Events Diary

Just a quick note to remind you of the NMPFT Dwarf event on Saturday May 21st @ 11.00am. Consisting of a talk (presumably by someone at the NMPFT) and a showing of Me2, the event is free – but you need to book. Either mail them on talk.nmpft@nmsi.ac.uk with your details, or call the booking line on 0870 70 10 200. I think Ian’s going to this, so this is your chance to piss in his face and hair.

Craig Charles is also apparently at the Hedge End Carnival. (Please – don’t bother investigating the rest of that board, or you may end up like this.) I suggest you all use the event to shout vaguely rude things at him in a friendly and yet slightly threatening manner.

IAN: You are a weak… are you listening to me?
CRAIG: Yeah.
IAN: You are a weak, spineless… no, wait, I want you to write this down, so you don’t forget what you are. Write this down. Weak…
CRAIG: Yeah…
IAN: Spineless…
CRAIG: Yep…
IAN: Twerp…
CRAIG: Uh-huh…
IAN: Moron…
CRAIG: OK…
IAN: Bastard…
CRAIG: Yep…
IAN: Shitty…
CRAIG: Shitty?
IAN: Shitty!
CRAIG: It’s just you were on nouns there, and then suddenly adjectives, and I just…

4 Responses to Events Diary

Jump to bottom

  1. Must remember to take my umbrella…

  2. Hedge End? That’s like, minutes away from my house. I thought that was a joke, because frankly, all that’s in Hedge End is a Marks and Spencer. What’s he gonna do, ride down the motorway on a float shaped like a giant red chewed pencil?

  3. Hedge End? That’s like, minutes away from my house. I thought that was a joke, because frankly, all that’s in Hedge End is a Marks and Spencer. What’s he gonna do, ride down the motorway on a float shaped like a giant red chewed pencil?

  4. He does it twice, twice, two.

Jump to top / Jump to 'Recent Comments'

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
https://www.ganymede.tv/2005/05/events-diary/
www.ganymede.tv
crawl=CC-MAIN-2019-04
35607
application/http; msgtype=response
sha1:SGF3YD4DYAELZ6234EGUDARAEEC2KHSJ
<urn:uuid:673be7c0-496a-4310-81ef-615a296a205e>
2019-01-18T04:17:14Z
178.62.93.98
text/html
sha1:R3IFHP6FQFPZZAL3U2QUWV53YZIZQ2CU
<urn:uuid:52854706-18b8-4f10-b1cf-7dc4c7ab71ed>
https://www.ganymede.tv/2005/05/events-diary/
response
<urn:uuid:6d61e88c-d239-4b6d-b6cd-4e94f1e6822c>
isPartOf: CC-MAIN-2019-04
publisher: Common Crawl
description: Wide crawl of the web for January 2019
operator: Common Crawl Admin (info@commoncrawl.org)
hostname: ip-10-146-180-207.ec2.internal
software: Apache Nutch 1.15 (modified, https://github.com/commoncrawl/nutch/)
robots: checked via crawler-commons 0.11-SNAPSHOT (https://github.com/crawler-commons/crawler-commons)
format: WARC File Format 1.1
conformsTo: http://iipc.github.io/warc-specifications/specifications/warc-format/warc-1.1/