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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Brett Smiley of Weekend Hot Clicks\u00A0with you for a few days\u00A0while Andy enjoys a swimsuit event. \u00A0Follow me on Twitter and send tips to basmiley [at] gmail [dot] com.\u00A0&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; We've Got a Man Down &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The chalky Divisional Round didn't nearly fill Wild Card Weekend's shoes for drama but it delivered on hilarity, with moments like &lt;strong&gt;Airborne Ahmad Brooks&lt;/strong&gt;, who mistimed a blitz at the goal line and ended up hurdling the Carolina offensive line. Simultaneously, a sniper took out &lt;strong&gt;Cam Newton&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Anquan Boldin&lt;/strong&gt;'s mouth was as busy as his legs yesterday ... &lt;strong&gt;Jim Harbaugh&lt;/strong&gt; once again brought his gesticulating A-game; here is one of his better flails mashed up with &lt;strong&gt;Dennis from &lt;em&gt;It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; (H/T MarcusD) ... Newton wore Superman cleats\u00A0from\u00A0Under Armour, which Adidas countered with Kryptonite kicks ... &lt;strong&gt;Colin Kaepernick&lt;/strong&gt; inevitably mocked Cam's Superman celebration\u00A0(check out a whole gallery of NFL-ers ripping off signature dances) ... &lt;strong&gt;Jerry Rice\u00A0&lt;/strong&gt;isn't quite buying Harbaugh's position that &lt;strong&gt;Michael Crabtree&lt;/strong&gt; has the best hands ever.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It didn't bode well for passing in Denver when the color guard had trouble keeping flags raised on the field ... The ruthless Turf Monster struck &lt;strong&gt;Eric Decker\u00A0&lt;/strong&gt;... Farewell to the most entertaining QB in the playoffs, &lt;strong&gt;Phillip Rivers&lt;/strong&gt;, whose stomping around was brilliantly mocked by Denver's &lt;strong&gt;Robert Ayers&lt;/strong&gt;\u00A0... While Superman was in Carolina, &lt;strong&gt;Sad Batman&lt;/strong&gt; appeared in Denver when the Broncos iced the game.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Meet the Press, Be the Press &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kaepernick, ever-scrutinized for his behavior/attire/tattoos, drew the ire of a reporter who took great offense to his backwards cap. But if you can't please 'em, join 'em: Kaep crashed Boldin's session with reporters and took some stellar notes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Aaron Craft Wrecked a Cheerleader&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ohio State's 6' 2\" engine-that-could made another tremendous effort to save a loose ball but wasted a poor cheerleader in the process.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lovely Lady Of The Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm starting off the week with a fastball: the gorgeous, adorable\u00A0&lt;strong&gt;Jennifer Lawrence &lt;/strong&gt;who looked stunning on the sewage-infested Golden Globes carpet last night. Anyways, here's today's Lovely Lady in less formal attire, and here she is\u00A0&lt;em&gt;animated.\u00A0&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Brace Yourself, Bobby Petrino &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A young Kentucky fan\u00A0dressed up for the team's contest with Louisville as once-again Cardinals football coach &lt;strong&gt;Bobby Petrino&lt;/strong&gt;, complete with neck brace and facial bruising. The kid nailed the raccoon eyes, but I could have used a little more tire burn face.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Jester Trolls King &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nets forward &lt;strong&gt;Mirza Teletovic\u00A0&lt;/strong&gt;dissed LeBron James on Twitter, posting an image\u00A0from James' outburst after a hard foul by Teletovic on Friday.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Preserving the 12th Man &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seattle will not sell NFC Championship tickets to persons with a billing address in California. Expect a legal challenge from a San Francisco attorney looking for some free publicity.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Odds &amp;amp; Ends &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Buffalo's &lt;strong&gt;Ryan Miller&lt;/strong&gt; made one of the saves of the season yesterday\u00A0... &lt;strong&gt;Tom Brady&lt;/strong&gt; still can't catch a high five\u00A0from a teammate ... No Pants Subway Ride!!! (NSFW) ... &lt;strong&gt;Bono&lt;/strong&gt;\u00A0snubbed &lt;strong&gt;Puffy&lt;/strong&gt; on a hug attempt at the Globes ... NFL Network asks if 'Hawks are unbeatable at home; Arizona Cardinals answer ... &lt;strong&gt;John Daly&lt;/strong&gt; still dominating the pants game ... &lt;strong&gt;Dan Marino&lt;/strong&gt;'s studio compatriots love dumping on his lack of a ring.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dwight Howard vs Kid &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;During a roof leak at the Verizon Center,\u00A0&lt;strong&gt;Dwight Howard&lt;/strong&gt; had some fun playing one-on-one with a kid and mercilessly blocking the 4'10\"-ers shot. (H/T r/nba)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; One Way to Remove a Tooth &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brother removes sister's tooth with a baseball bat. Not what you think, still very suspenseful.\u00A0(H/T Big League Stew)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Star-Spangled Trumpet &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let's enjoy once again trumpeter &lt;strong&gt;Jesse McGuire's&lt;/strong&gt; rousing rendition of the national anthem in Carolina.\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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