Forum » Topic: Russia endorses Sauron http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69922 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 04 Jul 2015 19:19:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php deceangli on "Russia endorses Sauron" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69922#post-205657 Tue, 10 Dec 2013 21:20:31 +0000 deceangli 205657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>stars </p> Robopop on "Russia endorses Sauron" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69922#post-205656 Tue, 10 Dec 2013 21:19:42 +0000 Robopop 205656@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like it, Wrenfoe. Have some stars in your eye :) </p> Wrenfoe on "Russia endorses Sauron" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=69922#post-205609 Tue, 10 Dec 2013 13:42:32 +0000 Wrenfoe 205609@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>The UK Foreign Office has advised all members of the Fellowship of the Ring to avoid visiting the land of Rudolf Nureyev. There are fears that the country's toughening laws on homosexuality will extend to ‘fruity wizards’, ‘effete elves’ and ‘dwarves in sailor suits’.</strong></p> <p>Scientists in Moscow have confirmed that: ‘Sexual orientation is determined by early exposure to fantasy novels and retired members of the RSC. British literary heroes have long been sending subliminal messages to the resolute peoples of Russia for us to grasp Harry Potter’s wand and come out of the Narnia closet’.</p> <p>The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has stated a preference for ‘butch’ Nazguls and their ‘utterly heterosexual’ ring fixation. A spokesman said: ‘While we respect Sir Ian McKellen’s right to mince around the Shire, the Russian Federation is staunchly behind muscular orcs. With their strong green arms, flowing matted locks and come-to-bed squint – they embody Russian family values.’ As yet, Vladimir Putin’s has refused to get drawn on the Dumbledore debate, but this may be in part due to his cameo role in the films as Dobby the House Elf. </p>
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