Terrible, terrible, terrible
592659
This is typical white man's guilt run amok--the sort of pretentious garbage that a professor of English Literature would force down his or her students' throats. It's a shame that trees had to die so that this crap could be put on paper.
2766010
This album, like their others in this series, is a disaster. Well, it is too boring, predictable, and unspectacular to be a disaster. At least a disaster would have some entertainment value. This has neither musical nor entertainment value.

If they have any talent, it does not show here.

If they have any respect for Mozart, it does not show here. The arrangements are not even worthy of Mozart as a child. Mozart was a genius, and these arrangements were done by a hack. They all sound the same, and are horribly trite and repetitive.

I guess this was an attempt at humor, but just comes across as an incredibly low quality performance.

The lackluster performance is well suited to the arrangements. Even the miking and recording makes it sound one-dimensional.

If you buy it, keep it with your Andrea Bocelli, Charlotte Church, Sting and Il Divo Christmas albums.
3933661
just totally bad....I thought it was going to be a good read but it was just unbearable.....sorry I picked it up.
3048741
I can't tell you how many ways I thought this was terrible.  It was just really, really bad.  Boring start to finish.  I had to get it out of my car as fast as possible and straight in the trash.  Sorry, Guster, you are not my type of music.
4219591
Terrible. This is literally the only bad review I've ever written since I don't ever review terrible things. But this movie was awful. Terrible acting, s*** characters you could care less about, everything was predictable and just awful.
3706940
This DVD is just plain awful.  The setting is horrible.  The storm scenes are terrible.  The dialogue is non-existant and the actors deliver them with little emotion.  The special effects are sooooooo bad.  Anything on TV would have been time better spent.

I have seen much better productions from local community theatre groups.  This one is definitely in my worst 3 horror movies of all time.
1400334
I liked Ghost Road Blues at least enough to read its sequel, but holy Hell is it bad in every way. Terrible editing and the characters are impossible for me to care about anymore. The dialogue is atrocious and completely unbelievable. Oh, and NOTHING happens until you're about 75 pages away from the end of the book. No twists or surprises or anything. I can't justify picking up book 3. I'm out.

So bad.
122333
Terrible, terrible, terrible.

Ugly, low quality, missing parts, makes noise, unstable...
1285294
Bad, bad, bad. 100% bad. Terrible writing. Not a sentence worth reading on any page. On any page. On any page.
4820067
I figured going in this movie was going to be bad, but how bad was yet to be seen. I watched almost 30 minutes of this terrible movie and could stand no more. I seldom stop watching a movie after I have started, but this was an exception. I don't think even children would enjoy this. This was a waste of time, money, and talent. Avoid this horrible piece of work at all cost. I would not even watch it when it comes to TV.
16266
Terrible waste of time. The play controls and cameras are awful! Its hard to control and see what you are doing. The "sprint" feature is also horrible, doesnt last long/tap A to catch breathe- ridiculous. What a waste of time and money. This game design is a damn joke and its a shame because the graphics are pretty good
2884986
This book was absolutely awful. I can't believe I actually finished the book. I just kept thinking it couldn't get much worse...and yet it did.
Sorry I wasted the money!
1769367
I have enjoyed the offerings from this author in the past.

This was rubbish.

I am not sure if he is trying to write some sort of crappy erotica, is sexually frustrated, or where his mindset was, but the book reads like the delusional viewpoint of a teenager who needs to get laid.

The stories this author comes up with have drawn me into a goodly number of series.  In fact, I will say I thoroughly enjoyed the young ancients, and the first other places book was a fun read.  21% into this one however, and that was enough.  The quality of editing has always been bad, and that continues here, but even the story itself up to that point was nothing but poorly written sexual innuendo... Or flat out sexual conversation.

Don't get me wrong, I am not prudish, and believe sex scenes can move any story along when needed.  However... Every single aspect of this book up,to the point where I finally hit the "delete from device" button was about how hot someone was, or why they should not sleep with someone else... On and on and on.

Just terrible.  And for goodness sake... Buy a thesaurus and get an editor.  A typo or two can be overlooked, but page after god awful page of them is just too much.

Do yourself a favor and detour right past this book.  It is a poor representation of the story lines the author is capable of offering to the readers.
2656337
I purchased this book, because the blurb seemed promising and had received favorable reviews by several distinguished writers.

From the preface, I felt something was wrong, but kept on reading and giving it the benefit of the doubt. However, by the time I had read thirty pages, I literally threw the book. The action was unbelievable, the dialogue unrealistic, and the overall writing was just plain bad. Even the premise, which is spelled out in the prologue is laughably and unarguably awful.

Is Ken Shufeldt an eleven year old? Has he actually read a book before?

One word to describe it: bad.  Another word: terrible. This capacity -- the just demonstrated ability to avoid repeating the same word single word or turn of phrase in a paragraph -- seems beyond the author. Even if he had only consulted a thesaurus and used it liberally throughout, would have improved the writing.

The writing is so poor, in fact, I wonder whether it was intentionally written that way. Is this a literary joke by some established writer functioning under a pseudonym? My hope is that this really is a big funny attempt at publishing a bad novel and that writing of this despicable quality would not otherwise make it into publication.

It would not be difficult for anyone to randomly open the book and give an example of the how bad this book is, but for the sake of my own sanity, I will resist the urge to do so.

Unless you are a writing teacher attempting to demonstrate bad writing, avoid this. Scratch that last sentence, don't read this book, no matter what; you'll just be encouraging him to try again.
2472694
This was the MOST terrible film I have come across in years!!! The plot is highly disorganized and basically all over the place. Here you have four black men playing dominoes talking about their relationship woes. (seems normal right?) Well guess what? It begins to get dry; becoming, long winded, endless,rambling that goes well off into the night. There's practically NO character development and the plot never got closed up at the end. The only redeeming parts of this movie were the steamy romance scenes. Other than that, this movie belongs in the "free giveaways" bin at your local yard sale. I'm ashamed that Terrence Howard and Glenn Plummer would make something like this thinking this was okay all while using grand-dads old camcorder and equipment. No wonder BET hasn't aired this low budget movie yet; now I know why too.

Please save your money!!!!!
2782388
Cheap, Cheap, Cheap, don't waste your money.
737904
It is rare that I find a zombie novel that is so bad that I can't finish it, but this one managed to cause me to just give up. The character development is terrible, the grammar is on par with a 3rd grader, and the story moves so quickly as to make development of the plot impossible. It's just terrible... spending more time reviewing it would be a waste of said time.