Pretty much the worst movie ever seen.
341399
The movie starts with the "hero" killing his pregnant girlfriend and goes down hill from there.  Its so boring sprinkled with patches of pointless violence it took me 3 sittings to finish the movie.  I stuck it out waiting for it to get good and it just kept getting worst.  Avoid.
1668408
It was a horrible movie and wasn't even funny! Just plain stupid!
906259
Their isn't anything good about this movie, no seriously their isn't a single redeeming quality about this movie.

The "computer generated special effects" are horrible I can't even begin to explain how bad it is, the sad part is half of the movie uses these special effects in scenes where it's totally unnecessary so all it does is make the movie that much more painful to watch.
The whole thing was filmed on someone home VCR camcorder so not only does the cgi look horrible but so does the rest of the movie.

I have watched plenty of b movies where the bad acting makes you laugh and makes the movie redeemable but here it just makes you want to vomit.
4918205
Hands down one of the worst movies ever made; I know all the Goths loved the movie, but it was terrible.  The concept was stupid.  The story was bland.  What was exciting about the movie?  Nothing.  The moments of terror, Meh.  Overall, this was an incredibly bland, and stupid, movie.  I don't even know why it's so loved by everyone.  I saw it once and that was once to many.
3423854
Movie was terrible, the acting was even worse
2057435
I would have ranked it negatively if that were an option.

This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.  I figured with the cast and the promotion that was behind it in the movies that the story would at least be strong.

Definitely not the case.  I rank this in the top 10 of the most horrible over-hyped movies.  I wish I could get back the 2+ hours of my life that I wasted on this movie.
1104761
Terrible movie...terrible acting...terrible plot.
4058469
Steven King movies have always been pretty bad in my opinion.  This one fits right into the mold of crappy.
4939034
I'm sorry, but this is honestly one of the worst movies I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing.

I purchased it after reading ambitious reviews that cited this movie was what mainstream horro should be. In reality, it's nearly everything that's WRONG with low-budget films.

First off, the camera work is horrible. Secondly, I've seen more convincing actors in elementary school plays. I mean, these actors make Keanu Reeves look like Denzel Washington. And finally, the story was absolutely horribly done. I admit, the premise itself had some promise--But the way it was executed completely took away any interest factor I might have had.

Plain and simply, this film was unwatchable. I turned it off 65% through it. And I would've turned it off earlier but I was hoping for some beacon of hope to appear on the screen.

If you care at all about quality, in any sense, DO NOT GO NEAR THIS PIECE OF TRASH!
4153464
I don't watch a lot of movies but even I could tell this movie was awful.  The plot is awful (actually, I don't even think there is a plot), the dialogue/script is awful and the action is awful. It is cheesy literally (as in pizza topping) and figuratively.  The villains aren't interesting, Shredder's body armor isn't interesting, Splinter isn't interesting and the turtles aren't all that interesting.  Growing up I liked the TMNT, but I can't think of a single redeeming feature of this movie.  Actually, there is one.  This movie isn't especially long.
597837
This movie broke a new record for me; it is officially the worst movie I have ever watched in my 24 years on planet Earth. Normally I don't mind budget, middle-grade sci fi movies. Some actually have decent camera work, a decent soundtrack, or even a decent storyline. Let's face it, not every idea for a movie can get a $20 million budget, but with a little creativity and good camera work, a movie can still work out. I mean movies made in the 50's didn't have the CGI at hand today and they still pulled things off. Not Ascension. When I first heard of a movie that took place on Saturn's moon, I thought it sounded really cool, and if the story or characters were compelling enough then I could overlook any cheap CGI this movie possibly would have. That wasn't the case with this movie.

The acting is stale, as you can see it in the actors faces that the script and dialog are awful. The set design is atrocious. For being a moon base some fifty years in the future, this place sure doesn't look like it. There is no space-age looking technology anywhere, it's like they didn't even attempt to make it look like so. The whole movie looks like it was filmed in some guys basement with some cardboard cutouts for walls. The actors/actresses aren't even decent looking... I mean at least in other budget movies they throw in a cute actress or something to keep your interested. This movie had none of that.

Even the food in this movie is awful. At one point the lead character eats what looks like a combination of vomit, feces, and urine mixed together. Maybe the writers were trying to tell us something... like that this movie is basically on the same level of vomit, feces, and urine mixed together. This is in year 2050 or something, why are they eating ****? Don't you think they would have resourceful ways to create food when on an interplanetary mission? Maybe I'm picking at one thing here, but this is one of many minor problems with this movie, why it doesn't work, and why it doesn't make sense.

This movie is a joke. I can't wrap my head around why it was even made. Everything about it is just awful. 1/5, I would give this movie a lower score if I could. There is nothing redeeming about it at all. This is honestly the worst movie I have ever watched, and I am petty forgiving even if a movie is budget or not. Do yourself a favor and watch a movie that's actually decent. There are plenty of other gems out there even in the budget department. This movie is not worth the trouble. It is a pile of crap from beginning to end.
614958
One of the worst movies I have seen,and I seen a lot. If I could give it a minus 2 stars I would.
3351779
Absolutely the worst movie I've ever seen, and I really like David Carradine. I can't believe that he was associated with this horrible thing.
155609
Oh my word, this was a bad movie. You can tell from the first 2 minutes that it will be unpleasant to watch.

Unfortunately, I kept on watching hoping for it to get better. The truth is, it does get slightly better, but not by much.

It's really sad this kind of movie is not made to leave a legacy as well as make a profit, it clearly was made just to make money. That's business I guess, but I can't imagine anyone having interest in reading the novel after watching this adaptation.

So what's wrong with it?
-It's so bad it almost feels like satire, but it's not intended to be! At least I don't think so.
-Casting - I love mostly unknown actors, but pick some that fit the roles! d'Artagnan is a horrible child in this version. And the Cardinal? Oh my, he's about as evil as a bunny rabbit. The only person that can act is the Queen and she gets about 2 minutes to do it!
-Plot - Holes left and right. And are we supposed to believe that there is actually chemistry between d'Artagnan and Constance? It's painful to watch their forced interactions.
-TONS of overdone CGI - And I mean nearly EVERYTHING. It ruins the entire experience. A distant cutaway is one thing, but it's nearly everything, including anytime there are more than 10 soldiers on screen.
-Absurdly over the top with little grasp on reality - Everything from flying boats to invincible characters.

What's good about it?
-The costumes are very well done. This is where it gets confusing. Why do such a good job on those (even if they are not historically accurate), yet bomb the rest of the movie?
-There are some beautiful interiors of buildings.
-Like mentioned before, the actor who plays the Queen does a good job.

Overall it just doesn't have any magic and doesn't feel special in any way. If you're going to do a bad movie, that's fine, but don't ruin such a great story. Poor Alexandre Dumas must be rolling in his grave.  I know movies are incredibly complex to make, but I can't possibly imagine any director with any sense of pride or quality would release this to the public. How embarrassing.
1900251
4 or 5 stars? Really!?? This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
433294
This might be one of the worst movies in the history of mankind. View it at your own risk.
1427598
This was the worst movie I have seen in a very long time.  The story is weak.  The actors are flat.  The first 5 minutes make you realize you are watching a movie that was not good enough to be "made for TV".  I cannot say enough bad things about this film.  It is indescribably awful.  Put your money towards tickets to the local pre-school play, it will be better.