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75 Very Interesting, Funny and Cool Status for Whatsapp in English

Posted by: Purushottam Thakur
Many people are crazy about updating their WhatsApp Status with interesting phrases. So, I thought to write about it somewhere on my blog. I think this is the write time and so in this article, I am going to list some interesting and cool WhatsApp statuses in English that will blow your mind. But before you get to the list, you should read something interesting and informative about the WhatsApp.

WhatsApp Messenger is a most popular and plausible way people use to communicate with their friends, family and colleagues. It is developed by the Facebook and released on January 2009. It is a cross-platform and instant messaging app for smartphone users. WhatsApp provides multi user-friendly ways to communicate like instant messaging, voice calling and video calling. Besides these facilities, a user can also upload, private message or post in multiple groups with texts, links, documents such as word/excel, presentations, images, audio clips and videos. However, there is a limit of video upload on WhatsApp (16 mega bytes maximum). A user can update their display picture, status, etc. So definitely, it’s a great, very useful totally free and highly secured platform for us that lets us connect with our loving persons through different facilities.
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But do you know there are few peoples around the globe who doesn’t like WhatsApp. I don't know exactly, why they don't like such a best platform but I have listed some of those problems in a article and tried to provide some other similar alternatives to WhatsApp. If you are one of those or otherwise check it out.

Below is 75 Cool, Interesting, Crazy, Attitude and Love WhatsApp Status

  1. We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
  2. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
  3. You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
  4. I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative.
  5. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called Monday, please fix it.
  6. When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
  7. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  8. I know, one day I am gonna win, so I can wait and keep trying till my death for it.
  9. I may be wrong.., but I Doubt it!
  10. Always remember you are unique, no one is like you, just like everybody else.
  11. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
  12. Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
  13. The last thing i want to do is hurt you, but its still on the list.
  14. You don't have to like me, because I am not a facebook status.
  15. Wow now I'm a graduate, Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains.
  16. I can see you checking my whatsapp status.
  17. There are many things you can't buy, but still pay for them.
  18. Status under construction. No status available!
  19. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
  20. Keep moving! Nothing new to read.
  21. Don't be happy. I don't really forgive people, I just pretend like it's ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
  22. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
  23. Not always available, try your luck.
  24. Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or live it for others.
  25. Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
  26. We see all beautiful and colorful things in this world from our black-n-white eyes!
  27. Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
  28. Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
  29. It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.
  30. Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight.
  31. I don't think we love each other in the same way. And, I think keeping you near me, would destroy me.
  32. The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
  33. Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.
  34. Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
  35. If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
  36. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.
  37. You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice.
  38. I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
  39. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
  40. Happiness is when "Last seen at" changes to "online" and then to "typing…".
  41. I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.
  42. I'm listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!
  43. I'll try being nicer if you start being smarter.
  44. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
  45. Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
  46. Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
  47. It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
  48. Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
  49. Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it's working.
  50. WISDOM is the gold refinement of life.
  51. Work until you don't have to introduce yourself.
  52. To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.
  53. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear” on girls profile picture.
  54. Intelligence is like underwear. It's important that you have it but there's no need to show it off.
  55. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
  56. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! that's why I'm always Calm & Silent.
  57. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  58. I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition.
  59. Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
  60. When you feel insulted I'm just describing you.
  61. Excuse me! I found something under my shoes. Ohh its your Attitude. What to do now?
  62. I asked God for a Girlfriend, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I trapped a beautiful Girl and asked for forgiveness.
  63. I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, "Sorry, got these sacks".
  64. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  65. You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
  66. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
  67. love is when you feel totally complete.
  68. There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
  69. I haven't slept for 15 days, because that would be too long.
  70. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
  71. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
  72. Every time you look back at yourself five years ago, then you know you were an idiot.
  73. I Loved A Girl and She Broke My Heart, Now every piece of my heart love different Girls, People called it flirt. I don't know why.?
  74. Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
  75. Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

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