Bonanza TV show tablecloth......I know ........ it's stupid
590170
Perfect tablecloth........identical to the Cartwright/Bonanza tablecloth on TV. Bought it for the break room table at the office. Only the old guys remember Little Joe, Hoss, Ben and Adam.......of course Hop Sing.
4155967
Good ol' MTV. Not content with giving Bam Margera reason to stink up the screen, they give this hopeless, unfunny guy his own show. And wow - is it ever bad. Want to know what's worse than someone who isn't funny? Someone who isn't funny but THINKS they're funny - and being given a TV show to prove it.

Whilst some would pretend to call this show "off-beat" and "irrelevant" and then blaspheme and try and mention it in the same sentence as, say, Monty Python, what other shows of this nature (obscure, wacky, "zany", for want of a better word) have that this program doesn't is someone funny starring in it. Oh, and funny people writing it. They seem to have forgotten that in this.

So, we have fat boy Andy doing totally, like, outrageous things dude, along with funny music (because what we are watching is funny, see?) He annoys strangers! He wastes peoples time! He shouts a lot! Hey, aren't you rolling around on the floor yet either?

Do you know what the ONLY funny thing is? Andy Milonakis himself. You see, he'd like all you MTV watching kids out there to believe that he's just like you, some goofball kid of 14. But he's not - he's 30, with a growth defect. Now, I'm no expert on comedy, but THAT, my friends, is funny.

Not sure if this garbage is getting another series or not (the first deservedly tanked) but if it does hopefully we'll see Andy's growth defect go full scale, going past the 14 year old boy look right back to toddler age and then finally obliterating him from this earth.

The_Curmudgeon_Hates_You@yahoo.co.uk
4354265
Please do not waste your money (like I did) on this cheap, thin table cover...I thought for $4, it would be nice, heavy, and would hold up well. What a joke...it was terribly thin and see through, and just barely bumping it with a fingernail (when placing party confetti on top) would cause it to tear. It is nothing what the picture looks like...very thin and cheap looking, maybe even worse than what I have bought at a Dollar Store before. Please do not spend $4 on this piece of junk!
4648395
This is just the sloppiest mistake. I know red when I see it.
The hassle makes me see red.
The pale lilac with gold is too pale and, has way too much ivory to be practical.
If they want to sell it yhe need to advertise:
"THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE" insead of "SUPRISE!"
Oh ha ha/ not
4016771
This show is absolute garbage in comparison to Avatar: The Last Airbender. This show destroys much of the logic that The Last Airbender had setup and replaces it with garbage cheap ways out of situations. The theme song is even crappy!!
1191847
Such incompetence. I know it is a fantasy show but jeez louis, at least have some semblance of believability. After watching a helicopter sit on the ground for over 3 minutes and no one shoots the engine or tail on the ground, simple, no mess, no explosion. I watched with amusement and entertainment the situations they put themselves in due to pure stupidity and writers wanting action over common sense, so i have to stop watching, its too stupid.

The show started out far fetched enough but I am not going to wait as space aliens, as I am sure the writers will introduce at some point arrive to save the day and have angry alien sex (sarcasm) but you get the point. The stories are simply too stupid now and the entertainment value is gone. A few dumb plot lines are fine but two or three every episode is too much. couldn't watch anymore of the series, One and a half seasons was enough.

I had my laugh. Time to move on.
3070858
STUPID, sorry I listened to his son who hosts a radio show who said to buy it.
I bought it to help out sales of it.
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2520553
You have no idea how much I was jonesing for a BSG fix.  Then, I bought this pile of crap.  Really!!!!  That's the best they could come up with?  A bunch of crap we've already seen, but lets add in the icky old man all over the place.  I hope EJO can look himself in the eyes after putting his name on that big pile of steamy poo.  How did it go so wrong?  Why, why why!!!!!!!

I feel better.  Hope this helps.
4883600
Hey lets use our house in the mid west.
Hey let pretend the house is haunted.
Hey Ill spend half a days pay on an oversized camera , so it looks professional.
Hey lets forget to use a time stamp and then add it in 7 minutes in and hope no one notices, oh poop its a digital time stamp and looks really fake... oh poop just keep it.
Hey lets make sure we edit the film so its super obvious the camera placement and the scenes are obviously not real or continuous.  Any one for a pool party? reel me in a finger from the middle.  Wow, pretty lame for a day trader.  I say we short this guy.
Hey honey you come to me at my computer and ask about a psychic and I will make fun of the notion, even though I believe in paranormal activity?  But  we need filler and neither of  us are good actors.

Man the hard cuts are so off putting you might actually like this garbage.

Painful to watch. This is the equivalent of a day time soap opera.  You know its fake, but for the fans, they really want to believe or its just a guilty pleasure...right Mike Stoklasa?

I shut it off after 20 minutes, it made me feel like the mental  equivalent of a Kardashian.
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Whomever "distressed" this table did not know the first thing about distressing furniture.  What the person did was to take a sharp implement and gouge smiley-face marks into the wood...like what a drunk would do if asked to do a smiley face....big grin-like mark and multiple single jabs per placement.  It was stained AFTER this was done.  So the result is that it looks exactly like a kid took a thin-point magic marker and made random marks (six in all....on six different planes of the table/single leg).  It looks like damage.

Distressing isn't random like this...there's continuity....and it is done AFTER the finish is put on.

The manufacturer says that what I have is the look that was intended....I will not be buying anything else of this brand because I have no faith that they know what they're doing.  It was made in China....perhaps something was lost in translation.

I have pictures....this (my order page) isn't giving me the opportunity to post them.  Perhaps after I send this, I'll go to the sale posting and insert them in a review there.  The marks look stupid.....I'd like for you to judge for yourself.  No....there's no place to post pictures....I sure wish there was.
41242
I wasted $14.99 on this! It's 80% boring and the rest is good. It's an hour an episode and it should be a 20 min. show. They drag things along too much! I think the whole season could be a two hour movie. This is so out of date the way they stretch everything and then show you something good for one second!
3926048
The make-ups are horrible, the acting is half-hearted and the story flows like someone wrote it on the bus.  I can't believe this show has so many supporters. One reviewer compared it to the show Once -  sure, if you take Once, add to it bad acting, no drama, silly comedy and nonsensical scripts. Maybe they wrote this for little kids that like their entertainment weird and stupid.
867299
I really want to like this show but i cant because of how stupid the characters act. From letting the kids wander around in a unsecured area, not replacing their cars and motorhome with new and reliable models since every car they come across is going to be for the taking and worst of all most of them are not even armed when outside vehicles.

The writing staff needs to be fed to the zombies.
2670336
If you can manage to think of it as a cartoon.. or a comic book, then maybe it might be ok. But Jesus! This show is terrible! I can't seem to use enough exclamation marks to emphasize that! The first couple of episodes were sort of promising, but then the bad guys' IQs dropped to the level of rocks and it all went down hill from there. I stopped watching at the point where Jack Bauer infiltrates the villain's stronghold by kicking one guy's ass and making him drive into the facility. This is where I wanted to throw something at the television: Jack hid under a blanket in the back seat of a car with no tinted windows! I mean he literally just threw a blanket over himself and threatened the guy driving not to expose him. The bad guy guarding the gate questioned the driver about his beat up face and the driver mumbled something. The gate guy inspected the car (clear windows. no tint) as he was talking to the driver and he never said something like "dude, what's that human-shaped thing under the blanket? Are you trying to smuggle someone inside? Because I can totally see a person hiding under the blanket..." Also, Jack was completely covered by a blanket, the driver could have just signaled the heavily armed gate guard that someone was in the back, jumped out of the car and Jack Bauer should've been toast! But No! The bad guy at the gate didn't notice the obvious human-shaped lump in the back seat and the driver never tipped off the gate guard? Why? Because the storyline called for it.. I guess. That was the icing on the cake for me. I mean Jack Bauer had escaped a police pursuit, the feds and assassins prior to that, but man, oh man... that infiltration scene just completely turned me off. Jack Bauer should be dead goddamnit!
1060739
Personally, I don't understand why this show is so appealing. Who wants to see some dumb, bitchy, overindulged kid get everthing they for an insignificant birthday with no reprocussions. They could at least show a party gone bad or a parent snapping back at the kids. I guess that this is one of MTV's latest attempts to turn America's youth into stupid spoiled whores. If you find bitchy and often times slutty children entertaining or if you are an aspiring stupid spoiled whore, waste your money on this dvd.
1579509
Stupid waist of time. Dumb liberal ideas pushed with a cast of ugly girl with out talent. Show makes no sense.
3362064
This is crazy. In every possible meaning of the word. I mean nothing about this PPV makes sense. It's the kind of movie that they would show to Malcolm McDowell in Clockwork Orange to break his mind. The King of the Road match between Dustin Rhodes & The Blacktop Bully was straight out boring. The Martial Arts Match between Meng & Jim Duggan was dumb as poo and the same goes for the boxer vs wrestler match between Arn Anderson & Johnny B.Badd. The ending of the Randy Savage-Avalanche match where a Rick Flair in DRAGS(No I'm not kidding) interferes was one of the dumbest endings I ever seen and I saw every match with Doink The Clown in them. The Sting-Big Bubba Rogers match was third rate at "best". The Hulk Hogan-Vader Strap match was one of the most cartoony and dumbest matches I ever laid eyes on and I especially hate the part where Hogan drags Rick Flair instead of Vader with the strap to all 4 turnbuckles and still wins. That's just STUPID!!!! The Falls Count Anywhere tag team match between The Nasty Boys & Harlem Heat was sloppy & stupid too. This make WWE's Wrestlemania 9 a good event by comparison. I give this trash-heap a 0 out of 10.