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Tue May 21, 2013
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bass fishing. Dolphin protection. Veteran support. All these license plates that support causes, but how much money do said causes get? The answer won't surprise you because of the tag
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(18)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Burglar destroys home and runs from cops, but stops mid-chase to grab a couple of beers by breaking into another home and then continues fleeing
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bomb shelters of the rich and famous
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(56)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
News: Canadian climbs Mount Everest. FARK: Double amputee conquers Mount Everest
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(45)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Part-time model addicted to tanning in sun beds, admits she suffers from low-self esteem and tans to make herself feel better (w/pics)
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(57)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Licensed volunteer wildlife rehabilitators help nurse animals back to health so they can reenter the wild and OH MY GOD BABY FOXES AND RACOONS
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(63)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma tornado thread #3. LGT live updates/streaming
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(297)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
██ ████ to know if ███ ██████████ ██ ███████ your email
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(97)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
A church gave out free $25 Chik-fil-A gift cards to straight married couples attending its "Day to Honor Biblical Marriage" event. So far, no gay couples are reported to have reconsidered their sexual preference at the prospect of free chicken
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(85)
 


Mon May 20, 2013
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
18' 8" Burmese python, about 10 pair of boots, caught on side of the road
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(59)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Amazing: Matching all six Powerball numbers. Fark: On a ticket you bought too late
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(72)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Photoshop Dr. Tobias Fünke, who is ready to be inserted anywhere
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(30)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma tornado thread continued. LGT live updates/streaming
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(1131)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Attention all highly experienced, seasoned employees of RollingStone.com: your new boss is the 22-year-old son of the owner. Have a great day
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(146)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
ACTUAL HEADLINE: Big rig carrying fruit crashes on 210 Freeway, creates jam
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(48)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Who knows what evil lurks in this week's Mugshot Roundup? The Shadow knows
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(121)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Police round up two baby goats running in traffic ... *sigh* ... kids these days
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(34)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
How many people does it take to 'rescue' a naked college girl out for a hike high on mushrooms? a: 10, b: 20 or c: 35
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(170)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
NewsFlash
 
Large tornado on ground right now -in- OKC
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(1221)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Attention all straight people with children, anything with the word "gay" in it is "inappropriate for kids," says anti-gay activist John Stemberger who is fighting to keep you-know-what out of the Boy Scouts
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(192)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his fine hat (link fixed, not that it really matters)
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(68)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Educators worry that students pretending to assassinate each other could lead to real violence, re-enacting other crappy Anthony Edwards movies
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(93)
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman can't find changing table for infant News: Staff gets upset when she changes diaper on Starbucks table Fark: Husband dumps coffee on floor, gestures were exchanges, police were called. Tag is for everyone involved
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(332)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Dear Americans, please stop eating healthy. Sincerely, the Food Industry
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(469)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Manager of Chicago's Navy Pier rides Ferris wheel to world record, gets off and tumbles into water
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(44)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Someone bravely tried the new Taco Bell breakfast tacos so you don't have to
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(181)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Blind gunslinger is told he's hitting his targets "80 or something percent" these days, up from 20% accuracy, in about a half second. Just tap the top of the target and get the hell out of the way... FAST
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(46)
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Here's a story, of a lovely reunion, 40 years after they were at Kings Island Park with their folks, one with hair of gold, like her mother, the other two men all alone
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(75)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
23-year-old man's attempt to turn his 9-year-old daughter into his chauffeur fails
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(36)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It doesn't make math any easier, but Barbie is trading in her Mailbu home for a more sophisticated one in Manhattan. "It's a place for her to meet with great minds"
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(53)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nigerian forces hunting Islamist rebels kill seventeen members of Boko Haram. You'll never hear "A whiter shade of pale" played live again
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(55)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Three people figure out a way around those pesky background checks at the gun store
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(85)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
CBS' Bob Schieffer to administration, "This isn't Watergate, so why are you acting exactly like the Nixon administration did when faced with Watergate?"
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(797)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
A restraining order against a crazy ex-girlfriend doesn't do you any good if she still has the key to your house
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(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Couple flying to Dakar learn what it's like to be airline baggage
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(42)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News CEO Roger Ailes wins award for 'visionary of American journalism'. In other news, Tim Tebow named NFL player of the decade
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(69)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"The Manatee Sheriff's Office said Krystle Harrison made several advances toward her boyfriend of three years and he rebuffed her. According to an arrest report, she grabbed him and bit his genitals"
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(56)
 
(The Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Video camera set up to record ghosts captures evidence of paramoural activity
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(59)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Usually, if your soon-to-be father-in-law doesn't approve of you, he will tell you to your face, not stab you. Usually
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(13)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
LivingSocial's gun-shooting events do not mix shooting with booze... at least, not in the "Hey, y'all, hold my beer and watch this" sense of things
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(19)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber loses his monkey at midnight. This is not code for his virginity
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out AP wasn't the only news outlet Obama was tapping, FOX News also was spied on. Come on Obama, you just completed the right-wing conspiracy trifecta in just two weeks, At least make it hard for them
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(235)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
ADHD linked to adult obesity, study fi...ooh, donut
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(34)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The coolest looking subway stations in the world. Suck it Jarod
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(35)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If it wasn't for the neck tattoos and the tattoo under his right eye, maybe the officer would have believed him when he insisted that the meth found inside his sock was left there by his friend
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(14)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
While Congress goes back and forth over how to solve the nation's financial problems, four specialized mechanics in Florida are quietly saving the Air Force millions each year
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(49)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gospel singer files glass action lawsuit against McDonald's for ruining her singing voice
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(34)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Long-time Obama speechwriter, Jon Favreau says that Obama is different, and handles crisis different. Also mentioned that he might still be experiencing PTSD from the New York fight with Loki
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(27)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Video shows Florida men harassing manatees
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you've been in the oncology wards of these hospitals, cancer might not be your biggest concern
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(3)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bad Chinese food causes man to get arrested for running from runs. Police let him go an hour later
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With nukyuler extortion not currently paying the bills, Best Korea again playing the kidnapping card
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(24)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Dude that's harsh, why is it always about the money? How much is my legal marijuana habit going to cost me again?"
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(86)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Want to really piss a woman off? Swipe the purse with her phone inside...and her gun, and badge
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(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK children 'need early porn warnings.' Because telling a kid, "No" has never fanned the flames
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(45)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop something interesting happening on this river. Difficulty: No you know who
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to Porter Stansberry, we're all doomed. Again
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Men with iron bar rob UK delivery van. Inanimate carbon rod vows to bring the perps to justice. In rod we trust
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(26)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Flower show for millionaires allows garden gnomes for the first time
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(8)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to save money while dining out on the town if you're the sort of cheap bastard who should just be eating at home, anyway
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(77)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
A good roommate will tolerate a lot of things. Giving away his beer to somebody else is not one of them
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(5)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Behold the Pedal Pub. "Within the last few years, human-powered taverns have become fixtures in more than two-dozen U.S. cities." What could possibly go wrong?
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(33)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manager: "Hey guys, could you go and use replay to see if this double was actually foul?" Umpires: "Sure... oh, wait... it's really a home run"
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(45)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New study shows that the poor are more concentrated in suburban, not urban, areas
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(75)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you come home and you're a little drunk and your mom gets so mad she hides your bottle of spiced rum so you start breaking her stuff and she calls police? And also you're 30 when all this takes place
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon study says that digital multitasking makes people dumber. Finally, an explanation for every post on Facebook and Twitter,
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea fires 6th missile into the sea. Reports say that the Ocean is winning but is taking on water
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(39)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Saturday, May 18th: The state of Iowa has gone 358 days without a tornado. Sunday, May 19th: The state of Iowa has gone 0 days without a tornado
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(18)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Having to calm down the teller is sign No. 1 that your bank robbery is going badly
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(59)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Chicken and ale theft. It's your Mugshot Roundup in the 1870s
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(86)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The twelve most significant moments in the history of pizza. Missing from the list: the advent of superior Chicago-Style pizza
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(200)
 

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