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"Just in time for tonight&amp;#39;s second episode of Girls, let&amp;#39;s reflect on the season two premiere. I still haven&amp;#39;t decided if the show is an earnest exploration of the privileged, spoiled, and narcissistic or a Golden Globes-winning satirical critique of the #firstworldproblems phenomenon.\nRegardless, the point of the show seems to be, none of your friends actually like you. So, despite the fact that everyone on the show is the worst, I did start to have some sympathy for at least some of them. Here&amp;#39;s how bad I feel for each of the characters on Girls, from marginally to literally not at all.\nPinterestFacebook1. Shoshanna\n(I Feel: Marginally Bad, I Guess)\n&amp;quot;Deflowered but not devalued&amp;quot;? Shoshanna, darling, I wish it were so. Thing is, your self-indulged friends have devalued you from the beginning. And, it&amp;#39;s only a matter of time until Ray&amp;#39;s inexplicable infatuation with you peters out and/or your neuroticism pushes him out the door. Then you&amp;#39;re, like, the most virgin-y non-virgin ever.\n2. Whatever Donald Glover&amp;#39;s Character&amp;#39;s Name Is\nI didn&amp;#39;t catch his name, mostly because he was only onscreen long enough for us to find out Hannah&amp;#39;s newly protected and calculated self is already ashamed of their relationship. I feel bad that he just started hanging out with these people and has no idea what he&amp;#39;s in for.\n3. Brooklyn\nThe national reputation of New York&amp;#39;s coolest borough has been under siege since Girls premiered. I don&amp;#39;t live there, but I&amp;#39;d like to believe Brooklyn doesn&amp;#39;t think voluntary unemployment is as trendy as the show makes it seem.\n4. Ray\nHe&amp;#39;s arrogant, rude, and nearly unforgivable after the Hannah&amp;#39;s diary incident. Yet, what I appreciate about Ray is that he&amp;#39;s real. If he were faking his feelings for Shoshanna, he would&amp;#39;ve taken advantage a while ago. Like when she was giving him a groin massage. Pants-less. High on crack.\nPinterestFacebook5. Adam\nTormented and misunderstood, yes, but Adam&amp;#39;s diva-like antics surrounding that crappy play prove he&amp;#39;s just as self-important as the rest. Sure, he&amp;#39;s justified in feeling hurt by Hannah&amp;#39;s now-wavering emotions toward him, but the guy treated her like shmuck for all but 12 minutes through 11 episodes. And yeah, it sucks he got hit by that car, but dude, leave your outrage and drama on the sidewalk.\n6. Elijah\n*(I Feel: Completely Indifferent)*Jury&amp;#39;s still out here. All we know is that he&amp;#39;s a gay dude. Who is sometimes drunk. And subsequently horny. Just sounds like he&amp;#39;s a dude. Who happens to be gay. We&amp;#39;ll see who&amp;#39;s more responsible for the inevitable demise of the new Hannah-Elijah living arrangements.\n7. Charlie\nMy tendency is to feel bad for guys like this&amp;#8212;sweet, genuine, well-intentioned&amp;#8212;but, lord, is he irritating. Clean-shaven, bearded, long hair, short hair: don&amp;#39;t care. Charlie, allow me to say what everyone else is thinking: GROW SOME.\nPinterestFacebook8. Jessa\nOnly outweighing Jessa&amp;#39;s complete disregard for how her actions impact others is Jessa&amp;#39;s disregard for how her actions impact herself. So, when her shotgun marriage to that vaguely Scottish/Jewish consultant dude blows up, she probably won&amp;#39;t care. This is because she lacks anything that resembles a real human emotion. I can&amp;#39;t feel bad for a sociopath.\n9. Hannah\nShe has a job, an apartment, and two dudes pining for her affection. That ought to keep her satisfied/quiet for at least, like, 10 minutes. That&amp;#39;s all the attention I&amp;#39;m willing to give her.\n10. Marnie\n(I Feel: A Complete Lack of Compassion. Like, None at All)\nBesides a hot bod and a pretty smile, Marnie has yet to show any redeemable qualities to date. When you alienate all the people around you, they tend to leave. Then, your life comes down to eating cake and making out with Bobby Moynihan. I&amp;#39;m not sure she even deserves that.\nThink someone deserves more sympathy, or is everybody actually the worst? Do you think males have different impressions of the characters than females do? Do you know any of these character types in real life or, worse, been compared to any of them yourself (and if so, were you able to justify taking that as a compliment)?\nPhotos: HBO"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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