this thing using my 8 dollar allowance because i thought it would be just as good as the $30 dollar ones i wasn't able to afford, as soon as i played it i knew something was wrong and i went to check the reviews, as soon as i look i start to want to throw the freaking thing out the window. I wish i could send it back and get the only allowance i had earned in months (despite my sister getting $50 every 2 weeks for 'watching us' by sitting in her room.) So anyway, i bought the thing, and if i have permission i'm throwing it out the window when i'm done writing this  review. if you want an ocarina than DO NOT get this ocarina, period.
4064691
I am no longer interested in it. I want to return it.
21984
it's annoying. i barely used it but it was too late for to return so i am stuck with this i am not even using!
1662639
I bourhgt it to give it to a nephew.  Then I realize it was not fair for all so I kept it home and it is just taking space.  My nephew did come for Thanksgivng but he was scared he played with it for a few moments but really lost interest.  I bought it because I thought it moved at least a little.  But no the horns move,eyes and that is all.  I regret paying so much I want to get rid it of for at least half.
462077
it is to fragile to have that penlight in my poket

I will keepe it as a tird choice.

I won't recommand it
4480967
I hope I never need it... Interesting gift for friends.
3676051
its so funny to tell people that don't touch my personal thing.
and its not havey to carry easy to hold it.
1316704
I got this and hated it as soon as I saw it...I was too busy to return within the 30 days and I am stuck with it.  However, will not use it and would be embarrassed to give as gift.
4571090
I haven't even taken it out of the box,  I do not plan to use it until some time in October.
918194
Wish I didn't have to get three but I just gave the others to my friends. I take this s*** everywhere with me. It's awesome.