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"Tendai Matsika's channel on Funny Or Die. When the undead threaten to extinguish your existence, you should be ready to defend yourself. This a funny, and arguably disturbing, piece about what you should take with you before embarking on a journey of survival."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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