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"&lt;strong&gt;WANTED&lt;/strong&gt;: Man who robbed a convenience store in Lincoln, Nebraska yesterday, making off with nine packs of cigarettes, worth a grand total of $50.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DESCRIPTION&lt;/strong&gt;: Male, medium build ... and wearing an empty &lt;strong&gt;Bud Light &lt;/strong&gt;box as a mask!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://www.tmz.com/photos/2009/05/26/1886-beer-bandit\"&gt;&lt;img vspace=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Click to view!\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/05/26/0526_beer_bandit_photo_launch.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sure, he's a moron, but the stupid disguise worked -- cops are still looking for this idiot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;{{tmz_video_0}}&lt;strong&gt;UPDATE&lt;/strong&gt;: We just obtained this video of the beer box bandit in action, in which he uses a green towel to make the clerk believe he's carrying a firearm. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone think he was actually packing?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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