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Bathroom dilemma!
My bathroom is in the top of the house and has a massive velux window. It has no blind because it looks upwards so like no one can see in.
My next door neighbours are having work done to their roof. The scaffolders can see straight in and are like, 2 metres away. How do i have a shower?!
being naked isn't a big deal; just shower!
i know it's not a big deal, but they are literally looking in the window!
it'd be fine if they were naked too!
wear swim shorts?
then they'll think i'm a pussy!
it's a no win situation!
put towel over the velux so they can't see in?
They are scaffolders,
so they deffinately aren't gay. They won't want to look at your penis.
they might LOL at it!
They might confuse it with one of the poles that they are supposed to 'screw in'
with sexy results.
they are listening to Cyndi Lauper
i think they might be gay
leave the Laupernator out of this
Speedos?
Just do it all confident like
strut about like a peacock as if it's no big deal.
peaCOCK
then if they look at you go
"WHAT?! WHAT? YOU WANT SOME?! WHAT?!"
swish and flick
just pin up one of those hippy wall covering things
over the skylight.
steam up the window before getting nekkid?
^best idea^
p.s i thought this was going to be a post
about the problems that transgendered people face when choosing whether to go in a male or female toilet. because "the bathroom dilemma" is something i've heard this called. lol.
use your dad's bathroom
duh.
this is my dad's bathroom!
it's the only one with a functioning shower because the other one has been a building site for the 17 years we've lived here!
ok come round
I'll run you a bath. With bubbles this time. I have bath crayons!! how can you refuse!
OKAY!
Just have a quick rinse round the vital areas
if you have nothing to cover the window
just shower at night when they won't be there.
distract them
With a hunk of meat and some chart music.