In blunt summary ( I 'm running out of time ) , perhaps asking us ( the unwashed masses ) to shell out 20 bucks a year for the privilege of staring longer at this stinkin ' monitor for an hour or two more a week , when we 'd rather bail outta this rotten sweatshop before the sun goes down , won 't be as appealing an expenditure for our meager discretionary income as say , three pitchers of beer or a couple of baseball game tickets .
I am a member of the unwashed masses and I am running out of time to make this statement .