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"&lt;strong&gt;Andy Dick&lt;/strong&gt; was one wasted, babbling, trespassing, crazy man last week ... according to this awesome 911 call -- and we're not talking about &lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/10/andy-dick-drunk-intoxicated-winery/\" target=\"_blank\"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;the winery incident&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; on Friday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=\"041210_andy_dick_911_v2\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/02/25/041210-andy-dick-911-v2-1.jpeg\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The comedian nearly got his ass arrested earlier last week when -- according to the 911 caller -- he drunkenly barreled into her L.A. home in the middle of the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're told the victim didn't want to press charges and cops simply drove Andy home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The upside for Dick?&amp;#160; The caller thought he was a \"well-to-do ... rich white man.\"&amp;#160; No joke.&amp;#160; You gotta hear it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- relatedlinks --&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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