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Awesome Headlines

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Fin D, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    No stories just the headlines.

    I'll start it off with one on yahoo right now:

    "Giant goat-cheese fire closes Norwegian roadway for six days"
     
  2. MikeHoncho

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    Gonna need a link to that. Seriously.
     
  3. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Copy and paste, el jeffe.
     
  4. TheColossus

    TheColossus NON !

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    Missippis's literacy program shows improvement

    [​IMG]
     
  5. MikeHoncho

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    Lmao this thread shows much promise
     
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  6. TheColossus

    TheColossus NON !

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    Man eats underwear to beat breathalizer
     
  7. MikeHoncho

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    Useful and entertaining
     
  8. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    "Man goes to bar, lets pitbull babysit newborn"
     
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  9. MikeHoncho

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    Dale.
     
  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    no go at work... what is it?
     
  12. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    picture of a pitbull :D
     
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  13. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    Classy. Best part of the story was when the mother found out.
     
  14. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    Vintage but good:

    "Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons"
     
  15. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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  16. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    A classic.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    "Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"

    "Teacher Strikes Idle Kids"

    "Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

    "Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"
     
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  18. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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  19. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    Poor Manties. all he wanted was some love.
     
  20. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    lol'd :lol:
     
  21. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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  22. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    Now thats just good 'ol fashioned family fun right there.
     
  23. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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  24. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    This was one that was in my local newspaper and I took a picture
     
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  25. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Why aren't your hands black???
     
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  26. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    lmao ill never forget when we went to new jersey and someone mentioned nappy was white....and the entire van of finheaven posters were like "wtf?!?! hes WHITE?!?!"
     
  27. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha. Yea I'm pale as ****. I'm damn near clear.
     
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  28. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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  29. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    By the way. You guys ever think about playing football again? I've been playing in a flag football league recently. Getting back into football regularly has been fun
     
  30. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    [​IMG]
     
  31. MikeHoncho

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    Lmao
     
  32. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    Some old ones from last year that I loved:

    "Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death"

    "Don Cornelius begins Black History Month with a bang"
     
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  33. MikeHoncho

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    First one is messed up on multiple levels
     
  34. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    And is hilarious on every single one of them
     
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  35. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    This thread is a classic.

    Brilliant. :up:
     
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  36. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Major fallout for Belgian soccer star after he kicks ball boy
     
  37. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    [​IMG]
     
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  38. WhiteIbanez

    WhiteIbanez Megamediocremaniacal

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    Not a headline. That Tide Super Bowl commercial creeped me out.
    Stain saver. Okay.
     
  39. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    [​IMG]


    :unsure:
     
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