Scroogled Piece of S***
599330
Worst purchase of my life. Slower then my 15 year old desktop. I guess you get what you pay for. Take my advice, pay more get better.
1247863
Do not buy this unless you want to spend your whole time super gluing pieces back on. My daughter has had this for ONE day and already Freddy's arms fell off and Springtrap's ear has fallen off. VERY CHEAPLY MADE!!!! Wouldn't have bought this if I would have known you were going to pay a lot to just sit there and glue body parts back on the figurines. SO disappointed in this product, SMH!!!!!!
4291566
On the web, this bracelet looked very fine in craftsmanship, delicate and sparkly and the majority of reviews reinforced it but nothing could be further from the truth; this bracelet is so cheap looking and feels cheap - like something out of a gumball machine, even QVC wouldn't sell this crap.  It so bad that I can't stop looking at it - talk about a gift that you will never forget.

How this is advertised and photoed on the web is BS -- actually the photographer should get an award - either that or someone really knows how to photoshop!  There is no weight to this bracelet,  its like filled tin-foil, the "gems" are cut glass, poorly set, chucky setting and the "gems' are not placed evenly; you have reds next to reds and yellows next to yellow - no rainbow effect. There is a BIG gap next to clasp as if there is a flower missing and someone hot-glued the ends together.

In a nutshell --- CHEAP and CRAPPY and LAUGHABLE AND I see that it is now half of what I paid.  It was listed at $250 and now its $175?  I wouldn't pay 3 bucks for this crap.  Everyone is having a GOOD LAUGH over this  - how could I have been so stupid to buy this on line and believe it was of quality --

Stay away from this bracelet.
2346424
I really hate writing  crummy reviews. But this book was just ridiculous. The art work was horrendous, the teacher had on a mini skirt and it just looked bad and gave off a bad impression, there was talk of children being cooked and eaten up, and the word Snookie was way over used in every way possible. I'm so glad I got the book free rather than paid for it.
1527130
What an ugly piece of junk. This is not a nice stained wood as you are led to believe. it's painted a flat, ugly brown, and appears to have been painted by a 3 year old with their fingers. Didn't even finish unboxing before initiating my return. Don't waste your time.
866064
A sad attempt to spin a silk purse from a sow's ear.  The artwork isn't even decent.
4221066
I feel like this toy in particular is such a rip off; I paid nearly five dollars for this...this piece of plastic crap; it's not even painted as well as other Safari Ltd./Papo/Schliech figures. The face is sloppily done. I was expecting it to be the same size as the other Safari Ltd. items in which they can be matched up and interchanged with Schleich and Papo; but no, this thing is barely the same size as a Candy Land game piece.
I guess it will be saved in the craft box; who knows someone might need to make a diorama of Ancient Rome or Greece or a Shakespearian play.
3387894
Blech! Monkeys with more time than common sense designed this! The rendering is ugly as sin, the logic feels like Alice in Wonderland. Try and build a set of stacked stairs. Go ahead, I dare you!
41438
I thought this would be the perfect gift for my 8 yr old grand daughter who is becoming very explorative. Her dad takes her to museums and other interesting and educational places, and she travels with her Mom sometimes when she travels to other countries. She is a very smart child. So I decided to get her something different for Christmas 2016 and I decided on this. By having the name Smithsonian I figured it would be a very nice projector. NOT! My daughter said she put the batteries in and it stayed on for about 3 minutes. 3 minutes? Yes and I was appalled. Not only was I angered about the fact that it wouldn't stay on but my granddaughter wanted to take it to show and tell and she cannot. Did you ever think that when you are making items for kids at least make sure they work. I don't like disappointing kids but apparently you do not care. I should have read the reviews before buying but I failed to do so simply because it was branded "Smithsonian". Someone called it a piece of junk and I am inclined to agree.
4865742
This is a present you would buy for a child you hate. It was a BD gift to my son. No fault to the parent. The box makes it look snazzy. What's inside however is a gooey, toxic smelling mess of nothingness. My kids played with it for 1 minute & said it was "gross & stupid" I will keep the rollers for playdoh- otherwise it's just a horrible toy. Shouldn't be sold.
3810030
Whomever "distressed" this table did not know the first thing about distressing furniture.  What the person did was to take a sharp implement and gouge smiley-face marks into the wood...like what a drunk would do if asked to do a smiley face....big grin-like mark and multiple single jabs per placement.  It was stained AFTER this was done.  So the result is that it looks exactly like a kid took a thin-point magic marker and made random marks (six in all....on six different planes of the table/single leg).  It looks like damage.

Distressing isn't random like this...there's continuity....and it is done AFTER the finish is put on.

The manufacturer says that what I have is the look that was intended....I will not be buying anything else of this brand because I have no faith that they know what they're doing.  It was made in China....perhaps something was lost in translation.

I have pictures....this (my order page) isn't giving me the opportunity to post them.  Perhaps after I send this, I'll go to the sale posting and insert them in a review there.  The marks look stupid.....I'd like for you to judge for yourself.  No....there's no place to post pictures....I sure wish there was.
1162938
This is garbage. It's like Harry Potter and Degrassi had a mutant baby and it's horrid. I can't believe that JK agreed to this. My dad bought it for me for my birthday and I couldn't wait to read it.....and it was horrible. Scorpius and Albus both lack any sort of depth. They're bratty spoiled upper middle class kids that think they know everything.

JK, we don't want a script, we don't want to spend hours digging through Pottermore, we just want stories. Written by you, and only you. We don't even care about the theme park. We just want words. :,-(
2691436
Well this wooden engine add on does "ding, ding, ding!!!", however the building has these two little wholes on it, that push into two little numbs found located on the wooden track (kind like a Lego clicks together). This us suppose to hold the green and white dinger building onto the track, well that doesn't happen. The building doesn't stay in worth a hoot. So for this reason of peeving my bots off from constantly disvonnevting I'm giving it 2 stars. I wouldn't purchase again!!!
1101293
WTF!! I wish I had read the reviews before buying this crappy book. What a piece of S  Reign turned out to be. How could any woman want to be with a wishy washy toad like him. What kind of crack is this author smoking?
4859833
This was hilarious and bizarre, it looked like someone found a handful of tiny, copyright-free, vaguely bow-and-arrow-related google search images then blew them up into pixelated blobs and made it a coloring book. It was just for fun to fulfill an odd request from a four year old, but I felt silly for having paid anything for it.
1202327
This is supposed to be a fun, qwirky, cute childrens movie, but it's anything but! After just under halfway through this movie, my child was horrified and I took it out. It's like someone got drunk and thought it might be cute to make an animated version of
3325444
What a waste of money.  IF this was actually a conch shell being blown, it's hard to tell, because it sounds like an absolute beginner trying to play the trumpet mouthpiece.  Simply awful. The worst sound effect in the world, very possibly.  It is tepid and timid and unskilled, not the rich sonorous sound of a conch horn well-blown.  Letting air out of a balloon would have made a more satisfactory sound than this!!!!  Do NOT waste your money on this sham!!! Run away!  I always give the benefit of the doubt unless it is proven that my trust is misplaced.  Well, whoever produced this pitiful, spit full, pip-squeak of a sound should be ashamed of themselves for including this in their collection.  i can only assume the rest of the sound effects album is just as bad as this one, because the quality is SO BAD that I will keep writing to convince you to not waste your money on this product.  DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME: it is about 2 seconds worth of the mealiest, mousiest, sputtering horn sound I have ever heard other than at a first lesson for a horn student.  This is one god awful horrendous production and Amazon should take this product off, it should be reported to the Better Business Bureau as an outright sham and theft of hard-earned money.  Sure it's only 99 cents for this one sample, but if you don't mind spending 99 cents to have your tooth pulled out with anesthetic, if you don't mind someone pouring putrid poop in  your ear and paying them 99 cents for the privilege, then go ahead and buy this sad sad sad sample.  Juvenile and pure junk, that's what this is.