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"FRI 8/5 \n    You've seen all manner of fancy knives on TV: knives that cut cans, knives that conquer concrete, knives that slice and dice just about anything -- except the skin of a tomato. And at this time of year, don't you know it, too?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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