Garbage in my opinion
591245
Well, you get what you pay for. Garbage in my opinion. The picture frame is all folded up so you see the creases and fold marks. All the props are basically cut out of cheap paper board / cardboard. I was VERY unhappy with the product and will likely throw it all in the trash.
3937576
Man it hurts to say but this is pretty much garbage.  After a decade plus of handling Lead Vocals you would have thought that Jerry O would have learned how to do something, anything resembling quality vocals.  His plodding mushmouth kills what might have been a decent CD.

There is no energy or heart in any of this.  If you think it is just how the band needs to sound with Only on vox then you are just uninformed.  I have seen them live a few times since Graves split and they were much better than this.  If you want a live reminder go view the Video foe "Monster Mash" and see that Only can kind of get it going when he wants to.

My guess here is that he might have been working on his voice and not been able to shed (or is infatuated with) the sing along style shown on Project 1950.  It was fine for that disc and those oldies, but really ruins what are some decent enough songs in the tradition of Famous Monsters.

October edit.

I felt the need to revisit my review of this, which I rarely do.  Most of what I said still stands, but I wanted to jump the rating up to 3 stars.  Maybe it is the Halloween spirit in me, but I have developed an fondness for some of the discs more catchy tunes. "Monkeys Paw", "Unexplained" and "Dark Shadows" have become staples on my recent playlists.  Like I said, maybe it is the Halloween spirit in me.

I still am not sure what direction Only is taking the band. Hell, I am not even sure that he is.  My instincts say that Only is driving the band toward a more Psychobilly sound whether or not he is even aware of it. As a classics Misfits CD this still sucks. Put it in a Psychobilly crossover context and this is fine next step from Project 1950.  Hopefully Only pushes forth in this direction in a correct manner if this is his goal.  As continuing in this Not quite, Punk, Glam, Psychobilly area is probably doom.

And hand over the Vocals to somebody else!!!!!!
1923260
I got this "cookbook" months ago and after my first glance I ended up throwing it on a shelf and forgetting about it.  The rest of the 1 star reviews sum it up: poorly written, cut and paste look, no reference picture to go with recipe, and who cares about nutritional values by that point... all I can say is that it is in the garbage now where it belongs.  I got had for $15.  Whatever.
2587984
Truly garbage and worthless.  Suction cups don't actually stick, let stick and hold a bar of soap.  Not sure how/or why there are any reviews that are more than one or two stars.  Definitely not user error as I am fairly certain I have a handle on the skills necessary to stick suctions cups to objects and place a par of soap in a soap dish.
3602433
This is possibly one of the worst most disappointing pieces of plasticated junk i ever played in my life....are all of you people that are giving this POS 4-5 stars just afraid to admit that you wasted your money and that this album sucks? Take my advice it does suck. Spend your money on some real goth music and let this thing lie forever and die in the landfill where it belongs...not worth your time or money. Uggghhh.
4555109
Garbage, zero stars would be more appropriate.
4537887
I normally don't write reviews but here goes. This thing is just terrible in my experience and have had nothing but bad luck trying to get it to work. I've tested it in several different programs and did as the tips given by others say to try and not a dang thing works properly. I can record yes, however it has heavy feedback of hum, clicks and many other noises that I was unable to edit out of it after about two days of having it. I am sure glad I didn't pay full price and got this one on Cyber Monday. Complete rip-off, in my opinion.
4913679
I'm a foodie, I'll admit, but sometimes convenience wins and I'm forced to settle. I've actually enjoyed most Healthy Choice meals that I have experienced in the past, but I knew there was something wrong with this product. If you look at the reviews for the line of Healthy Choice Fresh Mixers, this one in particular scores way lower than the rest. I doubt that I will be trying any of the other fresh mixers unless I get them for free, like I did with this one, but I just had to find a place on-line to express how awful it tastes. I hate to throw away food, but this was simply inedible. My stomache and head were both hurting after just a few bites. My body was completey rejecting this garbage from the time I started eating it. I hope that Healthy Choice contacts me to offer me a job as a taste-tester, because I would never let any food-maker release this product with confidence. Stay away from this product.
1927486
It's inept garbage.  I keep kicking myself for reading to the end, thinking it HAD to get better.
3820953
I'm glad I got this cd for two bucks...it's like I got a single with a bunch of other garbage on it.  "Tight Whips" is the only decent track (and even that has weak spots), and the rest are trash.  There's parts where it sounds like their beat box has screws loose.  It's bad when the beats aren't even together, let alone the rappers.  Some of the rappers aren't too bad...and then there's T-Bo.  He's straight out of "Malibu's Most Wanted".  He must have been still getting used to that grill when he was recording his part on "Tight Whips"..."Gold Grill Glithnin, theeth girlth call me Mithter Clean"...Check out the DVD to see how ghetto fabulous the guys live, also to see Master P rant on about a New No Limit comeback that never actually came around.
2609841
Garbage.... I bought a Wal-Mart version for half the money and three times the quality. I donated it to charity because I was to embarrassed to give it to my grandson.
2656974
I should have listened to the reviews. This thing is garbage. I have given it a fair shot and followed cooking instructions to the T and everything thing is overcooked, under cooked or chewy. The temp fluctuates all over the place. I can set it at 225 and it will spike to 400 then down to 180. I've determined that I can use it for the smoke flavor for a while but then finish in the oven or my gas grill.
662578
My girlfriend left this at my house and said, "Here, you might like this."  Found it tonight while I was cleaning, threw it in and my mouth has been hanging open ever since.  It's just... bad.  There's no other way to describe it.  I'm old... grew up on Black Flag, DK's, Circle Jerks, Misfits and the like.  I also dig Snoop, Cyrpus Hill, The Distillers, Queenadreena... a wide variety of things beyond the scope of this review.  Basically anything but new country and opera has its high points.

But this.

My god.  Lyrics are almost cool in places but if they hit on a catchy or cool phrase, they repeat it about 100 times.  This isn't song writing.  This is crap.  Repetitive. Boring.  Crap.  "I'm not done misbehave'n" constitues about 70% of the lyrics on the entire album it seems like.

The lead vocals are horrible.  I like good screaming... hell, you don't even have to sing to impress me.  But this is just annoying.

Tunes are almost catchy but the words are so insipid as to be offensively boring to even the most inexperienced high school punker.  Do yourself a favor... listen to the samples realllllly close before you buy this one.  Then pass and go buy the Misfits Earth A.D. or The Distillers Coral Fang or Peaches or QueenAdreena or... maybe a circular saw from the tool department.  Any of these will sound better.

I'm on the bonus track now... I'm not sure whether to sell this disc or put it in my skeet thrower.
4209713
Absolute garbage!!! The wires fell out of the lights so they stop working. Some of the switches work whenever they want to and now the start button doesn't work!!! Now I have to bypass the start button to start my car... Do not waste your time and money on this garbage.
1211389
total garbage, tried it on 3 different phones, worked on 0. plugged it into my computer with a linux OS and first thing it does is start removing programs from my computer, excuse me? F*** NO! pulled it out quick and its been collecting dust ever since, should of returned it, after thought was maybe it did work on the 3 phones, it was proable just busy deleting stuff off them too
3293407
I knew they would be small. I knew everything about the item before I got them, except for the fact that they sound like Garbage. Hot Garbage. On Fire. In a dumpster. There is an audible whine / crackle from the microphone that is present on a podcast recording app, as well as a full blown recording program like Audacity. My phone's internal microphone sounds better than these. Save your money. Buy something better, or use the mic in your device.
2886019
Garbage. Save your money. Im not even sure I would want this product if they paid ME to take it.