Nothing is even close!
596992
I have played a Suzuki and Hohner for some time in diatonic harps. Really never had any interest in Seydel as seemed happy with the harps mentioned above. Ran across a friend who had a Seydel Nobel. It just sounded so good and looked so good I thought....my C Hohner is worn out and I don't use much any more. My Suzuki can be my go to C and I wil tryout this Seydel since I don't really use C as often as my other keys. Let me tell you once I opened the box I noticed this harp was hefty and looked really well made. Never had a steel reed harmonica before so I simply tried a few scales. Wow....just friggin Wow!!  The sound is outstanding and so full. I love the holes....they seem wider and it is much easier to play single notes. I simply love this harp. It has become my go to C and the Suzuki is a backup. I will be ordering at least an A and D and most likely a G and Bb in the future. These in my humble opinion are the BEST diatonic ten hole harmonics I have ever seen or played short of custom made harps that can cost five to ten times as much. I know they are a bit costly but if this is your first or you play all the time these beauties are far superior to the usual suspects ( Hohner, Suzuki, etc). I just don't know why I have never even thought to try Seydel before. I guess Hohner and Suzuki dominate the market and Seydel (German made) are not as well know in the USA. I am told they dominate Europe. Whatever the reason I know the next harp I will buy will be a Seydel Nobel!! Oh,  and as usual Amazon had the best price and got it in two days with Prime.
4343549
What I expected was another Total Annihilation, but obviously I was at err, I don't know who made this game but if it was the original design team of TA then they were smoking somethin that made pretty colors dance across the screen. Ok, bottom line, TA kingdoms is by far the worst possible  stradegy game ever! It is SO slow on my P2 450mhz computer( after I got  about 50 units or so) it was ridiculas! I mean it was like watching your  units walk through glue because the game slows down so bad, it took my  little army of 30 units 15 minutes to reach the enemy base! Also 3D  acceleration for this game is non-existent! In the original TA the computer  cheated, but it wasn't to an extream sence, here they made it ten-fold!  Whenever you aren't looking over the enemy's base, they make units in 3  seconds or less, they can make thousands of units with only one lodestone  in place! its ridiculously IMPOSSIBLE in skirmish(when you are just getting  your defences finished they will have those plus a 30+ army coming to  attack your base) and just plain weird in campaign mode. Do not buy this  game, buy the original TA, its WAY better, trust me. Avoid Kingdoms like it  is a urine cup used to serve apple juice!
1773423
When I ordered the 571b banana slicer, I was under the impression that it was a family friendly product. I was shocked when I opened the box to see the size of the banana slicer! No banana on earth can measure up to this unrealistic standard! I have several adolescent bananas at home and I fear for their self esteem. When they compare themselves to the 571b they can't help but feel inadequate. I fear that permanent emotional damage may have already been inflicted by this enormous banana. When will we finally stop the media from pushing these insane and unrealistic physical standards on our young average sized bananas?
1942510
No one in their right mind would subject a living creature to a life like this... I seriously cannot even believe this is being advertised. TOO SMALL!
479635
It's made cheaply and doesn't even close!
The edges of the ball opening are rough, and there is no way for the lid to attach at all! Even just sitting the solar lid on top of the ball, it does not fit evenly, and sits there loosely!
The picture is misleading in the fact that the "bottom" appears to either be round, or slightly flat... But it is actually completely open, and as wide as the "top"!  There is nothing to stop spiders, or other 'friends' from making a home in your ball, or even mulch and dirt, nor can it sit well on a gazing ball stand!
I haven't even taken outside yet, to see if it actually works, because I have to hotglue something to the bottom to secure it better, and glue the lid on to keep rain out!
it's a lot smaller than I thought it would be (even with the "measurements")
Just a horrible design all together!

I would NOT buy this!!!
113886
I just saw Disappearance with Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey. That is 91 minuets of my life I will never ever get back and I fear God will comdemn me to hell for wasting those precious minuets. I thank God I got this thing at the library for FREE......even then the price was to high. This movie had no plot, no logic and no ending. When my TV screen went black, I sat on my sofa with my mouth open and the little man in my brain was screaming....."What the hell just happened"?!I'm not going to wast our time telling you any more about this movie...but I will tell you one thing. If you see this DVD at the video store or at Wallmart for sale....RUN! Run like hell! At least the sprint will be more exciting.
924461
not a single difference. Don't waste your money!
2629812
I wear an XL or 1X in all my clothes simply because I like a looser fit. I am an average big boned lady. - 170 lbs. and 5 6 tall. this garment was absolutely impossible to get into! Even if I had been able too pull it up over my torso there was NO way it was long enough to even come close to reaching my chest and this was with a 3X! After all the glowing reviews ( many women were larger than I) I couldn't believe how totally impossible it was to get into! Even the thigh part took forever to pull up! I unfastened all the hooks and eyes - still no way!!!  I would never recommend this impossible to get on contraption to anyone!
2335700
Nothing like i expected! Looks nothing like the picture! And isn't even sparkley. Looks like a sticker stuck on a piece of plastic.
850929
I'm the type of person who sees merit in every movie I've ever seen...there's never been a bad one made.  I'm the same about books and to say this is the worst one ever took a lot of doing!  As a buyer and seller of mid-century kitchenware, I'm always looking for new insights;  Some history, some timeline, some idetification.  This book definitely doesn't have it.

There is absolutely no text, not one word.  When were the pieces made?  Who knows?  Who made them?  Many, if not most, do not indicate a manufacturer, which makes me think it was shoddily researched and just thrown together.  I will say the photography is excellant, but if the authors wanted to put out a coffee table book, they could have at least oversized it and made it a hard cover.  Unless you're looking for pretty pictures, I'd leave this one on the shelf.
1573029
There's absolutely no way they could have possibly found a poorer fitting pair of pants for this model to display! They are the ugliest pair of pants I have ever seen on an individual. It's truly amazing to me that this vendor could possibly expect anyone to be influenced to purchase these pants based on how they look on this "model," or to be able to judge the way they might fit, based on this photo. It's like someone ran outside, grabbed the first person within arm's reach, dragged them inside, and said "Here - put these on!" promising to make them a "model!" I swear this has to be some kind of twisted joke. If they expect ME to purchase these pants, based on this photo, they've got another thing coming!
4367608
After seeing the author on Dragons Den several years ago, I was interested in reading the book. Since I live in the US and with only 2,000 copies printed, that was likely never to happen. Last summer, a friend of mine in Wolverhampton came across the book at a junk sale. What a horrible waste of international shipping.
I don't know how the other reviewers were able to find such nice things to say about this poorly written book. This novel raises about the same level of excitement as a high school trigonometry class. After 40 odd pages, I determined that I would rather watch grass grow than invest any more time. I'm wondering if the other reviewers were friends and family of the author.
The most amazing part of this book is that it is the first of a series!
Don't waste your 99 cents or pollute your Kindle RAM with this weak effort at fantasy.
4141865
This is just like what the previous people reviewed it to be which is terrible!!! You cant see anything with them unless something is a 1/2 an inch away from the glasses which is hard to do.  Horrible purchase! Do not buy their a waste of money! I wish I read the reviews before purchasing!
1545121
Send this to be played on loud speakers on the perimeter of the Green Zone and we can start withdrawing the Marines an hour later..nobody would come to within a mile or more of the baracades hearing this 50-car-pile-up-of-an-album-on-the-405-at- Whilshire Blvd.  This is a HAZMAT event....these CD's should be melted down and buried deep within the earth.

Why isn't there like a MINUS 10 rating choice here???...We need to identify the prouducers of this windshield bug splatter album  so they can be tried for CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, put away in order that they never again do this...

These rodents hit bottom on this one but not to be outdone in this effort....they took out dynamite and heavy equipment to dig even deeper..... Good God Almighty!!! "The Horror".....
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1398527
I am a long time Killing Joke fan and I was as excited as any other when I heard that Jaz and the original drummer Big Paul Ferguson buried the hatchet and reunited. The four original members reunited on a new album, brilliant!

Unfortunately, it's not. I know they more or less invented the industrial genre and almost by definition it needs to be loud, but this is blimmin' ridiculous. There is hardly any dynamic range on this album at all. The music itself is excellent, but it is ruined by too much dynamic range compression, which renders the album a pain to listen to and renders the music uninteresting.

This is another victim of the Loudness War. It is not illegal downloads that are killing off CD sales, it's the rather immature need the record companies have to stand out from the rest by being louder than the rest. The end result, of course, is that every CD is as loud as each other and none of them stand out, and they all sound horrible. No wonder CD sales are going south.
431765
Best album in 20 years???? Well I hate to rain on the big parade here, but I've got the balls to call this one like it is. Well, hell froze ever, he finally did a BAD album! Maybe the well has just dried up just like California's water supply.  This is the absolute biggest piece of garbage that Tom has ever released!! Bar NONE!! I I need some of that good stuff that all you 5 star reviewers are smoking!  I need it to get through this horrible mess! There is not ONE song on here that is worthy of mention. The best song on here, being "Red River" would be the "worst" song on a "Wildflowers" or the impeccable "The Last DJ"!  The album is extremely shallow and irrelevant, there is not a single song that boasts anything artistic, hell I thought TP's first two albums were his worst till I heard this POS! Hell I don't even hear any good hooks. There is "no theme" that holds it together. I cannot even get through a full song again without grabbing some advil! (and yes I did listen to every song in full!) I just don't know what he was thinking to even bother to record this let alone release it! Steve and Mike had to be bored out of their skulls in the studio on this one! The playing is terrible, the licks are terrible and even the production and sound is terrible!! Not near enough low end!  He speaks of how bad "pop" music is nowadays, but hell I can stomach  the wife's pop and country radio better than this! Recently TP said in an interview that he never listened to "She's the One" as it was "garbage" done for a friend on the cuff, well I say its a masterpiece next to this slop! I may as well wiped my a``` with this $11.99! If you were expecting a "Torpedoes", Wildflowers or "Last DJ",  avoid this one! U aint gonna hear anything  you wanna hear again!! You aren't gonna hear anything u can even mumble to, let along sing to!  I knew this was gonna be garbage when I read the critics liked it! Again,maybe the well is dry??????

Ooh, I don't "scare easy" but I am a little concerned about my upcoming "crucifixion"! Bring it on boys!
832060
Absolutely abysmal!  Has none of the finesse or production values of Girls Gone Wild nor none of the rawness of Girls Going Crazy.  Even worse it has none or very little (I'm not sure as I fast forward the entire tape)girl coverage.  It seems all he did was spend the entire shoot in one spot of the beach and all you have is really a lot of guys drunk.  Very very little of good quality bikini girls and no nudity unless I missed a few seconds worth during fast forward.  Yet another DVD where I am fortunate that the case isn't broken so I can use it to replace a broken case!  Shuck this sucks!  His other film Spring Break the Movie does feature some fairly decent nudity but from memory the film quality was poor.  I suggest that you try that one but not this one and only if it is available for well under $10.