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Josh @Aosher Leyton, United Kingdom

You will NEVER be my jellicle choice. He/him

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Joined Twitter 12/4/08


@hannahnicklin The Gunther
2/27
2020
@patchnest Amazing, good luck! @hannahnicklin UPDATE: He does bulk up a little after being bit (putting on pants that don't fit any more etc) but… https://t.co/gQbuN0ULBN
2/26
2020
@hannahnicklin What's up danger @hannahnicklin At the very least I don't feel like he changed palpably from beginning to end... Hm, maybe I just ne… https://t.co/2JxnnUvBOv @hannahnicklin Not to open the race front but is Miles Morales also muscly? He for sure wasn't in eg into the spiderverse @haikus_by_KN @hannahnicklin I always assumed he was, like, of you're basically a bit sad that Captain America took… https://t.co/PzY2J9AIFA @hannahnicklin Dang Never knew Spiderman was for thirst @hannahnicklin Genuinely know next to nothing about Spiderman except that that guy who looks like Elijah Wood was one for a while @hannahnicklin Isn't Spiderman a lanky nerd throughout? @mink_ette No @mink_ette Ask me if I'm a duck
2/25
2020
@LivArchitects I have a way with words :) @LivArchitects Who knows when you might spaff another baby out Men in the workplace, on the other hand? SO uncompl… https://t.co/9U1KDo5Fkj @LivArchitects The onus falls on men! Oh, poor men Such suffering they have endured Won't nobody think about the poor men @LivArchitects I for one think it's time that we really heard from some of the more routinely silenced, undervalued… https://t.co/YQ8bavDojx @LivArchitects How does that panel get put together without someone stopping and saying "Er, hang on..."
2/20
2020
For the rest of your life, you can only eat stuffed dumplings from @Draknek Kissing and other non-mandatory mating rituals.
2/17
2020
@oopsohno Come walk around this with me in March https://t.co/cimvIhUDH5
2/11
2020
it’s been really dark lately, but i promise it’ll get better josh. we will all eventually get our light back.
Retweeted by JoshThis image was sent to me with explanation that the keeper forgot to put the frames in so bees built as they felt f… https://t.co/7tNsKEPpek
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2/7
2020
@oopsohno made for you tbh https://t.co/nrUdOAd6mc
2/4
2020
The Good Place is over, and while it wobbled a bit at the end of the last season, it's still the best show of the 2… https://t.co/btFyPnIJs6I'm still European. No government can take that away from me.
1/31
2020
i am aware that the main problem w parochial english nationalism is not that it is all executed in horrible taste, but it doesn’t help
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1/30
2020
There are currently three types of video game: 1) you are a special fighting shootboy who shoots things 2) oh I g… https://t.co/FBBvUHnhBA
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1/26
2020
@mtrc @KommanderKlobb What about a lake called Burnt Penis suggests that there isn't a history here @KommanderKlobb @mtrc Te Urewera! Its name means "burnt penis" https://t.co/w71QZQnWBg https://t.co/AZWKVWSmxv @KommanderKlobb @mtrc Personhood doesn't have to refer to humans Ricky. In New Zealand there's a lake that's a pers… https://t.co/1fXBpbYAL0 @patrickashe @terrycavanagh @KommanderKlobb Pat I am 100% certain that I am not an egg, there is no Google search t… https://t.co/nuPAd4ghfT @terrycavanagh @KommanderKlobb @patrickashe Yeah but I do eggy farts and I'm also not an egg @KommanderKlobb @patrickashe What if Dizzy IS just a giant face? @KommanderKlobb @patrickashe I must admit that reading Oliver Twins interviews does make me question @patrickashe @KommanderKlobb I'll buy that the death of the author applies to video games when a single calendar we… https://t.co/k8anaCRTho @patrickashe @KommanderKlobb https://t.co/13qKnfc5PY @patrickashe @KommanderKlobb When I was a kid we definitely referred to him as "Dizzy Egg" If 7 year old me has an… https://t.co/9FtfiyfdNX @KommanderKlobb He clearly is?
1/24
2020
@angusdick @ammonite @KommanderKlobb @hollygramazio @samhoweynunn @LicoriceHazel Oh, I think SOPHIE is definitely m… https://t.co/RH7i9QhNjF @samhoweynunn @hollygramazio @LicoriceHazel I think Lana Del Rey might be a past-and-also-possibly-present master of it as well?
1/23
2020
😂😂😂 https://t.co/0Lt45545bF
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1/22
2020
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1/20
2020
@FitbitSupport Yo @fitbit is anybody there My phone no longer syncs to my watch, this is not an unreasonable thing to expect support about @FitbitSupport @FitbitSupport Are you there? I can see you tweeting other people so I assume that someone is in the office today @FitbitSupport Hi there, I'm having some trouble accessing the app on my phone today (see screenshots). Any idea wh… https://t.co/rS8IgF3AIE
1/17
2020
#mytinyislands https://t.co/cdu1ZLu8BW
1/15
2020
@Rio_Garcia @avvisavv this is cute you guys @avvisavv I am going to enjoy the game but I will as a concession be unhappy about your response to my enjoyment of it @avvisavv Oh that's a fun game
1/13
2020
@hannahnicklin @patrickashe Right, vimto. Left, vimto light
1/11
2020
@asponge I have that with Anne Hathaway, who has somehow almost caught up to me despite being a full ten years younger
1/9
2020
@hannahnicklin Ah, thanks :D I mean, at this stage it's a legal thing that we did to trick the Home Office into let… https://t.co/G6bGT2IVTK @hannahnicklin Oh that's huge, congrats!
1/7
2020
Cameron Diaz' best friend is Sarah Silverman Sarah Silverman doesn't feel like the romcom best friend type but wha… https://t.co/xOIZn6cw0Q @Ewan_M Jeffrey Tambor is in it @vivschwarz It had to happen sooner or laterBen Stiller's best friend in this movie is also Mayor Schitt. @LivArchitects Of course I do, how else could I work my way through the methodology @LivArchitects Ask again in 2 hours @LivArchitects The really messed up thing about this is that the list suggests that it shoujld be, like, the fifth… https://t.co/cX5ydLSXIpI'm sick, I'm lonely, I'm bored, and I have twenty romcoms still to watch on this fucking list, so friends: it's ti… https://t.co/QxN2EriU5W
1/4
2020
Stop pretending you know what day of the week it is. Because you don’t. Nobody does.
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1/2
2020
@ScottAukerman I also loved toilet candle book 3: avocado o'ring face @LivArchitects You're scrooge @hannahnicklin One of us
1/1
2019
@v21 It's not too late to point out that the "hindsight is 2020" joke works better next December though @Ewan_M 🐱🐱🐱 @Ewan_M cats @avvisavv That seems appropriate @avvisavv £27
12/31
2019
@unfamiliar_word sphallolalia
12/30
2019
The best gift I got this year was learning that Arthur Conan Doyle’s brother in law wrote a Holmes/Watson criminal… https://t.co/YStPffTguj
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12/27
2019
@TigrMoth https://t.co/RAq8uZ3Huj @TigrMoth https://t.co/HP9tM7Hnb5 @TigrMoth Ah c'mon
12/25
2019
@TopGnu That is a very kind offer but I think you know that the temptation to rile up your dad and then run away la… https://t.co/YHHIjBz0DbSpending Christmas on my own tomorrow for the first time in slightly more than a decade. Looking forward to some pe… https://t.co/pSiO0bG7y7 @mink_ette I've got three and the theme, so I think with a bit of time I can get the rest
12/24
2019
@v21 @patrickashe Fair warning: the film bodges Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer hard. Also Memory. Don't be expecting,… https://t.co/RoQagPnVeT
12/23
2019
If you're sober or solo or think that cinema is an important medium then probably don't. Bits of it are weirdly bor… https://t.co/j55QhIz0WMIf you have a friend who doesn't mind talking in the cinema and with whom you can neck a bottle of prosecco in the… https://t.co/NW4JEJlziESo Cats: * It's objectively not very good * It's the most fun I've had in a cinema this year * It squanders all of… https://t.co/ls4IdosKz9
12/22
2019
@AlysinWonderlnd Vulgarse @AlysinWonderlnd "edgy" I think we were just crass @karaspita @theguyliner This made me cry ❤️
12/21
2019
@dr_d_king I got Night Canyon
12/20
2019
@markarnot I've ended up with Fuck it I love you from LDR but only because all the best songs from NFR technically… https://t.co/NouQx9YvlN @markarnot It's been a rough day Mark @markarnot Oh fuck @markarnot It's down to two for me - Julien or Want You In My Room. What are your contenders? @Rio_Garcia @avvisavv Let's fuck boomers to death? @Rio_Garcia What does this mean please @avvisavv @Ewan_M I think Cats was always going to get a critical mauling. It is very much a film that is Not For Critics. T… https://t.co/UScxmGqMqp
12/19
2019
Amazon’s dominance leads to a smaller company going under leads to a brilliant small publisher having to raise fund… https://t.co/SzSGwl8zO5
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12/18
2019
@patchnest Yessssssssssss
12/16
2019
@v21 @vivschwarz No probs, I'll bring it tomorrow @v21 @vivschwarz You can have my copy
12/15
2019
@AnnaMimik I got answer 2, basically instantly (call it 3 seconds) but then I have played a lot of Set
12/13
2019
@v21 My polling station was very busy this morning @patrickashe "For the many, now the Mewtwo"? Mew definitely went to Eton but Mewtwo is alt-right for sure
12/12
2019

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