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"I thought I was bad--until I was behind a woman ordering a &amp;quot;six-Splenda, no-foam, 130-degrees nonfat latte, with the Splenda stirred in before the milk is added.&amp;quot; Oh. My. God.\nBut I have to admit:\nPinterestFacebookPHOTO: AFP/Getty ImagesI&amp;#39;m guilty of the way-too-specific Starbucks order--and observing this lady this morning, all wound up tight over her java temp, was like a big flashing sign to be slightly *less *annoying. Mine usually goes something like this: &amp;quot;Grande, decaf, extra-hot soy Americano with extra foam.&amp;quot; Then when I get to the counter to pick it up, I ask, &amp;quot;Is this regular?&amp;quot; (I&amp;#39;ve figured out that they&amp;#39;re more likely to tell me the truth than if I simply ask, &amp;quot;Is this decaf?&amp;quot;)\nBottom line: Coffee shouldn&amp;#39;t be this stressful! And really, gripping control over a Starbucks order doesn&amp;#39;t translate into having control over your life--as much as we&amp;#39;d like to believe otherwise.\nSo, I give up. &amp;quot;Grande decaf soy Americano, please.&amp;quot;\nOh, and &amp;quot;Thank you.&amp;quot;\nWhat&amp;#39;s your coffee order? And what&amp;#39;s the most ridiculous thing you&amp;#39;ve heard someone else ask for in the coffee line?\nMore on coffee and health:\nThe bikini barista trend (eek!): Is it hygienic?\nIt&amp;#39;s official: Coffee does not give you bad breath!\nTry this skinny trick at Starbucks\nPAUL J. RICHARDS/AFP/Getty Images"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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