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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you haven't seen the above video of the Washington Capitals rocking out to jingle bells, you should remedy that immediately. But first a warning: you might find it hard to watch just once. There's a lot going on, particularly in terms of ironically ugly Christmas outfits. So to enhance the viewing experience I've broken down the sartorial elements for you with a ranking of the best looks:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;1. Joel Ward&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Maybe this is my personal bias, Ward being one of my all-time faves, but the combination of the Christmas present sweater and the matching Washington Capitals team hat is inspired. Accessorize that with a pink inflatable saxophone and uncontrollable fit of laughter at Alex Ovechkin's singing ability and you've got a winning combination.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;2. Brooks Laich&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The elf body sweater is a great choice only made better by the fact that Laich's torso is obscured, heightening the illusion.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;3. Alexander Ovechkin&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Great 8 gets points for his robot Santa sweater and just overall acting brilliance.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;4. Mike Green&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The comically tiny hat matching the sweater looks great. Green could stand to get a little more into the Christmas spirit, though.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;5. Nicklas Backstrom&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There's nothing groundbreaking about the snowman sweater-santa hat combo, but Backstrom's elf-like demeanor really sells it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;6. Tom Wilson&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;See: Nicklas Backstrom.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;6. Aaron Volpatti&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The uniqueness of the mistletoe hat is mitigated by Volpatti's decision to wear athletic shorts. Color coordination is no excuse for shorts with a sweater.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;7. John Erskine&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bears have nothing to do with Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;8. Troy Brouwer&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\nThis is sure to be a controversial ranking, but an ushanka, a onsie, and Ugg boots are really more Russian business casual than American holiday party.&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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