Jasper Carrott Chris Rohmann and produced by Jeff Lynne. By the late 1970s, Carrott had developed anecdotal sketches which he still performs 30 years on. Often they purport to be autobiographical; many celebrate the Birmingham accent and culture, including his support of Birmingham City. His live performances were recorded as "Jasper Carrott Rabbitts on and on and on..." and "Carrott in Notts". Notable hits were "Bastity Chelt", a song in Spoonerism, "The Football Match" describing a visit to Old Trafford, "The Nutter on the Bus" (including the cry ""Has anybody seen my camel?""), "The Mole" (""There's only one way to get rid
Jasper United That was the highlight of the team as they slowly slid down the table the next few years. In 2001 they were banished to Minna after crowd violence against rival Enyimba F.C.. Eventually, Jasper finished 15th out of 16 teams, but won a relegation playoff with second-division Bendel United to stay up. They were however relegated the next season after finishing 18th, and disbanded after one season in the Professional Division One. Their seven-year record in the highest level was 94 wins, 44 draws and 91 losses. Jasper United Jasper United was a Nigerian football club based in the city