This Guy One Uped Me!
587790
I thought my book was good (#1 best seller in the world), but I have to admit I've got nothing on this Darwin fella. If he's Stephen King, I'm definitely Dean Koontz's little brother, Sean Koontz. Hell, I read my first copy so much it fell apart and my son had to buy it for my on my nook. Why didn't I think of have of these things in this book?!?!?! What a genius. 5 stars!
2125844
Wow.  Didn't even know about this guy till someone pointed me in his direction.  What a voice!  Glad he applied it to some terrific showtunes - even some of my favs!  Yep, I'm a fan now.
279484
This guy really knows what he's talking about! Awesome book :)
4207425
I was able to summon an demon with the name of Sepsis, he is male. Sometimes I layed down for just 2 minutes and he came before I was sleeping, he was like connecting with me through a vibration? or something. It got really intense but I allowed it cause he made me think I was special and he protects me I was believeing. Reminded me of this manga death-note. This is not a joke or a childish way to seek peoples attention, all I say is true. He went into me since I began to bow infront of this board. Then he played with my logic, my mom noticed me that I laughed in inapopriate moments. I told my mom of this and she burned this board, she  didn't believe me at first ... till we "played" it together. Every night the angel came back to hurt me and I couldn't stop it.  This is not a game in my opinion, my mom wrote an email to amazon but what should she say? OMG ! The demon knew all about me, he made me bow down to him, I was foolish, if I knew such existed I would have never bought this! Am I now a witch? My boyfriend wanted to play it near the graveyard, luckily my board doesnt exist anymore.
4308933
My husband laughed at me a lot during this read! I yelled at the screen and cried a few times. At one point I stood up and was like.."WHAT??? NO!!!" He ducked and then was like, "You need to stop that! - I thought you were going to throw that thing at me!" HAHAH!!!
Get ready, this book will keep you guessing and cheering!
3836371
This man will make you feel invincible and like you have fallen short of what the human species is capable of all at once.

Had the pleasure of seeing him twice (in a row;))) with the equally as incredible Devil Makes Three and I could not keep my jaw shut any more than I could stop my feet from stomping.

The CD arrived with a crack in it, which is unfortunate because it is a gift.

The music surpasses words and anything I have ever heard before. If your hearing and/or sight are in tact, I beg you to see this man for yourself. Seeing is believing!!!!
109156
I couldn't believe how my body rocked this! I was scared because I'm a little thick. But day-um!!!! This is on point!
71562
obummer IS SUFFERING FROM A CHRONIC CASE OF ANAL HYPOXIA - HIS HEAD IS SO FAR UP HIS ASS, HE CAN'T BREATHE. I HAVE THE F . . K OBAMA BUMPER STICKER IN MY TRUCK'S BACK WINDOW. I'VE HAD A MAN DRIVE OFF THE STREET AND COMPLIMENT ME. SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE COMPLIMENTED ME FOR MY POLITICS. THE MESSAGE ON THE SHIRT I BOUGHT IS SPOT ON. GREAT SHIRT. CAME IN TIME. I LOVE IT BECAUSE I PISS OFF ALL THE BLUE LEMMINGS. BUT I COULDN'T WEAR IT TO SCHOOL. I'LL DO BUSINESS WITH YOU GUYS AGAIN. THANKS FOR LETTING ME SPREAD THE WORD.
2220279
Great people to deal with. Went out of their way to make sure I was happy!
2939072
Tony... awesome!  Getting out of my comfort zone because of this man. Improved my financial journey because of this man. Marriage improved because of this man. Forever grateful!
1224265
This one was
very enticing. kept me interest ed. I Will write.. to him and tell him my criticism of the book.
3931794
I REALLY enjoyed this one. The author must have a great sense of humor to create a character such as Austin. His flippant remarks were off the hook funny. By the end of the book, I felt like I knew him....wanted to know him personally. Austin is a vice squad cop in Denver when he sets eyes on Peter (aka Bunny Slippers) while in a diner waiting for an informant to show. He's drawn to these slippers, to this man with perfect reddish hair and freckles. He doesn't know what's wrong with him. He's not gay. He's engaged for goodness sakes. But he can't stop watching him and thinking about him when he's gone.

I'm not gay. That wasn't what I meant to say.
Congratulations. Would you like a medal? Bunny Slippers asked.
I already have a medal. For bravery, not for being gay. I think you made me gay.
I made you gay? He set down the napkin he was holding. Is that better or worse than the person who made you stupid?

Did I mention Austin was hilarious! Oh yeah, I did. This book is a nice combination of, yes again, humor, suspense, a bit of mystery, romance, and a little bit of hot M/M smut (but not a lot).

Austin can't deny his feelings for Peter. He's gay... He admits it. He just didn't realize the world of Peter was going to come crashing through his doors....quite literally. He's willing to give up his fiance, his job, career hope for FBI, heterosexual status...anything for Peter. But with him comes a mess of problems.

I've given up my living room, guest room, job, career, heterosexuality and my stance on no pets in the house, but I'm not giving up my room. I'm drawing a line.

My Austin-

With Peter comes a cast of fantastic characters. His flaming friend Darryl who's hilariously gay-feminine, his "brother" Cai who's battled horrible things in life, bipolar disorder and is the sweetest thing ever! Lets not forget Cai's mangy cat Begone....

"for one thing, the...cat?- looked maimed, or burned. The thing was a walking biohazard of stale tuna seeped in sun- soured milk"

So, I'll let you go forth and read this. I don't want to spoil the story..... I just can't say enough how I loved each of the characters in the book. The author did a stellar job at character development. Each person had their own quirks, banter but they're all fiercely loyal. Austin's ability to finally own up to the years of denial related to his being gay and the banter between he and his cop partner Luis was also hilarious.

"Just seeing my partner cheered me up immediately. As he lifted his eyes over the computer monitor, I placed a giant butt plug on his desk. It reminded me of a mini beige traffic cone. " It's an early hump day gift!"
"Jesus, save me from the idiots, " Luis said.

Even his ex Angelina was awesomely supportive....

Speaking to Angelina about his relationship with Peter-
"luckily he makes up for it with a mouth that could suck a ping pong ball through a Twizzler." Her upper lip drew up to reveal her teeth. "Too soon?" Her laughter shook my body as she hid her face in my shoulder. "I love you Austin." "Me too, Angel. Me too."

Looking so forward to Cai's story with FBI officer Riley Capone.
1007770
This was perfect! Pluse the gentleman that made this was so very helpful and kind! I will be ordering more
3412485
I got him good! It was so funny to watch him open it and then not know how to react. Love it.
4137065
He's  the man!!!!!!!!!! Did I mention he's the man
3456425
I own a small bookstore, the author (or someone saying he was him) just called. First he asked "Have you heard of my book ___ yet?" Yeah, right. Like it's something anyone would have heard of. I'm naturally suspicious and this seemed weird right away. He's in another state from me, calling from a private number, asking if I could order some of his books for some friends that live here who wanted to see it. After asking questions and being obviously skeptical, I told him that since the book (expensive) was not remotely related to my store's line, if his friends wanted it, I'd be glad to order it if they came in and prepaid. But, overall it seemed very fishy and I didn't think I wanted to deal with the transaction. At first I assumed either it was someone trying credit card fraud, or someone who just needed some of their books bought from the book distributor and thought they could con me into buying them for his "friends". Anyway, then he launches into his pitch about whatever program he's trying to hawk...so I hung up.

Fishy, fishy, fishy!! Stay away!!
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I was just telling him to pick some more up. I wanted to see if other people like it as much as I do.