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"You don't have to be Angelina Jolie or Madonna to get a baby.  You don't even have to go to Haiti for an unwanted child.  The new Baby Auction program lets you bid on an unwanted child in the privacy of your very own country club.  We bring the bastard to you."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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