Forum » Topic: Be careful what you research... http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 10 Feb 2016 13:13:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php be reasonable on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38753 Tue, 19 Oct 2010 21:10:59 +0000 be reasonable 38753@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The website of my local hardware shop, 'knobs and knockers,' crashes nearly every day; usually about 4.00p.m., when the teenagers get home from school. </p> Quaz on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38588 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 23:22:41 +0000 Quaz 38588@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A friend wanted some rubble to build up a waterlogged driveway so his mother in law offered to google hardcore for him, but he stopped her in time. </p> arrghgarry on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38585 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 22:39:00 +0000 arrghgarry 38585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wasn't "research" Pete Townsend's defence? for his music ?</p> <p>Last Christmas I wanted to give my wife a pearl necklace, after seeing the results, she wasn't too keen. </p> <p>You should have told they would look very becoming. </p> rickwestwell on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38565 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 21:43:53 +0000 rickwestwell 38565@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm so naive - I thought "Thai Brides" was that Art Garfunkel song from Watership Down. </p> be reasonable on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38560 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 21:12:43 +0000 be reasonable 38560@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Last Christmas I wanted to give my wife a pearl necklace, after seeing the results, she wasn't too keen. </p> The All New Jeni B on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38559 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 21:10:09 +0000 The All New Jeni B 38559@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My son was doing a project for school last year, and research 'Toys' and 'Play'.<br /> I eventually had to trip the fuse for the whole house to prise him away from the search results. </p> fernandomando on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38557 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 21:04:16 +0000 fernandomando 38557@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I once heard a story of an old man who was researching donkeys and did an internet search for 'Asian ass' </p> The All New Jeni B on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38550 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:49:29 +0000 The All New Jeni B 38550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wasn't "research" Pete Townsend's defence? </p> brownpaperreporter on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38545 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 17:00:42 +0000 brownpaperreporter 38545@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.switched.com/2010/10/14/guess-the-ridiculous-new-url-for-the-national-schools-film-week/">National Schools Film Week</a></p> <p>Truth stranger than urban legend </p> rikkor on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38540 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 15:49:05 +0000 rikkor 38540@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JP, too funny. The rest sound urban legend-y. </p> Skylarking on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38532 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 13:38:13 +0000 Skylarking 38532@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooh, look at the banner ad. Thanks Mary! </p> brownpaperreporter on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38524 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 12:59:41 +0000 brownpaperreporter 38524@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The National Schools Film Week decided in all innocence to register their domain as <a href="http://www.nsfw.org" rel="nofollow">http://www.nsfw.org</a> - however, parents who hadnt clocked the .org complained after they had tried nsfw.com</p> <p>Different kind of org all together </p> bonjonelson on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38523 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 12:10:42 +0000 bonjonelson 38523@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can beat all your stories.</p> <p>When I was doing IT support work a few years back, I was called up to an office in London because the secretary's PC was acting all funny.</p> <p>It was a small office, just her and her boss, who was away.</p> <p>I sat down at her pc, with her sat next watching, while I investigated.</p> <p>I found something strange running on the PC which I didn't recognize, so as usual I went to Google to search for this particular program to see what it did.</p> <p>The name started with an S. And of course, as soon as I started typing up popped her recent search history in a helpful box below the google search box.</p> <p>So. What popped up? STD Clinic London. I carried on typing quickly and pretended that I didn't see it.</p> <p>Turns out that her computer had a virus too. </p> Golgo13 on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38517 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 12:05:50 +0000 Golgo13 38517@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It works both ways, though. The disappointed hours I've spent sifting through windsurfing and jetski images...the bandwidth wasted watching video clips of free-form jazz vocal stylists...O me miserum! </p> IABP on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38516 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 12:04:00 +0000 IABP 38516@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I once looked up myself and found I was on the front page of the biggest selling Australian paper. How strange.</p> <p>Never look up the film/book Lolita btw. You're just asking to be arrested. </p> be reasonable on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38513 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 11:57:52 +0000 be reasonable 38513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A friend in local amateur dramatics once went online to look up "Babes in the Wood" for a Christmas show. Oh, for more innocent times. </p> jp1885 on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38503 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 11:31:43 +0000 jp1885 38503@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's nothing - my Thai bride actually <em>had</em> a Prince Albert. </p> wallster on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38497 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 11:08:24 +0000 wallster 38497@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pah, that's nothing. A friend of ours have a 13 year old daughter. </p> <p>A year ago she was studying Queen Victoria in her history class. The teacher rather foolishly gave the class some homework, which was to research information on the internet about Prince Albert. Yep, that's what she saw.</p> <p>There were a few complaints at school the next day I can tell you. </p> Mary Evans on "Be careful what you research..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14240#post-38496 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 10:45:12 +0000 Mary Evans 38496@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bastard computer. I am currently working on a new script, which has a storyline about Thai brides. A stranger to this curious arrangement, I started doing some research on how this throughly suspect business works. I hit on what appears to be a foremost purveyor of Thai spouses and in the middle of the very quiet cafe in which I am sat, my computer just boomed out "WELCOME TO THAI PROFESSION INTRODUCTIONS - THE WEB'S FOREMOST EXPERT ON THAI BRIDES! TO MEET THE THAI BRIDE OF YOUR DREAMS BLAH BLAH BLAH...' </p> <p>Frantic stabbing at keys produced nothing more than elevating the volume. I rarely embarrass, but I now look like a desperate predatory lesbian sex trafficker. Or even more like one than usual. Thank God we're moving soon. </p>
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