The only creature on my chest
591867
already reviewed.  It's a good standard Lacoste 4.  I bought another one at a duty free for $40, but then the trip was 1500.  Not a way to save on Lacoste.
3207151
this watch has truly saved my life. When I was living in Darfur and helping the less fortunate hone in on their watch nut skills, i had been attacked by a great white whale. During the fight with the whale, I was knocked out by the great beast's tail and sank to the bottom of the dark abyss. When coming into consciousness I caught a shimmer from the corner of my eye. It was a treasure chest, I opened the great box with the initials J.C. (i assume our good lord and savior)inside was this great piece of machinery Citizen Men's Eco-Drive Perpetual Calendar Chronograph Watch. I put it on and instantly I felt the presence of the Solar Cells seeping into my blood stream. A surge of life flowed through my three wolf t-shirt and I was born again as. .. dun dun da. . . Solar Wolf. I grew gills and was able to breathe in the water. I live there now and I have only surfaced to tell my tale. Please friends spread the word, this watch saved my life
My only complaint is that it says is for men, I am not longer man or woman, for I am Solar Wolf (this is the only reason why i gave it four stars)
495109
I am deeply disappointed that the Thunder shirt has not helped my dog. My heart breaks for her every time we have a thunderstorm. I sure wish there was a remedy that would keep her calm.
4223844
I have been searching for a good pillow for years. I suffer from neck and shoulder problems. So i read the reviews thoroughly. I ordered the Queen low loft plush. It was too soft,for me. My head sunk down and that gave me more neck pain. I am a side sleeper. I am going to try the next pillow that is a little firmer.
130005
The bra is much smaller around my chest then any of my other bras the same size.
3718420
My dog is very small.  So I have to put it around his chest which is ok because I only use it on him when I let him out at night. I can always see where he is. Works great
3308729
As a member of the Bristish public, I am new to the up and coming fashion of dragon slayer t-shirts. I am pleased to say that when I set eyes on this t-shirt I knew it would be a beautiful garment to cover my slender hips and muscular hair encrusted chest. I ordered the shirt and had it shipped to the U.K by Elcan Pigeon in a matter of seconds. It just so happened that I had a date with my old school teacher the night I ordered my TWM top and I knew that this would be a perfect occasion to show it off in its full splendor. When the evening came I arrived at my hot date's flat with not a bottle of wine or a box of chocolates, but with a Three Wolf Moon shirt escpcialy for her. As she opend the door to welcome me in I thrusted my nipples at her so she could see the beauty of the three wolves and the full moon, but to my horror she was disgusted in my gesture and immediatly closed the door on me. I had little regrets of my actions that evening, because at the end of the day I ended up with two Wolf t-shirts and the old bi#ch ended up with none!! From the other reviews I have read I belive that this shirt only has luring effects on older ladies, as my date was only 46.
527349
I was in the woods when I hear a branch snap behind me.  I spin around and standing a mere 10 feet away is the biggest grizzly bear I think in North America. I mean this thing is huge! It looks at me with rage in its eyes and while roaring it stood on its back legs. Thats when I saw it... this thing is packing a set of cock n balls the size of a wiffle ball bat with a potato sack hanging from it! It starts to charge so I take off running knowing that if I were to fall I would most likely be raped to death by this clearly sexually deranged bear.  I fled toward a large cliff fearing I was trapped when I happened to glance at my shirt and see the glorious bald eagle soaring along the side of our supreme leader riding a tank in front of an American flag when it hit me.  Your going to have to jump.  I quickly ripped my ultra patriotic shirt off as I kept from the edge.  Holding the four corners the shirt inflated almost as large as my love for America as it slowly glided me to safety hundreds of feet below.  From the safety of the ground I could see the bear and his giant genitalia staring down at me enraged by my escape.  I know for a fact that if I had not worn such a powerful shirt I never would of survived.  I hope this was helpful
4468723
Unfortunately my alligator, sorry my Malinios, was able to push his nose to the floor and ate the plastic out of the area that covers nose/mouth. Needless to say it was just a basket on either side of his mouth, didn't help at all. Only lasted all of 5 minutes!
3259888
I had my snail for almost a year. He was perfectly healthy. My heater broke without me knowing while inside the tank. It filled with water and electrocuted my whole tank all my aquatic animals including my mystery snail are gone :( ... RIP
1369116
Yes, this shirt is lavender tie die color, but the color is not nearly as bright and it doesn't pop out like the picture.  I started wearing it because I need more virginal purity in my post-ironic unconstructed life.

The first day I wore it I got a zit on my forehead. I thought I noticed several domesticated animals winking at me.

The second day, the squirrels that run in the cherry trees behind my house came up to the windows and began hitting it with nuts, I swore they were laughing at me.

The third day the swallows came down from the trees and were singing so close to my car windows, I thought I might have hit a few on my way to the gym. And that zit was still planted firmly on my forehead bigger and brighter than ever.

The fourth day I walked past the convent and several young nuns came out and asked me about my T-shirt.  They thought I looked very galllant in it, and thought it smelled a bit and could they wash it for me.  So I went to the back of the rectory while they did the laundry and we drank honey tea and ate bisquits.  They noticed my blemish on my forehead and offered to massage it to make it better. It did feel immensely better after that.  But when I got home that night and looked in the mirror, it was sticking out almost an inch from my forehead and looked very strong.

The fifth day I woke up and found my nails to have grown and gotten very strong.  I felt strong as a stallion.  As I made my way to my usual trot around the park I noticed that all the animals had come out and were singing for me.  I saw a rainbow in the sky and some beautiful young blonde girls chased me around an oak tree before I cantered off and escaped.  I noticed this solid stone building on the hill, that I have never seen before and I knew I had to go there.

I know now who I am and where I must go.  Sorry Amazon, thanks to the glory of the Unicorn Castle Purple T-shirt, this may be my last purchase.  Unless you carry salt licks.
3154721
I have no idea what more anyone could ask for. It is a pillow. It is a pet. It is a HUGE PANDA. Love it.
2043475
I was in a local store they had this little dog on clearance. It looks a lot like my best childhood friend her name was candy. I really miss her.but this reminds me of how happy she is looking out for me and My new best friend. There will never be another real dog like her but this atleast looks very close.
3327596
I have had a smooth chest my entire life... Upon purchasing this bad ass morale patch, hair instantly began to sprout on my barren chest. I am now a grizzled operator. Thank you kind sirs for you excellent patch.
2640203
I love this little guy! Well made. Absolutely adorable! The colors and details are beautiful. I'm not sure how scientifically accurate he is anatomically but he is so super cute. I'm so glad I found this! My son loves plesiosaurs and elasmosaurs. I've only found these creatures as plastic models, which are wonderful and durable, but not great for cuddling. I'm very pleased to have found a plush version.
321571
So far, only one serger to repair the chest, with 2 large dogs tugging, it has held up well! The picture was taken while I was doing the sewing!
3197374
I've yet to get any type of poon from this thing.  Human chick's look at me all scuzzy like, elk chicks just give me the finger.