ATTACK death monkey. (:
593261
Nice looking, soft monkey. I bought it for my grandkids but I'm tempted to keep it for myself.
3903954
This was a purchase for my children. They are younger than I, as you would expect. Being young, the parts of their room which the light cannot reach is filled by their minds with blood thirsty zombies, wombat mutants with razor sharp bullet flingers, and the African Americans Fox News warns us about.

Piercing the darkness with its protective powers comes this mystical monkey. No more will my children call out for me to save them from fear's tyranny at 2am. Gone are the days they cling to me at bedtime, begging me to let them sleep in our bed, at least until tax season is over, and the blood sacrifice to the demonic IRS collective has been fulfilled.

And yes, I have children. Four of them. Why would I lie about something like this? What purpose would this product serve a grown, courageous adult male like myself?
1988423
Ouch!  Fun, but slightly painful when you get attacked during a family dart war!
2389608
The sounds of virtual death and destruction filled our home Christmas morning with the playing of this fine game. Nowhere else can you became an assailant and killer with a wild elephant! LIke your child's favorite bedtime story on a 'roid rage.
2274787
Holy bananas!  I can't believe what I just read...it happened and you will love it.  Can he be stopped!?  Here's a string of random characters to convey my excitement:  hdjeototpypgmvmwuqoqienfmv,dkaoqoeurutjvndlwprpgmvmxkskdjfhhryytwyqiepfplf.fms,anxbzhf
567215
i love that you can play multiplayer.  super fun.  BUBBLE!!!!!  crazy addictive... be prepared to have "the claw" and get no sleep
4510776
Barbarian and monk are too weak in late game.  Waste of time to play!!! You will be end of spending real money to buy gears from auction house.
284569
Play the Dark side from the Dravis point of view and hope you are rid of that Material Defender once and for all. Battle mayhem like you've never played before--NASTY BOTS! Mercenaries loading includes files that really  enhance the already stunning graphics. Contacted Interplay and the second  expansion pack is also about to be released...so much for my degree! Use  the sleek new BLACK PYRO--play on an empty stomach. Forget which way is  up!
3075037
This guy is a bomb in red devo. Drop him out to put that final nail in your opponent's coffin.
735032
This is a great book to get oneself off the mental affliction called religion.  Unfortunately, it seems a vast majority of this speaking monkey species are afflicted with this mental malady.  This book forms part of the shock treatment for the multitude of patients.  We need more books like this to expose not only the stupidity of religions but also the danger they present to the humankind.  I especially liked the Chapter titled "There are no Eastern Solution".  Buddha may have found something of value.  However, (as usual) the charlatans move in and built an edifice called Buddhism (a religion) to loot the masses and have an easy life.  On this note, I will also recommend Michael Parenti's work on Tibetian Buddhism.  If you find this book interesting, you will like Carl Sagan's "Demon-Haunted World."
3714428
You can give these underpowered stun guns to people you don't like so they will be in serious danger should they ever have to rely in it. Imagine the hilarity! Very effective for warding off attacks made by the elderly or infirm, but I can hold it firmly against my chest and discharge it while smiling and whistling "Mary had a Little Lamb". Do NOT use this on or around children or animals however - despite being practically a toy, it is poorly manufactured enough to potentially cause a fire.

Seriously, this product would be at home in a gumball machine or crane game.
2418513
This game is horrible. What kind of twisted person would want to play a game where you stick guns up cute little kittens behinds and use them as silencers? That is just wrong. Not to mention the ability to throw a decapitated head of a cow filled with anthrax, causing people to barf up blood. If your an animal rights activist, or just a normal person, then this game is not for sane people! With it's "over-the-top violence" (which I quote from the box) and extremely twisted plot, this game is a sick, twisted, mental, animal killing bloodbath from the beginning to the end. And don't even get me started with how this game is NOT for kids.... You would have to be seriously messed up in the head to play crap like this.
3659287
VIVA Pi&ntilde;ata!  Best game ever.  I farm the pi&ntilde;ata.  I hit pi&ntilde;ata with shovel. I feed candy to other pi&ntilde;ata.
2538465
I think the pandas are fun to play. Not really tried the monk class. Funnies part was it arrived just the day after my subscription ran out. I like it but it's nothing to swoon over.
3225135
What big fat sweet bear this is.  They should give hints on how best to cut this guy up.  He's a big heavy piece of delicious chewy cherry goodness. I'll probably get diabetes after this.
907858
Free online, this is funny stuff. But pay for it? To answer, I'll use a cute animal reference: "Do not want."
3392430
How could you NOT enjoy a game with Burning Monkeys? Want to know why? ... select the 'Why Burning?' menu option or type 'burn' into the playing window. I really disliked most solitaire card games, but this game got me hooked. Just when you think you can't win, a monkey asks, "What's the time called between stepping on a banana peel and hitting the ground?" ... another answers, "1 bananosecond!" ... got to love it... and the jokes automatically update if you've got an internet connection.