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Quote of the Week


And that's why we get rotten omelette.


Defy Dr. Sloth



My fellow Neopians! The time has come for us to stand up for ourselves and fight back against the evil Dr. Sloth! I beg of you, please listen—hey, what are you doing here?! Dr. Sloth?! What are you doing?! Get that away from me! BZZZT! As I was saying, the time has come for us to take control of this pesky Neopia! It is our duty to fight back against those who dare oppose our glorious leader, Dr. Frank Sloth!

Adopt a Mutant



We've all seen them, right? Those pets with extra eyes or bones or spikes where spikes just aren't meant to be. The pets that you turn your nose up at it as you watch them ooze or drool over their friend's finest NeoCash attire; the pets that both gross you out and terrify you a little at the same time, not in the cool and dark way of the Halloween pets or the Robots, rather because they're just a little...

Neopia's Rogues


While Neopia is supposedly a peaceful, happy planet, there are many evil beings who seek to do unspeakable harm upon their fellow Neopians. Some are simply mad and delusional, others are seeking vengeance, and others are irredeemable monsters. Here they are, from the very first villains to the very latest...

Other Stories
"The Lost Toy Collector" by iwanted
Sloth, she wrote in her notepad. Missing black jacket, abrasions on the torso, fragment from the right arm missing. Arms, neck, and legs function properly. Swihart had once liked knowing about the lives of toys. Stories once mattered, but now this toy was a specimen. She hated that...

"Encounter" by phadalusfish
"Welcome to the depths of the Space Station," Barlhox said, closing the door behind him. The slime on the walls, much like the slime of the corridor they had been tasked with cleaning, was mixed with dust here. "See why cleaning is so important?" Ebsidia managed a nod...

"The Woes of a Jelly Pet" by meadows_lark
Kevin could smell jelly. But that wasn't unusual, because he and his two sisters, Nina and Anabelle, were all Jelly pets, and their owner, Charles, was obsessed with jelly and stuffed it in every space he could possibly find. Rolling out of bed, Kevin staggered out of his bedroom, down...


Hideous Mutants And More!


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Encounter
"Ick." Ebsidia stared down the hallway of the Space Station, coated with a dry, crusty slime.

by phadalusfish

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Turning Pages - Part 6
Free is an infinitely better price than whatever she was paying before.

by jupebox

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Mutant Kacheeks: A Mutant Day Anatomical Debate
Since I so happen to be the proud owner of a Mutant Kacheek, we shall be focusing on the various mutations in the Kacheek population, as well as receiving information from my pet himself.

by waaurufu

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The Woes of a Jelly Pet
Kevin could smell jelly. But that wasn't unusual, because he and his two sisters, Nina and Anabelle, were all Jelly pets, and their owner, Charles, was obsessed with jelly...

by meadows_lark

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HD 5 - Happy Birthday?
Happy Birthday! ...Right?

[Sylvestre, the Red Kougra, is owned by Buizelmaniac]

by cherry_kyun




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