Got this as a joke for my daughters babyshower since ...
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Got this as a joke for my daughters babyshower since she calls her expecting daughter "Pocahontas" :) She loves it!
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My young daughter loves to tell jokes and I thought she would like to learn some new ones from this book. I was very disappointed to find that some of the jokes were rude and inappropriate. I have since deleted this from my Kindle!
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I bought this costume in the newborn size (0-6mo) thinking it might be a bit big for my 2mo old but workable.  What I received was a 4 foot long costume that my 3 yr old nephew fits into just fine.  Do not buy this for any child under the age of 2 or you will be disappointed as I was.  There will be a lot of sewing to do this Halloween.
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Used this for the first several months of our girl's life and it worked great while she sat still in her bath chair. Now that she is moving a lot (16 months) and stands for her baths in the bathtub this product runs in her eyes when I go to rinse it out. The first time that happened she screamed and cried and I was completely at a loss as to what the problem was. Then she started rubbing her eyes and since it says "tear free" I also put some near my eyes and it burned like fire! I will no longer be using this brand. Misleading advertising and made my baby scared of getting her hair washed.
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I bought this because I want daughter would like to take lessons, but didn't want to shell out a bunch of money in case she quits.  This is not a real musical instrument- it's a toy.  It's adorable, but the plastic strings won't hold their tune for longer than 5 minutes.  My nephew, who was at my house for Christmas when she got it and is also a guitar player in a band, told me it's junk and to send it back.  He tried several times to tune it but it just wouldn't hold.  I guess I have to send it back...
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I can't tell you how much fun this was to present to the mommy to be... and the daddy's reaction when he saw it was priceless!
Mommy was disappointed it wasn't a real thing and daddy immediately said it wasn't going in his kid's crib!
Apparently this has already been regifted a couple of times with some hilarious results.
Thanks for the laugh and I hope you come out with a lot more items of this nature and in different sizes!
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I gave it a 2 because my daughter seems to love it and thinks it's hilarious but other than that, the book is poorly written. My daughter could have come up with this! As a matter of fact, she's come up with stories much better. If she didn't think it was hilarious, and I really think she just finds it hilarious because of the way I read it, I'd only give it one star, maybe 0 if possible. I'm glad it was free so I didn't waste any money on it.
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My grandmother bought this cute doll for my 16 m/o daughter at Christmas (not even three months ago). My daughter really enjoyed it, so I let her nap with it because she enjoys having a doll to cuddle with. Much to my horror, I went in to pick her up from a nap one day, and the doll's arm was ominously cast aside--it had completely come off while my daughter was sleeping (perhaps she just rolled over on it?!)! My nurturing daughter has only toted this around normally, putting it in a stroller and such--she has not been particularly rough on this doll. It was quite disturbing to find that it had dismembered so easily. And the worst part--the stuffing could so easily have come out of the arm and been a choking hazard for her while she was unattended! I'm very disappointed, but it looks like I'm going to have to sneak this doll in the trash :(

If you're looking for that perfect first baby doll, I'd recommend this one instead (http://www.amazon.com/Corolle-Premier-Calin-Charming-Pastel/dp/B000AM2L1O/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1425131458&sr=1-1&keywords=corolle+baby+doll). It has been both sturdy and endearing to our little girl!
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My Daughter loves Hannah Montana and Fashion designing so I thought this would be fun for her. After playing with it for about 30 minutes she brought it to me and said , "Mom, this is really dumb". So for me, it was a total waste of money. It looked a lot better on the computer, but it was sturdy and the light works well. It is just not that much fun.
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This book is horrible! Bad advice for dads to be. This book mocks women when they are pregnant. Wish I could rate it no stars! Bought this for my husband & will be getting rid of it since I cannot return it!
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I was looking for a newborn size doll to use for a birth education class. I figured since this doll is 20", the average length of a newborn, it would also be the correct size in other ways. Unfortunately, the head is cartoonishly large in comparison to the body. I definitely can't use this for my students, as I don't want them to be imagining their baby's head to be this big! For a toy, it's cute and I'm sure kids would love to play with it.
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I bought this as a joke gift for a friend of mine before we went on a long road trip. It's definitely boob heavy, which he's not much into, but this was a joke book anyway. I wish there was a bit more variety for people who don't prefer women, but hey, it was definitely a laugh!
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This is probably the last year that my daughter will play with dolls and it's so sad to me that we bought this doll fully expecting it to do what it said it would only to have her so disappointed. As others before have reviewed This doll doesn't burp she squeaks which really wasn't a deal breaker for us at all. If that had been the only problem we would have happily given the doll 5 stars and gone on our merry way. But it isn't. She is supposed to drink water, burp, spit up, and wet her diaper. Here is what she actually does. There are two fairly large buttons on her back, you push one to make her burp and the other to make her spit up. If you have a child who doesn't know left from right it will take them a little time to learn which side performs which function but not much of a real problem. You would expect each side to make a different noise but they don't really, there is a slight difference in tone but that's all so a burp/squeak is the same as a spit up noise. Now on to the spit up function, as others have stated it functions quite well as a squirt gun. Great fun if that is what you wanted but we didn't. At other times it doesn't squirt but merely dribbles down the chin. You are instructed "feed" your baby enough water to make her spit up which is from one line to the next on the bottle. My daughter did this but not without considerable trouble. She came to me for help because she was extremely frustrated. The bottle is very difficult to force into the baby's mouth and once seated you must squeeze the bottle to kind of force the water into the baby. At this point it doesn't go into the baby the way you think it will. Instead it runs down your arms, down the back of the baby, down the baby's chin. Almost everywhere but into the baby. So you think you must need to force feed this precious gem a little more gently, (Can you feel the mounting frustration here?) and you start again very very gently squeezing that bottle with the utmost care to dribble dribble the water inside. This will work a little better. We finally got enough water inside the baby but it seems as if there is something blocking the airway. Now if this were a real baby I'd be calling 911 however since it isn't and I have read the previous reviews I know it's par for the course for Baby Alive Bitsy Burpsy Baby. For those of you wondering about the color changing burp cloth, we thought it looked a little like a bloody cloth. (hot pink to light red) It certainly didn't look like any spit up my children had ever produced. As far as changing the diaper my daughter never got to do that, not that she didn't check  it often (she's a good pretend mama) but alas there was no pretend pee because how can baby pee when no water actually makes it through the proper channels.  Don't waste your money folks.
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This item quality sucks. I just ordered for my daughter and she couldn't even wear it. In the picture it looks cute and nice, but when you get it you ll be disappointed. It's not comfortable for the baby. The size is also not as fit as they did describe.  It's not good for all baby for sure. I regret I bought it.
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As a new parent, I thought this would be funny. I was uncomfortable reading it and so was my husband. Maybe it's because my daughter sleeps pretty well...I don't know...don't waste your money.
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Bought this for my baby as a photo prop. Horrible! I read all the bad reviews and I should have listened to them, but I thought mine would turn out differently. It didn't! The whole entire thing is huge. There is no way it could fit a tiny baby. My son could probably fit it now and he's 9 months old! At this point, it would be ridiculous to have him lay down and pose with this costume on him! Save your money and do not buy it! I would have returned it but it wasn't worth my time or energy to go through even more trouble. On the better note, it is cute and the quality is very good. Just make it smaller please!!
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I bought this because it is cute on the picture and it had good reviews. I opened the package and the shirt is very wide and short. When u put it on my baby the neck part stretches to the babys chest. Very disappointed. Looks worse then the dollar store baby clothes