/**
 * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
 * @returns {string}
 */
App.Desc.hairClothing = function(slave) {
	const r = [];
	const {
		he, him, his, hers, himself, boy, He, His
	} = getPronouns(slave);

	if (slave.fuckdoll === 0) {
		switch (slave.hStyle) {
			case "neat":
				if (slave.hLength > 100) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is caught painfully in ${his} chains here and there.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`rampages down ${his} back in the glorious feathering of an 80's perm.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`cascades down ${his} back, ornamented with little silver talismans here and there.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is allowed a gap at the back of ${his} head so it can escape to cascade down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`cascades down ${his} back, covered by a flimsy hairnet.`);
							break;
						case "a halter top dress":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a slave gown":
							r.push(`cascades gorgeously down ${his} bare back.`);
							break;
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`cascades elegantly down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "a long qipao":
							r.push(`cascades elegantly down ${his} back, kept sensibly in place by a set of ivory hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
						case "pasties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is long and loose, but is decorated with little black bows here and there.`);
							break;
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of gaudy golden barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "battlearmor":
						case "a mounty outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a pastel-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is topped by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`cascades out from under a cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`cascades out from under a festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "attractive lingerie":
						case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman":
							r.push(`flows back in a mane, with a flower tucked behind one ear:`);
							r.push(App.Desc.flower(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is topped by a gold headband, and flows back in a mane.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is topped by a cat ear headband, and cascades almost to the ground.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`cascades almost to the ground.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 30) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is in a big, classic 80's perm.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is brushed back over ${his} shoulders, ornamented with little silver talismans here and there.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} shoulders, giving ${him} a very innocent look.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is allowed a gap at the back of ${his} head so it can escape down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, covered by a flimsy hairnet.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`flows fashionably down ${his} bare back.`);
							break;
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`flows elegantly down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "a long qipao":
							r.push(`flows elegantly down ${his} back, kept sensibly in place by a set of ivory hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is decorated with a little black bow in back.`);
							break;
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of gaudy golden barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "battlearmor":
						case "a mounty outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a pastel-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is topped by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`flows out from under a cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`flows out from under a festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "attractive lingerie":
						case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman":
							r.push(`is tucked back by a flower, tucked behind one ear:`);
							r.push(App.Desc.flower(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is brushed back over ${his} shoulders, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is brushed back over ${his} shoulders.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 10) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is in a classic 80's perm.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is brushed back and ornamented with a little jade talisman.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is short and neat, giving ${him} an innocent look.`);
							break;
						case "a latex catsuit":
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is crammed under ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is covered by a flimsy hairnet.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
						case "a ball gown":
							r.push(`follows the latest fashion.`);
							break;
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`is meticulously brushed.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "a long qipao":
							r.push(`is kept sensibly in place by a set of ivory hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is decorated with a little black bow in back.`);
							break;
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by simple barrette.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a gaudy golden barrette.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "battlearmor":
						case "a mounty outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a sturdy hairpin.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a pastel-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is topped by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is topped by a cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is topped by a festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "attractive lingerie":
						case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman":
							r.push(`bears a flower tucked behind one ear:`);
							r.push(App.Desc.flower(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is brushed back and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is brushed back.`);
					}
				} else {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is in a classic 80's perm.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`fits under ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is covered by a flimsy hairnet.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
							r.push(`is gelled into a fashionable wave.`);
							break;
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is gelled into a fashionable wave.`);
							break;
						case "a ball gown":
							r.push(`is gelled into a fashionable wave.`);
							break;
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`is meticulously brushed.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is parted on the side.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is parted in the middle.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "battlearmor":
						case "a mounty outfit":
							r.push(`is in a utilitarian cut.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is hidden by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is hidden by a cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is hidden by a festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "attractive lingerie":
						case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman":
						case "long qipao":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is short, and ${he} has a flower tucked behind one ear:`);
							r.push(App.Desc.flower(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is short, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is neatly brushed and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is neatly brushed.`);
					}
				}
				break;
			case "up":
				if (slave.hLength > 100) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is pulled painfully back into a long tail, which is secured to ${his} chains at ${his} torso and ${his} ass.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is in an 80's perm and back in a scrunchy, from which it explodes backwards with 80's violence.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is in a perfect bun, secured with a jade comb; ${his} bun is so large it forms an artful arrangement down to the nape of ${his} neck.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is twisted into two horns that rest on top of ${his} head, the rest is bulked on the back of ${his} neck.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "a long qipao":
							r.push(`is in a perfect bun, secured with an ivory comb; ${his} bun is so large it forms an artful arrangement down to the nape of ${his} neck.`);
							break;
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`is in a perfect bun.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`sticks out of the latex hood in a huge bun.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is piled up on ${his} head in a huge beehive, itself veiled.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
						case "a ball gown":
							r.push(`is piled up on ${his} head in a perfect 60's beehive.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} modest head covering, though it's obvious ${he} has a huge mass of hair restrained under there.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} hood, though it's evident ${he} has a huge mass of hair restrained under there.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is back in a huge bun, and topped with a little maid's cap.`);
							break;
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is back in a huge bun, so severe it pulls at ${his} temples a little.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is pinned back in a hasty bun.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "battlearmor":
						case "a mounty outfit":
							r.push(`is pulled hard back into a big bun held in place with paracord.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
							r.push(`is in a huge bun secured by a pastel scrunchy.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is back in a huge bun and topped by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in a bun so huge it pushes ${his} cowboy hat forward at a rakish angle.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in a bun so huge it pushes ${his} festive hat forward at a rakish angle.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is back in an enormous bun, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is back in an enormous bun.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 30) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is pulled painfully back into a long tail, which is secured to ${his} chains at ${his} torso.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is in an 80's perm and back in a scrunchy, from which it bursts backwards with 80's violence.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is in a perfect bun, secured with a jade comb.`);
							break;
						case "spats and a tank top":
							r.push(`is in a neat bun, held back with a scrunchy.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is twisted into two horns that rest on top of ${his} head, the rest sits tightly on the back of ${his} neck.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "a long qipao":
							r.push(`is in a perfect bun, secured with an ivory comb.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`sticks out of the latex hood in a big bun.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is piled up on ${his} head in a beehive, pulling ${his} veil up a little.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is piled up on ${his} head in a perfect 60's beehive.`);
							break;
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`is in a perfect bun.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is back in a severe bun, and topped with a little maid's cap.`);
							break;
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is back in a bun, so severe it pulls at ${his} temples a little.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is pinned back in a hasty bun.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "battlearmor":
						case "a mounty outfit":
							r.push(`is pulled hard back into a bun held in place with paracord.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
							r.push(`is in a bun secured by a pastel scrunchy.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is back in a bun and topped by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in a high bun that pushes ${his} cowboy hat forward at a rakish angle.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in a high bun that pushes ${his} festive hat forward at a rakish angle.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is back in a big bun, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is back in a big bun.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 10) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is pulled painfully back into a bun, which is secured to ${his} collar.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is in an 80's perm and back in a scrunchy, from which it shoots backwards with 80's violence.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is in a tight little bun, secured with a jade comb.`);
							break;
						case "spats and a tank top":
							r.push(`is in a neat little bun, held back with a scrunchy.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is twisted into two horns that rest on top of ${his} head.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "a long qipao":
							r.push(`is in a tight little bun, secured with an ivory comb.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`fits back under ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is piled on ${his} head, pulling ${his} veil up a little.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is piled up on ${his} head in a perfect 60's 'do.`);
							break;
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`is in a perfect little bun.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is back in a little bun, and topped with a little maid's cap.`);
							break;
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is back in a tight little bun, so severe it pulls at ${his} temples a little.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is pinned back in a hasty bun.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "battlearmor":
						case "a mounty outfit":
							r.push(`is pulled hard back into a bun held in place with paracord.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
							r.push(`is in a tight little bun secured by a pastel scrunchy.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is back in a tight little bun and topped by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in a tight little bun that pushes ${his} cowboy hat forward at a rakish angle.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in a tight little bun that pushes ${his} festive hat forward at a rakish angle.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is back in a tight little bun, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is back in a tight little bun.`);
					}
				} else {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`fits back under ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped with a little maid's cap.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is combed back.`);
					}
				}
				break;
			case "tails":
				if (slave.hLength > 100) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is pulled back with a pair of simple hair ties into tails.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is back in tails secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "a latex catsuit":
							r.push(`is bound by latex hair cuffs into long matching pigtails.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in huge tails that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in huge tails that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed, and back in big poofy tails secured by scrunchies in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is back in huge tails secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "spats and a tank top":
							r.push(`is pulled back with a pair of scrunchies into long tails that almost reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is twisted into two huge tails that rest on top of ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in huge tails secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is back in huge tails secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is back in huge tails tied back with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`sticks out of two holes in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
							r.push(`is back in huge tails secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is in twin tails that almost reach the ground, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is back in floor-length tails secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is gathered into two tight tails wrapped in golden thread that almost reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in tails that nearly reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in a couple of tails that flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in long tails, but they're hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is combed into beautiful long tails, one of which comes around to run down ${his} chest.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into floor-length tails by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into secure tails and doubled up so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is gathered into floor-length tails by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in long tails, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in long tails, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in long tails and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in long tails and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in twin tails that almost reach the ground, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in long tails and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in twin tails that almost reach the ground.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 30) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is pulled back with a pair of simple hair ties into tails.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is back in tails secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "a latex catsuit":
							r.push(`is bound by latex hair cuffs into matching pigtails.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in long tails that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in long tails that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed, and back in big poofy tails secured by scrunchies in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is back in big tails secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "spats and a tank top":
							r.push(`is pulled back with a pair of scrunchies into long tails.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is twisted into two tails that rest on top of ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in big tails secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is back in big tails secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is back in big tails tied back with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`sticks out of two holes in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
							r.push(`is back in big tails secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is in long twin braids, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is back in long braids secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is gathered into two long tails wrapped in golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in long loose tails.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in a couple of long tails that flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in long tails, but they're hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
						case "a ball gown":
							r.push(`is combed into beautiful tails, one of which comes around to fall between ${his} breasts.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into long tails by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into secure tails so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is gathered into long tails by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in tails, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in tails, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in long tails and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in long tails and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in long tails and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in long twin tails, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in long tails and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in long twin tails.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 10) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is pulled back with a pair of simple hair ties into short tails.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is back in short tails secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "a latex catsuit":
							r.push(`is bound by latex hair cuffs into short matching pigtails.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in short braids that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in short braids that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed, and back in poofy tails secured by scrunchies in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is back in short tails secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "spats and a tank top":
							r.push(`is pulled back with a pair of scrunchies into little tails.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is twisted into two short tails that give ${him} the look of a little girl.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in short tails secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is back in short tails secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is back in short tails secured with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`sticks out of two holes in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
							r.push(`is back in short tails secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is in short braids, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is in short braids secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is gathered into two short tails wrapped in golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice short, slutty tails.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in a couple of short tails that are hidden by ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in short tails hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is combed into short tails set low at the nape of ${his} neck.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into short tails by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into short tails so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is gathered into short tails by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in tails, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in tails, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in short braids and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in short braids and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in short braids, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in short tails held in place with heart-shaped clips.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in short braids.`);
					}
				} else {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is too short to be kept in proper tails, so it's simply combed back.`);
					}
				}
				break;
			case "ponytail":
				if (slave.hLength > 100) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is tied back with a simple hair tie into a long ponytail.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is tied back into a ponytail secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "a latex catsuit":
							r.push(`is threaded through a thick latex sleeve into a peaked ponytail resembling a long flogger.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in a huge ponytail emerging from the back of ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in a huge ponytail emerging from the back of ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is back in a big, long ponytail, tied with a scrunchy in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is tied back in a huge ponytail secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "spats and a tank top":
							r.push(`is tied back with a scrunchy into a long ponytail that falls down `);
							if (hasAnyLegs(slave)) {
								r.push(`${his} leg`);
								if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
									r.push(`s`);
								}
							} else {
								r.push(`past ${his} torso`);
							}
							r.push(`.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is tied into a huge ponytail, that leaves ${his} long hair to wave in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in a huge ponytail secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is back in a huge ponytail secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is back in a huge ponytail tied back with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`sticks out of a hole in the back of in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is back in a huge ponytail secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is back in a huge ponytail secured by steel, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is back in a floor-length ponytail secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is gathered into a tight ponytail wrapped in golden thread that almost reaches the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in a ponytail that nearly reaches the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail that flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail, but it's hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is combed into a beautiful long ponytail, which swooshes as ${he} moves.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into a floor-length ponytail by a gaudy gold clasp.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into a ponytail and doubled up so ${he} can do business without it getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is gathered into a floor-length ponytail by a white cloth tie emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail, but it's hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail, but it's hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail held in place by a heart-shaped clip.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in a ponytail that almost reaches the ground.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 30) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is pulled back with a simple hair tie into a ponytail.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is tied back in a ponytail secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "a latex catsuit":
							r.push(`is threaded through a thick latex sleeve into a peaked ponytail resembling a flogger.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is tied back in a long ponytail that emerges from the back of ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is tied back in a long ponytail that emerges from the back of ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed, and back in a big, long ponytail tied with a scrunchy in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is back in a big ponytail secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "spats and a tank top":
							r.push(`is tied back with a scrunchy into a long ponytail.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is tied into a modest ponytail, that leaves ${his} hair to wave in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in a big ponytail secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is back in a big ponytail secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is back in a big ponytail tied back with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`sticks out of a hole in the back of ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is back in a big ponytail secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is back in a big ponytail secured by steel, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is back in a long braid secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is gathered into a long ponytail wrapped in golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in a long loose ponytail.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail that flows out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail, but it's hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is combed into a beautiful ponytail, which swooshes as ${he} moves.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into a long ponytail by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into a secure ponytail so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is gathered into a long ponytail by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail, but it's hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail, but it's hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail held in place by a heart-shaped clip.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in a long ponytail.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 10) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is pulled back with a simple hair tie into short ponytail.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is back in a short ponytail secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "a latex catsuit":
							r.push(`is bound by a latex hair cuff into a short and severe ponytail.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in a short braid that emerges from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in a short braid that emerges from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed, and back in a big, long ponytail tied with a scrunchy in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is back in short ponytail secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "spats and a tank top":
							r.push(`is tied back with a scrunchy into a short, cute ponytail.`);
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is tied into a small ponytail, that leaves ${his} short hair to wave in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in short ponytail secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is back in short ponytail secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is back in short ponytail secured with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`sticks out of a hole in the back of ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is back in a short ponytail secured by a hair tie with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is back in a short ponytail secured by steel, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is in a short braid secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is gathered into a short ponytail wrapped in golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in a short, slutty ponytail.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in a short ponytail that is hidden by ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in a short ponytail hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is combed into a short ponytail set low at the nape of ${his} neck.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into a short ponytail by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into a short ponytail so ${he} can do business without it getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is gathered into a short ponytail by a white cloth tie emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail, but it's hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail, but it's hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in a ponytail and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in a short ponytail, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in a short ponytail held in place by a heart-shaped clip.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in a short ponytail.`);
					}
				} else {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is too short to be kept in a proper ponytail, so it's simply combed back.`);
					}
				}
				break;
			case "braided":
				if (slave.hLength > 100) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is pulled back with a pair of simple hair ties into braids.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is back in braids secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in huge braids that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in huge braids that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed, and back in big poofy braids secured by scrunchies in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is back in huge braids secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is twisted into huge braids, that rest on ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in huge braids secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is back in huge braids secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is back in huge braids tied back with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`sticks out of two holes in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is back in huge braids secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is back in huge braids secured by steel, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is back in floor-length braids secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is gathered into two tight braids wrapped in golden thread that almost reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in braids that nearly reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in a couple of braids that flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in long braids, but they're hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is combed into beautiful long braids, one of which comes around to run down ${his} chest.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into floor-length braids by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into secure braids and doubled up so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is gathered into floor-length braids by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in long braids, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in long braids, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in long braids and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in long braids and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in long braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in long braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in long braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in long braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in long braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in long braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in long braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in braids that almost reach the ground, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is gathered into floor-length braids by pink cloth ties emblazoned with little hearts.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in braids that almost reach the ground.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 30) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is pulled back with simple hair ties into braids.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is back in braids secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in long braids that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in long braids that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed, and back in big, long braids secured by scrunchies in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is back in big braids secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is twisted into braids, that rest on ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in long braids secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is back in long braids secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is back in long braids tied back with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is braided and sticks out of holes in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is back in long braids secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is back in long braids secured by steel, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is back in long braids secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is tied into long braids wrapped in golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in long braids.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in long braids that flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in long braids, but they're hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a halter top dress":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a slave gown":
							r.push(`is in beautiful braids, one of which comes around to fall between ${his} breasts.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is tied into long braids and secured by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is tied into long braids and secured so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is tied into long braids and secured by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in braids, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in braids, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in braids and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in braids and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in long braids, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is tied into long braids and secured by pink cloth ties emblazoned with little hearts.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in long braids.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 10) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is pulled back with a pair of simple hair ties into short braids.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is back in short braids secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in short braids that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in short braids that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed, and back in short braids secured by scrunchies in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is back in short braids secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is twisted into short braids, that rest on ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in short braids secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is back in short braids secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is back in short braids secured with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is braided and sticks out of holes in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is back in short braids secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is back in short braids secured by steel, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is in short braids secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is gathered into short braids wrapped in golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice short, slutty tails.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in short braids that are hidden by ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in short braids hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is combed into short braids set low at the nape of ${his} neck.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into short braids by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is gathered into short braids so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is gathered into short braids by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in short braids, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in short braids, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in short braids and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in short braids and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in short braids and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in short braids, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is gathered into long braids by pink cloth ties emblazoned with little hearts.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in short braids.`);
					}
				} else {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is too short to be kept in proper braids, so it's simply combed back.`);
					}
				}
				break;
			case "dreadlocks":
				if (slave.hLength > 100) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, reaching down almost to the ground.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks, connected to ${his} chains at the ends by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is long dreadlocks that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is long dreadlocks that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some tied with bands of colored string.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks, some with jade ornaments etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks, with a couple of small ornaments important to ${him}.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks, some in ivory rings carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks some in simple leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks, some simply tied with string.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, poking out of a hole in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some in ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks bunched up by leather, and topped with a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is in floor-length dreadlocks, some secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks wrapped in golden thread that almost reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in dreadlocks that nearly reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks that flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks, barely hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, spreading out in many directions and almost reaching the ground.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is in floor-length dreadlocks, some in gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and tied up so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is in floor-length dreadlocks, some in white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks, barely hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks, well hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks that reach almost to the ground, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks that almost reach the ground.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 30) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, reaching past ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, attached to ${his} chains at the ends by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is back in dreadlocks that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is back in dreadlocks that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some tied with bands of colored string.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some with jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, with a couple of small ornaments important to ${him}.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some in ivory rings carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some tied with simple leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some simply tied with string.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, sticking out of a hole in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some in hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks bunched up by leather, and topped with a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some tied with paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some tied with golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in dreadlocks.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks that flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, but they're hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, spreading out in many directions.`);
							break;
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, spreading out in many directions.`);
							break;
						case "a ball gown":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, spreading out in many directions.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some in gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and tied so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some with white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 10) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some in simple hair ties.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some with steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some tied with colored string.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some in jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, with a couple of small ornaments important to ${him}.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some with ivory rings carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some with simple leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is in dreadlocks, some simply tied with string.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, sticking out of a hole in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some in hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks bunched up by leather, and topped with a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some tied with paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some in golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in short, dreadlocks.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks that are hidden by ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, spreading around ${his} head.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some with gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and tied so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, some in white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in short dreadlocks.`);
					}
				} else {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is combed back and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is too short to be kept in proper dreadlocks, so it's simply combed back.`);
					}
				}
				break;
			case "curled":
				if (slave.hLength > 100) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks, reaching down almost to the ground.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks, tied with a scrunchy in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is in long curls, and the locks flow down ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks, some simply tied with string.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks poking out of a hole in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is curled into floor-length locks secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks wrapped in golden thread that almost reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in long curly locks that nearly reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks that flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks barely hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks, almost reaching the ground.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks, secured by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and tied up so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks, secured by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks, barely hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks, well hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks that almost reach the ground, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks that almost reach the ground.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 30) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, reaching past ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, tied with a scrunchy in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is in curls, and the locks flow down ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, tied back with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, sticking out of a hole in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is curled into long flowing locks, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, secured by golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in long curled locks.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks that flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, but they're hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, reaching past ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks secured by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and tied so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, secured by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is curled into long locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is curled into long locks.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 10) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks secured by simple hair ties.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks tied with a scrunchy in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is in short curls, and the locks flow down ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks tied with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks, but they are covered by ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is curled into short flowing locks, and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks secured by golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in short, curled locks.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks that are hidden by ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks secured by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and tied so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks secured by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is curled into short locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is curled into short locks.`);
					}
				} else {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is in short curls and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in short curls and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in short curls.`);
					}
				}
				break;
			case "permed":
				if (slave.hLength > 100) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls, reaching down almost to the ground.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls, tied with a scrunchy in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is permed into long curls, and the locks flow down ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is in long dreadlocks, some simply tied with string.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls poking out of a hole in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is permed into floor-length curls secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls wrapped in golden thread that almost reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in long curly curls that nearly reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls that flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls barely hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
						case "a slave gown":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls, almost reaching the ground.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls, secured by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls and tied up so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls, secured by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls, barely hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is permed into long flowing curls, well hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is permed and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is permed and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is permed and topped by a cat ear headband; ${his} curls almost reach the ground.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is permed; ${his} curls almost reach the ground.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 30) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is permed, ${his} curls reaching past ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is permed into long locks, secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is permed into long locks that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is permed into long locks that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed and tied with a scrunchy in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is permed into long locks, secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is permed into curls, and the locks flow down ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is permed and secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is permed and secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is permed and tied back with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is permed, sticking out of a hole in ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is permed and secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is permed and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is permed and secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is permed and secured by golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in long permed curls.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is permed, ${his} curls flow out from under ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is permed, but they're hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
						case "a ball gown":
							r.push(`is permed, reaching past ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is permed and secured by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is permed and tied so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is permed, secured by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is permed, ${his} long curls hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is permed, ${his} long curls hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is permed and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is permed and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is permed and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is permed and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is permed.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 10) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "conservative clothing":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves secured by simple hair ties.`);
							break;
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves secured by steel rings.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves that emerge from under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves that emerge from under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves tied with a scrunchy in noxious 80's pastel colors.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves secured by jade rings etched with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is permed into short curls, and the locks flow down ${his} shoulders.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves secured by ivory combs carved with images of`);
							r.push(App.Desc.image(slave));
							break;
						case "uncomfortable straps":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves secured by leather ties.`);
							break;
						case "shibari rope":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves tied with rope.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves, but they are covered by ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves secured by hair ties with plastic buttons, bearing the garish inscription`);
							r.push(App.Desc.inscrip(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves secured by paracord.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves secured by golden thread.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`sticks sacrilegiously out of ${his} surplice in short, permed waves.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves that are hidden by ${his} cowl.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves hidden by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves secured by gaudy gold clasps.`);
							break;
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and tied so ${he} can do business without them getting in the way.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves secured by white cloth ties emblazoned with little red crosses.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves, but they're hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves, but they're hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is permed into short waves and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is permed into short waves.`);
					}
				} else {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is permed into short curls and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is permed into short curls and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is permed into short curls.`);
					}
				}
				break;
			case "luxurious":
				if (slave.hLength > 100) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "chains":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks, caught painfully in ${his} chains here and there.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing gorgeously down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing gorgeously down ${his} back, ornamented with little silver talismans here and there.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is allowed a gap at the back of ${his} head so ${his} luxurious layered locks can escape to cascade down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing gorgeously down ${his} back, covered by a flimsy hairnet.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing gorgeously down ${his} bare back.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "a long qipao":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing elegantly down ${his} back, kept sensibly in place by a set of ivory hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing elegantly down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks but not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks but not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing gorgeously down ${his} back, decorated with little black bows here and there.`);
							break;
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks kept out of ${his} face by a couple of gaudy golden barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "battlearmor":
						case "a mounty outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks kept out of ${his} face by a pastel-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks topped by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`cascades out from under a cowboy hat in luxurious layered locks.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`cascades out from under a festive hat in luxurious layered locks.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "attractive lingerie":
						case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks, with a flower tucked behind one ear:`);
							r.push(App.Desc.flower(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is in luxurious locks topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks, cascading almost to the ground, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks, cascading almost to the ground.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 30) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "body oil":
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing over ${his} shoulders, ornamented with little silver talismans here and there.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is allowed a gap at the back of ${his} head so ${his} luxurious layered locks can escape down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing down ${his} back, covered by a flimsy hairnet.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing gorgeously down ${his} bare back.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "a long qipao":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing elegantly down ${his} back, kept sensibly in place by a set of ivory hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing elegantly down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing gorgeously but not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing gorgeously but not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks, decorated with a little black bow in back.`);
							break;
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks kept out of ${his} face by a couple of gaudy golden barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "battlearmor":
						case "a mounty outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks kept out of ${his} face by a pastel-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks topped by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing out from under a cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks flowing out from under a festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "attractive lingerie":
						case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman":
							r.push(`is in luxurious layered locks held back by a flower, tucked behind one ear:`);
							r.push(App.Desc.flower(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is in luxurious locks topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is brushed back over ${his} shoulders and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is brushed back over ${his} shoulders.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 10) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "body oil":
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks, brushed back and ornamented with a little jade talisman.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks, crammed under ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks, covered by a flimsy hairnet.`);
							break;
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "a long qipao":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks kept sensibly in place by a set of ivory hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`is in luxurious styled short locks.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks but not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks but not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks decorated with a little black bow in back.`);
							break;
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks kept out of ${his} face by simple barrette.`);
							break;
						case "slutty business attire":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks kept out of ${his} face by a gaudy golden barrette.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "a mounty outfit":
						case "battlearmor":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks kept out of ${his} face by a sturdy hairpin.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks kept out of ${his} face by a pastel-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks topped by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks topped by a cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks topped by a festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "attractive lingerie":
						case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks, bearing a flower tucked behind one ear:`);
							r.push(App.Desc.flower(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is in short, luxurious locks topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is brushed back and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is brushed back.`);
					}
				} else {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "body oil":
						case "a huipil":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a slave gown":
						case "a halter top dress":
						case "a ball gown":
						case "conservative clothing":
						case "nice business attire":
						case "slutty business attire":
						case "battledress":
						case "battlearmor":
						case "a long qipao":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a mounty outfit":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "a courtesan dress":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "restrictive latex":
							r.push(`fits under ${his} latex hood.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks covered by a flimsy hairnet.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks but not visible under ${his} modest head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks but not visible under ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is in luxurious short layered locks and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty nurse outfit":
						case "a nice nurse outfit":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks secured by a traditional white nurse's headband, complete with red cross.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks under ${his} cowboy hat.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks under ${his} festive hat.`);
							break;
						case "a string bikini":
						case "attractive lingerie":
						case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman":
							r.push(`is in luxuriously styled short locks, and ${he} has a flower tucked behind one ear:`);
							r.push(App.Desc.flower(slave));
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is in short, luxurious locks topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is luxuriously styled and layered, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is luxuriously styled and layered.`);
					}
				}
				break;
			case "strip":
				if (slave.hLength > 100) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "chains":
						case "uncomfortable straps":
						case "restrictive latex":
						case "shibari ropes":
						case "a latex catsuit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that runs down ${his} back and ends attached to a steel ring.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip under ${his} cowboy hat, and cascades magnificently down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip under ${his} festive hat, and cascades magnificently down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is shaved into a permed strip which cascades magnificently down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that cascades magnificently down ${his} back, with scores of little ivory talismans woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that cascades magnificently down ${his} back, with scores of traditional Chinese coins woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that cascades down ${his} back, and has been stiffened so it won't get in ${his} way.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that cascades magnificently down ${his} back, with scores of little golden bells woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that cascades magnificently down ${his} back, with scores of little silver crosses hanging from it.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that cascades out from under ${his} cowl, and has scores of little golden ornaments in lewd shapes woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that falls down ${his} back, decently covered by an extra-long surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that cascades magnificently down ${his} back, with scores of tiny pastel bows woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that cascades magnificently down ${his} back, with scores of tiny black bows woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that's hidden by ${his} head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip that's hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip atop ${his} head that cascades magnificently down ${his} back, and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip atop ${his} head that cascades magnificently down ${his} back, and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip atop ${his} head that cascades magnificently down ${his} back.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 30) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "chains":
						case "uncomfortable straps":
						case "restrictive latex":
						case "shibari ropes":
						case "a latex catsuit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip that ends attached to a steel ring.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip under ${his} cowboy hat, but is visible as a party in the back.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip under ${his} festive hat, but is visible as a party in the back.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is shaved into a permed strip which falls down ${his} back.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "long qipao":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip with little ivory talismans woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip with traditional Chinese coins woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "a mounty outfit":
						case "battlearmor":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip with little golden bells woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip with little silver crosses hanging from it.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long strip that sticks out from under ${his} cowl, and has little golden ornaments in lewd shapes woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip, decently covered by a roomy surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip with tiny pastel bows woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip with tiny black bows woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip, hidden by ${his} head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip, hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is shaved into a long braided strip.`);
					}
				} else if (slave.hLength > 10) {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "chains":
						case "uncomfortable straps":
						case "restrictive latex":
						case "shibari ropes":
						case "a latex catsuit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head that ends attached to a steel ring.`);
							break;
						case "Western clothing":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip under ${his} cowboy hat, with nothing but a little rat tail visible in back.`);
							break;
						case "a Santa dress":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip under ${his} festive hat, with nothing but a little rat tail visible in back.`);
							break;
						case "body oil":
						case "a huipil":
							r.push(`is shaved into a permed strip.`);
							break;
						case "a kimono":
						case "a long qipao":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head with little ivory talismans woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty qipao":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head with traditional Chinese coins woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "battledress":
						case "a military uniform":
						case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
						case "a red army uniform":
						case "a mounty outfit":
						case "battlearmor":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head.`);
							break;
						case "harem gauze":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head with little golden bells woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a fallen nuns habit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head with little silver crosses hanging from it.`);
							break;
						case "a chattel habit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip with little golden ornaments in lewd shapes woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a penitent nuns habit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head, decently covered by ${his} surplice.`);
							break;
						case "a schoolgirl outfit":
						case "lederhosen":
						case "a dirndl":
						case "a biyelgee costume":
						case "striped panties":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head with tiny pastel bows woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a slutty maid outfit":
						case "a nice maid outfit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head with tiny black bows woven into it.`);
							break;
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head, hidden by ${his} head covering.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip down the middle of ${his} head, hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a police uniform":
						case "overalls":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sturdy hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a hanbok":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and flows down ${his} back, rustling freely in the wind.`);
							break;
						case "a one-piece swimsuit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of simple barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a gothic lolita dress":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a dark-colored headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bra":
						case "a button-up shirt":
						case "a sweater":
						case "a striped bra":
						case "striped underwear":
						case "a sweater and panties":
						case "a t-shirt":
						case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
						case "an oversized t-shirt":
						case "a t-shirt and jeans":
						case "boyshorts":
						case "cutoffs":
						case "panties":
						case "a t-shirt and panties":
						case "panties and pasties":
						case "pasties":
						case "a sweater and cutoffs":
						case "a button-up shirt and panties":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of cute hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
						case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
						case "sport shorts":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of sporty hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a tube top and thong":
						case "a tank-top":
						case "a thong":
						case "a tube top":
						case "a tank-top and panties":
						case "a t-shirt and thong":
						case "leather pants and pasties":
						case "leather pants":
						case "jeans":
						case "leather pants and a tube top":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "a nice pony outfit":
						case "a slutty pony outfit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of black barrettes.`);
							break;
						case "a skimpy loincloth":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of bone hairpins.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						case "a bimbo outfit":
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip and is kept out of ${his} face by a couple of heart-shaped barrettes.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is shaved into a strip.`);
					}
				} else {
					switch (slave.clothes) {
						case "a burkini":
						case "a burqa":
						case "a hijab and abaya":
						case "a hijab and blouse":
						case "a niqab and abaya":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} modest garb.`);
							break;
						case "a klan robe":
						case "a slutty klan robe":
							r.push(`is hidden by ${his} hood.`);
							break;
						case "a scalemail bikini":
							r.push(`is shaved into a mohawk and topped by a gold headband.`);
							break;
						case "kitty lingerie":
							r.push(`is shaved into a mohawk and topped by a cat ear headband.`);
							break;
						default:
							r.push(`is shaved into a mohawk.`);
					}
				}
				break;
			case "bald":
				r.push(`is completely bald.`);
		}
	}
	return r.join(" ");
};

src/npc/descriptions/style/hairClothing.js