Horrible, just horrible!!
345261
Not even worth a review. Don't buy it, please!! I wish I could forget it. Just a horrible story altogether.
4585131
This was just plain AWFUL! A cheap attempt at cashing in on Horror fans. This film has been done so many times before and done a million times better than YOU'RE NEXT was! Avoid this, ok, MAYBE, rent it at Redbox for $1, but I wouldn't spend more than that. I made the mistake of seeing this in the theater and couldn't wait until it was over, only hoping it would get better by the end.
The acting is ATROCIOUS, the kills are soooo LAME, and the gore is pretty much strawberry jelly smeared on the actors, not to mention the lame attempt at a TWIST ending, which Myself and everyone in the theater saw coming in the first 10 minutes!
The film makers should be banned from making movies and go back to making lame short films for V/H/S and ABC's of Death franchises!
What happened to GOOD "Horror" films and their filmmakers!
Definitely seems like a Fisher Price "My First Horror Film" project, no wonder it took like 3 years to get someone to buy this junk and release it to the masses!
Save you money for something GOOD!
3371040
I love the seasonal peppermint bark Ghirardelli puts out every Christmas season, and thought this might be a suitable replacement. Boy I was dead wrong.  I would never buy this product again...they were disgusting!!!
2078840
HOLY SMOKES!  Had I known how BAD this CD was going to be, I would have used ear plugs!

I don't really blame those who have reviewed this CD before me, but maybe they have not heard Maurice Chevalier at his best.  This is the WORST DRIVEL I have EVER had the displeasure of listening to!  What's that I hear?  STATIC!!!  ON THIS CD!!!!!  Jeez, give me a break!

OK, I know this is the old stuff, but the Maurice Chevalier music  I remember growing up with was MUCH better than this, and I'm talking listening to a 30 year-old LP Album, not a CD!

I suspect that the Producers of this CD wanted to save on paying ROYALTIES to the owners of the BETTER material.  I'm guessing that this stuff is "Public Domain", and was free for the Producers to release.  So for the cost of a dime to produce, they're raking in close to fifteen dollars when people buy.

DEMAND THE GOOD STUFF and pass on this!  Save your money!

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07/21/2008

Gee, I wonder why this CD was discontinued by the manufacturer?!?!?!?!

NOT!  I KNOW WHY!
1771205
This book was beyond horrible from start to finish. I haven't read any of the author's other books and was sadly suckered into purchasing it by the deceptively good reviews on both Amazon and Goodreads. Why, oh, why do so many people love subpar writing?!
1893526
Horrible horrible horrible!!! The color os not even close to what is shows in the images & it doesn't protect yout phone at all. Sooooooo disappointed don't waste your money.
1016291
Horrible, horrible!! Would not order from again. It stated that it would fit my car, it absolutely did not. Waste of money. Very disappointed. I looked forward to this item for weeks.
3937576
Man it hurts to say but this is pretty much garbage.  After a decade plus of handling Lead Vocals you would have thought that Jerry O would have learned how to do something, anything resembling quality vocals.  His plodding mushmouth kills what might have been a decent CD.

There is no energy or heart in any of this.  If you think it is just how the band needs to sound with Only on vox then you are just uninformed.  I have seen them live a few times since Graves split and they were much better than this.  If you want a live reminder go view the Video foe "Monster Mash" and see that Only can kind of get it going when he wants to.

My guess here is that he might have been working on his voice and not been able to shed (or is infatuated with) the sing along style shown on Project 1950.  It was fine for that disc and those oldies, but really ruins what are some decent enough songs in the tradition of Famous Monsters.

October edit.

I felt the need to revisit my review of this, which I rarely do.  Most of what I said still stands, but I wanted to jump the rating up to 3 stars.  Maybe it is the Halloween spirit in me, but I have developed an fondness for some of the discs more catchy tunes. "Monkeys Paw", "Unexplained" and "Dark Shadows" have become staples on my recent playlists.  Like I said, maybe it is the Halloween spirit in me.

I still am not sure what direction Only is taking the band. Hell, I am not even sure that he is.  My instincts say that Only is driving the band toward a more Psychobilly sound whether or not he is even aware of it. As a classics Misfits CD this still sucks. Put it in a Psychobilly crossover context and this is fine next step from Project 1950.  Hopefully Only pushes forth in this direction in a correct manner if this is his goal.  As continuing in this Not quite, Punk, Glam, Psychobilly area is probably doom.

And hand over the Vocals to somebody else!!!!!!
2307
Horrible & disgusting! Received a package and did not open this until that night to feed my kitties. Well, pulled a rotten can out that was moldy and growing fungus thru the bottom of the cardboard. Disgusting & smelled of death! My whole house stunk for a few days and amazon just refunded my $. I lost all faith in my past experience with my deliveries. I feel like they just throw my stuff around. I ordered charcoal tooth whitener and opened the package it came in and it was open and powder went everywhere!
137993
First off, I want to state that this is the first book I have EVER rated 1 star. I started reading this book and was utterly repulsed by the way the main character acted. The more I read, the more I wanted to punch her!!! Seriously I HATED everything about her, and the reactions she had to most things went WAY beyond stupid. Truth be told I stopped reading this garbage a little more than mid-way through and I'm still mad at myself for reading that far!!
3544424
More than Horrible are terrible!  Brought this few weeks ago as today it did came off during my hot shower!  I was very upset & almost fell!  Don't buy this product!!!!
1219304
This Ain't Even Worth Reviewing, It Is Just Absolute Rubbish And Trash ! Not Even Worth A 1 Star....!  Ughhhhhh....! Why Did They Even Bother...?!
4584940
This movie might have been alright if they would had found more stars who could sing really well, and didn't mess with the melodies and orchestrations so much.  But it is NOT possible to improve on the original Rogers & Hammerstein orchestrations, and this movie, while not unwatchable, is hideous, yes truly painful to the ears!!  Seriously, every song is messed up in some way, and there are even some very nice parts of songs completely cut out.  Even with the wonderful Harry Connick Jr. cannot save this pointless remake.

Even the sound is bad.  It's muffled and hissy!!  Good grief!!!!

Save your money.  If you've got to see what this mess looks like, try watching it when it's on TV.
3781907
Oh Falco, how he is rolling in his grave right now. His label did not do him any justice by putting out the worst Remix album in my lifetime history.  "Rock Me Amadeus", and "Jeanny" are just  awful mixes to the point you ask?....To the point you can't even find the  songs in the mix! It could be Madonna's "Like A Virgin" and you  wouldn't know it!..."Jungle Romer" is pretty good, but "Der  Kommisar" is mixed to the point it sounds like something from Cutting  Crew, or Prefab Sprout...awful! Just awful.  Not more I can say except even  if you find this CD in a bargain bin for a buck, save the buck and buy  yourself a couple of Snickers.
2191150
You know you're in bad shape when the cover art of an album is actually better than the music, but that's exactly the case here.  It's really quite sad to see just how bad a once great group has become.  OK, Brian Wilson wasn't involved in this debacle, and it shows.  There is NOTHING about this CD that has any redeeming value.  The songs are just plain BAD.  Horrible melodies, juvenile lyrics and overall unlistenable songs are prevelant throughout...all courtesy of Mike Love, and his cast of idiots.  Even the cover songs don't work.  This is without a doubt, the WORST CD in my varied and vast collection.  The Beach Boys will always be a favorite band of mine, but this CD belongs in only one place...The TRASH can!!
2469906
Horrible! I put this on my Christmas list and had to ask my husband to return it because it was that bad! Do not waste your money!
3767118
Horrible! They screwed up almost from the word go. I can only hear out of one side, or neither one (stone silence), whether I'm using them with my smart phone or portable DVD player. Horrible, complete waste of money. Being ripped off makes me furious! I will be be returning these tomorrow, I'm not I interested in a replacement of these pieces of s***!