This shapewear just ate my stomach for breakfast
582294
I love this shapewear, very comfortable and not too hard to get into. Perfect bodily fluid escape hatch. I only hate the straps, they keep coming unhooked but maybe that can be solved by loosening them. I would say I wear a 2x-3x and bought a 2x with a comfortable hold.
1207418
I had just put one of these brownies in my mouth and started chewing when my body exploded with diabeetus - I will be returning these brownies.
3726523
This was no smooth move.  Did it get me moving?  You bet,  but the stomach cramps were terrible as were the dry heaves that happened at the same time.  I am throwing the rest of the box away.
1566096
I purchased these to replace one of my favorite pairs of shoes that were becoming scraggly-looking.  I thought since the TEVA brand is so popular that they would be perfect; however not only do these run somewhat small, I also think there is something wrong with the design..  The first day I had them, I wore them to work - by noon my hips and legs were SCREAMING and hurt SOOOOOO bad that I was downing the maximum number of Ibuprofen I could every four hours.  It took me about 3 days before I was right again.  I have already given the shoes away.  They were just not for me - and although I liked the look - there is definitely something wrong with the design to hurt me that badly.  There is no other reason I can think of (and yes, I wear wedge-style shoes all the time).
4573297
I usually take a 2x so based on some reviews I ordered a 3X just to be safe.  While I was able to zip it up (due to the spandex) it showed every lump and bump.  I looked like ten pounds of sausage in a five-pound casing.  I'm so disappointed. I REALLY wanted this skirt.  I ended up giving it to a friend who wears about a 16-18W and it fits her perfectly, but I'm so jealous.  Be aware that this runs really small and you should size up (unfortunately there's no where up for me to go with it) or be one of those people who doesn't mind showing every curve.
1062528
When I bought this shirt, I was a sexy, curvaceous female. I was very feminine, the kind of girl who loved ruffles, pink high heels and collected Precious Moments statues. I thought it would be fun to wear this cute tee. A bad mistake. First, I noticed dark, thick hair sprouting on my chin. I went to my beauty shop but there wasn't enough wax in the world to keep this beard from crawling over my face. My biceps started bulging like miniature mountain wolves themselves. I found I needed to go to the bathroom standing up, rather awkward in the corporate ladies room because I kept leaving the seat up. Then, I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams of wolves howling at the moon and found myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous MAN. But not just any man, a testosterone-drenched sex symbol stalked by hungry, sex-crazed hussies. Since deep in my psyche I'm still a heterosexual female, this sickens me. Take your shirt back! Return my estrogen to me!
2517925
Shrunk after the first wash, it's now a belly shirt and I can't wear it, I wish I could return it
131606
I got these because I had to take a second retail job since my full time job doesn't exactly pay the bills. The place I'm working requires us to "dress up" and only allows us to wear certain colors. I wanted something that would be easy to change into and hopefully be comfortable enough to where it almost felt like yoga pants. My weight fluctuates quite often so I was also hoping that since they had a pull on waist they would fit perfectly regardless of if I was having a fat or thin day. I was totally wrong. The waist was tight and awkward and actually cut into my stomach more than my regular zip up and button pants. The material was also pretty stiff (at least it felt that way to me). Needless to say, they were immediately returned and I'm still on a quest to find a nice pant that fits me like loungewear.
1923225
I used to have a different microwave egg poacher that I really liked; I thought it was a really quick and easy way to get some protein in for breakfast in the morning. Well, I haven't been able to find that one since I moved, so I bought this one from a store (not here on Amazon).

I read the directions and followed them exactly, but each and every time, eggs exploded all over my microwave. Who has time to clean egg bits off of every service of the microwave in the AM when the goal is to get breakfast made and get out the door as quickly as possible?

I found my original style one, I believe it's made by Nordic Ware, at a different store. I've used it every day this morning with nary an exploded egg, just perfectly done in 1 minute or less every time. Maybe it's the design of the Progressive one that didn't work out for me. Either way, my advice is to spare yourself the money, time, and wasted eggs and get the Nordic Ware one instead.
1997430
I guess the one thing I like about this bra is the shape it gives me. Even though I'm a 32G, sometimes I want a bra that makes me look even bigger and gives me some kind of a shape... and this does just that. I don't know how to describe the shape, I just know that I like it and it makes my chest look great. A little unnatural, but I like that. HOWEVER, it's probably the most uncomfortable bra I've ever owned. The cups dig into my armpits and after about an hour of wearing it, I want to take it off. The wire also digs into my ribs like no other. I also get uniboob pretty bad due to the shaping of the bra. Especially since I paid $50 for it, I wouldn't buy it again.
1730757
I've been wearing body shapers for years.  The Spanx and Lipo in a Box are OK, but too jiggly in the bust.  I hoped I'd get a firmer control at a lower price with this.  Yikes.  My breasts looked like they were being served up on the half shell.  The extra firm control means the mid torso area has several layers of fabric, unbreathing, hot as hell.  This thing offered not nearly enough slimming to justify all that fabric. Finally, I needed a pit crew to help get the thing pulled on and up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but did I look better in my clothes????  Not any better than the Spanx.  This item got filed under "R" for "RETURN."
4698947
I was really looking forward to this classy looking, but comfy top. When it initially arrived and I put it on, it fit great, was soft and comfy, and highlighted my upper chest and was loose around the middle - just as the picture of the model shows. It fit EXACTLY as shown.

But then I washed it. Once. Following directions.

And it is now a midriff top with a baggy collar and hangs off me with little to no shape. I can't even wear it now - it's indecent if I lean forward and rides up too high on my waist for me to be comfortable.
So disappointed. Don't waste your money.
3887180
I have a large stomach but this one is shaped weird and makes it look baggy in the front even with my fat rear. Its Badly shaped.
2978234
It is day 1, i have ordered a 6 pack of this funny looking cereal that has such high praise.
I tried it this morning and laugh at the rumors. this would no way replace my faithful honey nut cheerios.
The others must have been weak and fell pray to this little box of cereal.
I'm sure this will be in the back of my pantry and forgotten in no time.
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It's day 8, i have emptied my last crumb of this mystical, strawberry box.
Its not until now that i find myself wondering, "where did all the other 5 boxes go?"
Now i think about my mornings of unsatisfied strawberry flavors and i wonder if i am going to starve . . . until lunch.
Days will go by and i will be sitting here mourning from my unfulfilled, unsatisfied stomach.

It is day 9, i fear my thoughts from my last entry are coming to life.
The day comes slow of dreadfully, my old cereal has become unfaithful to me and haunts me for making it the underling to another.
I will try to continue on my days of suffering but i fear by next morning i fear i will no longer have to energy to write.

It is day 10, now i pray that i have the energy to continue this passage as i crawled my way out of bed.
Before i leave this world i want to give my last words,"Buy this cere........."
2497338
I have no idea why there are so many small things inside it. It's awful. I want to return it but I already washed it so I couldn't. I have to stick all 6 underwears before I wear it. And it really makes me feel sad because I thought this underwear is nice.
1212249
This is one of the worst corsets I have seen so far...It is designed to ruin your own shape entirely. You put this on and you look totally ugly. I mean it..I have a 24 inch waist and 36 hips and I don't know where this corset is supposed to fit me...The item itself has no curve, yet it has boning, so  it cannot properly hug your waist or accommodate around your upper hips. This corset is going to give you a much wider waist, a thicker torso, and in general a very weird appearance... It is definitely not going to give you an hourglass shape. It is not going to accommodate to your existing  hourglass shape either. It is just a poorly made item which will look good only on the picture.. Do not waste your money on this item...More over, when shopping for corset, look for 2-4 sizes SMALLER than your actual waist. Even with this in mind, this corset will not suit to a large size woman because like I already said, this item provides no shape at all.. Do not waste your money...I kept it because I didn't want to pay for shipping to return it. And I also hoped to fix it at my local tailor shop.. Now I can see it was a mistake...I actually want my money back..
3454233
My boyfriend is a big fan of bertolli. Mostly the ready frozen mixes. I love making pastas and a local store near me does a vegetarian lasagna with vodka sauce and it's outstanding so I thought I'd give this a try. I bought some  frozen cheese tortellini that I cooked up and once drained added in this bertolli. When I described what it tasted like to my boyfriend he agreed wit me. Imagine going out all night getting extremely wasted on nothing but vodka. Then eating pizza after. Then it all coming back up violently with loads of stomach acid. That is what it tasted like. I tried adding in half a cup of parmesan and some Italian seasoning to see if it would help and no. So I added in a tablespoon of some plain Greek yogurt in hopes the vomit acid flavor would mellow out and be creamer. Nope so i added in 2 more table spoons of Greek yogurt, more Italian seasoning and two table spoons of chicken bouillon and a table spoons of garlic powder and...a cup and a half of parmesan....nope. still nasty stomach acid vodka taste. A little lighter but no better. It killed me to have to waste the cheese tortellini with that. It all went into the trash. What sucks is i didn't keep the receipt from the store that I bought two of these from, cause now I have one sitting in my pantry. I wouldn't even donate it to the food bank. I'm not going to pass that on to some poor soul to eat. Maybe leave it on the door step of an old person I dislike maybe. Even 3 hours later the flavor is still haunting me. Now don't get me wrong I love vodka. Vodka is my number 1 and I've had vodka sauce pasta else where so I thought bertolli would outdo the one I liked. Sadly no. It was disturbing. Guess if you like kissing someone who has recently vomited vodka and tomato sauce then you will love this stuff.