What's wrong with you guys?!?
349166
I don't know where to strat about this CD...
Maybe a good strating point would be the first APC CD which easily ranks between the top 10 CDs of all time as far as anyone asks me.
This CD is nothing like the first APC... Everything had changed from the songs to the guitar sound and I don't like it sir.
I know that by this point you would say I expected a CD just like the first one and that's 100% true and that's because it was so good.
This CD has most of the songs on it sounding the same and you can easily fall askeep listening to it, my girlfriend actually did!
There are about two "rocker" songs that sound better but they are still very far from the standards of the first CD.
I don't know why this CD is so bad compared to the last one and just sound like another Tool CD, maybe it's because MJK had no deal in music writing? Or is it because you make the first CD for years and the second one in 6 - 12 months?
At any case, I was really really disappointed from the songs and from the sound. Billy knows how to use Protools very well and he knows how to make guitars sound AMAZING - so what's this nu-metal sounds on this CD?!?
Maybe next time they will make something better? Do I want a next time???
1187888
This is the last time I order something from the net!  what is wrong with you people?  you put a band that cover's pink floyd's "the wall" on your cataloge , the exec time that pink floyd relese live edition, and  you don't even put a "cover" signle?  I was shocked when i put  this cd on my player. and im going to send it back right now!
283776
Feminem's back once again with his stupid sorry group
every single song is awful, my band is the worst song
in rap history and even bizarre is horrible and he's definetly
not the notorious b.i.g, eminem is even worse than justin timberlake now, this is poor vile infested garbage
that should have never excited
Thank god for mariah carey for standing up against him
with her album charmbracelet
and as much as I Hate Benzino
I'm glad he exposed the truth about this so-called white rapper
I'll be glad once this feminem she 12 is over.
If you want a better white rap check out
Beastie Boys.
Can't wait until this guy along with this group
go on vh1's where are they now.
3664589
I texted my friend about the disgust of this movie. To think the movie industry put more money into this criminal's pocket and hired known celebrities to portray these corrupt acts says so much of "americans". I am not shocked of the violent ways they've taken from other countries to stuff themselves with all sorts of grossness, yet "we" continue to hate those that are different. The support of this bulls*** demonstrates what music and film industries think of you all. this is really disturbing.
1284638
What is wrong with you people??? You people seem to buy stuff when you don't know what you're buying!! Most of the soundtrack reviews on Amazon consist of "I didn't expect music FROM the movie", "I want the songs" and the like. Do you know what an ALBUM is?? You know why they don't release band songs from movies? Because if you want the songs, you can buy the group's album(s). I'm getting so sick and tired of seeing these low scores because you people don't even know what you're buying. Same thing happened with "The Replacement Killers" and many more.
If it doesn't have what you want, DON'T BUY IT!!
1110112
I don't know which theme from this book bothers me the most. If this was real life you'd have every one of your friends urging you to leave this guy before he starts punching you in the face and they'd be giving you weekly "it's not your fault" talks.

Here are the book's lessons on relationships:

1) If you're pretty, sassy, and good enough in bed you can meet AND CHANGE a womanizing, selfish, lothario at risk of losing his job due to his long standing pattern of using his authority position as a teacher to bed and promptly discard an obscene amount of his students. But he's changed now. You are THAT awesome. But that's not the only great thing. Now that he's changed, condoms are optional! He's with you now so it's TOTALLY safe. Before you run around all crazy with your arms in the air hollering your protests hear me out, cuz it's totally true. See this equation I just randomly made up off the top of my head?

change x number of intimate partners / herpes = all std's cured!

SEE! The maths proves it. Later condoms!  WOOHOO!!!!! UP TOP!!!!!

2.) When your now "changed" bf starts to exhibit passive control techniques instead of his usual aggressive techniques (just the flip side of the jealous and controlling coin) and your spidey senses tell you something's off it's because you aren't TRUSTING enough.

3.) When his demands start to interfere with your career, he's given a solid "nope" to you going to a business function, and you suddenly remember you have a spine and decide to go anyway terrible, terrible things will happen to you. It's God's way of punishing you for not listening to him. When he forbid you from attending a work function he was doing it for YOU. To save you from YOURSELF. That's all it was. You should have just listened to him and you wouldn't be in this position. (Seriously, author? You just immediately took it there? She couldn't just get in a fender bender with a cab or something?)

4.) Despite the terrible terrible things that happened to you, it's your bf who's really the victim. Now he needs to do some soul searching and maybe even reconsider this relationship because for some crazy reason you don't allow yourself to trust the choices he routinely makes for you... and look what's happened.

On the plus side, Kate's besties were fun characters. The hot blooded heterosexual American male who chooses to spend most of his time with a beautiful single member of the opposite sex without ever ditching her at a bar to go home with a hottie he just met, and without ever trying to bed his platonic life partner. Why would he!? He prefers to remain a constant source of loyal support and respect since he platonically admires her so much. So refreshing. Such a rare kind of guy friend for a girl to have and Kate's managed to become best friends with not one, but TWO of them. Wow. How lucky is she!?

Garbage.
1635840
Once again we have here a horrible band with a horrible

message. It's bad enough that anti-flag has to torture us

with extremely bad music, but the pro-communist propaganda

crap just makes me sick. Here are two suggestions:

1. learn how to play

2. and for god's sake, if you don't like this country, then

  please get the hell out of here....please
1145645
Matt Yglesias has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people have not given Matt Yglesias the proper motivation!

So, from now on, whenever Matt Yglesias messes up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE HORRIBLE BOOK! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!
393143
I don't care which side you are on......This sort of trash should be pulled off the market.  Absolutely Nothing Funny About This!  Very Disrespectful!
1181169
First off I want to say that I'm with Jason here, to the miserable twats who say "its plagarism! They're just copying Zeppelin", I have to say no schitt, really? What was you're first clue, the fact that all the songs are Led Zeppelin songs? Maybe the fact that the album is called 'Great Zeppelin - A Tribute To Led Zeppelin' tipped you off? You mugs! You see, I'm not one of these fans who say "Zeppelin are rock gods, nobody should have the right to touch their songs!". Perhaps figuratively speaking Led Zeppelin are rock Gods to many people, in reality they are not Gods, just extremely talented humans, and as for nobody having the right to attempt to play their songs? F*ck off! This is rock n' roll, who do you people think you are, the frigging pope? Spare us the sanctimonious buffoonery, I'd encourage any band to give Led Zeppelin songs a go!

This seems like a damn good tribute to the "Rock Gods". They seem to have done a good job, and fair play to them. I'd love to see this live!
1986673
Ok, we all get it, Lynne Truss has a problem with holding a door open without getting a thank you, in addition to talking about general politeness for 206 pages.

What shocked me incredibly is her comment on page 5:
" Whenever I hear of someone being gluten intolerant or lactose intolerant, for example, I feel I've been missing out. I want to be gluten intolerant too. I mean, how much longer do we have to put up with that gluten crap?"

This is the most insulting, disrespectful and ignorant thing I've ever heard.  Having grown up with lactose intolerance and never been able to have a milk shake or regular ice cream, it is extremely hard for me to understand why a well educated person would make such a mean spirited remark?

Am I just missing the joke here?
If anybody can explain this to me it would be greatly appreciated.
Or am I just old-fashioned, and jokes about somebody's disease or allergy are now a new cool thing to say?

OH, you have "your choice of disease/allergy", well, too bad, I wish I had it too; how much longer do we have to put up with that "your choice of disease/allergy" crap?

Wow - I can't help myself I still think this is horrifying! The wost thing you could possible say to a person with a certain disease or allergy!
1383031
I heard this supposedly humorous piece on the radio shortly after my husband had life-saving surgery that gave him an ileostomy, which is what the author had in this essay.  Borowitz's temporary ostomy saved his life and my husband's permanent ostomy saved his life. The author thinks he's so profound because now that he went through all that, he says he appreciates the fact that he's alive.  But he still thinks it's OK to make fun of the fact that he had a "f-ing bag of sh++ hanging off his abdomen."  Really!?!?  Do you know how many people in the world live with ostomies and thank god they have them because without them they would be dead?!  And you want to make fun of that??!!  How dare you.  My husband's ostomy saved his life and I love it because I love him.  If you appreciate the fact of being alive so much, why would you want to spout such hateful nonsense about a medical procedure that saves other people's lives?  I wouldn't waste my money on this hateful drivel, that expresses a pathetic teenage attempt at humor: "gross, there's poop in that bag."  You know what, Borowitz, everyone poops, some people just do it differently, and thank god they can, because otherwise they wouldn't be among the living. Grow up and let other people enjoy their lives without you laughing at something that is a medical necessity for them.  Pathetic.
3518032
What a way to make you feel hideous about yourself.  You write a book that disposes of all the "fakosity" thrown around the world, and the readers either USE it to supplement their gay pedantic theories about life....or, readers somewhat like me, they spill their minerals.  What am I TALKIN ABOUT, YA ASK?  Well, just the usual.  Every instinct you ever felt about something and then MUFFLED....that's my grudge.  This book lets you get that out in the open.  Is it good?  Fer sure.  It can also ruin you.  But if you then throw it back at the people you normally come in contact with.....then you'll be just as corny-condescending-pedantic as the ones on the other side(the gurus, the teachers, the "explainers," blah blah blah).  Specifically, the one thing I like about the book is this...uhhhh get your idea made up "and then turn it into money."  No, he(kraut sukop) did not say GO CHASE SOMEBODY DOWN and pester him/her/it to get the money.  I dunno.  It just seems far more relaxing without the get 'em & go yonder approach you MAKE yourself believe.  Of course, I'm the guy who needs to be given PERMISSION that it's okay to: think that way, try that activity, leave that activity.  But don't feel bad about it..keep that weakness and then come up with YOUR OWN WAYS to create some cash with it.  Which you should've already known, but you were either too ashamed or too weak(which helped you out, BTW) to do it.  c'mon.......YOU'VE SEEN...YOU'VE KNOWN....MANY, MANY, MANY dudes/ettes who have cashed in on their embarassingly poor qualites!!!  Mr. Hung on American Idol...David Lee Roth still does it....the Geek from War Games and every voice-over nerd cartoon character...J.Lo...Don Imus...Adam Sandler...Norman Mailer...Gene Simmons...Les Moonbez...Tom Leykis...Ross Jeffries...blah blah blah...  Of course, MANY, if not all, of these dudes listed had to make their $$$ on the backs of the steady supply of idiots, or people who need to be used & ridiculed....but let THEM worry about that.  You, my friend, you(actually me, that's who i really care about) should decide YOUR OWN method of gettin the real tasty dough, which is according to YOUR OWN NATURE...AND MY own nature is so far off from what most people tend to understand as a pleasant way of livin in this fine pebble we call earth.  So there.
4011252
Said it before and I'll say it again.  Steve Vernon is insane and should be put away.  Read his books.  If you don't like them there is something wrong with YOU too.
1644206
I don't know what went wrong, but this show isn't funny by this season. Now, you end up watching it for the story and not realising that there are no laughs. Every now and again when the characters 'push political/sexual barriers' the audience shreaks and howls - is that what this top-notch show has come to?
4259148
Um, who doesn't love Velveeta Shells and Cheese!?? Anyone???

Oh, well... then something is wrong with you and I feel sorry for you! LOL
801233
I think the world has gone crazy.  We expect___what we don't do.  We all have made mistakes even racial slurs in one way or another, be serious we have.  We sometimes let our mouths over ride our thoughts.  That doesn't mean we should be condemned for the rest of our lives, or deprived of a lively hood. We also shouldn't be judging others, what makes us think we are so perfect.  Someone even makes an apology from the bottom of their hearts and that still isn't enough. When will we all learn to forgive and forget and not continue to dwell on the negative.  Life is too short to not look at an issue, form an opinion, express it and then let it go, and let that person go on with their life.  Why do we feel we need to tear down others, could it be to cover up our own shortcomings? People wake up, look at the positive, forget the negative and move on to a happier life.  Remember the phrase "What Would Jesus Do".  I wish all the luck and happiness to all of the Deens and hope they have a great future.  Please continue to make us happy with your delicious food and future tv shows.