Horrid team up of a gem (Kelly) with two wastes of time.  Buy it for Kelly if it's cheap.
593234
Carla Kelly is the usual 5 and IF you can get it cheap, buy it for that story alone.  The other two are the usual romance-genre junk.  Page after page of slow-moving non-plot, characters barely past cardboard.  Merrill has some skills.  Janice was so bad it was unreadable!  This collection is such stark contrast between a real writer, an almost-trying and a total hack.  Ugh.
4425873
I just got done watching this monstrosity.  Once again, the video store up the street sucks $1.50 out of my wallet.  This movie is sooo bad.  I cannot fathom how Jaimie Lee Curtis could allow herself to be part of something so damn stoopid.  First of all, it would have worked better if they would have shown Michael switching places with the paramedic in H20.  Then, I could believe it.  But that wouldn't change the fact that this movie still sucks beyond belief.  I wanna know why they have to do this... common hollywood!  GET YOUR (...)TOGETHER!!!
407141
Burn Gorman was only in it for a minute or two. For the producers to list him as a lead was pathetic play upon Mr. Gorman's fans. The rest of the movie was disjointed and quite horrible. The plot was impossible to follow other than one guy was scamming people.  Well the people who claim Mr. Gorman has a key role really scammed buyers. Not worth the money even for serious Gormaniacs.
1737236
That depressing thought should motivate Beatty to make another movie and quick. It's been nearly eight years since this one came out and he's not getting any younger. As if the fact that this film is a crude sex romp that isn't funny or sexy isn't enough consider that it cost over $90 million to make. So many talented people, including Diane Keaton (Beatty's companion for many years), Nastassja Kinski, Andie McDowell, Jenna Elfman, Goldie Hawn, Garry Shandling and Josh Hartnett, are wasted and embarrassed here. (Let's not even mention Charlton Heston's cringe inducing performance which finds him growling like a dragon and chasing Beatty around with a rifle). The film begins with a nude Warren (thankfully covered by a sheet) being serenaded by a nude cellist. He informs us in a useless narration that this isn't his wife and that this will never happen again. Cut to Paris where he and his actual wife (Keaton) are celebrating their anniversary with another married couple (Shandling and Hawn). After the couples return from their vacation Hawn learns that Shandling is cheating on her and files for divorce. Devastated she confides in Keaton who's positive her husband could never do something like that. Guess again since the film tastelessly finds Beatty and Hawn hooking up and shows them having sex on numerous occasions. Warren doesn't stop there though  he goes on to romance McDowell, Kinski, and Elfman before finally coming clean to his wife. Not even Jack Nicholson, Warren's good pal, acts this bad in his movies so why should Beatty think he could get away with it? It's a terrible film that should depress fans of anyone involved.
3543118
This is a Bad movie from start to finish.

Perhaps the trend of tranfering comix books into big screen

movies has begun to play itself out. And its time for Hollywood

to find some fresh material to use.

 In my estamation this movie was poorly concieved and directed. I've have read one or two of the Hellbound books. They are

fairly good. (If your into catholic guilt that is!)

 But sometimes whats just so so on paper, can be really good

on film. I was hoping this would be so with Constantine.

 Sadly I was mistaken. Keanue Reeves performance was nothing more that a wise cracking version of his charicter in the Matrix.

 I have two suggestions.

1. Save your money and buy or rent much better movies.

Such as the oringinal 60's film "The Haunting" with Julie Harris

and Claire Bloom. or "Rosemarie's Baby" with Mia Farrell.

Or the overlooked mid 70's flick "The Sentinal".

2. Please Keanue, find yourself some better roles. and get out

of the "Matrix"!
1001499
I can't imagine any southern belle worth her baton and tiara reading more than 50 pages of this book.  I finished only because I was supposed to review it, but egads and little fishes, it is bad.
No southern belle would put up with 11 minutes, much less 11 months of not being able to (1) leave her desk (2) speak unless spoken to or (3) eat lunch ... just so she could be at the beck and call of her self-important, puffed up, manaical boss, even if HERself was the 'most important woman in fashion.'
 The author completely lost me when Andrea had to go get more coffee because what she had broken her neck to bring to the office was cold and when her boss screamed at her to hurry it up with her $92 lunch, only to order her to toss it because she had already eaten with someone else.  Having a pilot fly across the Atlantic just so the boss' twin daughters could each have their own Harry Potter books three days before the release date was a bit over the top.
The final scene (no spoiler here, because you KNOW the girl has GOT to develop a backbone at SOME point before the tale is over) is no big whoop, either.  A southern belle woulda caused such a fuss...it woulda been the talk of the town for years to come when "the boss" finally got what was coming to her.
I guess that's why America's fashion elite gather in the Big Apple and not Atlanta.  We wouldn't stand for such nonsense down here.
If like is really like this in the fashion industry, there's something seriously wrong....seriously.
4696781
Please- save your $ and buy something else with a better rating with either of these stars.

It was not especially funny except for a handful of scenes.

(The dog should be given credit for the cute factor. Cream colored Frenchie named Sonny)

We thought they tried to make this like the movie : TRAINS -PLANES AND AUTOMOBILES- which was a GOOD movie, but this road trip felt like it  never really went anywhere.

Simple storyline:Downey has to get back home to his  very , due any moment, pregnant wife and time is running out.

That is it.

 The rest is a mad rush with the two characters using any means of transport to get Downey back to the hospital in time.

The simple premise could be forgiven if only the movie had been truly entertaining- which it wasn't.

I am a fan of the stars of this movie- but not even that will change my 2 star rating :-(
1088023
This has got to be one of the worst movies to make it to market in the last few years. My wife got it because my daughter liked The Smurfs: Lost Village. None of us could tolerate more than 15 minutes. It totally ripped off the story arc of Lost Village and the combination of live action with CGI was very difficult to view. Not only that, but the dialogue was bad as was the editing. Dont waste your time or money.
3781542
I usually enjoy romantic comedies but this one was pretty bad. I mean, a writer threatened by cuban loan sharks? So he hires a stenographer? Oh and they break his laptop so he can?!?! not finish his script and be able to pay him back? Or I know, a bad twist in a bad story to get him and Emma together.
Save your time and go buy (or rent) something else. (It's not even worth a rental)
3556951
when Kelly Osbourne gets to record an entire album and be constantly promoted on MTV reguardless of whether the music is actually GOOD or not.  I listened to her disc with an open mind, and every song left me with a sick feeling in my stomach.  Her voice is rather weak, her songs are boring and generic, her lyrics are childish and silly sounding, and her image is utterly tragic.  You don't even need to take my advice on whether to buy this album... just look at how poorly it is selling even though MTV is cramming it down everyones throats.
1897688
What has happened to Amanda Quick?! Her early work was just splended (worthy of keeper status) and now... I just can believe it's the same person.

This was just awful. Vanza this, Vanza that. A wicked widow that wasn't, who also didn't seem to know how to keep the Vanza secrets, blurting information to our Vanza hero with her TSTL babbling. It's a pairing of two people who never seemed to mesh as a couple. Pepper in a little more Vanza. Have stupid dialog and even more ridiculous sex scenes add more Vanza and you come up with a tale that shouldn't have been told. Please don't waste your time or money on this lemon.
785964
It's almost a cruel joke on Rubik's fans. Buy it thinking it's an advanced version of the old favorite and find out that the pieces don't even move. The "games" that are programmed are nothing more than pressing lights as fast as you can. Clearly meant to lure in people hoping to solve a puzzle, but there's actually nothing to solve. Cheap plastic too. The idea that it costs anything more than a dollar is outrageous. The gall, the gall . . .
817471
So she is obviously too young to handle a project like this.  She is on pitch, but her voice is so small and reedy and the cheap sounding production takes over her voice completely.  And of course true to form her maniac of a mother has to get in on the act as well.  She is featured doing a "reading" on one of the tracks, and it is a total mess.  And what were they thinking with the song "Lohan Christmas" as if anyone wants to hear more about a screwed up family.  Both Dina and Michael Lohan are fame hungry disasters, they are the real reason Lindsay ended up in Rehab three times in one year.  Let's hope Ali has a better fate.
4904136
I wasted 1 hour and 26 minutes watching this POS movie.  I can't believe Sam is such a wimp!!!  Sam, thanks for lowering your standards.
4414452
Accidentally misclicked and bought this book for over $8. Did not realize I had purchased this until after the 7 days allowed for refund. Now I'm most likely stuck with this poorly written cliche BS. It's written about as well as 50 Shades and Twilight (which... Are both kind of trash), but if the characters' out of bedroom relationship was less cliche and more convincing, this would be a pretty good read (same case with twilight and 50 Shades). Sadly this is a love/lust at first sight (heck, love/lust before evening seeing each other in person!?) thingy and then they go away together after the first couple hours of meeting each other. Basically, this is the type of relationship you'd probably spew hate and mean names at  in the YouTube comments when Barcroft posts a video about this absurdly interesting (not) couple. Thankfully, this author has developed some common sense and creativity since publishing this crap, so her later works are so much better than this. None worth my $8 though, because one book is only a fraction of the story. All in all, spend your $8 on some Charles Dickens, Netflix, Finding Dory movie ticket (so excited for this), or a Chickfila meal with extra large fries and drink.
2436474
greg kinnear / alan arkin , good stuff (little miss sunshine pair), wanted to like this story.  the story of greg's demise as he makes strings of bad decisions with bad luck is ok.  the final "gotcha, nothing was what you thought" was pretty bad and annoying, and one could blow a hundred holes in the idea, but it's not worth the time.  I guess the ending is supposed to explain why alan's acting is so ungodly bad in the movie, however it doesn't take back the pain of the tacky performance.  It seems like he almost broke out laughing in a few scenes because his character and dialogue were ridiculous.  Greg and Billy tried to bring some drama, but the script and concept are really a dog overall.  Don't watch this movie... it may give you a case of hypothermia... uff !
1428943
I, like many others, enjoyed Wicked.  Everything subsequently written by Maguire was total garbage including this.  Glad I got the audiobook to listen to on my long commutes to and from work from the library instead of spending money on this.  Ending made no sense and as far as plot...well...I'm still trying to figure out just exactly what story he was trying (and failing miserably) to tell.  Don't give this clown more money or subject yourself to 28 hours and 15 minutes of nails on a blackboard which is the running time of the audio-version.  Blech!