Bill Gates may not be waking up in the middle of the night worried about whether Netscape has stormed the Ardennes on the way to Sedan , but I 'm sure somebody at Microsoft is worried ( probably Steve Ballmer , a college buddy of mine who would wake up in the middle of the night if he bothered to sleep ) , and is working on a devastating counterattack this very moment .
I have never met Steve Ballmer in my life .