The evil of my evil is my friend...
595348
I am thoroughly impressed with this novel. The dark nature of the fantasy, the moments that tugged at my heart, the way I truly grew to adore this Necromancer and his apprentice.

Graeme Ing has penned a story that could and should rival fantasy classics. Necromancer can stand the test of time, deservedly so. I can't wait to see what else Ing has penned so I can sink my reading teeth into it.
584570
My friend told me about her and I can tell you. It is wonderful' I am typing right now because of her. Hey' no more pick and peck for this brother.
870945
What more  can I say than it reminds/warns  my cheerful,  chirping,  early bird friends gobbling down their worms?

Sadly, warnings notwithstanding,  they STILL keep trying to entice me with their miserable morning cheerfulness
3435102
I can finally rock my pirate friendly faith when I'm driving! Being an ordained pastar of the Church of the FSM, I am proud to be able to advertise to my peers that I believe! Remember: he boiled for our sins, so it's the least we can do to give tribute to him!
2043475
I was in a local store they had this little dog on clearance. It looks a lot like my best childhood friend her name was candy. I really miss her.but this reminds me of how happy she is looking out for me and My new best friend. There will never be another real dog like her but this atleast looks very close.
3583253
This book is great, it helps you to know your  enemy!
4933750
My best friend was giving me a hard time about my bejeweled bag that I carry so I purchased this one for her.........SHE'S BEEN CARRYING IT EVERY DAY.
4399787
I was guilted into buying this book because the author is my "friend" and "colleague". Someday I'm going to read it, I swear!!! I'm giving it five stars because I'm expecting it to be an awesome read!
1251021
As stupid as it may sound, I'm starting to feel once you accept no is a friend you become unstoppable.
1829125
A great way to pit friend against friend! So much fun! Can't wait to get more for my collection!
1207090
I have been struggling with problems I am having with a friend of fifty years standing and did not have any strategies to address our issues. This book helped me recognise the possible reasons for the problems and how to address them. Letting go of such an old and valued friendship is a grief I have been postponing but your book has helped me realize that sometimes it's no one's fault, but can just be a diverging of paths, be it emotionally, spiritually,geographically or whatever, that causes the rift. I love my friend and always will but perhaps the time has come for us to set each other free to evolve in the way that is best for each of us. Thank you for helping me see that.
33338
An action packed story of friendship and redemption, I'm looking forward to the next book.
664925
Your greatest enemy tends to be your greatest friend and vice versa. Trust, hierarchy and humility. Different times call for different alliances
4595567
This book is taking me by surprise every time I pick it up. Today, when I read "Call Me Useless," I cried. Not from self-condemnation or pity, really; just because it felt good to be known (and encouraged) by someone who doesn't actually know me. Having recently moved 750 miles from everything and everyone familiar to me, and struggling to find my place here, this book has become a friend. I can't wait to share it with special friends back home and new friends here.
489780
I look forward to having my own copy of this, I have enjoyed my friend"s copy.
828715
This product has fulfilled it's purpose of sitting on my shelf as a decorative object. However, when I sleep at night I cannot help but cower in fear at the sight of Lady Palutena's unrelenting gaze. Filled with malice it pierces into my soul, never breaking focus. Sometimes I wonder when Her Holiness will soar across my abode and put and end to my unworthy life.

Due to the angst I now endure, I shall bestow this product 3 golden stars.
540213
am writing this review of Haribo Gummy Bears as a form of closure, from the psychological and physical extremes these candies have caused me....
It all began innocently enough on a fateful day in June when I discovered this wonderful deal on amazon. I happily clicked away upon my mouse and keyboard as I surfed my way towards 5 pounds of sugar free goodness. The next few days were filled with as much anticipation as it was filled with an unfiltered sense of happiness. You can imagine the day I saw the package on my porch, a series of high pitched wood hatch like happy noises escaped my mouth as my heart raced with pure joy....I tore into the package with a ravenousness rarely seen outside of the wilds of the African Sarenghetti.... Like a kid on Christmas morning! I spent the entire day bathing my taste buds in gooey goodness that is the haribo gummy bear.... Then as I slept soundly that night, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse... When out of the depths of the 7th ring of hell rose such a guttural roar of evil, causing me to shoot straight up out of bed... I was disoriented ... Hallucinating.... I was led from my bed chambers by a midget sized giraffe named Raymond..... Though Raymond was pleasant enough I was terrified from the demonic bellows escaping from somewhere near by.... Raymond and I entered to land of a thousand toilets.... He skipped away whistling a tune of repression and sadness.... As my body seemed to float towards a giant golden toilet..... I was watching myself through the toilet water in my bathroom of my home, as I starred on with a mixture of confusion, pain and terror... My body gave birth to a mass of evil resembling something from the depths of the Everglades swamps in Florida... My body wretched about like a stripper on bath salts.... I let out screams that would make a mountain lion cringe... The smell was that of a thousand rotting plates of Indian food.... Tears flew from my eyes... Sweat soaked my exhausted body.... I awoke the next morning lying next to my toilet surrounded by homeland security... As I write this review I ponder why I clicked away on amazon that day... Now spending the rest of my life in maximum security for release of a WMD on American soil.....