Forum » Topic: Site Improvements http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 26 May 2015 12:11:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php No No Feckin No on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171529 Wed, 03 Apr 2013 08:10:08 +0000 No No Feckin No 171529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'I'll take that as a 'no', No No, although knowing No No it was probably meant more as a 'no-no'. No?' </p> <p>HEY nonny no<br /> Men are fools that wish to die<br /> Is it not fine to dance and sing<br /> When the bells of death do ring?<br /> Is it not fine to swim in wine,<br /> And TURN UPON THE TOE,<br /> And sing hey nonny no!<br /> When La Evans 'blows' and the cheesy beers flow?<br /> Hey nonny no no feckin no! </p> Al OPecia on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171465 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:35:49 +0000 Al OPecia 171465@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, you should definitely give self-understanding a try. </p> Big Ben on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171445 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 20:41:46 +0000 Big Ben 171445@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah Al OPecia, getting somewhere doesn't have to be physical, or even virtual, it can be like on another plane, becoming a better more rounded person through self understanding. </p> Mary Evans on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171416 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:47:35 +0000 Mary Evans 171416@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>On it like a car bonnet. And I should know. </p> Des Custard on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171415 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:39:42 +0000 Des Custard 171415@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent!</p> <p>thisisall1word will be providing the entertainment. </p> Golgo13 on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171412 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:23:23 +0000 Golgo13 171412@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think I can be there. </p> thisisall1word on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171407 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 15:28:39 +0000 thisisall1word 171407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Des is the 'Ross' of NB? In that if he wasn't here then it'd still be just as funny and slightly less annoying? Or that we all fancy his sister? </p> Des Custard on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171392 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 13:51:36 +0000 Des Custard 171392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll take that as a 'no', No No, although knowing No No it was probably meant more as a 'no-no'. No? </p> No No Feckin No on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171384 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:45:32 +0000 No No Feckin No 171384@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>''to get their shit together'' ??<br /> No,Des.Unequivocally,no. </p> Des Custard on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171382 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:23:00 +0000 Des Custard 171382@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think we usually do a Friday night, so how about 19 April? That allows people time to get their shit together but isn't too far off. If for any reason loads of people would prefer a particular different date, or perhaps a Saturday, that's fine. </p> <p>I think Stan said he couldn't stay on a Friday but would be up for a quickie, so your luck could be in. </p> Mary Evans on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171368 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 09:38:11 +0000 Mary Evans 171368@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Desmond, that is a quite super idea. When should The Cheese expect our custom? And the local authorities expect the aftermath? </p> Ironduke on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171328 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 21:27:26 +0000 Ironduke 171328@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If we're supposed to be getting somewhere there the tour guide should be ashamed of himself. </p> Al OPecia on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171327 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 21:13:50 +0000 Al OPecia 171327@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We are supposed to be getting somewhere? Really? </p> Tripod on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171319 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 20:28:01 +0000 Tripod 171319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>if your humour doesn't fit here don't expect to get very far</blockquote></p> <p>Very far... Hmmm... The best that can happen is that your sub appears 'in print' for a day, for no financial reward.</p> <p>Don't worry about your humour 'not fitting'; just write something <em>funny</em>, ffs... </p> Big Ben on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171282 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:06:10 +0000 Big Ben 171282@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I also like Nowherefast's idea of turds, but then I would. But it would focus us on the negative and a lot of people wouldn't cope with all that shit.</p> <p>My point was more about knowing how many people had looked at a piece by means of the 'hit count', not an argument over the scoring. A hit count would give the scoring further meaning.</p> <p>But now having compiled a list of 20 odd do's and don't's to guide writing I think as Bourbon says it's about enjoying writing, and the occasional crack on I'd say, but if your humour doesn't fit here don't expect to get very far.</p> <p>BTW I can't twist my knickers becuse I'm going commando. </p> Squudge on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171245 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:28:06 +0000 Squudge 171245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>best idea all day </p> Al OPecia on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171243 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:25:51 +0000 Al OPecia 171243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, time for a warm pint. </p> Des Custard on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171231 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 11:23:58 +0000 Des Custard 171231@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mary! You know you were always the only one. Really. Do you think it's nearly time for a reunion of the Home Counties Chapter of Biscuiteers for a glass of sauv blanc or a pint of warm ale? Or have you all moved to Salford? </p> Squudge on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171150 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:18:43 +0000 Squudge 171150@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>then those of us in glass houses could happily lob feedback at our fellows...</p> <p>&lt;cranks orc catapult&gt; </p> Titus on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171144 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 07:53:39 +0000 Titus 171144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Couldn't we award rocks instead of stars? I believe Wayland still has a spare one knocking around somewhere. It must have cooled down enough be be able to handle safely by now.</p> <p>People could then say "This post ... rocks!" </p> Mary Evans on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171137 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 00:34:47 +0000 Mary Evans 171137@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love this thread, for the occasional retiree it has everything. Scoring system discontent, a hint of flounce, Jeni and Des (forever the Rachel and Ross of NB). Could do with a soupçon of multiple identity paranoia, but everyone's a critic...</p> <p>In earnest (he likes it) Big Ben, don't get your panties in a bunch over scores. If the powers-that-be like your work, it gets picked. If not, kiss goodbye to your gran. It's really no more complex than that. The votes here work rather like the Conservative power-base: nice if you have more than anyone else, but not necessarily a barrier to domination if lacking. </p> Squudge on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171132 Mon, 01 Apr 2013 00:15:05 +0000 Squudge 171132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like the turds idea ...can we get the Ed to change the system for tomorrow (I mean, today) and see who notices</p> <p>~@~ </p> Nowherefast on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=3#post-171128 Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:44:21 +0000 Nowherefast 171128@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Des. For moments like this there's always Rebecca. She's only 3 miles away </p> Des Custard on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=2#post-171127 Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:42:51 +0000 Des Custard 171127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni...............................................................................! </p> Bourbon on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=2#post-171125 Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:40:18 +0000 Bourbon 171125@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about write something, enjoy writing something...</p> <p> That's it. </p> <p>If you want lots of view write something then pay the advertising rates to get it on to a bus </p> Des Custard on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=2#post-171123 Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:38:58 +0000 Des Custard 171123@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How to fuck up that Hugh Grant gets Julia Roberts moment. You cunts. I waited all my life for this. </p> Tripod on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=2#post-171122 Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:36:39 +0000 Tripod 171122@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or the alternative WoM award - the Biccie - chosen, month by month, by awarding 5 points for every fp, 3 points per nib and 1 point per ticker. </p> Nowherefast on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=2#post-171121 Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:33:54 +0000 Nowherefast 171121@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about changing the stars for turds then anyone who thinks accumulating a high score is the most important thing about being on the site will be satisfied, whilst missing the irony of their success... and the best bit... If they question why they didn't get any turds they can't legitimately be offended if the response is "because I really didn't give a shit". QED </p> The All New Jeni B on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=2#post-171120 Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:33:21 +0000 The All New Jeni B 171120@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Une moment M. Cutard!!</p> <p>Oui, je parle un peu. </p> Des Custard on "Site Improvements" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58653&page=2#post-171117 Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:29:06 +0000 Des Custard 171117@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh shit. Stood up again. Oh well...I can probably catch the last tube home. </p>
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