Random Disclaimer

Written by Bill Ding

Monday, 5 May 2008

Crappy Meal will never be used in this or future articles as a parody, defamation, comedy representation on any happy meal times that persons unknown or known or imagined may have, or on any thing associated with happy or meal in any combination or variation or alphanumeric or rhyming representation.

This disclaimer applies to all past, present, and future happy meal times that people may have in any place regardless of the circumstances.

Any suggestion otherwise will be regarded as pathetic and the right to humiliate such sugestees in print or in any spoof or comedy article is reserved. Any twist of fate that renders the possibility of such is purely unintentional, and further use or proliferation of the term would, in such circumstance, be discouraged.

The end.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more
https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/features/133667/random-disclaimer
www.thespoof.com
crawl=CC-MAIN-2019-30
29129
application/http; msgtype=response
sha1:3FKDVYKKGM6YGPIWBBUFBJVLZU54AWG6
<urn:uuid:53a25cc1-362e-4fe4-aaf8-0d7c3f2a28d6>
2019-07-17T13:22:50Z
185.24.73.192
text/html
sha1:TBM3XAHEV6ORD4LQRNT7FRNMUVDR2T6W
<urn:uuid:9b69bdcd-796d-42b6-a382-9143eb929b82>
https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/features/133667/random-disclaimer
response
<urn:uuid:3371be5c-72d7-4ebd-bab7-162be5d3cf7f>
isPartOf: CC-MAIN-2019-30
publisher: Common Crawl
description: Wide crawl of the web for July 2019
operator: Common Crawl Admin (info@commoncrawl.org)
hostname: ip-10-166-45-251.ec2.internal
software: Apache Nutch 1.15 (modified, https://github.com/commoncrawl/nutch/)
robots: checked via crawler-commons 1.1-SNAPSHOT (https://github.com/crawler-commons/crawler-commons)
format: WARC File Format 1.1
conformsTo: http://iipc.github.io/warc-specifications/specifications/warc-format/warc-1.1/