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Saturday, 11 August 2007

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Laura Bush

District of Columbia (Reuterus) - Laura, Jenna and Barbara Bush are teaming up to write a semi-autobiographical children's story about a boy who does not like to read. The exposé (tentatively titled 'Georgie Hates His History Lessons') is intended to encourage youngsters to pay better attention in school, read books and study all subjects including History.

A quick introduction is as follows: (Chapter 1) While attending boarding school at his father's alma mater in New Haven, Connecticut, young Georgie gets into all sorts of misadventures as he pursues various pursuits (in fact, anything except for paying attention in the classroom)...

The book is expected to be published next year in a 'pop-up' book format, complete with decorated coffins of other young children returning from young Georgie's misadventures in the Middle East. All three women are expected to sign each copy of the book with the blood of other parents' children.

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