Horribly Stupid & Bad acting!
354601
Absolutely horrid!!  The disaster scenes look like little toys being crashed around.  Horrid acting.  Unreal circumstances Like the chick arguing with her BF cause he has to go help the reserves.  Talk about stupid!!!
742406
This is one of the worse movies that I have ever seen! It was also stupid. From the acting to the story line, it was horrific! You don't care at all about the characters, to the point that you actually want to see them get devoured by a giant serpent. I know that I was screaming, "Just eat her and end this movie!". Do not waste your time to watch this!
3855054
Do yourself a favor and save your money.  This movie was insultingly stupid.  Craptstic!
894216
Stupid, stupid & boring! People are dropping dead all over the place with no connection and no resolution. No suspense, totally unbelievable & idiotic plot - don't waste your money!
859192
Utter garbage.  Poor acting.  A waste of time.
522485
Sadly, we're unable to give "0" stars, which is exactly what this turrrd fest deserves. To call this a horror film is insulting. It's Skinamax type crud with the most atrocious acting I've seen in a long time. Horrible looking and sounding cast who have no business being in front of a camera, including the lead who looks thinks she's playing it like Demi Moore. The story isn't even interestingly clichd, it's just a poor excuse for this tax write off of a film produced by the schlock junk makers at The Asylum. This has to the single worst of their films, certainly the lowest in terms of budget and production. The dialogue rips off the superior 1993 cult classic "Body Snatchers" so many times with "Where you gonna go" references.. The climax was so terrible, I finally turned it off before the final 20 minutes..I figured I had to get something back from this crap fest.. I pitty da fool that buys this new thinking they're in for a great good bad flick. It's just bad..annoyingly bad. MST3K, where are you!?!?!?!?!
1916433
Terrible & vulgar movie. The "F" word was used so many times....I lost count! It also mocked the Catholic Church & faith. I had to turn it off. It was free...not worth paying for it. I'm surprised an accomplished actor like William Devoe would be in this movie!
4818155
The worst movie before "Battlefield Earth." It's truly awful.  Based on the 1960's TV show, the movie has nothing to do with the show. Will Smith plays James West, a secret agent man and Kevin Kline is his silly sidekick. The president who is also played by Kline, put the two men together to find a crazy Dr. Loveless (Kenneth Branagh). Who cares!? This movie is so stupid, I thought it was "Dumb & Dumber 2." Pure poo in a bucket. Then take the bucket and put it over a doorway so one of these characters can open the door with a dropping surprise! Oh man, they even threw in Salma Hayek (who is usually good), but smelled everything up in this movie. Insanely disappointing mount of garbage that deserves to be tossed away.
3253231
This movie was soooo bad! I wanted to walk out of the theater but I went with someone else who seemed to be liking it. Come to find out ...she didnt. The ending.....being a smart alleck I said Lol watch her turn into a thumb drive.....! Don't watch and if you do. ..don't pay to watch it
1599793
Dear God this movie is AWFUL!  You would have to go a long, long way to find such incredibly poor acting.  This film needs to be deleted from any digital outlet that is mean enough to serve it.
3957255
Terrible acting , with special effects from the 50's !  Don't waste your time !!
57480
I was stupid enough to rent this film because of all the famous people in it.  BIG MISTAKE!  This movie was obnoxious, offensive and sophomoric.  If I didn't know any better, I would've thought this was written by a 5th Grade Boy with all the "Potty Humor" in this fiasco of a film!  PLEASE do yourselves a favor and don't rent this movie.  Use the money for something more useful.
4312410
This movie was boarderline unwatchable. I'm not one of those people who thinks that stupid equates to funny. I never laughed once at this movie, except maybe when the masked guy calls and says "whassup!?!", but I saw that in the ads anyway.
This isn't the case of people not liking a movie becase it was "too cutting edge" or some stupid [stuff] like that. I laughed myself silly at "Something About Mary", "Road Trip", and the "American Pie" movies. I love "Airplane!" and those other spoofs. But this was not funny! This was just useless [junk]. It was exactly what a couple of 14 year old kids would write if they were ever given the opportunity to write a movie.
It takes a tremendous ammount of talent and intellegence to make a funny "stupid" movie. This is NOT one of those movies. It tries to make up for it's shorcomings by being shocking and gross. It fails miserably, however. It's gross just for the sake of being gross. There's no humor at all in anything that happens. This is the height of useless, gratuitous, garbage. I feel like I wasted 2 prescious hours of my life watching this. Please don't make the same mistake I did.
288991
Don't believe the bogus positive reviews. THIS FILM IS A SNOREFEST and a complete WASTE of two hrs!! Totally UNREALISTIC and STUPID PLOT, with completely IMPLAUSIBLE situations and scenes that not only insult the viewers intelligence, but move at a SNAILS PACE.
And the WORST PART: a RELENTLESSLY ANNOYING performance by Gyllenhaal, pretending to be Norman Bates. He's in the film 95% of the time, and I wanted to slap him every minute. He is absolutely PAINFUL TO WATCH!!! If I had to endure one more eye bugging speech from his character, complete with tics and nervous laughter, I was gonna scream!! Three of us suffered through this SUPREMELY OVERRATED MESS, with me being the only one who managed to stay awake. The supporting cast doesn't help much either. Jake's character has a one dimensional side kick/employee that also grates on the nerves. And a heavily weathered looking Renee Russo is tossed in for filler and does some lousy emoting. Oh, and this film is also EXTREMELY PREDICTABLE too. You can see certain scenes and the ending coming from a mile away. AVOID THIS MESS of a movie!!
567927
After watching the preview for this movie on several different occasions, my wife and I were excited to finally sit down to watch this. WOW, were we in for a shock!

The language and subject material was vulgar, to put it nicely, and just when you thought a funny part was coming, it was offset by something even more disgusting!

We gave it 15 minutes, and then turned it off!

Great storyline idea, but the preview showed only the best parts. In the end, though, it was too foul to redeem itself.

Don't waste your time! It wasn't even worth our $1 rental price!
1333899
AS far as i'm concerned it was  not good movie, acting was D at best!
1286909
Worst Movie I have Seen in Years!  What a waste of money and acting talent on this movie!  Do not rent or buy this, wait for it to be on TV for free whenever that might be!