There is no turtle. None. What on earth happened?
583411
There's something funny going on when your main soup ingredient is listed almost dead last on the list, right before caramel color. Three lumps of textured vegetable protein, no bigger than a fly... they're saying this is turtle? Are they using the water from a snapper's territory to make the broth? Looks like the supply of turtle meat has dried up.

This soup is for all intents and purposes vegetarian, but with almost no protein. It's still somewhat tasty but without meat you're just having a bowl of gravy for lunch.
3975711
There is no plot... at all.  I kept reading this, thinking I was missing something, thinking the plot would thicken, and just as the characters gained some purpose, the book ended... I still don't get it.
1038478
Batman with TMNT? that doesn't make any sense. TMNT exist thanks to DD...
3483906
There were no bulbs. Whatever was in the wet mud looked like onion peel.
There wasn't anything to take a picture of.
3178683
I don't know what everyone is talking about. There are no princesses; this is NOT an animated adventure; and I never heard "Let it Go".  Not once.
4910322
i don't know, am I missing something?  GRAPES of wrath?  I am an avid wine-drinker and I figured it would have some vineyards in it or something grape-related.  Nobody drinks wine or eats grapes because there is no  grapes to eat.  Not even raisins.  Just dust.  and when they move to  california - only THE GRAPE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD (! ), they don't go to  any vineyards.  They just sit around with a bunch of other people looking  for jobs.  So I don't understand the grape symbolism.  And some friends of  mine from high school kept talking about a turtle.  Whatever.  Yeah a  turtle shows up for about a page or two - big deal!  Why didn't he call it  Turtle of Wrath!  Back to comic books for me!
4862148
I was enjoying the book, but there wasn't an ending. The story just stopped! So disappointed! Glad it was free. Feeling jilted!
1009267
The book builds and builds and buildsthen goes nowhere. Whats the story with the birds? Never answered. Why bird eating? Nope. I don't need to be spoon fed my storiesbut give me something. Its just sad sack city for the whole boo and then it ends. No upside. No explanation for the why or the what. Just stuff happens. Some people go missing. Why? Where did they go? Noone knows. blech.
3357148
The Dino dig is a fun concept but the kit we got didn't contain any fossils. Total bummer for my boys who spent a good 1 1/2 trying to unearth them. Now any other trip back in town to try and exchange the kit.
1104390
But the story is missing. Hard to answer the question, what happened?  More a chronicle than a story. You will know the characters...but there is no plot in which to invest.
2168250
How does this movie happen? It is impossible.  Skynet shouldnt exist in T3.  The Building and all the research is blown up. The Developer blows up. The chip and the arm and the 2nd Terminator are melted.

T3 is all a dream.....
323596
I was disappointed and returned this product because the description made me assume it was all 4 turtles which is what I wanted. And for $15.00 I was expecting all 4. They can be purchased in the stores for $5.95 each so why is this being sold for so much? Turns out you get 1 random turtle.... Not what I wanted at all.
3643926
Dear Bob Barner,

I'm an 8-year-old who found a mistake in your book.  You said how the dinosaurs died.  No one knows that answer.  Here is what you said, "Dinosaurs became extinct because climate changes made it hard for them to find enough food."

Were you there 65 million years ago?  How can you speak with such authority?  I liked your book but I found a little mistake, that's all.  So I couldn't give it 5 stars because of that.

Thank you,

From Ryan

My mom typed this for me.
1982553
There is no squirrels insight after this puppy arrive. live in middle in nowhere and rabbits , squirrels would eat our plants but no more.  mom  killed a crow. I told her who is going to eat all the animals you kill? I think she stopped or else Ill be on her case.
2779747
Started out wonderful.  Now I cannot see where the vehicle has been or where it started.  The dates the vehicle did not move are mixed in with the dates it did.  There is no report even though there is movement.  I am confused.  Called the cloud people no response
1863756
As seen in the season 3 finale, the Triceratons successfully destroy the Earth with The Heart of Darkness (the Black Hole Generator), and the Shredder's boundless and selfish lust for revenge certainly didn't help. Every human on the planet was eradicated, the Turtle's allies were defeated, and Master Splinter is ...gone. But, thanks to the help of Professor Zayton Honeycutt (a.k.a. The Fugitoid), the Turtles, April O'Neil and Casey Jones are teleported back in time 6 months prior to the Earth's destruction and travel throughout the galaxy to retrieve the 3 fragments of the generator and destroy them once and for all! And along the way, they encounter new enemies, such as the disgustingly sinister, Lord Dregg, the magical, yet totally wacky, Wyrm, the Jaws of outer space, Armaggon, and the entire Triceraton Empire! But they also encounter some new allies such as Sal Commander & Mona Lisa, the ancient Aeons, the Daagon, the Utrom Council and even their 1980s counterparts! The Turtles have one last chance to save the planet and us all from destruction, will they succeed? Let us hope so...
1875816
Oh my goodness, what ever happened to the screen writing and maybe even the directing. This is a fur cry from "My Name is Nobody". Of seen a few of Terrence Hills movies and this one has to smell like a spiton. Was his voice dubbed in? Didn't even sound like him.