... received and within 2 seconds knew I ordered the worst piece of junk alive
597291
Opened the top of the box I received and within 2 seconds knew I ordered the worst piece of junk alive....returned it faster than you can say "Hey Dr Dumsickle, I still itch down there...."  Horrible, cheap, what a crazy thing to even offer for sale, they must be nuts but you won't be nuts by passing on this and not being an idiot like your girl here, ya feel?
357227
After 2 months, directly to the garbage... Bad quality
3268086
This has got to be some kind of Joke.  Upon opening this item, the box had obviously been opened before, and the internal bag inside the box had been opened as well.  YES!!!  What every girl wants, a sex toy from the mail, that she thinks might have been previously used!  Are you flipping kidding me?  To top it off, it looks nothing like the picture. It is  pink and black and the rubbery stuff is discolored.  I did place batteries in it just to see if it worked, and of course it didn't.... Ultra poor quality. This is going straight in the garbage.  If I could rate this negative stars I would.  2 thumbs down.  I will NEVER buy from this seller again and will probably never attempt to buy sex toys online again.  What a horrible experience.
2418461
3 days after making the mistake and ordering one of these I found it in a store for less money. I cancelled my order before it was shipped but the Co. shipped it anyway to collect the S/H fees. I returned the one from the store because it is simply junk. A $10 toy being sold as exercise equipment. Any positive reveiws must be ritten by the Co. personnel. I am still argueing with AMEX over the charges just on the principle and will never buy anything from the Savvier Company again. A rip off !!
4284134
This thing was ordered for a project that I started 2 days ago its junk the button sticks the trigger assembly is poor and bends easily the whole thing is poor poor design and heavy! to bad I let it sit for so long now its a paper weight as the return policy has ended . do your self a favor and DO not CONSIDER this item as it is junk off to harbor freight where I should have gone in the first place save your gift card money for other items stay away from this.
167901
bad quality, picture is not as I got, this is so upsetting getting this horrid junk
4018499
Stopped working literally within two minutes of using it for the first time, it also smells DISGUSTING when turned on. Smelled like burning plastic.
1763375
Ordered on the 2nd of July and received on the 18th...invoice showed shipping date was the 10th..ridiculous in this day and age!  Pump hose threads and threads in pump body worthless....hose bottomed out against body with no turning....turned upside down and hose just free-fell to the ground...junk!
4253221
So I was super excited and received this the next day. To my dismay this is a piece of garbage. Audio cuts out. One deck is louder than the other and yes I checked all gains and knobs. Cant even get it to recognize iTunes. Junk don't buy returning Tuesday.
4722785
I imagine I could have got one out the junk yard for around the same price if not cheaper just too much snow to deal with right now so I figured Id order this part....first off quick shipping was the only good thing. Part came in chrome and not black like the title says... the plastic is so weak not even close to OEM strength...first time using it I thought the handle was going to snap like the original one did...except OEM lasted for 17 years....  I'll be at the junk yard in a couple months if not sooner lookin for a OEM handle....oh well you get what you pay for...honestly if you have the option just go get a used OEM one from junk yard...the aftermarket quality on these is pathetic.  *****UPDATE**** This P.O.S. didn't even last a month...i went to open my door this morning and the handle completely snapped off....DO NOT BUY THIS CRAP GO TO A JUNK YARD!
1146152
Do yourself a huge favor and DO NOT ORDER THIS!! The box was torn up and barely held together with tons of packaging tape. Inside, the styrofoam packing shredded into little pieces. The spark cover was completely collapsed and the bowl of the fire pit was severely scratched and caved in. So frustrating and incredibly disappointing. I'd seen the other reviews and thought maybe the issue was fixed...stupid me. Now I have to figure out how to send back this 55-lb mess in a 3ft x 3ft box that is about 75% packing tape at this point. When I issued the return it asked if I wanted a replacement, um with the odds this item seems to have - no thanks! I drove to Home Depot and was able to pick up something that didn't look like it had been run over by a semi-truck.
823715
This thing is a total piece of junk. It worked for two days and then died. Not only that but the seller is offering $10 for 5 star reviews to cover up how lousy this product really is. Stay far away!!!
2767827
The item I received was either old or reconditioned.  It worked for approximately 10 minutes.  I switched it off, and went home.  Same night, I turned it on to try it out again, and it did not function at all.  I'm not a happy customer, but I guess I got what I paid for... cheap/old junk.  Don't bother, spend more money and get something that'll probably work for more than 10 minutes.  Avoid this.
2025281
If I could give this item less than a star I would. This is ridiculous! This was complete nonsense:

1. It was at least half the size it should have been.
2. It's no way close to the quality as depicted.  It's as thin as a  hair strand.
3. And worst, it was ordered on Dec 20 2016 and I only received it January 22nd. I am so disappointed... it was intended to be a gift and now it just deserves to go in the garbage!
2343831
I should have known that you get what you pay for in all respects. It could possibly be a usable item at best, IF someone would have taken the time to package it correctly. You would think anyone would know that you can not ship a flimsy plastic item that is two feet long by the USPS in two padded envelopes taped together and expect it to arrive in working order. An organization that loses millions of dollars daily can not be expected to handle anything breakable, especially if it is not marked fragile! It will probably cost more to return this thing than it is worth, but perhaps I can spare someone else the trouble buy not buying it in the first place. I should have ordered it direct from China, at least I would understand the packaging and condition.

I must add that customer service acted promptly and without question!
3322740
I rarely leave negative reviews, but I really felt the need to share my feedback to temper some of the comments here.  I am just livid!  This costume arrived and it was the cheapest, ugliest, most poorly made article I've ever seen.  Never in my life have I been so shocked and disappointed by anything that I have ordered on line.  The "molded" parts are creased, scarred, missing stitches, and the painted parts look as though they were done, literally by a 5 year old working quickly with a sharpie. The mask is ill-fitting and a hazard because it's so difficult for anyone, especially a child to see through. I am embarrassed that my son is wearing this heinous thing in his Halloween parade tomorrow but unfortunately, I waited too late and we didn't have time to replace it.  He seems to mind less than I do, but honestly, I will never order from this manufacturer or vendor again.
4122064
After receipt, we plugged it in and waited the three minutes. As soon as we switched on the LED lights, there was a loud pop where the LED lights had blown up inside the unit.
A few seconds later, there was burning electrical smell, and the switch that operates the lights had flung out of the mop.
I quickly unplugged the garbage, only to see the chinese trash emit a huge high voltage short blowing the breakers.
Do not buy this if you value your family and your life... you've been warned.