As soon as i took it out of the package ...
596857
As soon as i took it out of the package i could tell this band is made with highest level of quality . I'm sure this will last a long time!
1838248
The fabric was coming off the fan as soon as I pulled it out of the package. Too cheap to try to hassle with a return.
4817507
As soon as I opened the box, I knew something was amiss...

But I pressed on and took all the pieces out of the box, spilled the washers, wing nuts, screws, foam padding, steel and velcro (?) on the table.  I picked up the instructions and ...

Step 1: Take Pieces in hand.
Step 2: Make Stand.

Step 3... ?  No step 2.5 even?

"Alright, Self.  It's ok, You're a smart guy.  Just do what you always do and figure it out!

"So washer, nut... washer... pole... pole extension... ok CRAAA....!  Forgot the nut... now wrong hole... what?!"

I looked at the front of the box and it looked simple enough.  Made a second attempt... fumbled around for 20 minutes...

I was able to put the stand together.  But I never want to take it apart, which is a problem since I'm a mobile DJ and am at a different bar every night.  I am going to take it apart though -- it's going back in the box and back to the store.

I counted 61 pieces (including all the nuts and washers).  Soon I will be counting my money back into my bank account.
4409779
Sadly, when I took it out of its cheap package the bottom piece fell off and was unable to be screwed on, despite numerous attempts. I placed batteries in it to test the lights and nothing happened. I imagine the metal window breaker and the seatbelt cutter work, but the rest of it is broken and unusable. I read other reviews that describe similar experiences. Save yourself the hassle and buy another model.
838133
Never buy this ..... Came falling apart right out of package
2730706
Fell apart as I took it out of the packaging. Put it back together, but there's little suction. Plus it's REALLY loud.
626513
this is so cheap , it reaped just as i took it out of the package. I am returning it.
347569
Received this not even 15 minutes ago and it's destroyed
3791704
Sent it right back as soon as I opened it and it said right on the ball/box, product contains materials known to have caused cancer. Why the f#&@ would this be on the market
3892668
I purchased this item and it came in its original packaging without anything around it protecting it. Once I took it out of its packaging it seemed fine but once I started playing it the record wouldn't even spin. It kept stopping even when I played it at a faster speed. I unplugged it and tried a new outlet and the same thing happened. The record even rubbed against the top of the case. Im extremely disappointed in my purchase!
3507946
I just opened it as i got it as a just in case item. Well I needed it today and find it does not work at all.
350407
The earbud broke off as soon as I took them out of the package.  I didn't even get to try them, it actually broke within 1 minute.  Please do not buy this, I certainly got fooled.
126433
I literally took it out of the package and it cracked. I couldn't even get the plastic off of the protector it cracked so fast!
3555817
way to small, poor quality. I returned it as soon as I opened it.
3040934
It rattled when I took it out of the package. The power jack was lose and kept cutting out. There was a perpetual hum no mater what volume it was at that drove me nuts and ultimately rendered it unusable....when the power jack worked. Basically, it's junk and I ultimately threw it away.
1017897
Fell apart right out of the package. A pain to send it back or I would.
2175613
Soon as I took it out of the package, beads went EVERYWHERE!! I lost at least 15 strands off the side.