hope you like your shots tasting like burning tires
594941
smells awful. washed a million times, soaked over night, ran through dishwasher nothing gets rid of this smell. and luckily enough, it transfers to the shotglasses you make with it. DO NOT BUY
2597214
These shot glasses are really cool to look at, especially with the faux eye-droppers, but only two of these glasses actually serve as shot glasses.

The two pieces with the narrower necks will limit the amount of liquid coming out, making your shots unnecessarily long and unnecessarily unenjoyable.  Unless you love alcohol burning your throat.  If you do, go at it.
159185
These have a good kick, come in nice packaging, and have an initially good flavor, but they have a sour aftertaste that leaves a nasty flavor in your mouth that lingers.  Not exactly what I think of when I think of Cherry Jelly Bellies.  However, they do give you a quick shot of energy.
1144872
This was like putting gasoline in my mouth. It tasted horrible and I could not get it out of my mouth fast enough. It was like putting poison in my mouth. I shutter at the though of ever having to use it again. I threw it away immediately after I got the taste out of my mouth. Wished I had a firehouse to wash my mouth out. Horrible tasting. And my tooth still hurt.
170748
A Christmas gift from my son to his mother. We opened presents, and she opened the bottle, and I tried it at dinner. Straight. From a spoon. Just a little. No big deal, right? Then they read the warnings on the label to me. Too late. I felt the burning fires of eternal damnation with this stuff. I highly recommend that you not try this straight. If you want to risk your digestive system by putting it in cooking, yeah, maybe, I guess. It smells good. Vaguely  chocolatey?  But  calling it a skin irritant is like calling a flame thrower warm. I don't think there was any actual tissue damage, but I am not sure.

It is being used to make peanut butter suet unpalatable to the squirrels. And to stop them from other chewing. But I am not putting any milk outside for them when they feel like their mouth and tongue are on fire, and their  lips are melting off their face. It will be a memorable experience for them.
806888
They would taste like this. Tasted like they were made with old lard. I would not recommend.
1573412
I love cookies because I'm a fatty.

These are not cookies though, they are the cookie version of sin. Ever held sin in tangible form? Well if not these "cookies" will do the job! If cookies had a religion, these would be their anti-christ. Hitler could not make a cookie that tasted this bad and look at his cooking attempts. These things taste like you grabbed the shells of peanuts from the floor of a 1930's stadium and shoved them in your mouth with the intent of assaulting your taste buds. Have you ever wanted to assault yours or your friends taste buds? Behold the compact way of doing so! Please keep in mind that a chaser of some type of liquid is a necessity when attempting to eat these. I unfortunately did not have any present and had to man up while trying to over come these dastardly doom disks. Speaking of which, after eating one of these I was compelled to the bathroom by some satanic calling from my belly. Upon making it there I vomited profusely. For the first time in my life, the taste of vomit was welcomed. On that note, these should never be allowed near anyone whom ever was or is bulimic or anorexic as it will give them ever more incentive to vomit.

Did you know if you threw these out the window of your car you'd be ticketed for littering? Why? Due to the simple fact that they lack a trait know as biodegradable. Bacterial could not even be bothered to touch these. I could go on and on about how bad these are, but alas I have to finish taking care of these cookies.

I'm going to take these and have the bag, with the remainder of the cookies, laminated to seal them in forever. After doing so, I will be shipping these to NATO with the intent of having these cookies be banned from war. I will edit this post upon receiving an update from NATO about these cookies.

Little known fact, these cookies were first made in 1986. Know what else happed in 1986? The Chernobyl disaster...yeah think about it.
3454233
My boyfriend is a big fan of bertolli. Mostly the ready frozen mixes. I love making pastas and a local store near me does a vegetarian lasagna with vodka sauce and it's outstanding so I thought I'd give this a try. I bought some  frozen cheese tortellini that I cooked up and once drained added in this bertolli. When I described what it tasted like to my boyfriend he agreed wit me. Imagine going out all night getting extremely wasted on nothing but vodka. Then eating pizza after. Then it all coming back up violently with loads of stomach acid. That is what it tasted like. I tried adding in half a cup of parmesan and some Italian seasoning to see if it would help and no. So I added in a tablespoon of some plain Greek yogurt in hopes the vomit acid flavor would mellow out and be creamer. Nope so i added in 2 more table spoons of Greek yogurt, more Italian seasoning and two table spoons of chicken bouillon and a table spoons of garlic powder and...a cup and a half of parmesan....nope. still nasty stomach acid vodka taste. A little lighter but no better. It killed me to have to waste the cheese tortellini with that. It all went into the trash. What sucks is i didn't keep the receipt from the store that I bought two of these from, cause now I have one sitting in my pantry. I wouldn't even donate it to the food bank. I'm not going to pass that on to some poor soul to eat. Maybe leave it on the door step of an old person I dislike maybe. Even 3 hours later the flavor is still haunting me. Now don't get me wrong I love vodka. Vodka is my number 1 and I've had vodka sauce pasta else where so I thought bertolli would outdo the one I liked. Sadly no. It was disturbing. Guess if you like kissing someone who has recently vomited vodka and tomato sauce then you will love this stuff.
150523
disgusting, I wonder if all lf the positive reviews were written by employees.  Bottled lemon juice and sugar makes a much better whiskey sour.  Is there any way to get my money back?
1757171
They look cool and are a pretty good novelty. One was leaky and got tossed out, the others are perfectly fine. Words of warning, pour your shot take it IMMEDIATELY, otherwise you will be in for a salty trip.
3052159
These are a little disappointing.  The cherry flavor is nowhere near as strong as in the standard Haribo Gummibear which I subscribe to on a regular basis.  The aroma is stronger than the taste.  These feel harder, too, and are huge in the mouth to begin with.  The cherries in the bag just sort of stick together like one big ball of red and green rubber.  Bummer.  Hate to see what these look like in the summertime.

I'm sucking on one right now and it feels like a bland rubber blob is in my mouth.  You can't be inconspicuous eating one of these!  I won't be getting these again.
3595302
I live next to what used to be a drive through Caribou Coffee and was royally spoiled.  A Peet's is going in and I thought I'd try some of their blends.  This tastes like char to me.  If you like the smooth and non bitter taste of Mahogany, this is probably not the coffee for you.
3947190
I normally do not write reviews but considering I just wasted my money on this product I feel I want to save others the mistake.
This is easily the worst coffee I have ever had in my entire life. And I'm talking anything from cheap hotel coffee to airline coffee to microwaved day old coffee. To sell your coffee as non burnt tasting and to have it actually taste more burnt than any coffee I've ever had is confusing. It legitimately taste like old socks dragged over burnt tires. Please don't waste your money folks. Had to throw the whole box out after one sip.
4453368
I had purchased some (well, a 60 pack; was a Black Friday deal think) of these, in the hopes of having a smooth, low acidity decaf coffee that I could enjoy in the evening (I find that many Keurig coffee pods, whether regular or decaf, have more acidity to them than coffee I brew at home).  While I had no issues with the pod seals or with the pods working with my older Keurig maker, the coffee tastes awful.  Just awful.  There's a chicory taste up-front when you start drinking (I'm not a chicory fan), but the kicker is it finishes with a strong medicine-y flavor (with a hint of burned).  Undrinkable.  They were so bad, I couldn't bring myself to inflict them on anyone else and threw them out.  I'll go back to the WaWa decaf pods I can buy online.
3958370
Different ingredients, very high acidity.  Every time I drink it I get heartburn.  Discarding rest of what's left and received a refund.
1931892
Buy a bottle of ginger ale for a buck. Same taste.
615875
Ordered YESTERDAY and it came THIS MORNING! W/ the free shipping over $25 and I live in MD. Thanks HealthWorks. I am taking this for horomone balance, concentration, energy,a boost in the derriere and the bust. I've taken 3 doses today and by the end of the night I realize that my bum is starting to ache. I assume this to be a good sign. I will post an update of my progress. The taste is horrid. It tastes like burnt dirt and smells like rotten milk but I will scarf this baby down everyday for these benefits.