Where's Whitney's Soup?
 
This entry has nothing to do with Santa Claus or hos (3 of them).

My grandfather (whom, if you'll recall, is my male wingwoman) has returned! (He lives in China half of the year and the other half in the U.S. And the other half...)  I can finally return to my envied lifestyle of hanging out with children and old people. Tomorrow I have a 9 year-old's birthday party to attend! That’s right. WHITNEY'S BAAACK. :)

You should know that I have been away from weblogging because I was spending quality time with folks my age. The new girl I met and I became real friends! 

BUT. But but but -- a bit of drama has already entered into our friendship of 1.7 months. A bit of drama, of course, means a boy got in the way and has torn us girls apart. He's my math tutor (or, well, WAS my math tutor [since how he feels about me is murky, I am holding out on the math]). Apparently, math turns both New Girl and me on, sexually, because he won both our hearts. Although - New Girl wasn’t doing math with him. Only I was, doing it, with him. (No, I couldn’t help it. Those commas had to go in there.) The point is, I do not know what exactly is turning New Girl on.

Math Tutor + Whitney = True Love?

Math Tutor + New Girl = True Love?

Whitney + New Girl = Friends After One of the Above Equations is Solved?


The answer is, I don’t know. I no longer have a math tutor, after all. 

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Why did I even have a math tutor, you wonder?

ANSWER AS WELL AS BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:  I am studying for the GRE to go to grad school for library science!!!   

WTF is/Why library science?

The study of the stuff that goes on in libraries.  I’ll be studying to become a full-fledged librarian.  

What do I hope to accomplish as a full-fledged librarian?

I want to found (become the founder/president/ruler of) a global organization for hot librarians. That is, librarian hotties. A foundation for fighting the stigma of being a vain book nerd. Yes.  
 
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