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Article: UnNews:Man wakes up

Score: 17 excited dogs.

Nominated by: Ryuinfinity 17:01, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
For: 19.5
  1. For. I nom'd. So I obviously vote for! Ryuinfinity 17:02, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For some reason I seem to like this article. I can't help it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:04, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. Gained some attention because UnNews has been outrageously slow lately;good article.Saberwolf116 18:04, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. 87.198.229.90 11:29, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. Amy Rose 23:02, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. PiRK 01:08, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. Puppy love. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:16, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. 'sgood. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:41, Feb 2
  9. For. haha it's so damn true, and doesn't have any profanity. awesome. Djdorama 22:51, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
  10. I like the word "bug". Ж Kalir where's my house? 06:02, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
  11. I would like to see it worked on a little more, but hell, it is funny as is. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 06:40, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
  12. this article is superb!!! my golly, I just couldn't contain myself. Nothing this exciting has ever happened before.!! it's such idiotic but also funny. 115.147.97.85 13:19, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
  13. for. bad on the first read through, hilarious on the second. also, great caption. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:39, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
  14. For hahaa, hilarious! and reported by a puppy! nope, nothing this exciting has ever happened before, OH MY GOD!!! Iateyourgranny 20:28, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. Dynex811 21:49, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
  16. For looking past the steam of consciousness, I can see some satire here. --S'r Mnbvcxz 05:58, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
  17. Ruff! --Nachlader 10:27, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  18. For. Heh. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:39, Feb 11
  19. For. nice... Dwendeng itim 12:00, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  20. i love this article. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bitchass441 (talk • contribs)
  21. 4 - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:37, Feb 15
Against: 2.5

#Against good unnews, but its not feature worthy, too stream of consciousness-y. --Mnbvcxz 23:36, 31 January 2009 (UTC) #:What's wrong with stream of consciousness? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:37, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

  1. Against I disagree with Mnbvcxz's reason as I think the stream of conciousness is great, but it was a one trick article. with a bit of re-writing (to sound more like a column, say) I think it could be excelent. Come talk to me for further feedbac if you want. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:30 1 February 2009
  2. ur so lunatic p-ple, such bloody, blithering, fucking ,scandalous, idiotic morning!!!!!!!! 115.147.97.85 13:23, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Time for bedtime 115.147.97.85 :) Mommy will tuck you in and tell you a story.Saberwolf116 13:36, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

  1. Against. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:15, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against.72.193.236.89 21:37, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Comments

I love this article, so I decided to nom it.Ryuinfinity 17:01, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

  • Comment. Does anyone realize 115 147 97 85 has voted once for and once against? Which vote should I remove? Ryuinfinity 11:00, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

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