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2012-06-01 03:30:03 PM
Thanks to the question writers this week: ivan, Sinto, phlegmmo, Sim Tree, and timharrod. Thank you for helping with this.
 
2012-06-01 03:30:04 PM
Final Score:

8 out of 11 correct, total points = 740
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (85 seconds)


Spiffmonious 836
texdent 740
James! 728
vernterv 521
Anti_Freak_Machine 437
I_C_Weener 362
Unfreakable
 
2012-06-01 03:31:11 PM
Last week's winners:

catastrophe averted 1034
kraylor 1016
Ayaitch 1013
Spiffmonious 1012
Oakenraven 1012
bratface 1009
Arkanaut 1008
MontanaTristar 1006
Johnstarr 996
Hector Remarkable 960

Good luck this week
 
2012-06-01 03:32:33 PM
8 of 11 correct.

Spiffmonious 836
BunkoSquad 763
texdent 740
Keigh 728
James! 728
Tziva 554
JusticeandIndependence 550
vernterv 521
Anti_Freak_Machine 437
I_C_Weener 362

I feel so validated!!
 
2012-06-01 03:33:19 PM
and here i thought being on TF so much would keep me out the the "real" news loop.
 
2012-06-01 03:34:17 PM
last week, a personal high, 8/11 i think,

this week 0/11

ive TRIED to get 0/11 before and failed.

amazing.
 
2012-06-01 03:36:30 PM
tin_man 894
Spiffmonious 836
BunkoSquad 763
texdent 740
Keigh 728
James! 728
leehouse 609
Once and Future Lurker 604
Tziva 554
JusticeandIndependence 550
 
2012-06-01 03:38:19 PM
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 930

So close, I knew the one I got wrong...
 
2012-06-01 03:41:51 PM
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 709
 
2012-06-01 03:54:21 PM
Hmmm, must have been reading a different Fark website.

1 right? I need a beer...STAT!
 
2012-06-01 03:55:44 PM
blatz514: Hmmm, must have been reading a different Fark website.

1 right? I need a beer...STAT!


It means you have a life.
 
2012-06-01 03:56:23 PM
gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net
 
2012-06-01 03:58:07 PM
5 out of 11 correct, total points = 465

I'm going to blame the person who sponsored me for TF. I'm spending too much time in TFD threads and not enough time reading the ones that actually go green.
 
2012-06-01 04:03:07 PM
Kuta: [gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net image 320x320]

This person has the right idea. The rest of you are bad, and should feel bad.
 
2012-06-01 04:03:26 PM
Just to document the first time I've ever had this rank:

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

erst 950
mfgordon 946
Lego Pirate 941
shopball 930
Chezzerai 919
cgraves67 918
imspartacus 917
ken120 916
tin_man 894
Sammythesax 883
 
2012-06-01 04:05:56 PM
Huzzah! Top score! For now...
 
2012-06-01 04:07:46 PM
starter.fm


I sucked, 3/11....... Do I pass teach?
 
2012-06-01 04:10:37 PM
Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 829
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (82 seconds)
 
2012-06-01 04:15:47 PM
TheDumbBlonde: blatz514: Hmmm, must have been reading a different Fark website.

1 right? I need a beer...STAT!

It means you have a life.


Could I get that in actual writing and sent to my apt.? I need confirmation.
 
2012-06-01 04:23:02 PM
I am totally teh suck the last few weeks. Damn deadlines getting in the way of my Farking.
 
2012-06-01 04:31:32 PM
blatz514: TheDumbBlonde: blatz514: Hmmm, must have been reading a different Fark website.

1 right? I need a beer...STAT!

It means you have a life.

Could I get that in actual writing and sent to my apt.? I need confirmation.


Consider it done. However, it may cause you some level of ridicule from The Fark Collective that said confirmation was provided by me.
 
2012-06-01 04:34:41 PM
8/11 correct 597 points.

/not bad for a newb..
 
2012-06-01 04:41:11 PM
Final Score:
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 340

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (171 seconds)

Why did I even bother?
 
2012-06-01 04:47:35 PM
I guess if you want to rank near the top while being a typical schlub with a lame-ass score, you need to be one of the first to take the quiz.
 
2012-06-01 04:49:37 PM
Final Score
10 out 11 correct, total points = 866

total time elapsed
47 minutes

My boss called and I had to put it on hold. Oh well
 
2012-06-01 04:50:50 PM
buckler 1012
some_beer_drinker 998


im #2 biatches!!!
 
2012-06-01 04:54:35 PM
TheDumbBlonde: blatz514: TheDumbBlonde: blatz514: Hmmm, must have been reading a different Fark website.

1 right? I need a beer...STAT!

It means you have a life.

Could I get that in actual writing and sent to my apt.? I need confirmation.

Consider it done. However, it may cause you some level of ridicule from The Fark Collective that said confirmation was provided by me.


Ridicule I can deal with. Proving that I may, just may, have a life..well, that's a story I can tell while having beers with friends.

/if said friends existed
 
2012-06-01 04:58:52 PM
9 of 11, biatches!
 
2012-06-01 04:59:59 PM

DrippinBalls


9 of 11, biatches!

I will never forget.

/7/11 again
 
2012-06-01 05:01:38 PM
Crewmannumber6

Final Score:
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 340

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (171 seconds)

Why did I even bother?


Someone's got the be the dumbass today. I'll be it Saturday.
 
2012-06-01 05:36:17 PM
I spend so much company time here and I only got 7 out of 11
 
2012-06-01 05:37:03 PM
hawnkane86: [starter.fm image 399x600]


I sucked, 3/11....... Do I pass teach?


I was a bad boy and should be forced to stay after school.

/8 of 11, first time I ever took this quiz
 
2012-06-01 05:49:40 PM
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 825
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (101 seconds)

Not too shabby! I'm getting better at guessing.
 
2012-06-01 06:27:27 PM
Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 723
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (118 seconds)

Wow...I got 3 of the first 4 wrong then knocked the rest out only guessing a couple.
 
2012-06-01 06:28:42 PM
I didn't do well enough to feel good about posting my score.

/thought i was doing better.
/hated tests like that.
 
2012-06-01 08:18:53 PM
I got lagged, man!
 
2012-06-01 08:29:11 PM
holy crap, best i have ever done (10/11), 899, and still didn't crack top 10. you guys are fast.
 
2012-06-01 10:12:23 PM
Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 739
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (84 seconds)
 
2012-06-01 10:46:54 PM
Best yet:

Final Score:

9 out of 11 correct, total points = 810
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (112 seconds)
 
2012-06-01 11:28:22 PM
Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 610
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (126 seconds)

Not too shabby. I guess I did pay a little attention.
 
2012-06-02 12:35:55 AM
10 out of 11 god I need to get a life.
 
2012-06-02 12:54:32 AM
7th place with 8/10 on the Easy quiz? Everyone must be drunk.
 
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