You've Got Mail_1998

CYBERSPACE
    We have a sense of cyberspace - travel as we hurtle through a sky that 's just beginning to get light . There are a few stars but they fade and the sky turns a milky blue and a big computer sun starts to rise . We continue hurtling through space and see that we 're heading over a computer version of the New York City skyline . We move over Central Park . It 's fall and the leaves are glorious reds and yellows . We reach the West Side of Manhattan and move swiftly down Broadway with its stores and gyms and movies theatres and turn onto a street in the West 80s . Hold in front of a New York brownstone . At the bottom of the screen a small rectangle appears and the words : ADDING ART As the rectangle starts to fill with color , we see a percentage increase from 0 % to 100 % . When it hits 100 % the image pops and we are in real life .

EXT. NEW YORK BROWNSTONE - DAY
    Early morning in New York . A couple of runners pass on their way to Riverside Drive Park . We go through the brownstone window into :

INT. KATHLEEN KELLY'S APARTMENT - DAY
    KATHLEEN KELLY is asleep . Kathleen , 30 , is as pretty and fresh as a spring day . Her bedroom cozy , has a queen - sized bed and a desk with a computer on it . Bookshelves line every inch of wall space and overflow with books . Framed on the children 's classic . Madeleine . As Kathleen wakes up , her boyfriend FRANK NAVASKY walks into the room . He wears blue jeans and a workshirt . He 's carrying the New York Times .
    KATHLEEN
    Good morning.
    FRANK
    ( as he reads . )
    Listen to this - the entire work force of the state of Virginia had to have solitaire removed from their computers -
    Kathleen gets out of bed and goes to brush her teeth in the bathroom , and we stay with Frank .
    FRANK
    ( continuing . )
    - because they had n't done any work in six weeks.
    Kathleen comes out of the bathroom in her robe .
    KATHLEEN
    Are n't you late?
    FRANK
    ( continuing . )
    You know what this is, you know what we're seeing here? We're seeing the end of Western civilization as we know it.
    KATHLEEN
    This is so sad.
    She tosses him his jacket .
    FRANK
    ( points at her computer . )
    You think that machine is your friend, but it's not.
    ( checks his watch . )
    I'm late.

INT. LIVING ROOM - KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS
    As Frank walks to the apartment door . We see a charming room with a couch , fireplace , books , and a dining table with a typewriter with a cover on it .
    KATHLEEN
    ( O.C . )
    I'll see you tonight.
    FRANK
    Sushi.
    KATHLEEN
    ( O.C . )
    Great. Bye.
    Frank goes out the door . It closes . Kathleen tiptoes into the hall and looks through the fish - eye peephole watching as he goes down the stairs , disappearing from sight . She walks into :

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - DAY
    And looks out the front window as Frank walks out onto the street and turns toward Broadway . He 's gone . Good . She sits down at her computer . An expression of anticipation and guilty pleasure as she clicks the mouse .

INT. COMPUTER SCREEN - DAY
    As we see the logo for America On Line come up and Kathleen 's code name : Shopgirl . She logs on and the computer makes all its little modem noises as the computer dials the access number and connects and we hear the machine :
    COMPUTER
    Welcome.
    And we see Kathleen , listening for the words she 's waiting to hear :
    COMPUTER
    ( cont 'd . )
    You've got mail.
    And Kathleen smiles as her mail page comes up :

INT. COMPUTER SCREEN - DAY
    We see a list of letters : Big Cash Op : You can make $ $ $ in your spare time . OIL MKT : You can turn $ 20 into $ 20,000 THIS REALLY WORKS U CAN DO IT : Maximize your selling ability nowwwww ! NY152 Brinkley Kathleen hits the `` delete '' key and the first three letters - all of them junk - mail - are deleted and drop offscreen . Then she selects the `` Read Mail '' key for `` NY 152 Brinkley '' . And the letter comes up : To : Shopgirl From : NY152 Re : Brinkley Kathleen starts to read the letter aloud :
    KATHLEEN
    Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do -
    And now we hear Kathleen 's voice replaced by the voice of NY 152 , a man named JOE FOX -
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    - although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagel off the sidewalk, and I prefer to buy them. Brinkley is a great catcher and was offered a tryout on the Mets farm team -

INT. JOE'S APARTMENT - DAY
    A dog is sitting on a large green pillow on the floor . This is BRINKLEY . The pillow has `` Brinkley '' embroidered on it . Brinkley 's master , JOE FOX , a great - looking guy , full of charm and irony , comes into the kitchen and pours himself some orange juice . He 's half - dressed .
    JOE
    ( cont 'd . )
    - but he chose to stay with me so that he could spend 18 hours a day sleeping on a large green pillow the size of an inner tube. Do n't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly - sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.
    VOICE
    Darling -
    JOE
    Mmmmmhmmm -
    Joe 's girlfriend PATRICIA EDEN , in Armani head to toe , comes into the kitchen and turns on the $ 2000 espresso machine , which starts grinding beans . She 's carrying the morning papers .
    PATRICIA
    I'm late.
    ( indicating the newspaper . )
    Random House fired Dick Atkins. Good riddance. Murray Chilton died. Which makes one less person I'm not speaking to -.
    ( she drains a cup of espresso as a second starts to come out of the machine . )
    Vince got a great review. He'll be insufferable. Tonight, PEN dinner -
    JOE
    Am I going?
    PATRICIA
    You promised.
    JOE
    Ca n't I just give them money? That's the cause? Free Albanian writers? I'm for that.
    Patricia drains another cup of espresso , looks at him .
    JOE
    All right, I'll go. You're late.
    PATRICIA
    I know I know I know.
    She tears out of the kitchen and the door slams behind her . Hold on Joe , listening as he hears the elevator door open and close on the landing outside . IT . JOE 'S DEN - DAY As he comes in and sits down at his laptop computer and logs on .
    JOE & THE COMPUTER
    ( TOGETHER . )
    Welcome. You've got mail.
    And as he starts to read his letter , we hear :
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we're the oldest and dearest friends - as opposed to what we actually are, people who do n't know each other's names and met in a Chat Room where we both claimed we'd never been before.

INT. JOE'S ELEVATOR - DAY
    As Joe , dressed for work , takes the elevator down with his elevator man CHARLIE . There 's a certain amount of Good morning , etc. , as the elevator goes down and the voice - over continues :
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , CONTINUES . )
    What will he say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up.

EXT. RIVERSIDE DRIVE - DAY
    As Joe comes out of his building .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , CONTINUES . )
    I go on line, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words : You've got mail.
    And the camera now pans from 152 Riverside uptown to :

EXT. NEW YORK BROWNSTONE - MORNING
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , CONTINUES . )
    I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you.

EXT. BROADWAY - MORNING
    As Kathleen comes onto Broadway at the corner of 83rd Street and starts downtown . Through a long lens we can see Joe , walking into blocks behind her . As Kathleen and Joe make their way down Broadway we see the West Side of Manhattan in the morning . Mothers and fathers taking their kids to school , people on their way to work , dogs being walked . School buses picking up kids , bakery trucks dropping off brown bags of bread in the doorframes of unopened restaurants . Kathleen stops at a newsstand , says good morning to the newsstand dealer , and picks up a New York Times . Metal grates are pulled up to open flower shops , nail salons , the pharmacy , fish store , the Cuban Chinese Restaurant , Zabar 's . Joe stops at the same newsstand . He buys all the papers - the Times , Wall Street Journal , Post and Daily News .

INT. STARBUCKS - DAY
    As Kathleen picks up her coffee , walks out .

EXT. COLUMBUS AVENUE - DAY
    As Kathleen walks down Columbus , we see Joe a block behind her . She stops to buy flowers and Joe passes her , crosses to the Ease side of Columbus Avenue .

EXT. COLUMBUS AVENUE - DAY
    A building under construction , with plywood board covering the front and wrapping around the corner . Joe goes to a side entrance and enters .

EXT. COLUMBUS & 73RD STREET - DAY - CONTINUOUS
    As Kathleen comes around the corner onto 73rd and stops in front of her store , a children 's bookstore called `` The Shop Around the Corner . '' It is an irresistibly inviting store . There are twinkle lights in the windows , framing large stuffed animals reading children 's books : Madeleine , Good Night Moon , Where the Wild Things Are . A teddy bear in a pinafore is reading The Stupids Step Out . Waiting for Kathleen in front is one of her employees , CHRISTINA .
    KATHLEEN
    Hello, Christina. It's a beautiful day. Is n't it the most beautiful day?
    Christina looks up at the sky as if seeing it for the first time .
    CHRISTINA
    I guess. Yeah, sure.
    Kathleen unlocks the shop and cranks the grate , which rises , making a horrible noise . Two cabs almost collide in front of the store , with a screech , and one cabdriver starts yelling obscenities at the other . Kathleen unlocks the door to the store .
    KATHLEEN
    Do n't you love New York in the fall?
    Christina looks at her puzzled .

INT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - CONTINUOUS
    Kathleen turns the CLOSED sign on the door over to read `` OPEN '' and she activates the computer system . She looks around , and we see a small but charming children 's bookstore , with wooden shelves , a tiny area where kids can sit and read , some charming posters and a glass case full of first editions of the Oz books and Alice In Wonderland , etc. . There 's a playful display of witches , lit with twinkle lights covered with orange pumpkin globes and a sign reading `` The Ten Best Witch List '' and a collection of witch books - `` The Lion , The Witch and the Wardrobe , '' `` The Witches , '' `` The Wizard of Oz . '' On the counter is a glass jar full of sugar - free lollipops . Kathleen hangs up her coat in the back of the store and suddenly stops to daydream . A smile creeps onto her face . Christina looks at her .
    CHRISTINA
    What's going on with you?
    KATHLEEN
    Nothing.
    CHRISTINA
    You're in love.
    KATHLEEN
    In love? No. Yes. Of course I am. I'm in love with Frank. I'm practically living with Frank. Do you think you could get our Christmas mailers out this week?
    CHRISTINA
    By Monday I promise. I have a paper due Friday. Now what's going on?
    ( she looks at Kathleen . )
    I'm just going to stand here till you tell me.
    A beat .
    KATHLEEN
    Is it infidelity if you're involved with someone on E - mail?
    CHRISTINA
    Have you had sex?
    KATHLEEN
    Of course not. I do n't even know him.
    CHRISTINA
    I mean cybersex.
    KATHLEEN
    No!
    CHRISTINA
    Well, do n't do it. The minute you do, they lose all respect for you.
    KATHLEEN
    It's not like that. We just E - mail. It's really nothing, on top of which I'm definitely thinking of stopping because it's getting -
    CHRISTINA
    Out of hand?
    KATHLEEN
    Confusing. But not really. Because it's nothing.
    CHRISTINA
    Where did you meet him?
    KATHLEEN
    I ca n't even remember.
    ( off Christina 's look . )
    The day I turned thirty I wandered into the Over Thirty Room for a joke, sort of and he was there, and we started chatting.
    CHRISTINA
    About what?
    KATHLEEN
    Books. Music. How much we both love New York. Harmless. Harmless. Meaningless.
    ( starts smiling . )
    Bouquets of sharpened pencils.
    CHRISTINA
    Excuse me?
    KATHLEEN
    Forget it. We do n't talk about anything personal. We made a rule about that. I do n't know his name, what he does or exactly where he lives, so it will be really easy to stop seeing him, because I'm not.
    CHRISTINA
    God, he could be the next person to talk into the store. He could be.
    ( as George walks in . )
    George.
    GEORGE PAPPAS , in his twenties , one of Kathleen 's salespeople , is a cute guy who has no idea that he 's supposed to look in the mirror when he gets dressed .
    GEORGE
    Morning.
    CHRISTINA
    Are you On Line?
    GEORGE
    As far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way to be rejected by a woman.
    BIRDIE walks in . She is in her seventies , has white hair , and is tiny , like a little sparrow . She is the store 's oldest employee , having worked there for over forty years , and serves as a accountant as well as salesperson .
    KATHLEEN
    Good morning, Birdie.
    BIRDIE
    What are you all talking about?
    CHRISTINA
    Cybersex.
    BIRDIE
    I tried to have cybersex once but I kept getting a busy signal.
    CHRISTINA
    I know, I know. One Saturday night I was really depressed about not having a date, so I thought, no problemo, I'll go on line and I wo n't be lonely, but I could n't get on, there were hundreds of thousands of people who did n't have dates trying to get on. You have to wonder which is harder, getting a date or getting On Line when you do n't have a date.
    GEORGE
    Getting a date is harder.
    We hear the bell jingle as TWO WEST SIDE MOTHERS come in with two KIDS IN STROLLERS .
    KATHLEEN
    ( to the kids . )
    Jessica and Maia, how are you today?
    We hear the sound of the garbage truck . Kathleen goes out the front door to :

EXT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - DAY
    As the commercial garbage truck pulls up and TWO GARBAGEMEN start to load her trash .
    KATHLEEN
    Hey, you forgot to pick up the garbage last week and I got a ticket. And you're late today - I could have gotten another.
    GARBAGEMAN #1
    We were here, there was no garbage.
    GARBAGEMAN #2
    Yeah.
    KATHLEEN
    Of course there was -
    GARBAGEMAN #1
    What do you think, I do n't want to pick up garbage? You think I go up and down the street picking up garbage, I'm not going to pick up yours? What's the matter with you?
    GARBAGEMAN #2
    Yeah.
    Kathleen is standing there , tongue - tied .
    GARBAGEMAN #1
    You do n't even bundle it right, you're supposed to bundle it and leave it near the curb, you leave it near the store and you use cheap garbage bags, they smear all over the place, and then I got to pick it up with my shovel -

INT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - CONTINUOUS
    As Christina , who 's helping one of the customers , looks out the window as the harangue continues .

EXT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - CONTINUOUS
    GARBAGEMAN #1
    And now you're busting my chops. You're just another garbage pick - up to us, okay?
    GARBAGEMAN #2
    Yeah.
    As Kathleen continues to stand there , speechless .

INT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - CONTINUOUS
    As Kathleen comes back into the store . Christina is ringing up a sale .
    KATHLEEN
    That guy went ballistic on me.
    CHRISTINA
    I hope you told him off.
    KATHLEEN
    Not exactly.
    Another customer enters the store . The bell jingles .

EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE ON COLUMBUS - DAY
    A little truck carrying a knife sharpener , its bells ringing , passes the building under construction .

INT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY
    WORKERS , ELECTRICIANS , MASONS , CARPENTERS , etc. in the process of building what looks like a large store . Wires hanging everywhere .
    KEVIN
    The electrical contractor called. His truck hit a deer last night, he wo n't be in'til tomorrow. The shelves are late because the shipment of pine had beetles. And there's some question about whether we're installing the stairs in the right spot -
    JOE
    That sounds great.
    KEVIN
    Testing one two three four.
    JOE
    Is the electrician here?
    KEVIN
    I just told you - he hit a deer.
    JOE
    I hear nothing. Not a sound on the city streets, just the beat of my own heart. I think that's the way it goes. Something like that.
    KEVIN
    ( beginning to glean something . )
    Did you and Patricia get engaged?
    JOE
    Engaged? Are you crazy?
    KEVIN
    I thought you liked Patricia -
    JOE
    I love Patricia. Patricia's amazing. Patricia makes coffee nervous.
    ( suddenly all business . )
    Are we still on schedule?
    KEVIN
    We open two weeks before Thanksgiving.
    JOE
    I guess we should announce ourselves soon. Tell people we're coming.
    KEVIN
    This is the Upper West Side of Manhattan. The minute they hear they'll be lining up -
    JOE
    - to picket -
    KEVIN
    - the big bad -
    JOE
    - chain store -
    KEVIN
    - that destroys -
    JOE
    - everything we hold dear. But we'll seduce them with our square footage and our deep armchairs and our amazingly swift checkout lines and our discounts and our.
    JOE & KEVIN
    ( the trump card . )
    - cappuccino.
    JOE
    They hate us in the beginning, but we get them in the end. Meanwhile we should just put up a sign - Coming soon, a Foxbooks Superstore and The End of Western Civilization As We Know It.

INT. FOXBOOKS - WORLD HEADQUARTERS - DAY
    Joe is in the office with his father , NELSON FOX , and his grandfather , SCHUYLER FOX . The office has been recently redecorated ; everything is new and a little overdone . On the wall we see the Foxbooks logo .
    JOE
    Kevin and I are both a little concerned about the neighborhood response -.
    ( suddenly notices the garish couch . )
    What is this fabric? Does it have a name?
    NELSON
    Money. Its name is money.
    JOE
    Gillian selected it.
    NELSON
    Of course.
    SCHUYLER
    Your father is getting married again.
    JOE
    Oh, great, congratulations, Dad. Why?
    NELSON
    Who knows? Why does anyone get married?
    JOE
    Love.
    NELSON
    Yes, that is one reason.
    SCHUYLER
    I think you're a damn fool.
    NELSON
    Dad, Matthew is four. It would be nice for him if his parents were married.
    SCHUYLER
    Annabel is eight and I'm not married to her mother. I ca n't even remember her mother's name.
    ( he laughs merrily . )

    JOE
    I have a very sad announcement to make. City Books on 23rd Street is going under.
    Nelson , Shuyler , and Joe high - five each other .
    NELSON
    Another independent bookstore bites the dust -
    SCHUYLER
    On to the next.
    JOE
    And I'm buying their entire stock - architecture, New York history - for the new store.
    NELSON
    How much are your paying?
    JOE
    Whatever it costs, it wo n't be as much as this exquisite mohair episode.
    ( indicates the couch . )
    We're also going to have a section on West Side Writers -
    SCHUYLER
    - as a sop to the neighborhood.
    NELSON
    Perfect. It'll keep those West Side liberal nut pseudo - intellectual bleeding hearts -
    JOE
    Readers. They're called readers.
    NELSON
    Do n't romanticize them. It'll keep them from jumping down your throat -
    SCHUYLER
    What's the competition?
    JOE
    One mystery store. Sleuth, on 86th and Amsterdam. And a children's bookstore. The Shop Around the Corner. Been there forever.
    SCHUYLER
    Cecilia's store.
    JOE
    Who's that?
    SCHUYLER
    Cecilia Kelly, lovely woman. I think we might have had a date once. Or maybe we just exchange letters.
    JOE
    You wrote her letters?
    SCHUYLER
    Mail. It was called mail.
    NELSON
    ( fondly nostalgic and kidding it slightly . )
    Stamps. Envelopes.
    JOE
    Wait. I've heard of it. It was a means of communication before I was born.
    NELSON
    Exactly.
    SCHUYLER
    Cecilia had beautiful penmanship. She was too young for me, but she was. enchanting. Her daughter owns it now.
    NELSON
    Too bad for her.
    As a DECORATOR walks into the office carrying a pile of upholstered pillows , and Joe turns to look at them .
    COMPUTER VOICE
    ( OVER . )
    Welcome. You've got mail.
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    My father is getting married again. For five years he's been living with a woman who studied decorating at Caesar's Palace.
    COMPUTER VOICE
    ( OVER . )
    You've got mail.

INT. SUBWAY - DAY
    Kathleen looks up from her book as a butterfly flies through the subway car .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today I saw one. I could n't believe it. It got on at 42nd -
    The train comes to a stop . The butterfly flies out .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    - and got off at 59th, where I assume it was going to Bloomindale's to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake. As almost all hats are.

EXT. H & H BAGELS - NIGHT
    A flour truck is unloading flour into a hole in the ground .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Did you know that every night a truck pulls up to H&H Bagels and pumps about a ton of flour into the ground? The air is absolutely amazing.
    As Joe comes around the corner and sees the dust filling the air . It is amazing .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I guess I've read Pride & Prejudice about 100 times -

INT. JOE'S KITCHEN - DAY
    As Joe reads a copy of Pride and Prejudice . He ca n't stand it .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    - and every time I read it I worry that Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy are not going to get together - but the truth is whenever I think about my favorite book I always think about the books I read as a child -

INT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - DAY
    As Kathleen takes a copy of Homer Price off the shelf .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Did you ever read Homer Price? My all - time favorite children's book.
    She opens it to the illustration of the doughnut machine that wo n't stop making doughnuts .
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    There's a doughnut machine in it that wo n't stop making doughnuts, they just keep coming down the chute just as regular as a clock can tick.

EXT. KRISPY KREME STORE - DAY
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    Have you been to Krispy Kreme?
    Joe , eating a doughnut , looks through the window at the huge doughnut machine as the doughnuts roll down the chute just as regular as a clock can tick .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    There's a doughnut machine right in the window that makes 110 dozen doughnuts an hour.

EXT. STARBUCKS - DAY
    As Joe leaves with his morning coffee .

EXT. COLUMBUS AVENUE - NEW YORK - MORNING
    Joe goes to his painter at work : COMING SOON is as far as he 's gotten .

EXT. STARBUCKS - DAY
    She enters Starbucks .

INT. STARBUCKS - DAY
    As Kathleen buys her morning coffee and listens to everyone ordering . We can hear the sounds of Starbucks : `` Short decaf cap , '' `` Tall mocha latte . '' `` Grande lowfat regular . '' Etc. .

EXT. COLUMBUS AVENUE - A HALF HOUR LATER
    The painter is further along on the sign . It now reads : COMING SOON , A FOXBOOKS SU - Kathleen walks past the construction site . She does n't really pay attention to the sign painter . We see two police cars barreling up 75th Street , followed by a television news truck .

EXT. BROADWAY - CONTINUOUS
    The police cars and TV truck barrel uptown .

EXT. 101st STREET - CONTINUOUS
    They turn left onto West 101st and stop in front of an apartment building on the block . There are more police cars and a horde of television reporters with microphones , etc. . George emerges from the building as a newscaster broadcasts .
    TV REPORTER
    The body of a woman was found this morning on the roof of a New York building.
    As George comes out of his building into a horde of REPORTERS with microphones , cameras , etc. and listens to the reporter , who , seeing George , sticks the microphone into his face .
    TV REPORTER
    Here is a resident of the building. Your name, please?
    GEORGE
    George Pappas.
    REPORTER
    Did you see or hear anything unusual last night?
    GEORGE
    No. I did n't go out.
    At that moment , George sees a young woman . This is MEREDITH CARTER . He is struck dumb .
    REPORTER
    The victim was red - haired, about thirty - five, wearing a jogging suit. Did you encounter anyone by that description in the building? Sir?
    George has n't heard a word .
    REPORTER
    Have there been any wild parties lately?
    George does n't answer .
    REPORTER
    Could it perhaps be one of your neighbors?
    George continues to stare at the beautiful woman . As he does , she notices him . She stares back . The reporter , ignored , finally turns away .
    REPORTER
    ( to camera . )
    As you can see, no one here knows anything.
    He continues to stand there , dumbstruck for a moment . Meredith Carter starts to walk away .

EXT. NEW YORK STREET - DAY
    As George walks along Broadway , past the sign , which now says : `` COMING SOON : A FOXBOOKS SUPERSTORE '' . He sees it .

INT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER
    Kathleen and several CUSTOMERS in the store . George walks in and goes to the back to hang up his coat . Christina is unpacking boxes . Birdie is at the desk . George looks at Christina meaningfully .
    CHRISTINA
    ( totally mystified . )
    What?
    GEORGE
    The coup de foudre. I had one. I never believed in them, but I just had one.
    BIRDIE
    Is that the thing where you get cold suddenly, bang?
    CHRISTINA
    No, that's the coup de vieux.
    BIRDIE
    I had that.
    GEORGE
    The coup de foudre is where you get love suddenly, bang. A thunderbolt.
    BIRDIE
    I had that too. Only I had it in Seville, where it was called, el estruendo de amor.
    GEORGE
    I do n't know her name, or anything about her. I may never see her again.
    CHRISTINA
    And if you ever do meet her, you'll find out all the horrible details, and that will be that. She'll turn out to have pictures of the Virgin Mary all over the walls.
    GEORGE
    I wo n't care.
    Kathleen sticks her head into the back .
    KATHLEEN
    Can someone help me out here?
    CHRISTINA
    George had a coup de foudre.
    GEORGE
    And Christina's making fun of me.
    KATHLEEN
    Do n't let her. I believe in this, I completely believe in this. It happened to Madame Bovary, at least six times.
    CHRISTINA
    And she was wrong every time.
    KATHLEEN
    Yes!
    ( beat . )
    Who was she?
    GEORGE
    I do n't know. She was standing outside my building with the police and the reporters.
    KATHLEEN
    What police and reporters?
    GEORGE
    Someone died.
    KATHLEEN
    Who?
    GEORGE
    I have no idea about that either. They found her on the roof.
    KATHLEEN
    A dead body. That's so sad. But you fell in love. That's so great.
    GEORGE
    Oh. One other thing.

EXT. COLUMBUS AVENUE - DAY
    The sign is now complete and it says : `` Coming soon , just around the corner . A Foxbooks Superstore . '' Kathleen and George and Christina stand there looking at it .
    CHRISTINA
    Quel nightmare.
    KATHLEEN
    It has nothing to do with us. It's big, impersonal, overstocked and full of ignorant salespeople.
    GEORGE
    But they discount.
    KATHLEEN
    But they do n't provide any service. We do.
    George and Christina nod .

INT. BARNEY GREENGRASS - LUNCHTIME
    Kathleen is having lunch with Birdie .
    KATHLEEN
    So really it's a good development. You know how in the flower district, there are all these flower shops in a row so you can find whatever you want. Well, this is going to be the book district. If you do n't have it, we do.
    BIRDIE
    And vice versa.

INT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - DUSK
    Kathleen in the kitchen , unloading groceries . Frank is standing there , plugging in an Olympia Report deluxe Electric typewriter .
    FRANK
    When you are finished with Foxbooks, the Shop Around the Corner is going to be responsible for reversing the entire course of the Industrial Revolution.
    KATHLEEN
    That is so sweet, Frank. Thank you. That is so sweet.
    FRANK
    Hey -
    He holds his arms out . They hug .
    KATHLEEN
    Although.
    FRANK
    What?
    KATHLEEN
    ( over his shoulder , she notices the typewriter , breaks from the hug . )
    What is that doing there?
    FRANK
    Listen to it. Just listen -
    He strikes a key . Practically swoons .
    FRANK
    The Olympia Report deluxe Electric Report. As in gunshot.
    KATHLEEN
    That sound is familiar.
    FRANK
    Now listen to this.
    He puts his ear to the typewriter . Kathleen listens too .
    KATHLEEN
    That whirring?
    FRANK
    The gentle and soothing lullaby of a piece of machinery so perfect -
    KATHLEEN
    I know where I've heard it before. I know.
    She whips a cover off the other typewriter on the table . It 's the same machine exactly .
    FRANK
    I needed a backup.
    KATHLEEN
    Do n't you have another one at your apartment?
    FRANK
    I might, I might. So what?
    KATHLEEN
    You're turning my apartment into a typewriter museum.
    FRANK
    I'll stop. I'll try. I probably ca n't. I see one and my knees go weak. Anyway, what were you starting to say?
    KATHLEEN
    When?
    FRANK
    Before.
    KATHLEEN
    Nothing.
    FRANK
    Come on.
    KATHLEEN
    I do n't know. I was just wondering about my work and all. I mean, what is it I do exactly? All I really do is run a bookstore -
    FRANK
    All you really do is this incredibly noble thing -
    Kathleen nods .
    KATHLEEN
    But I do n't know if I -
    FRANK
    ( stopping her . )
    Kathleen -
    KATHLEEN
    But I just -
    FRANK
    You are a lone reed.
    Kathleen looks puzzled . He sticks a piece of paper in the typewriter , starts typing .
    FRANK
    You are a lone reed waving in the breeze standing strong and tall in the corrupt sands of commerce.
    He whips the piece of paper out of the typewriter and hands it to her .
    KATHLEEN
    ( reading from it . )
    I am a lone reed.
    ( tries it on again . )
    I am a lone reed.
    Clutching her piece of paper , she wanders into the bathroom .

INT. BEDROOM - DUSK
    We hear the sound of a typewriter begin to clack away in the next room . Kathleen walks past her computer , looks at it . Then she goes over to the window , looks out at her street at dusk .

EXT. KATHLEEN'S STREET - DUSK
    A group of schoolgirls in uniform , in two straight lines , walk past with a tall woman .

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - DUSK
    She goes over to the bookshelf and pulls out a copy of Madeleine by Ludwig Bemelmans and opens it to the illustration of the twelve little girls in two straight lines marching through the streets of Paris . She looks at it , then looks up , lost in thought . We hear the sound of the computer keys .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life. Well, not small, but circumscribed. And sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I have n't been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when should n't it be the other way around?
    And hold on her as she thinks about this . In the other room , we hear Frank typing . Kathleen goes to the computer , turns it on .

EXT. KATHLEEN'S BUILDING - NIGHT
    As we see Kathleen , through her curtains , a small figure barely lit by her computer .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    I do n't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So goodnight, dear void.

INT. DRIP - DAY
    Drip is a cafe on Amsterdam Avenue with Fifties - style couches and chairs in cozy seating arrangements . Kathleen is standing at the front counter with Christina , getting drinks .
    CHRISTINA
    I went to the Foxbooks Website and you can buy anything. They ship it to you in a day. Maybe we should get a website.
    KATHLEEN
    My mother would never have wanted us to have a website. `` Every book you sell is a gift from your heart.'' She always said that.
    As they walk toward the back of the cafe , Kathleen notices a stack of loose - leaf binders on the table .
    CHRISTINA
    What if they put us out of business?
    KATHLEEN
    It's out of the question. We're a fixture in the neighborhood. We're practically a landmark.
    ( indicating the binders . )
    Men For Women, Women for Men, Women for Women - what is this?
    CHRISTINA
    You fill out one of these forms and they file it in the book and if someone wants to meet you, they arrange it.
    KATHLEEN
    What a stupid way to meet someone.
    CHRISTINA
    Compared to the Internet?
    KATHLEEN
    My little thing on the Internet is just a lark.
    CHRISTINA
    So it's still going on?
    KATHLEEN
    And I do not plan to meet him.
    ( indicating the book . )
    Why do I get the feeling that you are in here somewhere?
    Christina flips the book open to her application .
    CHRISTINA
    I came in here one night and drank too much coffee and filled one out.
    ( off Kathleen 's look . )
    Well how am I supposed to meet someone?
    KATHLEEN
    You are a runner. Some day you will make eye contact with another runner and -
    CHRISTINA
    No one ever even looks at me. They do n't. On top of which, who are they? They could like the symphony. I could never fall in love with someone who likes to go to the symphony -
    KATHLEEN
    I know. What are you supposed to do there?
    CHRISTINA
    I do n't know.
    KATHLEEN
    Sit. You're supposed to sit.
    CHRISTINA
    I could never fall in love with anyone who smokes cigars either.
    KATHLEEN
    I'll tell you what I hate. Big fat legs like stumps.
    CHRISTINA
    Yeah. I hate that too.
    KATHLEEN
    The worst, the worst - I could never, under any circumstances, love anybody who had a sailboat.
    CHRISTINA
    Neither could I.
    KATHLEEN
    If I had to get up on Saturday morning knowing that I was about to go down to the pier and unravel all those ropes and put on all that sunblock -
    CHRISTINA
    All that talk about the wind.
    KATHLEEN
    And then you have to go out on the boat, and you sail and sail and sail until you are bored witless, and then, only then, do they say, let's turn around and you realize the trip is only half over, only it's not, because the wind has changed -
    CHRISTINA
    It has n't changed. It's died.
    KATHLEEN
    So then there's more talk about the wind. While you just float up and down trying not to get nauseous. And when you finally get back, you have to clean up the boat.
    CHRISTINA
    Why do n't people have boat maids?
    KATHLEEN
    I know. There're all these people who would n't be caught dead polishing a doorknob in their house but put them on a boat and they want to rub down everything in sight.

EXT. 19TH STREET BOAT BASIN - ANOTHER DAY
    Joe is on his sailboat . He is polishing his brass and whistling .
    ANNABEL
    Joe -
    Joe jumps off the boat onto the dock to greet his grandfather 's daughter ANNABEL , 8 , who is coming toward the dock with GILLIAN , his father 's overdecorated 32 - year - old fiance , her son , MATTHEW , 4 , and the Nanny , MAUREEN .
    JOE
    Hello.
    ( picks up Annabel . )
    Annabel, how are you today?
    ANNABEL
    Great.
    JOE
    ( picks up Matt . )
    Hey, big guy -
    GILLIAN
    Do n't I get a hello?
    JOE
    Hello, Gillian.
    GILLIAN
    Kiss me. I'm going to be your wicked stepmother.
    Joe gives her a peck on the cheek .
    JOE
    Who is this?
    GILLIAN
    Nanny Maureen. I brought her in case you could n't handle the kids.
    ANNABEL
    Maureen's getting a divorce.
    JOE
    I'm sorry to hear that.
    MAUREEN
    It's my own fault. Never marry a man who lies.
    JOE
    That is so wise. Remember that, Annabel.
    ANNABEL
    She taught Matt to spell his name.
    MATT
    Fox. F - O - X.
    JOE
    Excellent, Matt.
    ( to Maureen . )
    Good work. You can have the day off. I'll take over from here.
    ( to Gillian . )
    You must be late for something. Volunteer work at the Henry Street Settlement. Packing bandages for Bosnian refugees. A course in Chinese literature at Columbia.
    GILLIAN
    I am. I'm having my eggs harvested.

EXT. STREET FAIR - DAY
    There 's a block street fair with little booths , sausage sandwich concessions , etc. . Annabel and Matt have been to the makeup booth . Annabel is a cat and Matt is a pirate . Annabel is carrying a goldfish in a baggie as they walk toward Broadway .

EXT. KATHLEEN'S STORE - DAY
    As Joe , Annabel and Matt walk past . There 's some sort of toy miniature princess in a pointed hat sitting outside the store and a sign lit with twinkle lights : Storybook Lady today 3:30 .

INT. KATHLEEN'S STORE - DAY
    Kathleen is sitting on a stool reading to a group of CHILDREN , including Annabel and Matt , who are crammed into her store . Joe is watching , along with some PARENTS as Kathleen reads from a Roald Dahl book .

INT. KATHLEEN'S STORE - LATER
    Matt is sitting on the floor reading a book . Kathleen is showing Annabel a copy of a book called Betsy - Tacy .
    KATHLEEN
    This is her best friend Tacy, whose real name is Anastasia, and then in the next book Betsy and Tacy become friends with Tib, whose real name, I am sorry to tell you, is Thelma.
    In another section of the store : George is showing Joe a first edition of Swiss Family Robinson from the glass case .
    GEORGE
    The illustrations are hand - tipped, which is why -
    JOE
    It costs so much.
    GEORGE
    It's why it's worth so much.
    Joe smiles and turns to see Kathleen and Annabel at a whole shelf of Betsy - Tacy books .
    ANNABEL
    I want all of them.
    KATHLEEN
    That might be an awful lot for your dad to buy at one time.
    ANNABEL
    My dad gets me all the books I want.
    KATHLEEN
    ( looking over at Joe . )
    Well, that's very nice of him.
    ANNABEL
    That's not my dad. That's my nephew -
    KATHLEEN
    Oh, I do n't really think that's your nephew -
    As Joe approaches .
    JOE
    It's true. Annabel is my aunt. Are n't you, Aunt Annabel?
    Annabel nods solemnly .
    ANNABEL
    And Matt is -
    KATHLEEN
    Let me guess.
    ( to Matt . )
    Are you his uncle?
    MATT
    No.
    KATHLEEN
    His grandfather?
    Annabel and Matt start giggling .
    KATHLEEN
    ( cont 'd . )
    His great - grandfather?
    MATT
    ( shouting with glee . )
    I'm his brother.
    JOE
    Annabel is my grandfather's daughter. And Matt is my father's son. We are an American family.
    He smiles at Kathleen , who finds herself smiling back . Annabel suddenly sneezes . Kathleen takes a handkerchief from her sleeve . It 's an old fashioned hankie that 's embroidered . She offers it to Annabel , who instead wipes her nose with her hand and then looks at the handkerchief , a little puzzled .
    ANNABEL
    What is that?
    KATHLEEN
    A handkerchief. Oh my, do children not even know what handkerchiefs are? A handkerchief is a Kleenex you do n't throw away. My mother embroidered it for me - you see? My initials and a daisy, because daisies are my favorite flower.
    ANNABEL
    Orchids are my favorite flower.
    KATHLEEN
    ( to Joe . )
    You know what else children do n't know? They do n't know what a telephone booth is?
    Joe is looking at Kathleen .
    JOE
    Who are you?
    KATHLEEN
    Kathleen Kelly. I own this store. Are you are?
    JOE
    Joe. Just call me Joe.
    ( quickly . )
    We'll take these books.
    He gets the one Matt is reading . And the two other Kathleen has gotten for Annabel .
    KATHLEEN
    These are wonderful books. As Annabel gets older the characters in the books do, too.
    ( to Annabel . )
    You can grow up with Betsy.
    GEORGE
    You're going to come back again, are n't you?
    JOE
    Of course.
    GEORGE
    This is why we're never going to go under. Our customers are loyal.
    KATHLEEN
    ( by way of explanation . )
    They're opening a Foxbooks around the corner.
    ANNABEL
    Foxbooks! My Daddy -
    JOE
    ( gently putting his hand over her mouth . )
    - likes to buy at discount. Do n't tell anyone that, Annabel, it's nothing to be proud of -
    MATT
    ( spelling . )
    F - O - X.
    KATHLEEN
    That's amazing. You can spell fox. Can you spell dog?
    MATT
    F - O - X.
    JOE
    Matt, look at this dinosaur book. Would n't you like a dinosaur book? Annabel, maybe you could read this to Matt while I wrap things up here.
    ( moves them to a corner , to them quickly . )
    Sit down, read, and do n't listen to anything I say.
    Returns to counter and gives Kathleen some cash .
    JOE
    And the dinosaur book too.
    KATHLEEN
    The world is not driven by discounts, believe me. I've been in business forever. I started helping my mother here after school when I was six years old. I used to watch her, and it was n't that she was selling books, it was that she was helping people become whoever they were going to turn out to be. When you read a book as a child it becomes part of your identity in a way that no other reading in your life does.
    ( stops herself . )
    I guess I've gotten carried away.
    JOE
    You have, and you've made me feel.
    He ca n't finish the sentence . He looks at her and sees , behind her on the shelf , a picture of a woman who is unmistakably Kathleen 's mother , with a young Kathleen .
    JOE
    ( cont 'd . )
    Enchanting, your mother was enchanting.
    KATHLEEN
    She was. How did you know that?
    JOE
    Lucky guess.
    KATHLEEN
    Anyway. She left the store to me, and I'm going to leave it to my daughter.
    JOE
    How old is your daughter now?
    KATHLEEN
    Oh, I'm not married. But eventually.
    She smiles at Joe .
    KATHLEEN
    So Foxbooks can.
    KATHLEEN AND GEORGE TOGETHER
    Go to hell.
    KATHLEEN
    ( handing him his books . )
    Here you go.
    JOE
    We ready?
    Annabel and Matt join him at the counter . Kathleen gives them each a lollipop .
    ANNABEL
    Bye, Kathleen.
    KATHLEEN
    Goodbye, Annabel. Bye, Matt. What about cat? Can you spell cat?
    MATT
    F - O - X.

INT. AUDITORIUM - DAY
    Someplace like the auditorium at the Museum of Broadcasting . PATRICIA EDEN , Joe 's girlfriend , who is the editor - in - chief of a New York publishing house called Eden Books , is standing at a podium at a sales conference . In the audience are sales reps , wholesalers , etc. . There 's a screen behind her with pictures of the authors being flashed on it as she speaks .
    PATRICIA
    ( cont 'd . )
    And now, the book you've all been waiting for, the book it's been my dreams to publish. The legendary Veronica Grant has written her memoirs -
    There 's a burst of applause as a photograph of Veronica Grant flashes on screen .
    PATRICIA
    ( cont 'd . )
    - and I'm happy to report it is just crammed with tragedy.
    ( she laughs gaily . )
    Just kidding, but seriously, it's all here : poverty, addiction, divorce, tracheotomies -
    We see pictures of Veronica at eight with her sharecropper family , Veronica at 14 with her first child , Veronica with a series of husbands , Veronica in a wheelchair , etc. .
    PATRICIA
    ( cont 'd . )
    - her third husband beat her up, hip replacement, and an amazing face lift where all the injected fat fell to her chin.
    Now we see a blow - up of the book 's jacket , with a picture of Veronica on it and the title : `` Am I Rising from Ashes , or Did I Just Forget to Dust ? ''
    PATRICIA
    ( cont 'd . )
    This book is fabulous. And even if it were n't, it would sell like crazy, because Veronica is going to plug it to death on every talk show in America. This book.
    Patricia bursts into tears .
    PATRICIA
    ( cont 'd . )
    I'm sorry. I ca n't talk about it without crying. Veronica and I have so much in common - well, not all the sad parts - but we were both famous by the time we were 29 and, believe me, that's rough.
    ( wipes her nose with a Kleenex , pulling herself together . )
    Anyway, I just want to say that I'm especially thrilled to be publishing it. Veronica lives in my building and we met in the elevator. By the time we had traveled from the eighth floor to the first, we had a deal. First printing : one million copies.
    Everyone applauds enthusiastically .

INT. AUDITORIUM LOBBY - A SHORT WHILE LATER
    Patricia is leaving , still surrounded by colleagues and sales reps congratulating her . She is the soul of graciousness . Her assistant , Sarah , comes up .
    SARAH
    ( quickly . )
    You have a dentist appointment in twenty minutes. So you should leave soon.
    PATRICIA
    What's my car number?
    SARAH
    Car? You did n't say anything about a car -
    PATRICIA
    Are you an idiot? Of course I need a car. God!
    She walks toward the exit .

EXT. 57TH STREET - CONTINUOUS
    Patricia in the pouring rain , trying to hail a cab . She spots one across the street .
    PATRICIA
    Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
    She whistles - a longshoreman 's whistle . The cab makes a U - turn , but instead of stopping for Patricia it stops about twenty feet ahead for a MAN in an overcoat who gets into it .
    PATRICIA
    Excuse me - what are you doing? This is my taxicab.
    ( to the driver . )
    Do n't take him. I am telling you right now, and I am memorizing your number, do n't take him.
    ( to the man . )
    Who the fuck do you think you are?
    MAN IN OVERCOAT
    Are you going uptown?
    PATRICIA
    Yes.
    MAN IN OVERCOAT
    Get in. I'll drop you.

INT. TAXI - A MINUTE LATER
    As the cab turns onto Eighth Avenue , starts uptown . Patricia is dialing her cell phone . She 's elaborately ignoring the man who stole her cab .
    PATRICIA
    Veronica, it's Patricia, you should have been there, it was unbelievable, we're going to sell truckloads of your book. Call me.
    She hangs up , folds up the phone , puts it back in her purse as the cab moves on .
    MAN IN OVERCOAT
    Are you an editor?
    PATRICIA
    Yes.
    MAN IN OVERCOAT
    I am a rabbi.
    PATRICIA
    Oh, my God, I said fuck to a rabbi. I'm sorry.
    MAN IN OVERCOAT
    I hope you do n't mind my asking, but are you Jewish?
    PATRICIA
    Yes.
    MAN IN OVERCOAT
    You should come to our temple.
    PATRICIA
    I'm not really religious.
    MAN IN OVERCOAT
    Oh, I am surprised, you seem like a very religious person.
    PATRICIA
    You're kidding, right?
    MAN IN OVERCOAT
    We are at West End Avenue and 83rd Street. Every Friday night, we have a joyous time, everyone dancing, everyone singing. Also some wisdom. Perhaps you have heard of us, we are known as The Singles Temple.
    He smiles at her .
    MAN IN OVERCOAT
    It's a very good place to calm down.
    The cab stops .
    MAN IN OVERCOAT
    Oh, look, I am already here. Very nice to meet you.
    ( gives the cabbie money . )
    Take this woman to her destination.
    He gets out . Closes the door . A beat too late :
    PATRICIA
    Goodbye.

EXT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
    Frank comes up the stoop .

INT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
    Kathleen is dressed up for a party . Frank walks in , looks meaningfully at her .
    FRANK
    I saw him. I actually saw him.
    KATHLEEN
    Who?
    FRANK
    I ca n't believe it. I saw William Spungeon.
    KATHLEEN
    I thought he was in Mexico.
    FRANK
    Maybe he's in Mexico, but today he was in New York. The most brilliant and reclusive novelist in the history of the world is here, in this neighborhood. He may be living on this very block.
    KATHLEEN
    Where did you see him?
    FRANK
    I was on the subway -

INT. SUBWAY - DAY
    FRANK
    ( V.O . )
    - and this musician got onto the train -
    Frank is sitting on the subway , reading the Village Voice . The door between the cars opens and a man playing the clarinet enters the car . No one looks up except Frank .
    FRANK
    ( V.O . )
    - and I suddenly saw him, sitting directly across from me doing the crossword puzzle.
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    How'd you know it was him?
    FRANK
    ( V.O . )
    He looked exactly the same as his high school yearbook picture, which happens to be the last photograph ever taken of him.
    Frank takes out his billfold on the subway , pulls out a piece of paper . CLOSE UP - FOLDED PIECE OF PAPER As Frank unfolds a newspaper clipping of a yearbook picture of William Spungeon at 17 . Frank compares the photo of Spungeon with the person sitting across the way . They do n't look remotely alike except that the boy in the picture and the man on the subway are both wearing the same style glasses . The subway stops at 79th Street , and William Spungeon gets off . Frank follows .

EXT. BROADWAY - CONTINUOUS
    As Frank comes out of the subway station and looks around .
    FRANK
    So I followed him.
    Frank sees Spungeon cross 79th . He follows .

EXT. H&H BAGELS - CONTINUOUS
    Frank follows Spungeon , who hurries into H&H Bagels passing a HOMELESS MAN holding a paper cup at the door .
    FRANK
    ( V.O . )
    He went into H&H and bought a bagel with everything.

EXT. H&H BAGELS - A MINUTE LATER
    As Spungeon leaves the store , passing the paper cup , which we now realize that Frank , in dark glasses , is holding . Spungeon drops his newspaper in a garbage container .
    FRANK
    ( V.O . )
    He dropped his crossword into the garbage and I rescued it.
    Frank plucks the puzzle from the trashcan , follows Spungeon .

INT. SPORTING GOOD STORE - CONTINUOUS
    Spungeon at the counter in the shoe store .
    FRANK
    ( V.O . )
    Then he went into a sporting good store and bought tube socks, 6 pair for $ 7.99.
    We see Frank , peeking out at him from behind a stack of running pants . Suddenly he 's distracted by a couple of joggers .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    William Spungeon and tube socks.
    FRANK
    ( V.O . )
    I know. I do n't want to dwell on it.
    Frank looks back at the counter . Spungeon 's gone .
    FRANK
    ( V.O . )
    And then I lost him.

INT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - THAT NIGHT
    Frank waves the crossword puzzle in front of Kathleen .
    FRANK
    Do you know what this is worth?
    He takes an empty instant - frame from the closet , puts the puzzle into it and sets it next to the typewriters .

INT. JAPANESE RESTAURANT - NIGHT
    As the two of them eat dinner .
    FRANK
    What I was thinking as I was trailing him was that eventually I would have the courage to say hello to him, you know, not in a horrible, intrusive or slavering fan - slash - acolyte kind of way, but more like, `` Hi.'' `` How ya doing?'' `` Have you ever thought about trading up in the sock area?'' `` Who knows, maybe he's read my work - and then we'd become friends, and eventually I'd introduce him to you - you know how much he loves children's books, there's a whole long section in Relativity's Smile about The Wizard of Oz - and then maybe he'd come out of hiding so he could help save the store.
    KATHLEEN
    What are you talking about?
    FRANK
    From Foxbooks. I mean, if things got tough, he could help rally support -
    KATHLEEN
    It's never going to get to that. The store is fine.

EXT. STREET - NIGHT
    As they walk along after dinner .
    FRANK
    I do n't even know why you would say that?
    KATHLEEN
    Neither do I. It just flew out of my mouth.
    FRANK
    There's enough business for us all.

INT. ELEVATOR - NIGHT
    As they go up in an elevator .
    KATHLEEN
    I mean, we're fine.
    FRANK
    You're more than fine, you're absolutely fine.
    KATHLEEN
    We're fine.
    The elevator opens onto :

INT. VINCE MANCINI'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
    A publication party for an author named VINCE MANCINI . A mix of book people , journalists and various other media folk .
    FRANK
    Hey, Vince. Congratulations. You know Kathleen Kelly.
    VINCE
    How are you?
    FRANK
    Guess who I saw today on the subway? William Spungeon.
    VINCE
    I thought he was in Mexico.
    They start chatting . Across the room , Joe is with Patricia , who is telling two other people the story of meeting the rabbi in the taxicab . Joe looks over and sees Kathleen . He suddenly looks stricken . Shifts his position so Kathleen ca n't see his face , but sneaks a look .
    PATRICIA
    Would you get me another drink, sweetie? I'm all out.
    ( continues chattering . )
    So then the rabbi says, `` It's a very good place to calm down.'' Is n't that hysterical?
    They all laugh . Joe moves over to the bar .
    JOE
    Absolut on the rocks.
    As he is waiting , Kathleen comes up next to him .
    KATHLEEN
    A white wine, please.
    ( very friendly . )
    Oh, hello.
    JOE
    Hi.
    KATHLEEN
    Remember me, from the bookstore?
    JOE
    Of course I remember you.
    KATHLEEN
    How's your aunt?
    JOE
    Good. She's good.
    ( gets his drink . )
    I have to deliver this. I have a very thirsty date. She's part camel.
    Kathleen laughs .
    KATHLEEN
    Joe. It's Joe, is n't it?
    JOE
    And you're Kathleen.
    Joe vanishes into the party .

INT. VINCE MANCINI'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - A MINUTE LATER
    VINCE
    I ca n't believe you were talking to Joe Fox.
    KATHLEEN
    Joe Fox? As in -
    She ca n't even finish the sentence .

INT. VINCE MANCINI'S APARTMENT - A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER
    Joe is standing at a table of food , his back to the room .
    KATHLEEN
    Fox? Your last name is Fox?
    Joe spins around , looks at her .
    JOE
    F - O - X.
    KATHLEEN
    God, I did n't realize. I did n't know who you -.
    ( she trails off . )

    JOE
    - were with.
    ( quoting . )
    `` I did n't know who you were with.''
    KATHLEEN
    Excuse me?
    JOE
    It's from the Godfather. When the movie producer realizes that Tom Hagen is the emissary of Vito Corleone -
    Kathleen is staring at him .
    JOE
    ( cont 'd . )
    - just before the horse's head ends up in his bed never mind -
    KATHLEEN
    You were spying on me, were n't you? You probably rented those children.
    JOE
    Why would I spy on you?
    KATHLEEN
    I am your competition. Which you know perfectly well or you would not have put up that sign saying `` Just around the Corner.''
    JOE
    The entrance to our store is around the corner. There is no other way to say it. It's not the name of our store, it's where it is. You do n't own `` around the corner.''
    KATHLEEN
    Next thing you'll be using twinkle lights.
    JOE
    Twinkle lights?
    KATHLEEN
    Little white Christmas lights that twinkle. I use them in my window and on all my displays, as if you did n't notice.
    JOE
    Look, the reason I came into your store is that I was spending the day with Annabel and Matt. I like to buy them a present when I see them because I'm one of those guys who likes to buy his way into the hearts of children who are his relatives. There was only one place to buy children's books in the neighborhood - although that will not always be the case, and it was yours, and it is a charming little bookstore. You probably sell $ 250,000 worth of book a year -
    KATHLEEN
    How do you know that?
    JOE
    I'm in the book business.
    KATHLEEN
    I'm in the book business -
    JOE
    Oh, I see, and we're the Price Club. Only instead of a ten - gallon can of olive oil for $ 3.99 that wo n't even fit into your kitchen cabinet, we're selling cheap books. Me a spy.
    ( beat . )
    Absolutely. And I managed to get my hands on a secret printout of the sales figures of a bookstore so inconsequential and yet full of its own virtue that I was instantly compelled to rush over and check it out for fear it would drive me out of business -
    Kathleen stares at him . She 's speechless .
    JOE
    ( cont 'd . )
    What?
    ( off her look . )
    What?
    Kathleen shakes her head . Frank turns up .
    FRANK
    Hi. I'm Frank Navasky -
    JOE
    - Joe Fox.
    FRANK
    Joe Fox? Inventor of the Superstore, enemy of the mid - list novel, destroyer of City Books - tell me something : How do you sleep at night?
    Patricia joins them .
    PATRICIA
    I use a wonderful over - the - counter drug, Ultrasom. Do n't take the whole thing, just half, and you will wake up without even that tiniest hangover. You're Frank Navasky, are n't you?
    FRANK
    Yes.
    PATRICIA
    Your last piece in the Independent, the one about Anthony Powell, was brilliant. I'm Patricia Eden, Eden Books. Joe, this man is the greatest living expert on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg -
    JOE
    And this is Kathleen Kelly -
    Kathleen glares at him .
    FRANK
    You liked my piece. God, I'm flattered. You know you write these things and you think someone's going to mention them and then the whole week goes by and the phone does n't ring, and you think Oh, God, I'm a fraud, a failure -
    PATRICIA
    You know what's always fascinated me about Julius and Ethel Rosenberg is how old they looked when they were really just our age.
    Everyone is stopped dead by this observation and looks at Patricia , who smiles at them all .
    PATRICIA
    ( to Frank . )
    I'm so happy to have finally met you. We will talk. Have you ever thought about doing a book?
    FRANK
    Oh sure, it's passed through my head. Something really relevant for today like the Luddite movement in 19th century England.
    At the same time :
    JOE
    Patricia -
    KATHLEEN
    Frank -

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
    As Kathleen and Frank get into bed .
    FRANK
    I really like Patricia Eden. She's a very nice person.
    Kathleen does n't respond . Frank turns out the light .
    FRANK
    She needs educating, that's all.
    A beat .
    FRANK
    She's hopelessly driven by money and power, but there's a hope for anyone who's that familiar with my work -
    On Kathleen , as she turns away from Frank and lies there , eyes open .

INT. JOE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
    As Joe and Patricia get into bed . Brinkley is already on the bed .
    PATRICIA
    I had no idea that Frank Navasky was so down - to - earth.
    Joe does n't respond . Patricia turns out the light .
    PATRICIA
    You read his stuff, you think he's going to be so obscure and abstruse.
    A beat .
    PATRICIA
    ( cont 'd . )
    He's always talking about Heidigger and Foucault and I have no idea what any of it's about, really.
    Joe gets up . Brinkley follows .
    PATRICIA
    ( cont 'd . )
    Where are you going?
    JOE
    I'm not really tired.

INT. JOE'S DEN - NIGHT
    Joe writes on his computer . Brinkley on the floor next to him . And cut between Joe and his computer screen .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Do you ever feel you become the worst version of yourself? That a Pandora's Box of all the secret hateful parts - your arrogance, your spite, your condescension - has sprung open. Someone provokes you, and instead of just smiling and moving on, you zing them. Hello, it's Mr. Nasty. I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about.

INT. KATHLEEN'S COMPUTER SCREEN - DAY
    And cut between screen and

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - DAY
    As Kathleen reads the end of Joe 's letter . Kathleen hits the Reply key and starts to type :
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I know what you mean and I'm completely jealous. What happens to me when I'm provoked is that I get tongue - tied. My mind goes blank. Then I spend all night tossing and turning trying to think of what I should have said.

INT. JOE'S COMPUTER SCREEN AND JOE'S DEN - NIGHT
    As he replies :
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Would n't it be wonderful if I could pass all my zingers to you and then I would never behave badly and you could behave badly all the time and we'd both be happy? On the other hand, I must warn you that when you finally have the pleasure of saying the thing you mean to say at the moment you mean to say it, remorse inevitably follows. Do you think we should meet?

INT. KATHLEEN'S COMPUTER SCREEN AND BEDROOM - DAY
    Kathleen stares at Joe 's letter in her computer . She 's frozen .
    KATHLEEN
    Meet? Omigod.
    She sits staring at the letter . She has no idea what to do .

EXT. 75TH STREET & COLUMBUS - DAY
    As the iron gates on all the stores start to open , just the way we saw them open in the opening sequence of the movie . The pharmacy . The optician . The cosmetics supply store . The video store . And now , finally , we see the new grate on the new Foxbooks Superstore start to open upwards . This is the finest grate on Broadway , no question of it . It 's electric and almost soundless . We see a sign saying , OPENING DAY . 35 % OFF ON ALL BEST - SELLERS . People on the street notice the store . One walks in . CAMERA follows him .

INT. FOXBOOKS SUPERSTORE - DAY
    The inside is beautiful . Gleaning staircase , a cafe , comfortable chairs to sit , a bank of cashiers , everyone decked out in gray alligator shirts with a fox where the alligator should be , a rope for the checkout line , and seven cash registers with seven cashiers . Of course , books , books , books , as far as the eye can see .

INT. SAME SCENE - LATER THAT DAY
    The store is jam - packed . Joe with his father Nelson , his grandfather Schuyler , and Kevin , the store manager .
    JOE
    No pickets, no demonstrations.
    KEVIN
    The neighborhood loves us.
    NELSON
    They're wondering where we've been all these years. They're wondering how they ever did without it.
    SCHUYLER
    It's a hit.
    They admire their own store , walk through the downstairs and start up the staircase to the second floor .
    NELSON
    How's the children's book department?
    JOE
    It's early yet. School is n't out. And there's that children's bookstore nearby -
    SCHUYLER
    Cecilia's store -
    JOE
    Her daughter's -
    NELSON
    We'll crush it -
    SCHUYLER
    She was enchanting.
    And as they walk on upstairs , several mothers with children come up the stairs behind them .

EXT. BROADWAY - MORNING
    A little group of children dressed as Pilgrims walk down the street as Kathleen comes around the corner to buy her morning paper . Joe is at the newsstand . She turns and pretends to be staring at a wall until he finishes buying his paper and walks on .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I do n't think it's a good idea for us to meet.

INT. STARBUCKS - ANOTHER DAY
    Joe is putting sugar into his coffee at the sugar counter as Kathleen comes in . He pretends he did n't see her .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    I love our relationship. There's a lot going on in the day - to - dayness of my life and there's something magical.

INT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - DUSK
    We see Kathleen and George at the end of the day , counting the receipts . Birdie is using a calculator to total them . Christina is shelving books . There are Thanksgiving decorations - cardboard turkeys and pilgrims , books on colonists like Myles Standish .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    and thrilling about this island in cyberspace I have with you. SO PLEASE DO N'T ASK ME AGAIN.
    BIRDIE
    About $ 1200 less than the same week last year.
    KATHLEEN
    That could be a fluke, right?
    They look at each other .
    BIRDIE
    Or not.
    KATHLEEN
    Their store is new. It's a novelty. But it will all shake out. Do you think I should put up more twinkle lights?
    BIRDIE
    That's a lovely idea.
    CHRISTINA
    What if we have to fold? I'll never find another part time job and I wo n't be able to pay the rent and I'll have to move to Brooklyn.
    GEORGE
    The joy of rent control. Six room for $ 450 a month.
    CHRISTINA
    We know. You've told us a million times. I ca n't believe you're bringing it up at a time like this. It's like bragging because you're tall. Birdie never brags about her rent and she pays even less than you.
    BIRDIE
    Ten rooms. I just rattle around from one to the other.
    KATHLEEN
    Hey, guys. We are not going to fold.
    The door opens , and Meredith Carter , the woman George had swooned over in front of his building , walks in . George stares , frozen in place , as she walks up to him .
    MEREDITH
    George Pappas?
    GEORGE
    ( I have died and gone to heaven . )
    Yes.
    MEREDITH
    ( flashing her badge . )
    Detective Carter, 23rd precinct. I'd like to ask you a few questions.
    Kathleen suddenly sees George , following Meredith out of the store . He 's in a complete daze .
    KATHLEEN
    George? Where are you going?
    He goes out the door . LAURA MARGULIES , a well - known children 's book author , enters as George leaves .
    LAURA
    Kathleen, are you surviving?
    KATHLEEN
    Laura! We're so excited about your new book. When should we schedule your signing?
    LAURA
    Oh, it's being published in January. Are you going to be in business in January? I'm so worried.
    KATHLEEN
    We're doing great, are n't we?
    CHRISTINA
    Great.
    BIRDIE
    No difference whatsoever.
    LAURA
    Thank God. Well, you know you can count on me. For anything, support, rallies. Picket lines. We can get the Times to write something. Or that nut in the Independent -
    KATHLEEN
    What nut in the Independent?
    LAURA
    Frank Navasky. This is just the sort of thing that would outrage him.
    She smiles brightly .

INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY
    George and Meredith are sitting in a booth .
    MEREDITH
    Mr. Pappas, I'm investigating the murder of the woman found on the roof of your building. Do you live alone there?
    GEORGE
    Do I live alone? Yes I do. Do you live alone?
    MEREDITH
    Yes.
    George takes her hand in his and looks at it as if it were the eighth wonder of the world . He starts stroking it , caressing it . Meredith pulls it away . A beat . Then she gives it right back to him . He continues stroking . They stare at each other . He puts her fingers into his mouth . MEREDITH . -LRB- overwhelmed . -RRB- What are you doing ?
    GEORGE
    I do n't know. I have no idea.
    MEREDITH
    You have to stop.
    GEORGE
    I ca n't.
    She utters a little moan .

INT. GEORGE'S APARTMENT - A SHORT WHILE LATER
    They come into the apartment . She throws herself into his arms .

EXT. RIVERSIDE DRIVE PARK - DAY
    As Christina runs , desperately trying to make eye contact with men running in the opposite direction . No one will look at her .

INT. ZABAR'S CHEESE DEPARTMENT - NIGHT
    The place is mobbed - the usual crush the night before Thanksgiving . Kathleen , pushing a shopping cart , is trying to wedge her way through the crowd in the cheese department . As she reaches across three people to grab some Brie , she sees Joe walk into the store . Quickly , she turns her back so he ca n't see her . She stands there frozen . A beat . Peeks around , does n't see him anywhere . Cranes her neck this way and that . No Joe .

INT. ZABAR'S CASHIER AREA - CONTINUOUS
    Kathleen , now wearing dark glasses but looking not at all disguised , looks around and spots a short line and makes a beeline for it . At that moment , Joe comes from the Appetizing Department and gets on the line she was heading for . Panicked , Kathleen retreats onto another line and stands with her back to him .

INT. SAME SCENE - MOMENTS LATER
    The CASHIER totals up Kathleen 's purchases and Kathleen hands over her credit card .
    CASHIER
    This is a Cash Only line.
    KATHLEEN
    What?
    CASHIER
    Cash Only.
    KATHLEEN
    Omigod, I only have a credit card. Is that okay?
    PERSON BEHIND HER IN LINE
    Of course it's not okay, there's a sign.
    CASHIER
    There's a sign.
    PERSON IN LINE
    ( to the person behind her . )
    She does n't have cash.
    `` She does n't have cash '' is repeated all the way down the line . Joe turns to see what 's going on .
    ANOTHER PERSON
    Get on another line, lady.
    JOE
    Oh, hello.
    KATHLEEN
    Hello.
    JOE
    Do you need some money?
    KATHLEEN
    No, I do n't need any money. Thank you very much.
    CASHIER
    Get on another line.
    JOE
    Hi.
    ( off her nametag , big smile . )
    Rose. Great name. Rose, this is Kathleen, I'm Joe, and this is a credit card machine. Happy Thanksgiving.
    Rose just stares at him .
    JOE
    ( cont 'd . )
    Now it's your turn to say happy Thanksgiving back.
    ROSE
    Happy Thanksgiving back.
    Joe looks at her , winks .
    JOE
    Mississippi is a hard word to spell. How do you spell it? I - T.
    ( big smile . )
    Now take this credit card and put it through the machine, zip zip.
    The cashier , completely charmed , takes Kathleen 's credit card . Kathleen is appalled . Everyone on the line signs irritably and audibly .
    JOE
    So you're fine.
    KATHLEEN
    Fine.
    JOE
    Happy Thanksgiving.
    As Kathleen signs the charge slip and the cashier exasperatedly starts to put her groceries into a bag .

INT. JOE'S FATHER'S APARTMENT - THANKSGIVING DAY
    An elegant East Side apartment . Schuyler , his youngish French wife , YVETTE , Nelson , Gillian and their child Matt , and Joe are sitting and listening as Annabel sings Tomorrow .
    ANNABEL
    The sun'll come up tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun -
    Joe is on a loveseat with Matt . Gillian lifts Matt up , sits down in his place next to Joe and plunks Matt into her lap . Nelson is already seated in a chair in front of the loveseat and ca n't see her without turning around . As she continues singing , Gillian moves her hand next to Joe 's leg . Joe edges away . He looks around the room , sees Nanny Maureen standing behind the couch . He stands , offers her his seat . She sits .

INT. KATHLEEN'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
    A much more informal Thanksgiving dinner . We see the leftovers on a sideboard near a round table in Kathleen 's living room . Kathleen , Frank , Birdie , Christina , George and George 's new girlfriend , Meredith and TWO OTHER FRIENDS are standing around the upright piano . Birdie is playing a Christmas song , and everyone is singing . As the singing continues , over , we cut to :

EXT. FOXBOOKS SUPERSTORE - DECEMBER DAY
    As the Christmas decorations and twinkle lights go into the window . Birdie walks by the store . She stops to look at the customers inside , and then notices a sign in the window : `` Book Signing January 10 - Best Selling Children 's Author Laura Margulies . '' There 's a picture of Laura Margulies .

EXT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - DECEMBER DUSK
    Kathleen is in the window decorating a little tree with lovely decorations from a box . Two people are carrying a tree home , there 's the sound of church bells . Kathleen looks up as a couple of people walk past the store , carrying Foxbooks shopping bags . Then she unwraps a pair of ruby slipper ornaments , and as she starts to hang them on the tree we hear the sound of the computer .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    This is such an odd Christmas. I find myself missing my mother, who's been dead for ten years. New York at Christmas is so loaded with all the things we used to do -

INT. NEW YORK STATE THEATER - 1972 - DAY
    As Young Kathleen , dressed in a little velvet dress , sits in the audience next to her mother watching the ballet .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. cont 'd . )
    - going to the Nutcracker -

EXT. ROCKEFELLER CENTER SKATING RINK - 1972 - DAY
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. cont 'd . )
    - ice skating at Rockefeller Center, where I was knocked into a 6 - year - old maniac -
    A SIX - YEAR - OLD BOY knocks into her .
    YOUNG KATHLEEN
    Hey, watch out -
    SIX-YEAR-OLD BOY
    Me watch out, why do n't you watch out? I'm not sliding around like a baby. You think I come here to skate with babies?
    Young Kathleen 's jaw drops and she stands there tongue - tied .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    My first experience as a speechless person.
    Her mother skates up and takes her hand . The boy skates off .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I always miss my mother at Christmas, but somehow it's worse this year since I need some advice from her.
    And we hear the sound of another computer .

INT. JOE'S DEN
    As he replies to Kathleen .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    My mother took me ice skating too -

EXT. ROCKEFELLER CENTER SKATING RINK - DAY
    We see a little boy , YOUNG JOE , 8 , skate past holding someone 's hand -
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    - although my mother did not skate. The nanny skated -
    And we now see JOE 'S NANNY , a young Sonja Henie , who suddenly peels off into a series of triple lutzes , as JOE 'S MOTHER absently reads a copy of Vogue in the spectators ' section .

INT. LINCOLN CENTER THEATER - 1972 - DAY
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    And I was in the Nutcracker.
    We see the stage now . There 's Young Joe , among the children at the Christmas party .
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    So was my nanny.
    As JOE 'S NANNY # 2 pirouettes past .
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    Different nanny. By the way, I'm surprised you are n't a writer. Although you probably are a writer and do n't know it. Are you a writer and I do n't know it?

INT. JOE'S APARTMENT - 1972 - NIGHT
    Young Joe , at the dinner table with his father . A wide shot of a big room with a huge table and servants . Joe looks very small at the table as he eats his soup .
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    My mother died when I was ten. I was staying with my father, who is not famous for intimacy, and whose way of breaking the news of her death was to tell me she would not be coming to pick me up as usual. It was a car accident, and I do n't know where she was going or who she was with, and I assume what I owe her is my tendency to cover almost any emotion with a joke. A useful gift, unless you want to know what you're feeling. She was very beautiful. People toss that word around a lot, but my mother was.
    The camera moves closer to the dining table . We see that tears are rolling down little Joe 's cheeks .

INT. JOE'S DEN - NIGHT
    Joe stops typing . He is surprised to find his eyes watering . A moment of confusion as he can not believe he has moved himself to tears . Shakes his head , shakes the emotion off . Starts typing again .
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    Ancient history. So what kind of advice do you need? Can I help?

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - DAY
    Kathleen in bed with her laptop reading Joe 's letter . She starts to type a response . Suddenly there 's harp arpeggio and an Instant Message flashes on screen . From NY 152 CLOSE ON KATHLEEN - TOTAL SHOCK ON SCREEN AS WE SEE THE MESSAGE
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    I had a gut feeling you would be on line now.

INT. JOE'S BEDROOM - DAY
    Joe is in bed with his laptop . And cut back and forth between them and their computer screens as they type Instant Messages to one another . Possible split screens .
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    I can give you advice. I'm great at advice.
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I do n't think you can help.
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Is it about love?
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    My business is in trouble. My mother would have something wise to say.
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    I'm a brilliant businessman. It's what I do best. What's your business?
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    No specifics, remember?
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Minus specifics, it's hard to help. Except to say, go to the mattresses.
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    What?
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    It's from The Godfather. It means you have to go to war.
    CLOSE ON KATHLEEN - LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER
    KATHLEEN
    ( to herself . )
    The Godfather?
    She starts to type .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    What is it with men and The Godfather?
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    The Godfather is the I Ching. The Godfather is the sum of all wisdom. The Godfather is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? `` Leave the gun, take the cannoli.'' What day of the week is it? `` Maunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday.'' And the answer to your question is `` Go to the mattresses.''
    CAMERA ON KATHLEEN - CONSIDERING WHAT HE SAYS
    JOE
    ( cont 'd . )
    You're at war. `` It's not personal, it's business. It's not personal it's business.'' Recite that to yourself every time you feel you're losing your nerve. I know you worry about being brave, this is your chance. Fight. Fight to the death.

INT. JOE'S APARTMENT - DAY
    Patricia comes in as Joe is waiting for Kathleen 's response .
    PATRICIA
    Look what I bought.
    Joe types `` Ciao '' and signs off . Looks up to see Patricia showing him a Plexiglas menorah .
    PATRICIA
    I was just passing this store on Columbus Avenue and it caught my eye.
    JOE
    What is it?
    PATRICIA
    A Menorah.
    JOE
    It does n't look like a Menorah.
    PATRICIA
    I know. I do n't know what came over me. I do n't even celebrate Hanukkah.

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - DAY
    As Kathleen logs off , Frank comes in .
    KATHLEEN
    Frank, I've decided to go to the mattresses. Do you think it would be a gigantic conflict of interest if you wrote something about us?

INT. THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - DAY
    It 's January . The store is more crowded than we 've seen it . Frank is there with several copies of the Independent . The phone is ringing off the hook . Christina and George are fielding calls . Birdie is reading Frank 's article .
    BIRDIE
    ( reading . )
    `` Kathleen Kelly and her mother Cecilia Kelly have raised your children. If this precious resource is killed by the cold cash cow of Foxbooks, it will not only be the end of Western civilization as we know it, but the end of something even dearer : our neighborhood as we know it. Save the Shop Around the Corner and you will save your own soul.'' Frank, that's charming.
    FRANK
    You think it's a little over the top?
    BIRDIE
    Just say thank you.
    FRANK
    Thank you.
    CHRISTINA
    ( calling to Kathleen . )
    Channel 2's outside.

INT. BACK ROOM - THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - SAME TIME
    Kathleen is primping in a tiny wall mirror . She takes a deep breath .
    KATHLEEN
    In a second.
    GEORGE
    ( from the other room . )
    The Village Voice is coming.
    KATHLEEN
    Omigod.
    Frank sticks his head in .
    FRANK
    ( in shock . )
    It's him.
    KATHLEEN
    Who?
    FRANK
    God. It is God.

INT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - CONTINUOUS
    Kathleen comes out of the storage room . William Spungeon is standing there .
    WILLIAM SPUNGEON
    I'm William Spungeon.
    KATHLEEN
    I'm very pleased to meet you. I'm Kathleen Kelly.
    Frank is practically levitating .
    SPUNGEON
    I knew your mother. Although she knew me only as W. That enormous bookstore is obscene.
    FRANK
    I'm Frank Navasky. I carry your picture in my wallet.
    He pulls it out . Spungeon looks at him like he 's crazy .
    KATHLEEN
    We've organized pickets. Channel 13 is doing a special.
    SPUNGEON
    I'd be glad to talk to the press if it's all right with you. They've been trying to interview me for years.
    FRANK
    The press? I'm the press.
    KATHLEEN
    You'd allow that? For me? For the store? That's incredible. Although you would n't have to be photographed. I respect that. If it's television, they could just put one of those blurry dots in front of your face.
    SPUNGEON
    No television.
    CHRISTINA
    ( referring to the TV crew . )
    They're waiting for you -
    FRANK
    I know all your books. Phaelox the gnome, the little man who comes from nowhere. and is going nowhere.
    ( quoting . )
    `` Where did you come from?'' `` Nowhere.'' `` Where are you going?'' `` Nowhere.''
    SPUNGEON
    Cool it. I'm starting to break out in hives.
    ( to Kathleen . )
    Here's my phone number.
    KATHLEEN
    I had no idea William Spugeon had a phone.
    SPUNGEON
    Adios.
    He gives a little wave and leaves .
    FRANK
    This is historic.
    ( beat . )
    Do you realize what I've done? By writing that piece, do you realize? I've brought William Spungeon in from the cold. Holy shit. I am completely amazing.
    At that moment a TV REPORTER sticks her head into the store .
    TV REPORTER
    Kathleen Kelly?
    Kathleen takes a deep breath , walks out the door .

EXT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - A FEW MINUTES LATER
    CHANNEL 2 TV REPORTER
    Are you ready, Miss Kelly?
    KATHLEEN
    Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
    CHANNEL 2 TV REPORTER
    What?
    KATHLEEN
    Never mind. I'm ready. Shoot.

INT. TELEVISION SCREEN - THAT NIGHT
    CHANNEL 2 TV REPORTER
    We're here in front of the Shop Around the Corner, the famous West Side children's bookstore now on the verge of having to close its doors because the big bad wolf, Foxbooks, has opened only a few hundred feet away, wooing customers with its sharp discounts and designer coffee.
    KATHLEEN
    They have to have discounts and lattes, because most of the people who work there have never read a book.
    And pull back now to reveal that we 're in :

INT. GYM - NIGHT
    Five TV sets are on , over adjoining treadmills , Joe and Kevin are on two of the treadmills , walking and watching .
    JOE
    She's not as nice as she seems on television.
    KEVIN
    You've met her?
    JOE
    She's kind of a pill.
    KEVIN
    She's probably not as attractive as she seems on television either.
    JOE
    No, she's beautiful. But a pill.
    KEVIN
    So you do n't feel bad about basically destroying her livelihood not to mention her legacy not to mention her raison d'etre.
    JOE
    It's not personal -
    KEVIN
    It's business.
    JOE
    Right. Exactly.
    They look up at the television .

INT. TELEVISION SCREEN - CONTINUOUS
    Joe onscreen , with a super : Joe Fox , Vice - President Foxbooks .
    JOE
    I sell cheap books. Sue me. I sell cheap books, and as a result - listen to this, because it's really bad - more people can buy books.
    The show immediately cuts back to the newscaster . On Joe and Kevin .
    KEVIN
    That's what you said?
    JOE
    ( outraged . )
    That's not all I said. I said - I ca n't believe those bastards - I said we were great, I said people can come and sit and read for hours and no one bothers them, I said we stock 150,000 titles, I showed them the New York City section. I said we were a goddamn piazza where people could mingle and mix and be.
    KEVIN
    A piazza?
    JOE
    I was eloquent. Shit. It's just inevitable, is n't it? People are going to want to turn her into Joan of Arc -
    KEVIN
    - and you into Attila the Hun.
    JOE
    Well it's not me personally, it's more like it's the company -
    KATHLEEN
    ( on the television . )
    And I have to say, I have met Joe Fox, who owns Foxbooks, and I have heard him compared his store to a Price Club and the books in it to cans of olive oil.
    On Joe , reacting .

EXT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER
    A small rally is taking place , with picket signs . Kathleen is standing on a small speaker 's platform , along with the Borough President .
    KATHLEEN
    My mother used to say to me that every book you sell is a gift from the heart.

EXT. FOXBOOKS - DAY
    As 20 CHILDREN march in front of the store , holding little makeshift picket signs and singing songs . `` One , two , three , four , we do n't want this Superstore . '' Customers go right through the line and into the store .

INT. FOXBOOKS SUPERSTORE - DAY
    We can hear the pickets marching and singing outside - although the store is full of customers anyway . The Fox men - Joe , Nelson and Schuyler - are sitting in the cafe . Nelson is holding a copy of a weekly newspaper , which has the old high - school yearbook picture of William Spungeon on the front page and a headline : William Spungeon Emerges from Hiding to Support Bookstore .
    SCHUYLER
    Who is this Spungeon anyway?
    JOE
    He's a writer.
    NELSON
    Well, I've never heard of him. And neither has anyone else in this place.

INT. TV SET - NIGHT
    As we see SIDNEY - ANN STRONGIN , a young and attractive PBS talk show hostess for a show called Inside Media .
    SIDNEY-ANN
    The New York Literary world was shocked this week when William Spungeon, the most famously reclusive author since J.D. Salinger, announced that he was coming out of hiding because of his loyalty to a small children's bookstore on the West Side of Manhattan. Discussing this tonight is a man I happen to think of as one of this city's most underappreciated assets, Frank Navasky.
    FRANK
    Thank you.
    SIDNEY-ANN
    This all happened because of you, did n't it -
    FRANK
    Well, I knew William Spungeon loved children's books so I wrote a provocative column -
    SIDNEY-ANN
    Your specialty.
    Frank laughs . Sidney - Ann laughs .
    FRANK
    And it kind of smoked him out.

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
    As she and Frank watch the television show .
    FRANK ON TELEVISION
    Technologically speaking, the world's out of hand. Take the VCR. The whole idea of a VCR is that it makes it possible for you to tape what's on television while you're out of the house. But the whole point of being out of the house is so you can miss what's on television. Radio. Now there's a medium I can get behind.
    SIDNEY-ANN ON TELEVISION
    Well, we're on television. and you're good at it.
    FRANK ON TELEVISION
    Thank you.
    Another little moment between them .
    SIDNEY-ANN ON TELEVISION
    The bookstore. Tell us about it.
    FRANK ON TELEVISION
    Are you planning to collect radios?
    SIDNEY-ANN ON TELEVISION
    Do you think I should?
    FRANK ON TELEVISION
    The Shop Around the Corner is a true New York treasure.
    SIDNEY-ANN ON TELEVISION
    As are you. I'd love to have you back.
    FRANK ON TELEVISION
    Any time. Are we done?
    SIDNEY-ANN ON TELEVISION
    Not at all.
    FRANK ON TELEVISION
    Because I just want to say that the only show I do watch is yours.
    KATHLEEN
    ( appalled . )
    Omigod.
    FRANK
    Hey, I was just being polite. Okay, I admit, I slobbered all over her.
    The show continues .

EXT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - DUSK
    As we see Kathleen flip the open sign to closed .

INT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - DUSK
    George is talking to Kathleen and Birdie , who is toting up the week 's receipts .
    GEORGE
    And I ca n't decide whether to put sausages into the meat sauce or just chopped meat. Last time I made it, Detective Carter and I never even sat down to dinner because -.
    ( he makes some sort of hand gesture indicating that sex prevented them from dining . )
    and last night, I made margaritas in the blender, and I took the ice cube and -
    BIRDIE
    Spare us.
    George goes out the door . Birdie looks at Kathleen .
    KATHLEEN
    Do n't tell me. Not the slightest difference?
    Birdie ca n't bring herself to answer .
    KATHLEEN
    ( cont 'd . )
    How could that be? All this publicity and not one bit of difference? Oh Birdie, what am I going to do? What would Mom have done?
    BIRDIE
    Let's ask her.
    She opens the locket hanging around her neck . There 's a picture of Kathleen 's mother inside it . Birdie holds the locket up to her face .
    BIRDIE
    Cecilia, what should we do?
    Birdie holds the locket to her ear and listens . A pause .
    KATHLEEN
    Birdie?
    BIRDIE
    Shhhh.
    ( after a beat , shrugs . )
    She has no idea, but she thinks the window display is lovely. Good night dearie.
    Birdie smiles and picks up her shopping bag , goes out the door .

EXT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - NIGHT
    It 's starting to rain . Kathleen lowers the grate over the store . As she turns to walk away , William Spungeon steps in her path out of the shadows .
    KATHLEEN
    Oh my goodness, hello. What are you doing here.
    SPUNGEON
    Loitering. Lurking. Skulking. Stalking.
    He laughs . So does she . Dramatically , he whips out an umbrella and opens it over the two of them .
    SPUNGEON
    ( cont 'd . )
    You look very beautiful.
    KATHLEEN
    Thank you. But I'm a wreck.
    He touches her cheek suddenly . Kathleen starts . Then he blows on his hand .
    SPUNGEON
    An eyelash. It's gone.
    Kathleen relaxes . They start walking .
    KATHLEEN
    Are you writing another book?
    SPUNGEON
    I'm in the home stretch. I'll be done in approximately six more years.
    KATHLEEN
    Should I discount?
    SPUNGEON
    It's about a man on a quest for knowledge who meets a woman he can not resist.
    KATHLEEN
    If I discount I have to fire someone because I ca n't discount with this overhead but whom could I fire? I could n't fire anyone.
    Spungeon suddenly puts his hand through Kathleen 's hair . She stops , frozen in place .
    SPUNGEON
    You have your mother's hair. Thick, wild, the color of Nebraska wheat.
    He grabs her and tries to kiss her .
    KATHLEEN
    What are you doing? Let me go.
    He backs her into a wall .
    KATHLEEN
    Stop it. Are you crazy?
    She kicks him in the shins , wiggles free and runs away .
    SPUNGEON
    ( calling after her . )
    If you change your mind, you can E - mail me. Hermit@AOL.com.

INT. COMPUTER SCREEN - NIGHT
    The mail form says `` To : '' and Kathleen types in `` NY 152 '' . The form says `` Re : '' and Kathleen types in : `` Advice ''

EXT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
    Rain is falling .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I need help. Do you still want to meet me?

EXT. JOE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
    Rain is falling . We hear the sound of the computer .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    `` Where? When?''

INT. NUT SHOP OF BROADWAY - DAY
    George , Kathleen and Christina in the shop . Kathleen is buying more lollipops .
    KATHLEEN
    We're meeting in a public place.
    CHRISTINA
    Well do n't go anywhere with him. Do n't even go out to the street with him afterwards. Get a dial cab to just sit there and wait for you.
    GEORGE
    Did you tell Frank?
    KATHLEEN
    There's nothing to tell.
    CHRISTINA
    But did you tell him?
    KATHLEEN
    He's away. At the 32nd anniversary of the Chicago Seven trial.
    GEORGE
    And he's gone to a place where there are no phones. Do you even know this guy's name?
    Kathleen shakes her head no .
    CHRISTINA
    And you're going to meet him in a bar?
    KATHLEEN
    Not a bar. That place on 83rd with the cheesecake.
    GEORGE
    And he will wear a flower in his lapel, and you will be carrying a copy of Anna Karenina with a rose in it.
    No answer .
    CHRISTINA
    Oh God, no.
    KATHLEEN
    Not Anna Karenina. Pride and Prejudice.

EXT. FOXBOOKS - NIGHT
    As Joe and Kevin walk out of the store and start downtown .
    KEVIN
    I suppose she's carrying a copy of a book with a flower in it.
    Joe does n't say anything .
    KEVIN
    Not really.
    JOE
    Really.
    KEVIN
    Which Jane Austen is it?
    JOE
    Pride and Prejudice.
    KEVIN
    She could be a real dog.
    JOE
    I know. Look, I'll just stay ten minutes. I'll say hello. Drink a cup of coffee and split. I'm outta here.
    He looks at Kevin .
    JOE
    ( cont 'd . )
    Walk me there, okay?

EXT. 83RD STREET - NIGHT
    As the two men walk toward Cafe Lalo , the European cafe on West 83rd Street .
    JOE
    What if she has a really high, squeaky voice? I hate that. It reminds me of those mice in Cinderella.
    KEVIN
    What mice in Cinderella?
    JOE
    Gus - gus and oh shit, I ca n't remember the other one. Why am I compelled to meet her? I'm just ruining a good thing.
    KEVIN
    You're taking it to the next level. I always do that. I always take a relationship to the next level, and if it works okay I take it to the next level after that, until I can finally get to the level where it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
    JOE
    I'm not going to stay long anyway. I already said that, did n't I. Christ. I'm a total wreck.
    As they reach :

EXT. CAFE LALO - CONTINUOUS
    Joe stops and looks at Kevin .
    JOE
    Kevin, this woman is the most adorable creature I have ever come in contact with. If she turns out to be even as good - looking as a mailbox, I will be crazy not to turn my life upside down and marry her.
    KEVIN
    She could be a real dog.
    JOE
    ( a total panic . )
    You go look.
    KEVIN
    Me?
    JOE
    Just go to the window and check her out.
    KEVIN
    You're pathetic.
    Kevin goes to the window and looks inside .

EXT. CAFE LALO - NIGHT
    Joe and Kevin in front . Kevin looks in the window .
    JOE
    See her?
    KEVIN
    There's a beautiful, whoa, a very beautiful girl.
    JOE
    Yes.
    KEVIN
    But no book. Let me see, let me see. Wait a minute. There's a book with a flower, so it must be her.
    JOE
    What does he look like?
    KEVIN
    There's a waiter blocking, I ca n't see her face. He's serving her a cup of tea and she's putting in three spoonfuls of sugar -
    JOE
    Well, why should n't she?
    KEVIN
    No reason. Unless she has hypoglycemia. Oh, he's moving.
    JOE
    Can you see her?
    KEVIN
    Yes.
    JOE
    And? -
    KEVIN
    ( clearly frustrated . )
    She's very pretty.
    JOE
    She is. I knew she would be. She had to be.
    KEVIN
    She looks. I would say she has a little of the coloring of that Kathleen Kelly person.
    JOE
    Kathleen Kelly of the bookstore.
    KEVIN
    Why not? You said you thought she was attractive.
    JOE
    So what? Who cares about Kathleen Kelly?
    KEVIN
    Well, if you do n't like Kathleen Kelly, I can tell you right now you ai n't gon na like this girl.
    JOE
    Why not?
    KEVIN
    Because it is Kathleen Kelly.
    Joe elbows Kevin aside and looks .
    JOE
    Oh, God.
    A long beat .
    KEVIN
    What are you going to do?
    JOE
    Nothing.
    KEVIN
    You're going to let her just wait there?
    JOE
    Yes. Yes I am. That's exactly what I'm going to do. Why not?
    KEVIN
    But she wrote the letters.
    JOE
    Good night, Kevin. I'll see you tomorrow.
    He walks away , leaving Kevin . Kevin stares after him . Then he walks away in the other direction .

INT. CAFE LALO - CONTINUOUS
    Kathleen , sitting alone , at a table for two , is drinking her tea . She 's starting to feel a little foolish . She checks her watch . A loud , boisterous group comes in and sits at the table next to hers . They 're laughing . A man from the group grabs the empty chair at Kathleen 's table .
    MAN
    Do you mind?
    Kathleen jumps up .
    KATHLEEN
    Oh, yes. I'm expecting someone. Please.
    She takes the chair back . Sits down again . She watches the group as they playfully fight over the menus . She checks her watch again . Then she opens her copy of Pride and Prejudice and looks at it . She ca n't focus . A man comes into the restaurant and she looks up hopefully at him . But he 's going to meet another group of people . As he passes her table , he knocks the book and the flower onto the floor .
    KATHLEEN
    Oh!
    She jumps up and rescues the book and flower as if they were precious china . In the window , now , behind her , Joe appears . He watches , as she rearranges the book and the flower . He disappears from sight . A beat . He walks in the door .
    JOE
    Kathleen Kelly. Hello. What a coincidence. Mind if I sit down?
    KATHLEEN
    Yes I do. I'm expecting someone.
    Joe picks up her book , looks at it .
    JOE
    Pride and Prejudice.
    Kathleen grabs it back .
    KATHLEEN
    Do you mind?
    She places it back on the table , puts the rose into it .
    JOE
    I did n't know you were a Jane Austen fan. Not that it's a surprise. I bet you read it every year. I bet you just love Mr. Darcy, and that your sentimental heart beats wildly at the thought that he and whatever her name is are really, honestly and truly going to end up together.
    KATHLEEN
    Would you please leave?
    Joe sits down .
    KATHLEEN
    Please?
    JOE
    I'll get up as soon as your friend comes. Is he late?
    KATHLEEN
    The heroine of Pride and Prejudice is Elizabeth Bennet and she's one of the greatest, most complex characters ever written, not that you would know.
    JOE
    As a matter of fact I've read it.
    KATHLEEN
    Well, good for you.
    JOE
    I think you'd discover a lot of things if you really knew me.
    KATHLEEN
    If I really knew you, I know what I would find - instead of a brain, a cash register, instead of a heart, a bottom line.
    Kathleen is shocked at herself .
    JOE
    What is it?
    KATHLEEN
    I just had a breakthrough, and I have to thank you for it. For the first time in my life, when confronted with a horrible, insensitive person I actually knew what I wanted to say and I said it.
    JOE
    I think you have a gift for it. It was a splendid mixture of poetry and meanness.
    KATHLEEN
    Meanness? Let me tell you -
    JOE
    Do n't misunderstand me, I'm just paying you a compliment.
    He lifts the book off the table . Kathleen grabs for it .
    KATHLEEN
    Why are you doing this?
    She manages to get the book , leaving Joe with the rose .
    JOE
    What have we have? A red, no, crimson rose, tucked into the pages. Something you read about in a book, no doubt. One of those books with a lady in a nightgown on the cover about to throw herself off a cliff.
    She holds her hand out for it .
    KATHLEEN
    ( cont 'd . )
    Give it to me.
    Joe puts it between his mouth and his nose like a mustache .
    JOE
    It's a joke to you, is n't it? Everything's a joke to you.
    She grabs the rose . Puts it back in the book .
    KATHLEEN
    ( cont 'd . )
    Please leave. I beg you.
    He stands up , walks from the table , sits down at the very next table , with his back to her . The door to the restaurant opens . Kathleen looks at it hopefully . A pleasant looking man , who 's immediately joined by a pleasant looking woman . For a moment , Kathleen looks just a little droopy , as if the wind has just gone out of her sails . She takes out her compact , looks into her mirror . She slides it over to look behind her , at him , just as he 's looking sideways at her . He turns away suddenly . Then she blots her lipstick with her handkerchief .
    JOE
    You know what the handkerchief reminds me of? The first day I met you -
    KATHLEEN
    The first day you lied to me -
    JOE
    I did n't lie to you -
    KATHLEEN
    You did too -
    JOE
    I did not -
    KATHLEEN
    I thought all that Fox stuff was so charming. F - O - X.
    JOE
    I never lied about it -
    KATHLEEN
    `` Joe. Just call me Joe.'' As if you were one of those stupid 22 - year - old girls with no last name. `` Hi, I'm Kimberley.'' `` Hi, I'm Janice.'' What's wrong with them? Do n't they know you're supposed to have last names? It's like they're a whole generation of cocktail waitresses.
    She stops herself - it 's a tangent she never meant to go off on . But Joe has stood up and seated himself back at her table .
    JOE
    I am not a stupid 22 - year - old girl -
    KATHLEEN
    That's not what I meant -
    JOE
    And when I said the thing about the Price Club and cans of olive oil, that was n't what I meant either -
    KATHLEEN
    Oh, you poor sad multimillionaire. I feel so sorry for you.
    The door opens and a large and very attractive TRANSVESTITE in a boa comes in the door .
    JOE
    I am going to take a wild guess that this is n't him, either. Who is he, I wonder. Not, I gather, the world's greatest living expert on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, but someone else entirely. Will you be you be mean to him too? Will you start out sweet as sugar candy and then suddenly, miraculously, like a bolt from the blue, find that sharp little tongue of yours?
    KATHLEEN
    No, I wo n't. Because the man who's coming here tonight is completely unlike you. The man who is coming here is kind and funny - he has the most wonderful sense of humor -
    JOE
    But he's not here.
    KATHLEEN
    If he's not here, he has a reason, because there is not a cruel or careless bone in his body. I ca n't expect you to know anything about a person like that. You've nothing but a suit.
    A beat . Joe gets up .
    JOE
    That is my cue. Good night.
    Joe leaves .

EXT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT BUILDING -- LATER THAT NIGHT
    Kathleen comes down the street . She drops the rose in the trash can .

INT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - A MINUTE LATER
    Kathleen comes in , drops the book on the table , takes off her coat and goes immediately to the computer . She clicks on American Online . Waits impatiently to connect . Looks with anticipation at the mail box . THE COMPUTER SCREEN - NO MAIL Hold on Kathleen as a tear starts down her face . She takes her handkerchief out of her sleeve and wipes her face and blows her nose . Then looks at her handkerchief and tosses it over her shoulder . She goes over to the bed and turns it down and slips out of her shoes . Then she lies down on the bed , fully clothed . She reaches up to turn out the light .

INT. JOE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
    As Joe turns on his closet light and hangs up his jacket . The computer is on the desk , and the light on it illuminates the room . Patricia is in the next room , eating matzos .
    PATRICIA
    ( O.C . )
    So I said to her, `` If you think I will even talk to you about paying that kind of advance for an author whose last book is being used as trivets all over the world, you are completely crazy.''
    On Joe 's face , barely bearing .

INT. FOXBOOKS SUPERSTORE - DAY
    As Kevin and Joe walk through the store .
    KEVIN
    But underneath that disagreeable exterior she could turn out to be -
    JOE
    A real bitch. Let's not talk about it. I'm going back to the office. You must have work to do.
    KEVIN
    Not really. This place is humming like a top.

EXT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - DAY
    As Kathleen comes around the corner . Christina is waiting .
    CHRISTINA
    What happened?
    KATHLEEN
    He never came.
    CHRISTINA
    He stood you up?

INT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER
    As Kathleen puts her purse into the drawer .
    KATHLEEN
    I think something happened, something terrible and unexpected that made it impossible for him -
    George walks in .
    GEORGE
    What happened?
    KATHLEEN
    He was n't able to make it.
    GEORGE
    He stood you up.
    KATHLEEN
    What could have happened?
    George looks suddenly stricken .
    KATHLEEN
    ( cont 'd . )
    Why did n't he come? Maybe he showed up, took one look at me and left.
    CHRISTINA
    Not possible.
    KATHLEEN
    Maybe there was a subway accident.
    CHRISTINA
    Absolutely.
    KATHLEEN
    A train was trapped underground with him inside.
    CHRISTINA
    And no phone.
    George continues to look stricken . He 's starting to shake his head .
    KATHLEEN
    Or an automobile accident. Those cab drivers are maniacs.
    CHRISTINA
    They hit something and you slam right into that plastic partition.
    KATHLEEN
    His elbows could be in splints - so he ca n't really dial -
    CHRISTINA
    Or he could be in the hospital in one of those semi - private room with like -
    CHRISTINA & KATHLEEN
    ( together . )
    - no phone.
    They look at George . Still shaking his head .
    KATHLEEN
    ( to George . )
    What?
    George hands them a New York Post . They look at the cover : COPS NAB ROOFTOP KILLER
    KATHLEEN
    What are you saying?
    GEORGE
    It could be.
    Dead silence .
    GEORGE
    ( cont 'd . )
    He was arrested two blocks from the cheesecake place.
    CHRISTINA
    Is there a picture?
    There it is . It 's of a man with his jacket pulled over his head . They all look at it .
    CHRISTINA
    So that explains it.
    GEORGE
    He was in jail.
    CHRISTINA
    And there was a phone -
    GEORGE
    - but he got only one call and he had to use it to call his lawyer.
    CHRISTINA
    You are so lucky.
    GEORGE
    You could be dead.
    KATHLEEN
    Are you crazy? This man could n't possibly be the rooftop killer.
    CHRISTINA
    Remember when you thought Frank might be the Unabomber?
    KATHLEEN
    That was different.
    CHRISTINA
    How long did you sit there all alone?
    KATHLEEN
    Not that long. Joe Fox came in -
    CHRISTINA
    Joe Fox!
    KATHLEEN
    I do n't want to talk about it.
    ( closes her eyes . )
    Let's get to work.
    They look around . There 's no one in the store and nothing to do . A pause .
    KATHLEEN
    There must be something to do. There's always something to do.
    They hear the jingle of the front door . They look hopefully toward it . It 's only Birdie .
    CHRISTINA
    He stood her up.
    Hold on Kathleen as the computer sound begins .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I have been thinking about you. Last night I went to meet you and you were n't there. I wish I knew why. I felt so foolish.

INT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
    As she types . And we cut from her face to the screen as we hear a voice - over :
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    And as I waited, someone else showed up, a man who has made my professional life a misery, and an amazing thing happened - I was able, for the first time in my life, to say the exact thing I wanted to say it. And of course, afterwards, I felt terrible. Just as you said I would.

INT. JOE'S APARTMENT - LATER
    The E - mail from Kathleen continues as Joe reads .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I was cruel, and I'm never cruel. And even though I can hardly believe what I said mattered to this man - to him, I'm just a bug to be crushed - but what if it did? No matter what he's done to me, there's no excuse for my behavior. Anyway, you are my dear friend, and I so wanted to talk to you. I hope you have a good reason for not being there last night, but if you do n't, and if we never really connect again, I just want to tell you how much it has meant to me to know you were there.
    Joe sits there a second . A moment of intense ambivalence . Then he hits the Menu key and signs off .
    COMPUTER
    Goodbye.
    Joe stands and leaves the room . The computer sits there . Hold on the computer . We hear him open the refrigerator door . We hear him close the refrigerator door . He passes the den without even looking into it . A moment later he comes back into the room , stares at the computer . He starts for the bedroom , changes his mind . Circles the computer . He 's going to go cold turkey if it kills him . Fuck it . He sits down . Sign on . Starts to type .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    I am in Vancouver.
    He stops . Hits the delete button and erases the message . He starts typing again :
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    I was stuck in a meeting, which I could n't get out of it, and there was no phone.
    He backspaces to erase `` there was no phone . '' Screen now reads : I was stuck in a meeting , which I could n't get out of it . Joe sits there thinking for a moment . Then he starts typing .
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    The electricity went out in the building and we were trapped on the 18th floor and the telephone system blew too.
    He stops and looks at it . Then he types :
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    Amazingly enough.
    He sits looking at it . Then he deletes the whole thing . Sits looking at the blank screen .
    JOE
    Fuck you.
    He clicks the Yes box . Then he starts to type again .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Dear friend : I can not tell you what happened to me last night, but I beg you from the bottom of my heart to forgive me for not being there.
    He deletes `` for not being there . '' Then types again , after `` to forgive me '' .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    - for what happened. I feel terrible that you found yourself in a situation that caused you additional pain. But I'm absolutely sure that whatever you said last night was provoked, even deserved. And everyone says things they regret when they're worried or stressed. You were expecting to see someone you trusted and met the enemy instead. The fault is mine.

EXT. NEW YORK STREET - DAY
    As Kathleen and Christina walk down the street together .
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    Someday I'll explain everything. Meanwhile, I'm still here. Talk to me.
    CHRISTINA
    Did he say anything about meeting again?
    KATHLEEN
    Not really. It does n't matter. We'll just be like George Bernard Shaw and Mrs. Patrick Campbell and write letters our whole lives -
    They go into an apartment building .

INT. BIRDIE'S APARTMENT - DAY
    A large rent - controlled West Side apartment . Birdie is pouring tea . There 's a plate of cookies . Christina is looking at the picture of Birdie as a young woman , dressed in a sort of Carmen Miranda getup .
    CHRISTINA
    Where was this taken, Birdie?
    BIRDIE
    Seville.
    KATHLEEN
    When you had the thunderbolt?
    BIRDIE
    Yes. What did you decide, dearie?
    KATHLEEN
    Close. We're going to close.
    CHRISTINA
    Close.
    KATHLEEN
    Although it feels like such a failure. It feels like I'm quitting. It feels like. Mom.
    She closes her eyes . Birdie sits down on the loveseat next to Kathleen , puts her arms around her . Hold on them .
    BIRDIE
    Keeping the store open does n't keep your mother alive, although sometimes I think we all think it does.
    Christina looks over at the picture of Birdie .
    CHRISTINA
    Who was it, Birdie? That you had the thunderbolt over?
    Birdie shakes her head . She 's not going to tell them .
    CHRISTINA
    ( cont 'd . )
    It's so romantic.
    BIRDIE
    But it was n't meant to be.
    CHRISTINA
    Why not?
    BIRDIE
    He ran Spain.
    CHRISTINA
    Spain?
    BIRDIE
    The country. He ran it. That was his job. And then he died. Just as well.

INT. SONY LINCOLN SQUARE THEATRE - NIGHT
    As Frank and Kathleen go up the escalator , on their way to a movie .
    FRANK
    She fell in love with Generalissimo Franco?
    KATHLEEN
    Do n't say that. We do n't know that for sure.
    FRANK
    Who else could it have been? It was probably around 1960 -
    KATHLEEN
    I mean, it's not like he was something normal, like a socialist or an anarchist or something -
    FRANK
    It happened in Spain. People do really stupid things in foreign countries.
    KATHLEEN
    Absolutely. They buy leather jackets, they go see Flamenco, they ride in gondolas, they eat in restaurants where guitarists sing Malaguena sola Rosa, but they do n't fall in love with fascist dictators.
    They enters one of the theatres .

INT. THEATER - CONTINUOUS
    As they find seats and sit down . A trailer is playing .
    KATHLEEN
    Birdie is a very kind person, she's practically my surrogate mother.
    FRANK
    Well she's out of her mind.
    KATHLEEN
    She is not.
    FRANK
    I could never ever be with anyone who does n't take politics as seriously as I do.
    The person in front of them turns around .
    PERSON IN FRONT OF THEM
    Do you mind?
    FRANK
    A hot dog is singing. You need quiet while a hot dog is singing?
    The two of them sit there .
    KATHLEEN
    I have something to tell you. I did n't vote.
    FRANK
    What?
    KATHLEEN
    In the last mayoral election, when Rudy Giuliani was running against Ruth Messinger, I went to get a manicure and forgot to vote.
    FRANK
    Since when do you get manicures?
    KATHLEEN
    Oh, I suppose you could never be with a woman who gets manicures.
    FRANK
    Forget it. It's okay. I forgive you.
    PERSON IN FRONT OF THEM
    Shhhhhh.
    KATHLEEN
    You forgive me.
    Hold on them a beat . Kathleen stands and walks out of the theatre .

INT. SONY LINCOLN SQUARE THEATRE ESCALATOR - NIGHT
    Kathleen on the down escalator . Frank scrambling to catch up with her .
    FRANK
    What's going on?
    Kathleen 's upset .
    FRANK
    ( cont 'd . )
    Hey. What is it?

EXT. COLUMBUS AVENUE - NIGHT
    As they walk uptown .
    FRANK
    Look, this has been a big week, you're closing the store -
    KATHLEEN
    It's not that, Frank, really it's not. It's just. Frank.
    FRANK
    I know, that was terrible of me.
    KATHLEEN
    What was?
    FRANK
    To jump all over you when I'm the one who's really. Oh, God, I do n't know how to say this -
    KATHLEEN
    What is it?

EXT. COLUMBUS AVENUE - NIGHT
    As we see Kathleen and Frank being served drinks in a glassed - in extension of a restaurant .

INT. COLUMBUS AVENUE RESTAURANT - NIGHT
    As Kathleen looks at Frank , waiting for him to begin .
    FRANK
    You're a wonderful person, Kathleen.
    KATHLEEN
    So are you.
    FRANK
    And I'm honored that you want to be with me because you would never be with anyone who was n't truly worthy -
    KATHLEEN
    I feel exactly the same way about you.
    FRANK
    Oh, God, do n't say that, please, that just makes it worse.
    KATHLEEN
    What?
    ( he shakes his head . )
    You do n't love me?
    Frank shakes his head no .
    KATHLEEN
    Me either.
    FRANK
    You do n't love me?
    Kathleen shakes her head no .
    FRANK
    But we're so right for each other.
    KATHLEEN
    I know.
    A long beat .
    KATHLEEN
    That woman on television, right? Sidney - Ann.
    Frank nods .
    FRANK
    I mean, nothing's happened or anything.
    KATHLEEN
    I think she's a Republican.
    FRANK
    I ca n't help myself.
    Kathleen pats him .
    FRANK
    ( cont 'd . )
    What about you? Is there someone else?
    KATHLEEN
    Oh, somewhere out there, I'm sure. Somewhere -.
    ( she throws up her hands . )
    In cyberspace.

EXT. KATHLEEN'S BUILDING - NIGHT
    As Frank , carrying a typewriter , walks out off Kathleen 's building and puts it into the back of a taxicab .

EXT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - DAY
    As a sign goes up in the window : `` Closing This Week : All Stock 40 % off . ''

INT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - LATE THAT DAY
    The store is crowded . People are buying stacks of books . We hear brief snatches of conversation : Birdie telling a customer she 's planning to travel , Christina saying she 's finally going to have to finish her dissertation , George saying he 's been offered a job at Foxbooks but even though it 's okay with Kathleen , he would n't work there if it were the last place on the earth . There is a frantic , rummage sale atmosphere . Kathleen , busy at the cash register , looks up for a minute at her beautiful store being ravaged by vultures . We hear the sound of the computer and hear her voice - over :
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    My store is closing this week. I own a store. Did I ever tell you that? Probably not. It's a lovely store -
    As a woman dumps a huge stack of books on the checkout table .
    WOMAN SHOPPER
    This is a tragedy.
    ( yelling across the shop to her husband . )
    Honey, grab a copy of The Trumpet of the Swan.
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    - and in a week, it will be something really depressing, like a Baby Gap. I am being amazingly brave -
    WOMAN SHOPPER
    What are you going to do with yourself?
    KATHLEEN
    I do n't know. I'm going to take some time. I have a little money saved. I'm almost looking forward to it -
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    I am so cheerful I would make Pollyanna throw up.
    SECOND SHOPPER
    I came here every Saturday when I was a little girl. I remember when your mother gave me Anne of Green Gables. `` Read it with a box of Kleenex,'' that's what she told me.
    THIRD SHOPPER
    She's looking down on you right now.
    KATHLEEN
    I'm sure she is.
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    I have promised myself I'm not going to cry.
    A FORTH SHOPPER approaches the counter with a stack of books up to his chin , and manages to slide the stack on the counter .
    FOURTH SHOPPER
    We should bomb Foxbooks.
    KATHLEEN
    It's not their fault. The truth is, the world is just. different.
    She starts ringing up the sale .

EXT. FOXBOOKS SUPERSTORE - NIGHT
    As Kathleen walks home .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    Soon we'll just be a memory. In fact, someone, some foolish person will probably think it's a tribute to this city, the way it keeps changing on you, the way you can never count on it, or something. I know, because that's the sort of thing I'm always saying. But the truth is, I'm heartbroken. I feel as if part of me has died, and my mother has died all over again, and no one can ever make it right.
    She stops in front of the window , watching the customers lined up to buy books .

EXT. FOXBOOKS SUPERSTORE - NIGHT
    As Kathleen enters and looks around . She goes up the stairs .

INT. FOXBOOKS SUPERSTORE - CHILDREN'S DEPARTMENT
    As Kathleen walks into it . It 's huge , of course . With its reading area , and stage , and room for displays , and child - size furniture , and so many books and so many customers . Kathleen sits down on a little child - size chair , completely wilted . KATHLEEN FROM ANOTHER P.O.V. And now we see Joe watching her , from a distance . She does n't see him . A woman browsing , stops a sales person .
    WOMAN SHOPPER
    Do you have the `` Shoe'' books?
    SALESPERSON
    The `` Shoe'' books? Who's the author?
    WOMAN SHOPPER
    I do n't know. My friend told me my daughter has to read the `` Shoe'' books, so here I am.
    KATHLEEN
    Noel Streatfeild. Noel Streatfeild wrote Ballet Shoes and Skating Shoes and Theater Shoes and Movie Shoes.
    ( she starts crying as she tells her . )
    I'd start with Skating Shoes, it's my favorite, although Ballet Shoes is completely wonderful.
    SALESPERSON
    Streatfeild. How do you spell that?
    KATHLEEN
    S - T - R - E - A - T - F - E - I - L - D.
    WOMAN SHOPPER
    Thank you.
    As she walks away .
    KATHLEEN
    ( to herself . )
    They know nothing, they know absolutely nothing.
    ON JOE as he watches her . We hear the sound of the computer . She starts out of the store . And hold on him .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    I'm sorry.

INT. JOE'S COMPUTER SCREEN
    A screen which says Reply and which now reads `` I 'm sorry . ''

INT. JOE'S OFFICE - DAY
    On Joe at his computer , staring at the screen .
    JOE
    Asshole.
    He backspaces , deleting . Starts typing again .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    I'm sorry. I do n't know what to say. Truly I do n't. And anything I do say will sound trite. I hope you feel better.
    He sits there , appalled at his own triteness .

EXT. JOE'S STREET - NIGHT
    As a taxi comes down the street and stops in front of Joe 's building .
    PATRICIA
    ( V.O . )
    What I was thinking was she'd probably make a great children's book either.
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Why would you think that?
    They get out of the cab .
    PATRICIA
    She knows everything. She has flawless taste. She's famous for it. The salesmen swear by her. If she likes it, it sells. Period.

INT. JOE'S LOBBY - CONTINUOUS
    As they enter the lobby and walk toward the elevator .
    JOE
    So you're going to offer her a job?
    PATRICIA
    Why not? What else has she got to do?
    JOE
    Now that she's destitute -
    PATRICIA
    Thanks to you.
    JOE
    Well, I ca n't imagine her working for you.
    PATRICIA
    Why not?
    JOE
    She has a horrible personality, she's. nice to everyone all the time. It's exhausting. And her staff turnover is. non - existent. They've been there forever. Until. recently, when they all found out they were going to lose their jobs.
    PATRICIA
    Thanks to you.
    The elevator door is closing .
    PATRICIA
    ( cont 'd . )
    Hold the elevator!
    They get in .

INT. ELEVATOR - CONTINUOUS
    JOE
    Hello, Charlie, Veronica.
    PATRICIA
    Last time, we rode in an elevator, we made the deal of the century. What is going to happen this time?
    CHARLIE
    Miss Grant's going to get me a part in one of her movies, that's what's going to happen.
    VERONICA
    In your dream, Charlie.
    PATRICIA
    ( back to the conversation with Joe . )
    I love how you've totally forgotten you had any role in her current situation. It's so obtuse. It reminds me of someone. Who? Who does it remind me of?
    ( thinks for a moment . )
    Me!
    The elevator suddenly stops .
    PATRICIA
    Shit.
    VERONICA
    Shit.
    JOE
    It is stuck?
    CHARLIE
    Could be.
    He pushes the open button . Nothing . Turns the key , hits the open button , flicks the emergency switch . The he starts hitting the buttons in every possible combination .
    JOE
    Charlie, what are you doing?
    CHARLIE
    Bang the door.
    PATRICIA
    Really.
    Joe bangs the door . Nothing .
    CHARLIE
    I hope this thing does n't plummet to the basement.
    VERONICA
    Can it do that?
    JOE
    No.
    He picks up the phone .
    JOE
    This is Joe Fox. Who is this? Hi, Juan. We're stuck on the sixth floor. There are four of us -
    PATRICIA
    ( grabs the phone . )
    - and if you do n't get your ass up here in two shakes and get us out -
    He hangs up .
    JOE
    ( to Veronica . )
    Are you all right?
    VERONICA
    It's hot.
    Joe hands her his handkerchief .
    CHARLIE
    Everyone should jump in the air.
    PATRICIA
    What?
    CHARLIE
    We jump. The elevator thinks that no one is here and it opens.
    Everyone stares at each other .
    JOE
    One - two - three -
    They all jump into the air . They all land . Nothing happens .

INT. ELEVATOR - A LITTLE LATER
    Patricia is sitting on the elevator floor , polishing her nails . We hear the fire department banging outside .
    VERONICA
    If I ever get out of here, I'm going to start speaking to my mother. She slept with Oscar, and maybe it was Oscar's fault, I do n't know, and then she sold the story to Inside Edition. That could have been Oscar's idea, too. Who knows? But I divorced him. I wonder what she's doing right this minute. I think of her. whenever I hear about a new pill. Ecstasy, Zoloft, Fenphen, I just think, I hope Mama knows about that.
    She takes out a tissue and dabs at her eyes .
    PATRICIA
    Maybe you can make up on Rosie. That would be so great for the book.
    CHARLIE
    ( trying to figure it out . )
    If I ever get out of here.
    PATRICIA
    If I ever get out of here, I'm having my eyes lasered.
    CHARLIE
    I'm marrying Oreet. I love her. I should marry her. I do n't know what's been stopping me.
    He takes out his wallet and looks at a picture of Oreet , shows it to Joe .
    JOE
    If I ever get out of here, I'm going to -
    He stops , he looks at Patricia who is fishing through her purse .
    PATRICIA
    Where is my TicTacs?
    ( looks at Joe . )
    What?
    The firemen crowbar open the elevator door .

EXT. 79TH STREET BOAT BASIN - NIGHT
    Joe and Brinkley walk out on the dock toward Joe 's boat . Joe is carrying Brinkley 's pillow , his laptop and a suitcase . He boards his boat and goes below . A light goes on . We hear the sound of the computer .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    I came home tonight and got into the elevator to go to my apartment. An hour later, I got out of the elevator and Brinkley and I moved out. Suddenly everything had become clear.

INT. BOAT - NIGHT
    A small sleeping area with a berth and a little table , where Joe 's laptop has been hooked up to the phone . Joe is on the narrow berth , as is Brinkley .
    JOE
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    It's a long story. Full of the personal details we avoid so carefully.
    Joe puts Brinkley on the floor , on his pillow . Brinkley jumps back onto the berth with Joe .

INT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - DAY
    Kathleen is making tea . She starts toward the bedroom . We see her computer , now hooked up in the living room , where all of Frank 's typewriters used to be .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I wonder whether change is n't a kind of infection. You start with one thing - something you never ever thought would change and it does -

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    and the next thing you know even your bed is in a different place.
    Kathleen enters the bedroom and we see the entire room has been rearranged . She gets into bed and turns on the television set .

EXT. SHOP AROUND THE CORNER - DUSK
    The bookshelves are empty .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O. , cont 'd . )
    Six months ago, when you and I first met, I knew everything about myself - what I would be doing for the rest of my life and even the person I would be doing it with. Now I know nothing.
    On the door is a small sign . `` After 42 years , we are closing our doors . We have loved being part of your lives . '' Kathleen turns out the light in the store and opens the door . The little bell over the door jingles . Kathleen reaches up on her tiptoes for the bell and detaches it . Then she comes out of the store , carrying the bell . Kathleen locks the door and reaches down to operate the grate for the last time . The grate starts to lower . Kathleen looks at her store , one last time . Then she walks off , carrying the bell . We hear it jingle in the night . And hold on The Shop Around the Corner , and it slowly turns into a computer - enhanced version of itself . And then , suddenly , it vanishes with a poof , leaving an empty screen .

EXT. A BLUE SKY WITH A BIG COMPUTER SUN SHINING IN IT, AND PAN DOWN TO:
    A COMPUTER VERSION OF COLUMBUS AVENUE The trees sprout leaves and birdies start to tweet . And the scene turns into a real version of :

INT. FOXBOOKS SUPERSTORE - DAY
    George is now the head of the children department at the store and he is sitting in the children 's section on an itty - bitty chair . His staff is sitting on little itty - bitty chairs too .
    GEORGE
    Then, in the 19th century, Caldecott revolutionized the publishing of children's books by the introduction of color illustrations -
    We see : THE STAFF Several are dozing .

EXT. RIVERSIDE DRIVE & 72ND - DAY
    Joe walks past the Eleanor Roosevelt statue . He 's with Annabel and Matt :
    JOE
    What about going to the Children's Zoo?
    ANNABEL
    I do n't want to go to the Children's Zoo.
    JOE
    Okay. The Staten Island Ferry.
    ANNABEL
    I want to go to the Storybook Lady.
    MATT
    I want to go to the Storybook Lady.
    JOE
    Well we ca n't go to the Storybook Lady.

INT. JAPANESE NOODLE RESTAURANT - DAY
    Annabel is sitting in her chair , staring glumly at a bowl of Japanese soup and noodles .
    JOE
    I'll read you a story.
    ANNABEL
    Where did she go?
    JOE
    She had to close her store.
    ANNABEL
    Why?
    JOE
    She did n't have enough business.
    ANNABEL
    Why?
    JOE
    Well. Her store was very close to our store, and you know our store sells books at a slightly lower cost -
    ANNABEL
    Why?
    JOE
    Why do we sell at a lower cost? So more people can buy books.
    ANNABEL
    Why could n't she sell that way too?
    JOE
    Because she's small and we're big. How about we go get some candy?
    ANNABEL
    So now she's gone and it's all your fault.
    JOE
    It's business, Annabel. It's not personal. How about we go get so much candy you'll be bouncing off the walls for days?
    MATT
    What's personal?
    ANNABEL
    Personal means that she's gone forever, and now we'll never get another book from her as long as we ever live.
    She burst into tears . Matt bursts into tears too .
    JOE
    Remember the man who worked with her?
    ANNABEL
    ( a wail . )
    No.
    JOE
    Well I hired him.
    ANNABEL
    You killed the Storybook Lady.
    Matt throws himself on the ground , crying . Annabel sobs hysterically .

INT. FOXBOOKS SUPERSTORE - DAY
    George is wearing the same pointed hat Kathleen wore as the Storybook Lady . There 's a sign that says : Storybook Person . Several children are listening . We see : ANNABEL She 's glowering .

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
    Kathleen is in bed with a huge box of Kleenex . She has a terrible cold . Her nose is red , her eyes are watery . On the bedside table are a huge assortment of atomizers , pills , etc. . We hear the sound of computer keys clicking .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Why have n't you written?
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I have a cold.

INT. JOE'S OFFICE - DAY
    We see Joe on his computer .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    How's your cold?
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    My ears are blocked, my nose is clogged.

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
    She 's drinking cranberry juice . Joni Mitchell on the stereo . The sound of computer keys clicking again .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Are you feeling any better?
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I'm lying in bed listening to Joni Mitchell and drinking cranberry juice which I am sorry to say is the exact same color as my nose. I keep thinking about my future. What future? What am I going to do?

EXT. 79TH STREET BOAT BASIN - LATE AFTERNOON
    As Joe is walking Brinkley back to the boat . A limousine has pulled up near the pier and the driver is unloading bags . Joe stops to see the passenger : his father , Nelson Fox .
    JOE
    What are you doing here?

EXT. 79TH STREET BOAT BASIN - DUSK
    Next to Joe 's boat is a larger yacht .

INT. YACHT - NIGHT
    In the main cabin Joe and Nelson are having drinks . Nelson lifts his glass in a toast .
    NELSON
    To us.
    JOE
    Father and son, together at last. That happened with Gillian?
    Nelson ignores the question .
    NELSON
    I've stayed here after, let's see, your mother, Laurette that ballet dancer -
    JOE
    - the nanny -
    NELSON
    Was she the nanny? I forgot that. How ironic. Then there was the ice skater -
    JOE
    - also the nanny -
    NELSON
    Really. How amazingly ironic. Sybil the astrologer.
    JOE
    Whose moon turned out to be in somebody else's house, as I recall.
    NELSON
    Just like Gillian.
    JOE
    Gillian ran off with someone?
    NELSON
    The nanny.
    JOE
    Nanny Maureen? Gillian ran off with Nanny Maureen? That's incredibly ironic.
    NELSON
    True true.
    JOE
    There's no other word for it.
    NELSON
    Who did you break up with?
    JOE
    Patricia. You met her.
    NELSON
    Would I like her?
    ( cracks himself up . )
    Just kidding. Is n't this great? Have some peanuts. Of course I have to live out of a suitcase for a least three weeks, and then there's the inevitable legal hassle, more of your inheritance down the drain.
    JOE
    Do n't worry about it.
    NELSON
    I wo n't. But then I get to meet someone new. That's the easy part.
    JOE
    Oh, right, a snap to find the one single person in the world who fills your heart with joy.
    NELSON
    Do n't be ridiculous. Have I ever been with anyone who fits that description? Have you?
    JOE
    On to the next.
    NELSON
    Is n't it a beautiful night?
    Hold on Joe .

EXT. KATHLEEN'S STREET - DAY
    Joe , on his way to Kathleen 's apartment building , carrying a bunch of daisies , wrapped in cellophane . Joe goes up the stoop to her building and looks at buzzer . Sees Kelly , 3A . He presses . Nothing . Presses again .
    KATHLEEN
    ( voice clogged , through intercom . )
    Who is it?
    JOE
    Joe Fox.

INT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - SAME TIME
    Kathleen , in her pajamas , at the intercom , horrified .
    KATHLEEN
    What are you doing here?
    JOE
    May I please come up?
    KATHLEEN
    It's really not a good idea.
    Someone else walks up to the door , unlocks it and walks in . Joe follows .

INT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - SAME TIME
    KATHLEEN
    ( into the intercom . )
    I have a terrible cold, can you hear it? I'm sniffling and not really awake -

EXT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS
    As Kathleen continues to talk through the Intercom to an empty stoop .
    KATHLEEN'S VOICE
    and I'm sleeping practically twenty - four hours a day, and taking echinacea -

INT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS
    KATHLEEN
    ( into intercom . )
    - and vitamin C, so I would really appreciate it if you would come some other time -
    There 's a knock on the door right next to her . Kathleen practically jumps out of her skin . She looks through the peephole . There he is .
    JOE
    Kathleen?
    KATHLEEN
    Just a second.
    She puts on a robe , runs frantically about picking up various scattered wadded - up Kleenexs , opens the front door . Joe is holding a bunch of flowers wrapped in paper .
    JOE
    Hello.
    KATHLEEN
    What are you doing here?
    JOE
    I heard you were sick and I was worried and I wanted to -.
    ( he hears voices . )
    Is someone here?
    KATHLEEN
    Just the Home Shopping Network.
    JOE
    Bought any porcelain dolls?
    KATHLEEN
    I was thinking about it.
    ( beat . )
    You put me out of business -
    JOE
    I know that -
    KATHLEEN
    And now you turn up with flowers? Did you come to gloat?
    JOE
    No.
    KATHLEEN
    To offer me a job -
    JOE
    No, I would n't think of -
    KATHLEEN
    Because I have plans, I have lots of offers. I've been offered a job by - well, actually by -
    JOE
    My former?
    KATHLEEN
    Former?
    JOE
    We broke up.
    KATHLEEN
    That's too bad. You seemed so perfect for each other.
    ( she claps her hand over her mouth . )
    I do n't mean to say things like that. No matter what you have done to me, there is no excuse for my saying anything like that. But every time I see you -
    JOE
    Things like that just seem to fly out of your mouth.
    KATHLEEN
    Yes. I'm sorry. I'm starting over.
    ( sharply . )
    Thank you for coming. Goodbye.
    ( she says it again , a little more nicely . )
    Thank you for coming. Goodbye.
    She starts to the door .
    JOE
    I bought you flowers.
    KATHLEEN
    Oh.
    ( trying as hard as she can . )
    Thank you.
    She takes them . He takes them back .
    JOE
    Why do n't I put them in water?
    He heads for the kitchen . A beat , while she stares after him . Then follows .

INT. KITCHEN - DAY
    When Kathleen gets to the kitchen , Joe is checking the kettle for water . Turns on the stove .
    JOE
    You're sick. Sit down, please.
    He pulls out a kitchen chair . Kathleen sits . She 's a little woozy .
    JOE
    Vase?
    KATHLEEN
    Upper left.
    He gets out a vase . Fills it with water .
    JOE
    George says hello. He told me you were n't feeling well.
    KATHLEEN
    How is George?
    JOE
    Great. He's revolutionizing the place. No one is allowed to work in his department who does n't have a Ph.D. in children's literature.
    He unwraps the paper around the flowers . Daisies . Puts them in a vase .
    KATHLEEN
    I love daisies.
    JOE
    You told me.
    He puts the vase on the kitchen table . Kathleen plays with the petals .
    KATHLEEN
    They're so friendly. Do n't you think they are the friendliest flower?
    JOE
    I do.
    KATHLEEN
    When did you break up?
    JOE
    Oh, a couple of weeks ago.
    KATHLEEN
    Everyone is breaking up. You. Me. This other person I know broke up with someone in an elevator. I think it was in an elevator. Or just outside it. Or after it. It got stuck. I think. And suddenly everything became clear. When I saw you, at the coffee place, I was waiting for him and I was -
    JOE
    - charming.
    KATHLEEN
    I was not charming.
    JOE
    Well, you looked charming.
    The teakettle whistles . Joe turns off the burner .
    JOE
    Tea?
    KATHLEEN
    Upper right.
    He gets out mugs and teabags and pours the water .
    KATHLEEN
    I was upset. And I was horrible.
    JOE
    Honey?
    Kathleen nods . He puts in two spoonfuls , gives it to her .
    JOE
    I was horrible.
    KATHLEEN
    True. But I have no excuse.
    She picks up the daisies and carries them into :

INT. KATHLEEN'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
    Joe follows her . They both sit .
    JOE
    Whereas I am a horrible person and have no choice but to be horrible, is that what you're saying?
    KATHLEEN
    No I am not saying that because I am done saying horrible things, even to you.
    JOE
    You did it again.
    She claps her hand over her mouth .
    JOE
    I put you out of business. You're entitled to hate me.
    KATHLEEN
    I do n't hate you -
    JOE
    But you'll never forgive me. Like Elizabeth.
    KATHLEEN
    Who?
    JOE
    Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice. She was too proud -
    KATHLEEN
    I thought you hated Pride and Prejudice.
    JOE
    - or was she too prejudiced and Mr. Darcy too proud? I can never remember.
    ( beat . )
    It was n't personal -
    KATHLEEN
    - It was business. What is that supposed to mean? I am so sick of that. All it means is it's not personal to you, but it's personal to me, it's personal to a lot of people.
    ( she shrugs helplessly . )
    What's wrong with personal anyway?
    JOE
    Nothing.
    KATHLEEN
    I mean, whatever else anything is, it ought to begin by being personal.
    Kathleen stands up , picks up the daisies .
    KATHLEEN
    My head's starting to get funny. I have to go back to bed.
    They walk to .

EXT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS
    Kathleen puts the daisies next to the bed and gets into it . She fluffs up the pillows , pulls up the blankets , surrounds herself with Kleenex and Evian and sneezes a gigantic sneeze .
    KATHLEEN
    Why did you stop by? I forget.
    JOE
    I wanted to be your friend.
    KATHLEEN
    Oh.
    JOE
    I knew it was n't possible. What can I say? Sometimes a person just wants the impossible. Could I ask you something?
    KATHLEEN
    What?
    JOE
    What happened with that guy at the cafe?
    KATHLEEN
    Nothing.
    JOE
    But you're crazy about him -
    KATHLEEN
    Yes. I am.
    JOE
    Then why do n't you run off with him? What are you waiting for?
    A long beat .
    KATHLEEN
    I do n't actually know him.
    JOE
    Really.
    KATHLEEN
    We only know each other - oh God, you're not going to believe this -
    JOE
    Let me guess. From the Internet.
    KATHLEEN
    Yes.
    JOE
    You've Got Mail.
    KATHLEEN
    Yes.
    JOE
    Very powerful words.
    KATHLEEN
    Yes.
    Joe sits on the edge of the bed .
    JOE
    I'm happy for him. Although - could I make a little suggestion? I think you should meet him. No. I take it back. Why meet him?
    KATHLEEN
    ( starting to get sharp again . )
    I hardly think I need advice from someone who -
    He reaches out and gently claps his hand over her mouth . And holds it there . It 's unexpectedly tender and sexy .
    JOE
    I concede I bring out the worst in you, but let me help you not to say something you'll just torture yourself about for years to come.
    She starts to smile and he removes his hand . They look at each other .
    JOE
    I hope you're better soon. It would be a shame to miss New York in the spring.
    Joe stands .
    KATHLEEN
    Thank you for the daisies.
    He starts for the door .
    JOE
    Take care.
    KATHLEEN
    I will.
    JOE
    Goodbye.
    KATHLEEN
    Goodbye.
    We hear the door close . Hold on Kathleen .

EXT. CENTRAL PARK - DAY
    Christina is running . She sees a good - looking MALE RUNNER coming toward her . She has no hope that he will notice her , and starts to look away as they get close to one another .
    MALE RUNNER
    Hi.
    CHRISTINA
    Hi.
    He passes her . Christina ca n't believe it . She does a little dance of joy . Camera pulls back as we see her by the reservoir on a beautiful morning doing her little celebratory spin . Then she resumes her morning exercise , running on .

INT. THE SINGLES TEMPLE - FRIDAY EVENING
    Patricia comes in . The place is packed . There are hundreds of young Jewish New Yorkers singing folk songs and dancing the hora . The Rabbi is dancing among them . Patricia sees the rabbi , leading the dance . The rabbi whirls madly toward her , like a human dreidel .
    RABBIT
    Shabbat shalom!
    He grabs Patricia 's hand , and to her surprise , they go whirling off together .

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - DAY
    Kathleen at the computer , typing .
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I have been thinking about this and I think we should meet.
    She clicks the send button and then exits from American On Line . On her computer screen we now see the standard screen with several icons : American On - Line , Word , Recycle Bin , etc. . She clicks Word . She goes to File : New . There are several choices of format . She stares at the choices . Then she clicks Book format . A blank page appears in the computer . She starts to type : `` Once upon a time there was a little girl named . '' She pauses for a moment and looks around the room . She sees the flowers that Joe brought her . And then she types : `` Daisy . '' As she goes on typing .

INT. JOE' BOAT - NIGHT
    On Joe typing .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    We should meet. And we will meet. But I'm in the middle of a project that needs.
    ( he pauses to think of the right word . )
    . tweaking.
    A look of calculation on his face .

EXT. STARBUCKS - DAY
    We can see Kathleen through the window , drinking a cup of coffee . And now we see Joe walk into Starbucks . He waves at her , pretending surprise at seeing her . Has he been watching the store and waiting for her to come in ? We 'll never know .

INT. STARBUCKS - A FEW MINUTES LATER
    He 's sitting next to her at the counter in the window .
    JOE
    Tweaking?
    KATHLEEN
    That's what he said.
    JOE
    He's probably married.
    KATHLEEN
    That's a terrible thing to say. It's not possible.
    JOE
    Have you asked him if he's married? Have you said, `` Are you married?''
    KATHLEEN
    No.
    Joe looks at her , shrugs .

INT. KATHLEEN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
    As she types :
    KATHLEEN
    ( V.O . )
    I know this is probably a little late to be asking, but are you married?

INT. JOE'S OFFICE - NIGHT
    As he answers :
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    Am I married? What kind of a question is that? How can you ask me that? Do n't you know me at all? Oh wait, I get it. Your friends are telling you the reason we have n't met is that I'm married. Am I right?

INT. SIDEWALK CAFE - ANOTHER DAY
    Kathleen and Joe having nachos .
    JOE
    So he did n't exactly answer.
    KATHLEEN
    He did too. He nailed me. He knew exactly what I was up to. Which is just like him.
    JOE
    But he did n't exactly answer, did he? Did he?
    KATHLEEN
    No.
    JOE
    Maybe he's fat.
    KATHLEEN
    I do n't care about that.
    JOE
    You do n't care that he might be one of those guys who's so fat he has to be removed from his house with a crane?
    KATHLEEN
    That's very unlikely.
    JOE
    Why else do you think he's putting off meeting you? Although. maybe that's not it. Maybe.
    KATHLEEN
    What?
    JOE
    Never mind.
    KATHLEEN
    What?
    JOE
    He could be waiting til he's paroled.
    KATHLEEN
    Oh, you wo n't believe this, there was a moment when George thought he might be the rooftop killer, which was completely ridiculous -
    Her voice trails off , as she considers whether it could be true .
    JOE
    What's his handle?
    She shakes her head .
    JOE
    Come on, I'm not going to write him. Is that what you think?
    KATHLEEN
    NY 152.
    JOE
    One five two. One hundred fifty two. Very interesting. He's 152 years old. He has 152 hairs remaining on his head. He's had 152 moles removed and now he has 152 pockmarks.

EXT. FARMER'S MARKET ON BROADWAY - LATER
    As they walk past tables of bread and flowers , etc. .
    JOE
    His combined college board scores.
    KATHLEEN
    His IQ.
    JOE
    The number of women he's slept with.
    KATHLEEN
    The number of times he's seen The Godfather.
    JOE
    That's the first good thing I've heard about him.
    KATHLEEN
    His address. No, no, no. He would never do anything that prosaic.
    On Joe , looking a little wounded .
    KATHLEEN
    ( cont 'd . )
    The only thing I really care about besides the married thing. and the jail thing. is the boat thing.
    JOE
    The boat thing?
    KATHLEEN
    I could never be with anyone who has a boat.
    JOE
    Oh.
    KATHLEEN
    So that clinches it. We'll never be together. I'll take care of these.
    He picks up a mango , squeezes it .
    JOE
    ( cont 'd . )
    I could never be with anyone who likes Joni Mitchell.
    ( singing , imitating Joni . )
    `` It's cloud's illusions I recall, I really do n't know clouds at all.'' What does that mean?
    Joe waits for Kathleen to say she likes Joni Mitchell . But Kathleen does n't say anything . She starts intently picking over apples , trying to find some she wants .
    JOE
    How's your book coming?

EXT. BROADWAY - DAY
    As they walk away from the market , going uptown .
    KATHLEEN
    There's a children's book editor I know, from the store, and she's excited to read it. When I finish it. Who would ever have thought I'd write? I mean, if I did n't have all this free time, I would never have discovered -
    She stops , realizing what she 's saying .
    KATHLEEN
    ( cont 'd . )
    The truth is, he was the one who made me start thinking about writing -
    JOE
    Mister 152 Felony Indictments -
    KATHLEEN
    Mister 152. insights into my soul.
    JOE
    Yes. Well. Ca n't compete with that.
    KATHLEEN
    Well. I keep bumping into you. Hope your mango's ripe.
    JOE
    I think it is. Want to bump into me Saturday? Around lunchtime?

EXT. COMPUTER SCREEN - NIGHT
    As Joe types .
    JOE
    ( V.O . )
    How about meeting Saturday? The first day of spring. 4 P.M. There's a place in Riverside Park at 88th Street where the path curves and when you come around the curve, you'll find me waiting.

INT./EXT. SATURDAY - GREY'S PAPAYA - THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING
    Kathleen and Joe are putting mustard on their hot dogs .
    JOE
    Today?
    KATHLEEN
    Today.
    JOE
    Whoa.
    KATHLEEN
    I know. In Riverside Park.
    JOE
    Is n't that amazing? Maybe I've seen him, and I do n't even know it.

EXT. COLUMBUS AVENUE - DAY
    As they walk uptown , eating their hot dogs and drinking papaya drinks .
    JOE
    He could be the Zipper Man.
    KATHLEEN
    Who's that?
    JOE
    This guy on Amsterdam who repairs zippers. You'll never have to buy new luggage.
    KATHLEEN
    Stop teasing.
    JOE
    Timing is everything. He waited until you were primed. Until you knew there was no other man you could ever love.
    KATHLEEN
    ( almost believe it . )
    Yes.
    JOE
    Sometimes I wonder.
    KATHLEEN
    What?
    They stop walking , they look at each other .
    JOE
    If I had n't been Foxbooks and you had n't been The Shop Around the Corner and we'd just met -
    KATHLEEN
    Do n't.
    JOE
    I would have asked for your phone number and I would n't have been able to wait 24 hours before calling and asking, `` How about coffee, drinks, dinner, a movie, for as long as we both shall live?''
    KATHLEEN
    ( almost a swoon . )
    Joe.
    JOE
    And then we would never have been at war.
    KATHLEEN
    No.
    JOE
    The only fight we'd ever have is what video to rent on Saturday night.
    KATHLEEN
    Who fights about that?
    JOE
    Some people. Not us.
    KATHLEEN
    We would never.
    A long beat .
    JOE
    If only.
    KATHLEEN
    Please. I have to go.
    She does n't move .
    JOE
    Let me ask you something? How come you'll forgive him for standing you up and you wo n't forgive me for a little tiny thing like putting you out of business?
    Kathleen looks at him . Shakes her head . They look at each other .
    JOE
    Oh how I wish you would.
    It 's all Kathleen can do not to forgive him . It 's all Joe can do not to kiss her .
    KATHLEEN
    I really do have to go.
    JOE
    You do n't want to be late.
    She 's in agony . He turns and walks away . After a moment , she does too .

EXT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - LATER
    As we see Kathleen come down the street and walk into her house .

EXT. KATHLEEN'S APARTMENT - LATER
    As she comes out of the apartment house , having changed her clothes .

EXT. RIVERSIDE DRIVE - LATER AFTERNOON
    As she comes toward the entrance to the park .

EXT. RIVERSIDE DRIVE PARK - LATE AFTERNOON
    As Kathleen comes down a path in the park , near 88th Street . She comes to a stop . Looks around . A young woman in running clothes passes by . A young father pushing a baby in one of those strollers runners use to push babies in . Kathleen looks at her watch . Suddenly she hears a noise . A dog barking . And Brinkley comes around the corner .
    VOICE
    Brinkley! Brinkley!
    And hold on Kathleen as she sees . JOE And she starts to cry . And he comes to her . And puts his arms around her .
    JOE
    Do n't cry, Shopgirl, do n't cry.
    KATHLEEN
    I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.
    And as they kiss , we hold on them . And crane up and away as we see them , a couple kissing in the park on a beautiful spring day . A dog is leaping around them . And as we get further and further away from them , the screen turns into CYBERSPACE And the dog turns cartwheels and flipflops . And we tilt up to see the clouds and the sky and hear the sound of computer keys , clicking , clicking , clicking FADE OUT

Summary: Kathleen Kelly is involved with Frank Navasky, a left-leaning newspaper writer for The New York Observer who is always in search of an opportunity to root for the underdog. While Frank is devoted to his typewriter, Kathleen prefers her laptop and logging into her AOL email account. Using the screen name "Shopgirl", she reads an email from "NY152", the screen name of Joe Fox, whom she first met in an "over-30s" chatroom. As her voice narrates her reading of the email, she reveals the boundaries of the online relationship: no specifics, including no names, career or class information, or family connections. Joe belongs to the Fox family that runs Fox Books, a chain of mega bookstores. Kathleen runs the independent bookstore The Shop Around The Corner that her mother ran before her. The two are shown passing each other on their respective ways to work, revealing that they frequent the same neighborhoods in the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Joe arrives at work, overseeing the opening of a new Fox Books in New York City with the help of his best friend, branch manager Kevin. Kathleen and her three store assistants, George, Aunt Birdie, and Christina, open up her small shop that morning. Following a day with his 11-year-old aunt Annabel and 4-year-old half-brother Matthew, Joe enters Kathleen's store to let his younger relatives experience story time. Joe and Kathleen have a conversation that reveals Kathleen's fears about the Fox Books store opening around the corner. He omits his last name and makes an abrupt exit with the children. At a publishing party for New York book business people later that week, Joe and Kathleen meet again where Kathleen discovers Joe's true identity in the Fox family. She accuses him of deception and spying, while he responds by belittling her store. When "Shopgirl" and "NY152" finally decide to meet, Joe discovers with whom he has been corresponding. At the table, he joins her without revealing his online identity, leading them to clash once more. NY152 later resumes the online correspondence, apologizes, and promises to eventually tell her why he stood her up. The Shop Around the Corner slowly goes under. Kathleen's employees move on: Christina goes job hunting, George gets a job at the children's department at the Fox Books store, and Birdie retires. Kathleen takes a break to figure out what she wants to do (write children's books). As the shop goes under, Joe realizes his feelings towards Kathleen and begins building a face-to-face relationship, still keeping his online identity a secret. They slowly build a friendship. Eventually, NY152 arranges a meeting between his online persona and Shopgirl, but right before she is to meet her online friend, Joe reveals his feelings for Kathleen. Upon arriving at the meeting place, she hears his voice, and sees that NY152 is, in fact, Joe Fox. Kathleen cries tears of joy and reveals that she hoped it would be him.