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Woofertime

Washington DC

A "thrown together in 3 hours" novelty site from two bored DC buddies, Woofer satirically flips the script on Twitter's 140-character limit, by imposing a 1400-character minimum on all "woofs", leading to rambling posts on life's mundanity, plus long excerpts from biblical passages and speeches like the Gettysburg Address -- fourscore and 7 characters ago...you completely lost interest.

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