Complete and utter garbage
584208
This stuff is absolutely HILARIOUS!

Omg, where do I START?

First of all, it sounds like his drum machine is either 4,000 years old, or is built into one of those little casio keyboards that you buy at Costco. Seriously man, those are the WORST sounding FM drums I have heard since the first TIFFANY album in 1984.

I was originally intrigued by some of the atmospheres created by the 'horror' concepts until I read the lyrics. I will never forget how I just could not stop LAUGHING when I read the lyrics to 'Spider Inside the Closet':

Is he affraid of the dark?

Ha ha ha, we'll make him affraid

Is there a way out?

Ha ha ha, not in this closet

Should we let him go?

No! not in my lifetime

Not in my lifetime? This is supposed to be a horrifying conversation between the spider and the walls? NOT IN MY LIFETIME? I couldn't stop laughing. I thought I was going to piss myself.

As I read on, I found more and more examples of the incredible lyrical ineptitudes of Mr. Storm. His concepts are possibly interesting, but completely sophmoric. It is hard for me to assume his age due to his 'spooky' secret persona, but based on the quality of his lyrics I would have to say he is no more than a junior in high school.

The guitar work is fair, and lends itself to some of the better work of the genre. He is no slouch in terms of playing your basic predictable thrash riffs and he does have an affinity for playing disjunct solos that have some very interesting flavors to them. However, it is very hard to listen to on whole as it sounds as if the entire thing was recorded in his bedroom with an old 4 track tape recorder.

The vocals of Mr. Storm aren impossibly annoying. All of the melodies are sung in flasetto that gives the impression that he has not yet undergone puberty. The tiny 10 year olds voice makes it nearly impossible to discern any of the lyrics, and very much takes away from the attempt at atmosphere as opposed to embellishing it.

When I saw very badly designed rubber mask and the entire stage persona of Mr. Storm, I realized that this music would appeal to the same people that found something redeeming in the music and lyrics of early Venom. With ridiculous phrases and a pathetic attempt at being dark and scary, Mr. Storms music will appeal to thousands of the culturally retarded that would probably have thought that Freddy Vs. Jason was a good movie.
2375628
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT HAS ANYTHING BUT 1 STAR!!! The other users must be Microsoft employees. Seriously, Google this. You'll see this is the worst user interface ever made for a computer. There's no logic to it, there's no controlling it. It's utter and absolute garbage and it's a shame Microsoft can release something so terrible and not pay some sort of price for it. 100% lemon.
3610920
Total garbage.  Batteries will not charge.  Do not waste your time or money.
3126801
Complete and utter s***. Never worked for a millisecond, and Logitech never returned my emails. Tried swapping batteries, but to no avail. Upon attempting to find screws to open the keyboard, I discovered there were none and the keyboard does not have clips around the edges either. Will not be recommending wireless Logitech products to anyone, ever.
390225
Totally worthless junkDoes not even tell basics
2265967
Fell apart right out the box, absolute garbage.
85677
This is absolute garbage. After 2 weeks it just says "invalid password". I must have factory reset at least 10 times since owning this. It is the only way to fix the invalid password. 100% sure I typed the password right. Other times it just decides to take a day off and not have internet. Nothing I do fixes it. This is total garbage. I want my money back. Do not waste your time with this glorified piece of trash. I had a positive review for this for about 2 weeks then it all went to hell fast.
2541455
Absolutely worthless product, plus they SPAM nonstop.
1785574
absolute garbage, does not work, worst product I ever purchased anywhere, don't be a dope like me
1726667
What a complete and utter waste of time and money, if I knew before hand I wouldn't have wasted my time. Honestly I'm not sure how these people make such rubbish.
4330142
Complete garbage.  Takes 300 shots to kills someone.  The movement/controls are clunky and ghetto and not optimized for fun gameplay.

This game is going to be forgotten in 6 months.

I can't believe I paid $60 for this trash.
2198061
I wouldn't even give this one star. COMPLETE RIP OFF DO NOT BUY!
3670511
Simply does not work. Absolute garbage. Skip it.
2056432
If I could give this a zero rating, I would.  Let me summarize:

1.  Upon opening the box, I found tiny fibers all over everything.  At first, I thought it was fiberglass, so instead of spreading it all over my son's room, I set the box aside until I could find out for sure.  After a bit of research, it seems to be "unspun polystyrene" - which is all over everything in the box because the styrofoam packaging is the cheapest that money can buy (and in China, that's cheap).  So, allow yourself an extra 30 minutes to vacuum (and then wipe with a damp cloth) as much of this crap off of every single piece of this garbage furniture as you can - because you can incidentally inhale these fibers, and it's not fun.

2.  When wiping the shiny fibers off of all the pieces of the "cabinet", my damp paper towels were also wiping off what seemed to be black ink, paint, or some other manner of filth off of most of the 9 larger pieces of this product.  I'm glad I wiped them down, so this nasty stuff didn't stain my clothes, or worse, end up on my son or his stuff.  Allow yourself another 10 minutes to wipe all of the pieces down with a damp cloth or paper towel to get all of the crud off of them before "construction".

3.  Seven of the 12 pieces of this trashy thing were badly scratched up.  The product description reads, "non-toxic painted finish", but whatever the finish is, it arrived looking like I bought it from a resale shop - not new from Amazon.

4.  The construction on this thing is all done by hand - your hand.  So, have a screwdriver (both the tool and the alcoholic beverage) handy, as well as a second person to help hold these wads of debris together (because the included dowels are a worse fit than Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football's broadcast team - I know, I'm reaching now).  Screwing on the two cardboard/pressboard backing pieces will also require a blessing from the pope to NOT split the "manufactured wood product" or otherwise damage your (likely) already damaged wood-like cabinet thing.

5.  The notion that you can fasten this to a wall is novel, the inclosed hardware for doing so is a formality.  Get a cheap furniture strap elsewhere if you feel you really need to.  Honestly, I'd be more worried about this heap of rubble simply falling apart if my son climbs on it, not it falling over on him.

6.  The idea that the list price is $148.65 on this thing is a complete fabrication - it has to be.  I don't know how anyone with an ounce of knowledge of how supply & demand works could even suggest that this is worth half that price.  To have paid over $80 for this makes me feel stupid and gullible.  If I had a chance to see this pile of litter before buying, and had to guess the cost, I would have said "no more than $25.00" and meant it.  I will NEVER buy another product from RiverRidge - and I'll be blogging about it, with the hope that any parent who thinks about buying their garbage, looks elsewhere.  Go ahead, try to find River Ridge Kids online.  They don't want to be found, because they know why you're looking for them.
1806188
Complete garbage. The worked for a while now they turn themselves on. I come home to find them flickering. Batteries exhausted. I tried everything, different channels, new batteries everywhere. Now they are in the trash bin contributing to our landfill.
1900654
I received this item as a Christmas present and it is a complete waste of time. Installation was a nightmare on both Windows 7 and Vista. Could not load the software or drivers correctly. No driver or download support from the manufacturer. During my search I found many postings looking for the same support I was in search of. After 4 attempts on each computer it finally would recognize the hardware only to lock up after every save of scanned images. The scan quality is only fair and the images are hot with washed out areas generally faces. I have yet to scan more than 6 slides without a lockup and at times rescans to save the images. The frustration is not worth the effort. Save your money, shop around and steer clear of this product.
2471733
I got this piece of utter garbage as a gift. It worked for a few days, I put it away and took no photos for a few months. Trying to use it again was useless. Batteries would not charge and no other batteries would activate the lousy "camera." After futile efforts for a resolution with Canon ( where one phone contact person said "Yeah, it is a piece of utter garbage" -- I used his words above), it now sits shiny and new under the kitchen sink. I spoke with a fellow in a Best Buy who also had the same camera and the same problem. He was angry...ANGRY, saying "I hope anyone associated with Canon gets cancer and dies." As I said, he was angry. I could never say that. The flu or a cold, maybe. Geez!