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Friday, 18 March 2011

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Postmen usually love "pussies" not this one though!

A UK postman who killed a cat on his rounds is not quite like his TV colleague, Postman Pat, who loved his pussy?.

The "friendly" postman was doing his rounds when Tiddy the tabby jumped into his basket of mail hoping for a stroke, instead the elderly tabby got thrown out of the basket, across an 8 foot high hedge and died of his injuries.

The owner of Tiddy the tabby also has 7 other cats but this one was the particular favourite of her 2 year-old little girl, everybody say AAAAAHHH!

Of course if he had killed any one of the other cats they would have been her favourite too? (makes the story a lot more interesting at least)

The sweet little girl who's favourite cat was Tiddy RIP (?) is now quite happy playing with the other seven, but the tabloids have ignored that part of the story (I wonder why?).

It matters not and killing a cat is an evil offence and the reputation of "Postmen Pats" all over the UK has been tarnished, in fact most UK households are locking up their "pussies" when the postmen arrives, that'll teach them, no more pussy licking, oops sorry, kicking antics for the time being!

It's a dogs life!

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