Ignore review, I never read it
587889
I cannot find it on mydevices. It does not show up as ever downloaded, and I never read it. But still amazon asking for review.
3317859
that's just not done, old man, no matter how insecure you are. Very rum. If you're hurt by reviews, then don't read them.
I won't buy and read your book now.
1541244
I already reviewed this item.
You did not like the review so you did not accept it.

If you want to continue to be stupid, be my guest.
3935674
Since I was invited to review this book via spam email (probably because I've written one review on an unrelated product on this site), I have no interest in the book,  and won't be reading it, much less buying it, after having read the preview available on this site. I haven't seen any other reviews indicating that the rest of the book is either well-written or funny (or a true satire).

I edited this review to remove the spam email that I had originally copied. It doesn't deserve to be repeated. If the author needs to resort to illegal spamming to promote his thoughts, that should give you an idea of whet they're worth.
2951203
I don't like writing book reviews its according to your own tastes,likes & dislikes,this is what keeps me from reviewing my purchaces.
4108228
there is no review because I did not order and I never plan to pay for some thing that I did not order
3890132
My professor suggested me to buy it. It looks really good but I never read it
2409600
Sorry, but I can't give a rating on this book, because I've never had the opportunity to read it, unfortunately.
4796834
Is it just me or is this title a little misleading? How am I supposed to take a book seriously that recommends NOT reading it?
3289704
Where to start? I think the worst part of this story are the characters and their reactions to everything that happens.

They're so simple and plain that end up being ridiculous... Imagine that suddenly you are told that you are and Elve and of course that you have amazing powers that you still don't know about, and not just that but they also ask you not to ask much about it for the moment because you're going out for dinner (with the very persons who tell you the bg life altering secret) and you just answer: "ok, but tomorrow you'll tell me more" How unbelievable is that?!

Also, despite English not being my mother tongue, the grammar and spelling mistakes in this story were painful even to my eyes!

I'm sorry to say so, but I deleted it without finishing it. Too amateurish and juvenile. I couldn't read any longer.

- AND JUST BECAUSE -

Everytime I buy (and read) a book based on the outstanding amount of 5 and 4 stars reviews and then leave my own saying that I didn't like it, my review gets labelled as Not Useful. Seriously??

I read at least 4 books a week and in the last months most of them have been pretty bad or even plainly terrible due to the loads of misleading reviews people is giving "freely"

English is not my mother tongue so leaving a review takes some effort and quite a bit of time for me and I'm getting sick of wasting my time not only reading those crappy books but also writting later my honest and hopefully always respectful opinion so other readers can make their own minds just to have a bunch of "vigilantes" discrediting my opinion. Maybe that's the goal, guys? That nobody leave reviews that are not good?

I truly understand if my reviewes don't provide the info some people would like to read about, it happens to me also with some of the reviews I read but I don't label them as "Not Useful" just because they didn't give me the info I wanted, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY I don't check the reviews of books I've liked in the past just to check for the low rating reviewers and "avenge" the author.
Not even do I go back to those blatantly misleading reviews which convinced me to buy the books I've disliked and label them as Not Useful, so: Who are you people? Maybe the ones that leave all those great reviews that only say things in the line of: "OMG!! Best read ever. Totally recommended!! You have to read this!!!!"? Just guessing...

I stopped leaving reviews for a long time due to this but not anymore, I'm gonna be the most Not Useful reviewer but at least I'll give the avenger vigilantes some work and my honest opinion to those other fellow readers who are looking to read just that, honest opinions.
2170913
I don't know why Amazon ask me to do this before I read the book!! Its ridiculous. No more review
2345391
I don't write reviews on any books that read.  You are lucky if I rate it.  I read for my pleasure, not for others.
902272
To be absolutely honest, I didn't buy or read this book and I won't.  I saw the stupid title and passed it by.  Surely there would have been a more suitable title than one containing vulgarity.
4361956
Should have listen to the one star review , it was not my cup of tea . I could never seem to get into it .
3197577
No rating, this was another book that I could not get into.  You will have to read for yourself and judge.
683713
Yes, I see the irony in writing a review myself on a book I haven't read, but I couldn't stand by and let the anti-intellectual religious zealots hijack the ratings with one star reviews of a book they clearly haven't read.  So un-christian!  I  do plan to read it soon, as I saw the Daily Show and Fox News interviews and it sounds fascinating.  It is not a crime to write about a religious figure from a historical perspective.  I invite others to give 5 star reviews as well to balance the bogus one-stars as long as Amazon is unwilling to do anything to insure the integrity of the reviews on its site, like Yelp has.
1220191
I can't actually, rate it. It was purchased for a friend, as a Christmas present.  Therefore; I havn't, and won't, read it.