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"Whether you've seen her as a diner waitress, *Poise* magazine editor, Bluth Company assistant, or even a cartoon, Judy Greer has probably been part of a TV show or movie that you loved. And with the release of her debut book, *I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of A Co-star,* she takes on the role of author. I sat down with the actress to talk about writing, beauty, and why she wants to sell you perfume. \\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n \\n\\n\\n\\n                   \\n\\n__What made you decide to write a memoir?__ \\\"About a year and a half ago, my agent called me and asked if I ever thought about writing. I was like, Yes, but only in that secret spot in my brain where I don't tell anyone anything.' I always assumed everyone fantasized about being a writer because it seems like the greatest job ever.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__I loved all the old pictures that you included in the book. How would you say your style has changed over the years?__ \\\"You've heard people talk about dressing for girls or boys? I'm definitely a girl dresser. I like to wear a lot of shapeless, sacklike dresses and weird shoes. And I love a clog; I'm not going to lie. But I've been working with stylist Karla Welch for about four years now, and she's taught me how to wear more body-conscious things. And I've learned the importance of having one cool thing, like leather pants or a jacket. I'm pretty into the leather trend.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__What's the worst beauty mistake you ever made?__ \\\"Plucking off all my eyebrows into that thin little '90s eyebrow. They're not growing back. My stepdaughter had the most gorgeous Brooke Shields eyebrows ever, and then she started waxing them. If you read this, Emily, what I really want to say is: Stop waxing your eyebrows! The weird thing is, they don't grow back. You spend thousands down there, and it all grows back. My eyebrows just don't.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__Tell me about the fragrance you want to make.__ \\\"I was in New York doing a play, and some lady cut in front of me at Starbucks. I yelled at her, which I never do because I'm so midwestern, and it felt pretty good! I had also gone to a party with Alan Cumming, and he had a fragrance coming out, and I was like, I want my own fragrance, too, and I'm calling it Intolerance! For the woman who just can't take it anymore. Fragrances are always like Magic in the Air or Fantasy Time. No, I want a fragrance for strong women, and when you smell it, it's a reminder to stand up for yourself.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__In your book, you mention that manicurist and perfume salesperson are your career backups.__ \\\"I have to say that since the nail-art phenomenon has started, I don't know if I could really be a great manicurist anymore. I don't know if I could paint those beautiful pictures on nails. But I could definitely use stencils, 100 percent. The only thing is having to talk to people all day about their problems. And perfume salesperson, it just seems like you could be passive-aggressive to customers without them really knowing and maybe get out your angst a little bit. Like guerrilla perfuming. And it'd be fun to sort of target people and guess who may actually want to buy your perfume. I feel like there's a lot of little games you could play.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n  __RELATED LINKS:__\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n  \u2022 [Minnie Driver on Her Curly-Hair Must-Haves and an Old-School Skin Trick](http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2014/04/minnie-driver-beauty-tips.html)\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n  \u2022 [Alison Sweeney Shares Beauty Tips (and One Amazing Recipe)](http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2014/03/alison-sweeney-shares-beauty-tips.html)\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n  \u2022 [Kristen Bell on the *Veronica Mars Movie, Her \\\"Tortured\\\" Haircut, and Early-2000s Fashion\\n\\n\\n\\n \\n\\n\\n\\n*](http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2014/03/kristen-bell-veronica-mars-movie-beauty-tips.html)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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