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" There is a part of me that would buy a chest-hair toupee, so I could rock it underneath a Hawaiian shirt and live out my Magnum PI fantasies. The website Artofmanliness.com collected some of the worst, and odd, products every marketed to men, and the fake man pelt was one of them. According to the list, the late 19th century saw a boom in what can only be described as &amp;quot;The War On Erections.&amp;quot; But one product not on the list, that should be in all seriousness, is the recent trend towards male body sprays. These stinky sprays are snake-oil-in-a-can, nearly guaranteeing that a spritz will compel a blonde-bombshell stewardess to sexually savage a portly, socially awkward fan of Lost in an elevator. It&amp;#039;s a can of cheap cologne, not mutant sex pheromones. On top of that, the scents these sprays unleash are often times named after mythical beasts, like Phoenix, or named after verbs, like Touch. No lie, those are scents on the market for men. What does a phoenix even smell like? What, no Minotaur body spray? No Screw? How about Chainsaw or Awesome? Women like men who smell nice, true story, I know it to be a fact. So don&amp;#039;t be cheap about it. Or tacky. The Ten Worst Products For Men Ever Created [artofmanliness.com]  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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