.
She's giving Minnie Fay another Alpha Lobotomy.
I hope the 'Toos approves of the packaging for that Sharper Image Deluxe Weed Whacker/Arm Hair Trimmer I sent her.
The UN refugee agency? Isn't that where Brangelina got Sahara from?
Do gift certificates count as 'charity'?
I had to return my Pakistani refugee. He was a little too green.
@LolCait: der her her.
When is she going to get her nose done? I know that I shouldn't be pushing plastic surgery, especially as a woman, but come on! It would be a public service.
MEOW of approval? This metaphor just overextended itself.
I'll say it while everyone else thinks it: I would rather see 24-7 coverage on JA/JL than this god-awful 'thing'.
@collegecallgirl: Actually, I just coughed up a LOLhairball of disapproval.
I can has meowmixed metaphorz?
I'll bet that's one of those short denim jackets she's wearing - the urban matador. Silly. Pointless.
@collegecallgirl: It doesn't stop there. Atoosa now poops in a (g)litter box and has given herself Feline AIDS. Also, she's scared of certain shadows and the vacuum cleaner.
"But I don't want to shop like a refugee!"
When is Alpha Kitty hunting season opening? We really need to thin the heard.
All this talk about christmas, and Alpha Cats? Alpha Cats! Atoosa is a hebrew. If Art Spiegelman were dead he would be rolling over in his grave.
@LolCait: And she only comes when she wants to.
"green" websites + MEOW of approval = something to do with kitty litter.
Who knew the 'toos was anal expulsive?
@LolCait: Damn. You are good. And NOW the metaphor is over-extended.
@Koala325:
Hey baby we dont...have..to shop like a refugee/don't have to shop like a refugee..
@notthatpopular:
Actually, the Toos is Iranian. Muslim. WHich is better? Worse? Indifferent?
Are those hobgoblin teeth?
@raphaela: What's wrong with her nose as it is?
@hypocriteoath: But the Toos has a better rack than either of those two.
@lizzybennet: Rubenstein? Are you sure?
I wish the Toos would stop bringing up the fact that she is an immigrant. It is forcing me to believe that the crazy, right wing might actually have a point about immigration.
@LolCait: And when she does a stinky boom boom, her attorney wipes her butt.
Hello Kitty has no mouth. No one can hear her scream with despair over Atoosa's feline metaphor.
@LolCait: Oooh! I'm totes sending her a Roomba!
(Also, perfunctory Debbie Downer waah waah to feline AIDS.)
Atoosa...Medusa....coincidence? I think not.
When I am brought to trial for finally tracking down and strangling this waste of flesh and a rich husband's money, I will use the Gawker defense.
I wanted to make some kind of "buy a refugee" joke, but everything in my head came out trite and/or racist.
@NotJaffo: Here, I'll be trite, racist and sexist: can you imagine the size of her fucking bush?
Forgive me if I'm the 500th+ person to mention this, but isn't Atoosa a dead ringer for Jigsaw from the "Saw" gore movie series?
Uh, I've been all over that UNHCR site, and I can't find the store anywhere. URL PLEASE? OK THX BUY!
Don't 35 year-old women who spend their time writing to 15 year-old girls online get arrested?
@notthatpopular: she's a married lady yo.
I hate saying this but I find her antics so much more entertaining than JA.
@notthatpopular:
That's her husband's name. Smart of her to take, it too. Many have made this error. her maiden name I couldn't begin to recall how it's spelled. Beghnar or Baghngar or something.
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