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Sunday, 22 December 2013

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A photo of Kim Jong Un's Presidential Palace located in downtown Pyongyang, North Korea.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un says that he cannot believe all the hullabaloo that is going on in America regarding Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty clan.

Kim Jong Un spoke with The Rice Paddy National News Agency and expressed to them that he would like to personally invite all of the Robertson family to visit North Korea as his personal guests.

He said that he knows what it's like to have people attacking you and insulting you so he is well aware of how bad Phil and his Louisiana family is feeling.

Kim Jong Un said that he will even provide the family with a gift of 500 pounds of North Korean rice so that they can see that rice grown in his country is a lot better than the rice grown in Louisiana.

SIDENOTE: Phil Robertson has reportedly sent Kim Jong Un a text message thanking him for the invitation but he added that he wants for things to settle down first and he will certainly consider the offer after the Christmas and New Year's holidays.

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