Would make a bad made for TV movie.
343869
The biggest lie in this book is in the author's message at the end where he states "Everyone has an agenda. Except me.". In the guise of an action adventure story mixed with malevolent politicians (what a novel idea!), Crichton selects "data" to bash global warming and mixes it in with some of the worst dialog I've read. While I thoroughly enjoyed the Jurassic books, Rising Sun and Disclosure, this was a complete disappointment. In Disclosure,  he turns the table on sexual harassment and makes it credible. In this  book, turning environmentalists into evil, money grubbing terrorists is just silly. It's not even good enough for a bad made for TV movie.
1088023
This has got to be one of the worst movies to make it to market in the last few years. My wife got it because my daughter liked The Smurfs: Lost Village. None of us could tolerate more than 15 minutes. It totally ripped off the story arc of Lost Village and the combination of live action with CGI was very difficult to view. Not only that, but the dialogue was bad as was the editing. Dont waste your time or money.
1954915
The whole concept of this movie probably sounded good when the writers brought the idea to the movie studio, but what was translated to the screen was just really BAD!!
3429803
This movie is really terrible.  It captures nothing of what made the TV show such a hit.  The humor mainly depends on foul language.  It feels as if these guys are running short of imagination.  There is too much singing;  it seems like they sing so much just to take up time.  Don't bother with  the movie.  Get the video of the episodes.
255103
This could have been a GREAT movie.  But Hollywood has dumbed down movie making to the point that everything has to be served to the masses. So to heck with laws of physics, to heck with worrying about plot holes, and to heck with any semblance of believability.

Sure this is a super-hero/comic book movie, so you have to allow for some extra degree of freedom - but it is really overdone.

The movie starts off with Hancock as a disgruntled, drunk, incompetent superhero.  L.A. is fed up with him destroying buildings and freeways while apprehending car thieves.

He rescues a PR guy (Jason Bateman - who is really good in this movie) and the PR guy decides to revamp Hancock's image.

From here the movie improves drastically and even has some interesting twists and storylines that could have made a great movie.  But it didn't.  It ended up being an ok movie that made lots of money because they were smart enough to cast Will Smith in the lead role.

Overall I'd give this a watchable rating, but it could have been so much better.
2931561
This movie has a good premise but is poorly executed. it has the feeling of a "B" movie that isn't well done.
3460698
This was an appalingly bad movie. Shallow script. Poor characterization. Cheesy effects.  Looks like it was made for Saturday after the cartoons for the 12 and under set...Definitely a waste of $15 to purchase - would seem like a poor investment if it was free on demand from Comcast
1219068
This movie has taken place in the future but could  have been today or a western has a predictable storyline.
Waste of talent with Jody Foster and Matt Damon too low key
3543118
This is a Bad movie from start to finish.

Perhaps the trend of tranfering comix books into big screen

movies has begun to play itself out. And its time for Hollywood

to find some fresh material to use.

 In my estamation this movie was poorly concieved and directed. I've have read one or two of the Hellbound books. They are

fairly good. (If your into catholic guilt that is!)

 But sometimes whats just so so on paper, can be really good

on film. I was hoping this would be so with Constantine.

 Sadly I was mistaken. Keanue Reeves performance was nothing more that a wise cracking version of his charicter in the Matrix.

 I have two suggestions.

1. Save your money and buy or rent much better movies.

Such as the oringinal 60's film "The Haunting" with Julie Harris

and Claire Bloom. or "Rosemarie's Baby" with Mia Farrell.

Or the overlooked mid 70's flick "The Sentinal".

2. Please Keanue, find yourself some better roles. and get out

of the "Matrix"!
2419310
How do movies this bad get made? Surely Bruce Willis doesn't need the money by now. Plot holes, awful dialogue, unexplained characters, whole movie is a mess.
2846586
Tiresome, absurd, and senseless plot, but the kiddies might enjoy it for the special effects and cartoon like action sequences.  I wish I could say it was the worst movie I've seen in awhile, but the Mod Squad has that  honor.  A total disgrace to the original TV series.
1562763
poorly made soft porn.  Most of time is spent leading up to something that might happen, and when it does the action is tepid at best
1295940
Watching this now on HereTV. Trying to develop something anecdotal or meaningful or even snarky to say, but this "movie" is just downright BAD. No plot. Bad acting. Not even campy. Worst of all...TOO LONG.
3818874
I was a huge fan of the series and looked forward to this movie to see what loose ends they would tie up. Sad to say, very few.

This movie reminded me of the bad movies of the week they show on Sci-Fi more than anything else. The actors appeared to be sleep walking through their roles and the plot was terrible. The actress playing Daisy had no clue what Daisy was all about and the other regular actors appeared to mainly want to do the movie, get a paycheck and move on to other things.

Like someone else has noted in their review, I wanted to turn this off after about 10 minutes, but watched the whole thing in the vain hope it would finally improve.

All in all - if you are a fan of the series, skip this movie because it will do nothing but make you cry over how poor a job it is.
2935840
The story had a reasonably interesting premise but quickly dropped straight into made-for-tv-drama land. It feels like a book written designed to be converted to a screenplay.
3487554
Woof, woof. Hokey, cheesy, contrived plot, wooden acting. The writer is to blame for this, I think the actors liked their paychecks but were uninspired by the material. Worse than most made-for-TV movies in the 60's. Don't waste your time.
4026737
This book was just plain awful.  The characters are straight out of a bad TV movie.  Note to author:  don't try to combine stories about feminism, historical witch persecution, sisterly rivalry, troubled cops, delinquent teenagers, murder and infidelity all into one boring, confusing package.  It doesn't work.