it felt like I was eating cardboard
582015
This was not what I was expecting, it felt like I was eating cardboard. I tried to make it work but the texture is so weird and it just doesn't taste good.
2939486
Feels like sawdust in my mouth and doesn't taste anything like mashed potatoes.  I will not purchase this product again.
1628306
What happened here? I can't sleep with the feeling of the little fabric balls all over. ?? Horrible!
739612
I bought two 5lb bags at 50% off from Amazon.  When they arrived, I ate about three handfuls before stopping - the sugary taste gets to be a bit much.

That night, lying in bed, I felt a cramp in my gut, followed by actual, audible rumbling.

I made it to the toilet with seconds to spare.

Since then, I eat these sparingly, but any intake at all results in a ... "loosening" ... shall we say.

BTW, this review is for the "with sugar" gummy bears.  I can't imagine what the sugar-free ones are like.
4390849
The consistency was good, but the taste wasn't there.  The mouth feel is really good, but it tasted artificial, and it just didn't taste like gravy.  My husband didn't mind it, but I was disappointed.  I have heard raves about it, so I decided to give it a try.  It came in a four pack, and I'm not sure if I will ever use it again.  I have been gluten free for about ten years, so I know that very few things taste like the things I used to be able to eat.  Even allowing for that, this was just way off. If they can get more taste in it, it would be an improvement.  I will not buy this again.
643615
After using listerine total plus whitening a couple times, I started feeling a numbing sensation. I thought it was just doing its job. The last time I used it, it burned like you would expect but I tried to swoosh as long as I could. Maybe after 30 sec the pain was escruciating! My eyes were tearing up, and I had to rinse with very cold water. Before I knew it, my lips and my cheeks began to swell. This is day 3, and all I can eat is frozen yogurt (no chunks) and popsicles. I am still swollen, and the inside of my mouth is in pain kind of like the way canker sores feel. My gums are still inflamed. I will give it a couple more days to heal before I decide to go see a doctor. I have decided to call the company which is part of Johnson n Johnson. If you read other reviews, apparently this has happened to other people. I don't know how this is FDA approved.
4311160
Have you ever got a handful of chips and stuffed them in your mouth? Well this is exactly how eating one of these felt. They were crunchy and in a very uncomfortable way, I was honestly worried that it was going to get my gf and I sick. Very sour as well, not the good kind of sour either. Overall the only good thing that came out of this was a good laugh between my gf and I watching each other almost throw up. 0/5, won't purchase this ever again!
2193985
Gross. Felt like I was eating cartilage! I'm low carbing and was looking for a noodle option for thai soups. YUCK! You can't make these softer by cooking them, they snap like cartilage. Nice pleasant. Threw them away!
2482994
This was one of the nastiest, most cardboard like breakfast bar I've ever bit into.  I took two bites (giving it a fair chance) and was ready to throw it out, but was afraid that I'd hit someone and it would knock them out.  I wouldn't suggest this to anyone under any circumstance.
807530
You know when something simultaneously grosses you out but attracts you? That's what this does. Every time. Edible, for sure, but the texture makes me think I'm eating rubber bands.
2373329
Ioved the information about pharmaceuticals, but the diet is almost impossible. Eating expensive meats and butters, all day everyday is not do able for me. And just eating eggs, and meat for a few days made me feel bloated, constipated, heavy, and altogether just gross with low energy and low vibration. It felt like a huge step backward.
1013626
This is not an Amazon Verified Purchase because my mom bought a big pack at Costco.

These bars only make me toot a whole bunch, both silently and out loud. One day I had two for breakfast and I was bloated and uncomfortable all day. I had to suppress my toots, and of course when I had to let some out because it was too hard to hold in, a co-worker would stop by my desk. After work, I had a super feeble rock climbing session because I was so gassy.

If they actually did what they were supposed to do, it may have been worth it. However, I was still constipated. The taste is terribly addicting, so I would still eat them even though I knew the consequences to come. I tested it out for a week and the toots, bloating, and discomfort never went away.

I'm going to tell my mom to not get these in bulk anymore and refrain from donating these to a local homeless feed ministry.
1248298
My review title is my honest assessment of what this feels like. You know when you leave butter out of the fridge and it gets warm and soft? That's about the consistency of this goop. And yet it has a weird stringyness like it has glue in it. It smells like cold cream to me, which was not a good thing. Worst of all, it felt terrible in my hair. At first it was sticky and didn't blend in easily, and it made my hands sticky so I had to wash them. When it dried it made my hair crunchy. After I worked my fingers through it to get the crunchyness out, it felt greasy like I hadn't washed my hair in ages. I guess it just doesn't work with my hair type.

I like other American Crew products, but for my purposes this is the worst hair product I've ever tried. I got it in a pack of two, and I'm literally planning to throw them both in the trash if my wife doesn't want them.
4275662
I bought this, not because I sneak around on the computer, but because a varmint problem has recently cropped up in our home. Let me put it like this: a few weeks ago, I got up at 3am with a real hankerin for a bowl of cereal. I grabbed a box of rice krispies and made a bowl. The lights were out. I was eating them by moonlight. Suddenly I began to notice that while most of the bowl was a krispy rice flavor and texture, some of it was more of a gritty, hard, inflexible texture with kind of a farty taste. I flipped the lights on in a hasty manner and spat my food into a napkin. Just as I suspected: mouse droppings.
When I was finished cursing and yelling and smashing some dishes (Corelle Ware DOES break, by the way), my wife woke up and told me to cut the crap or I'd be sleeping at the curb (she doesn't bother with the couch. It's straight-out-the-door you go).
I bought some mouse traps, but these mice are extremely tricky. EXAMPLE: I was showering a few nights ago. I heard a loud squeeeak!!! I shut off the water, toweled off, peeked out of the curtain - it was GONE. ANOTHER EXAMPLE: I was sleeping, sound asleep. I felt something on my head. It was sitting on my hair. A small paw scratched my ear. I leapt out of the bed, grabbed the bedside lamp, and hit myself with it where I'd felt the mouse sitting just moments before. Nothing. No carcass, no mouse running away. Just me sitting there with my head bleeding. Oh and my wife was screaming at me. ONE MORE EXAMPLE: In my car, driving on the thruway. I felt a mouse climb up my pantleg. I slapped my own leg repeatedly. I pulled over, tore off my pants, whipped them several times against my car hood while being honked and sworn at by many insensitive drivers. I peered into the pants. No mouse! Bottom line, these mice are extremely difficult to catch.
I figured what I need to do is find a way to watch them without them knowing I'm watching them. So here's what I did. I took the rearview mirror here, and attached it to my left shoulder with a bent wire. I wrap some fabric around it loosely so it looks like part of my shirt. I wear it all over the house. It allows me to see behind my own back and catch any mice that may be watching me, or attempting to attack me, or who may be wanting to thwart me in any way, as I make my way through my home. So far, I have not seen any mice, but I did catch my mailman peeking into my kitchen window. ???
I will update this review when I have caught the mice and made an example of them for any mice who may be watching. They say that for every mouse you find, there are 30 more who are hiding, mating, or being born in your home. I will keep vigil with my new mirror and report back as soon as possible. Thank you.
1421043
I only ate one bite and couldn't stomach more. Smells like cheap vanilla powder, texture is a mix between cardboard , shredded duct tape and sticks to teeth like tar.  huge disappointment
1515175
Returned for credit. Felt like I was sleeping on a log instead of a pillow
1992243
This is the most tasteless dried fruit I have ever encountered.  It's like cardboard.  I wish I could return it.  My husband felt the same way.  Awful!