75% bad acting and boo hoo injuries
587473
Just 'okay'.  75% bad acting and boo hoo injuries, and about 10% Heaven.  No thanks.
194658
The storyline wasn't bad but the acting was HORRIBLE!!!!

The way the prosecutor kept saying "defendant" made me want to punch him, over act much? At times the 'southern' accent they were trying to affect felt more offensive to southerners everywhere than a true acting tool.

I nearly threw a shoe at my TV over this.
4719410
THIS gets a 4-star average rating?  You're kidding me.  This would be scary, even psychologically damaging, to a 16-month-old toddler.  But for an adult?  That's really, really sad.  Terrifying to developmentally handicapped adults.  One "scary" discovery after another.  I absentmindedly watched about 80% of it hoping a plot would develop.  It didn't.  This DVD goes down the trash chute in the morning.  I got it for $2.00 in a yard sale.  I've never taken a college course in acting, but this must be something like Chapter III, Doing That Bug Eyed, Horrified Face.  These actors must have aced the pop quiz on that one, but they shouldn't have dropped the class and headed for Hollywood.  This was a total waste of my time.  If you liked this movie, Hi there!!  How many are YOU?  So you hold up about one finger.  Your POINTER FINGER, that is.  Go find your mother.
2636032
Horrible add on to the franchise of robocop.
bad acting horrible acting, I have seen better 4th grade stage performances. OVER ACTING at is best. oh and gratuitous boobies in  cage how nice.
4525791
For movies titled" GatorBear," "True UFO Tales," or "500 mph Storm,"  (I made the first two up in case you were wondering) I don't expect Oscar-worthy performances.  I usually end up being pleasantly surprised at the effort put forth by the actors.  I mean, they are getting paid and having fun, right?  But in 500 mph Storm, the bad acting by the trio of protagonists led by the scientist (Caspar Van Diem) is taken to a whole new level of bad.  Maybe they were forced to do this movie through blackmail, or as a probation requirement.  They were not having fun at all, and the horrible script did not help.  Actually, I ended up laughing at totally random things that happened in the film.  There is one scene where this young blond thing walks by and says very seductively that the something is at "full capacity."  At that point I started seeing this movie as an unintentional comedy.

The family that is escaping from the storm is the stupidest trio you have ever met.  The son is an idiot, the wife is an airhead, and the dad is supposedly a brilliant scientist, but he makes the worst decision early in the movie, and that is to leave a sweet helpless, dog to meet it's death in the road!  Now the viewer hates you, good move.  From that point, when a tornado was chasing them, I cheered for the tornado.

The CGI effects, the sound, the wardrobe, sets, cinematography is all very good.  But it doesn't matter.  Poor dog.
742059
HORRIBLE BOSSES is.  Why there is a continuing need to put films of this sort before the market is cause for concern. The story is ludicrous - maybe playing out the fantasies most people control about disliking their 'bosses' is OK but actually showing it is another item altogether. Potty mouth dialogue, sociopathic behavior supposedly masked by three guys who 'really aren't all that bad', and placing the roles of Bosses who are over the top obnoxious and maladaptive in the hands of actors of the caliber of Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Anniston, and Colin Farrell is a gross waste of talent.  Then padding the 'story' with appearances (albeit brief) by Donald Sutherland, Bob Newhart, Jamie Foxx and especially Ioan Gruffudd - there must be some favors owed somewhere.

It is a committee written script (Michael Markowitz, John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein) and it shows: this is more a disconnected series of standup comedian jokes than a story.  Seth Gordon directs with a heavy hand on exasperatingly gross language and sexual innuendoes, insulting just about everybody possible.  The only saving grace about this 'film' is the comedic timing by Jason Bateman and his cohorts in crime - Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis.  There are some funny lines but the sorry mess you have to wade through to get to them is hardly worth the effort. It is an embarrassingly poor film, but  as with the popularity of The Hangover et al it sells tickets.  Sad.  Grady Harp, October 11
714915
Cheap !!!! Made in China, buy 1 get 3 for a penny movie (mix and match). Bad acting (High school type). I should put this movie #1 in all time bad acting, no story, and wasting my time.  All same pictures in same places, the same language conversations repeated over and over again. That fat retarded Goliath can't act either. He looks like a lost homeless dude who was just picked up from the shelter for one quick acting for this home made movie. Look at the movie poster and see Goliath's muscular legs. Please compare them with the fat Goliath dude in the movie. He does not have that muscular legs. The poster is misleading and exaggerating.
1822090
The acting is so painful, the graphics were terrible.  This is a waste of your time.  I know the concept is tempting but honestly flee. run! DO NOT RENT, DO NOT WATCH, DON'T EVEN PURCHASE AS A COASTER.
1342522
If you value your lunch (or dinner) don't watch this movie.  The whole thing is filmed in what I call the "shakey cam" style and if your prone to motion sickness you WILL be sick before the movie ends.

Some of the reviews on here say good things about the acting, but I don't see how you can tell if the acting was good.  The shakey cam was so bad that I spent more than half the moving looking away from the screen.  From what I could here the dialogue was mostly "lets get out of here", "Dude where are you going", and "Aaaaaa oh god oh god".

I thought the big monster was goofy looking, and the small ones were rip offs of the bugs from Starship Troopers (another horrible movie).

I wish I could give this movie negative stars.
4455179
I can only assume the positive reviews are hypocritical.  Admittedly, I have not seen this "extended cut," but the very thought of sitting through even MORE of this horror show makes me cringe.  Ben Affleck is one of my favorite actors, bar none.  So I can only assume he took a look at this mess of a script, winced, and purposely put forth as shoddy a performance as possible.  Every reel and disc of this garbage should be compiled in the middle of the desert, and have a nuclear bomb tested over the site.
2192586
Talk about bad acting, bad editting, weak lines, and an ending that left me scratching my head, this movie can make the devil take a break from his evil and he would roll over laughing!  If Linda Blair or anyone from The Exorcism of Emily Rose sees this movie, chances are they might demand to get that 90 minutes of their life back.  Someone did not carefully stereotype the acting roles and script lines.  They never showed what really happened to sheriff as he was attacked and few other scenes where left incomplete. I enjoy watching the behind-the-scenes footage that comes on most DVDs and even that was poorly done.  In many segments I could hear the people because they played the background music too loud.  I rented this DVD for $2 and that was a little too steep for a movie of this type.
4088124
Where do I begin so you can get some idea of this whole bad-version-of-Die-Hard-meets-softcore-porn mess?  Let's start with poor pitiful Anna.  This wannabe actress is so short on talent, you'll be  howling at how bad she is.  When she isn't whining her lines with a really  bad Southern drawl, then she's pouting her collagen-bloated lips.  That's  it.  That's the extent of her acting.  Cue card reading is very evident and  rumors that she couldn't remember the lines from the grade-school script  are confirmed when an earpiece is noticeable in a couple of scenes.  But  she's not the only bad actor in this disaster.  The supporting cast is full  of over-the-top thespians who seem convinced they'll win Oscars for their  amateurish performance.  The juvenile script doesn't add to this either.  Plot gaffes abound.  The most glaring is when Anna easily kicks through a  window in a building that is supposedly designed to withstand riots and  military firepower.  Go figure!  Then we're treated to a downtown Los  Angeles with almost no cars or pedestrians.  Although, once the bad guys  start plummeting to their deaths and the police finally arrive, then  there's traffic everywhere and there are more civilians running around than  at a local shopping mall.  Continuity is non-existent.  After fighting off  one of the bad guys, Anna has blood on her right arm and on the right side  of her face.  A couple of scenes later, the blood is gone.  Then it  reappears on the left side of her face.  And despite all her fighting, her  long fingernails never break or chip.  What a woman!  The whole thing  becomes so pathetic, you wonder who edited this.  Even the three nude  scenes (which have nothing to do whatsoever with the rest of the story) end  up being more comical than erotic.  One interesting comment: in a storyline  that supposedly takes place in one day, Anna actually gains weight between  the time the movie starts and the final scene.  Looks like she was visiting  the fridge a little too often between takes.  A sad, sad piece of wasted  celluloid.
3697991
Unfortunately, I saw this movie in the theater and paid good money to do so.  I have never wanted to walk out of a movie so much in my life, this was HORRIBLE!  Bad acting by actors and comedians who are trying really hard to make a bad script sound funny.  Mel Brooks is really a hit or miss director.  Some of his works are really hilarious, others have their moments and then there was this one.  The only line I found funny in the entire movie was the line shown in the trailers ". . . only one that can speak with a proper english accent" or whatever.  I can't understand why so many people actually gave this 5 stars but everyone is free to form their own opinions.
2495174
Bad script bad acting
I had to stop half way through to get rid of the mental pain.
5776
Whoa, this is definitely a indie stinker! It does appear to reflect how tough it is make it into show business. An ensemble of mostly unknown actors exhaust themselves in a overblown comedy tainted with inappropriate nonsense and profanity. Unfortunately, the performers are learning too late how awful this feature film would be for them. They push themselves too hard with plenty of over acting hoping this be their showcase film reel. You may wish to pass by this audition tape. The movie is helpful in communicating there are worthy life prospects than entertainment fame and fortune. Nonetheless, why suffer in the process to learn why?
4210869
In agreement with majority of member viewers - bad acting - terrible sound, etc. etc.  not worth any more of my time.
1050534
fake ants coming out of a fake penis???  Laughable but the script sucked and acting was where???????????