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" Oh, lordy, look who&amp;#039;s 40! No, seriously, look at who&amp;#039;s 40: It&amp;#039;s Leonardo DiCaprio, a guy who&amp;#039;s seen and done it all. To honor the birthday boy, we present these images from key moments in the actor&amp;#039;s awesome life and imagine what he must have been thinking. &amp;quot;Hi. I&amp;#039;m Leo. Note my excellent impression of my doll.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;IDK. It&amp;#039;s a jumpsuit. Roll with it.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Just calling to say I&amp;#039;m awesome. And that I have unexplained pink paint on my sleeve.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;No, really. I am. And I&amp;#039;m wearing impossible-to-read buttons.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;In about one year, my fame will crush you and make you a distant showbiz memory, Kirk. But for now, I&amp;#039;ll play along with your apron games. &amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Oh, hey. Just chillin&amp;#039;, at the Rock N&amp;#039; Jock B-Ball Jams.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Four ball, corner pocket. No problem...as per uzh.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Marky-M is the coolest! Look at his headband! And his face!&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;But not as cool as this knit hat or that Deanna Troi action figure behind me.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Or Johnny D. and his pocket pen.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;In fact, I take back what I said just a second ago. I&amp;#039;m no longer mpressed, Mark.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;You know who&amp;#039;s hipper than Marky Mark? Hopper.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;When bae shares your taste in sweaters.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Totally Stoned. (See what I did there?!)&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Really not over your inability to make room for me on that raft, Kate.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;This isn&amp;#039;t awkward. At all.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Yeeee-um.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;   &amp;quot;&amp;#039;Sup?&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Pro-tip: If ever you&amp;#039;re anywhere near a Hilton sister [back left], bring ultra-noise-cancelling headphones.&amp;quot;   &amp;quot;La-dee-dah. Low-dee-doe. L-E-O is cool-i-o.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Just thank her. She made me.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Eff you, RDJ. I totally would have killed as Iron Man.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Just gonna wear my man-bun in the middle of the ocean while that fish over there shoots my photo.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Because I&amp;#039;m Leo Di-Effing-Caprio!&amp;quot;  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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