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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Fine. You want a quest? I'll give you a quest," I said irritably. "Go find writer's block, and tell me how to defeat it."


To Honor Tradition



So to honor this paper and this issue, read now the latest news from the conspiracy theory front: Power is the key to everything. This is a fact every world-domination-striving villain in Neopia is sure to know, first and foremost Dr. Sloth. But it is not the political power I am going to talk about today, though of course Dr. Sloth aims for that as well. It is rather electrical power on which I want to focus...

Financial Literacy



While restocking is almost certainly the best way to make money, it tends to be time consuming, and there are a lot of guides for it already. Instead, I'm here to give you suggestions as how you can keep up with inflation and reach your goals just a bit faster, with only a little extra work. And my suggestion is very simple: use investments. That's all. Good luck getting that Draik! Okay, that probably needs more explanation...

Top 10 Events In Neopia


Ah yes, a lot has happened since the last 50th issue in the Neopets community. As a way of reminiscing for ones that stuck around since then, here are the top 10 most awesome events that occurred since then on the Neopian Times. This list was put in order by the DATES events happened on. So, read and enjoy the top 10! ^_^ 1) Chief Bonju Avatar Solution FINALLY Solved! Man, the one avatar that possibly drove every avatar collector crazy for three years!

Other Stories
"450 Days" by sweetie_me274
The day the letter had come her Cybunny sister Snow Angel fetched the mail. It had been an oddly heavy envelope sealed with a fancy crest that sent splashes of ominous curiosity across a simple summer day. Words like "cordially", "enrollment", "enrichment", and "inquiry" had slithered out of the weak paper wrapping and gnawed away at Karina's paws as she read them. At first, none of them had understood. Then, none of them had wanted to...

"Make It 450 And You Have a Deal" by kattrish
Myr thought she would never get another mission after that last fiasco. Yet here she was, summoned by the Commander to receive her new assignment. Glee was written all over her features. She'd show them; she'd complete this one for sure. "Good luck," said Dan, her partner during several reconnaissance duties. "What for?" asked the Buzz. "You know I could handle these things." Then she paused...

"Unenlightened" by hermione_890_neo
Nikki, a little white Aisha, was sitting innocently under a tree in Neopia Central, half-heartedly pretending to read a thick book mysteriously devoid of a title. But in reality, she was people-watching. This was a favorite pastime of hers, watching the crowds go about their daily lives - though she'd never confess to it, for fear of strange looks and exclamations of, "Holy biscuits, that's like such the creepiest thing to do, ever!" perhaps soon followed...


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450th Issue of the Neopian Times!
Happy birthday!

Also by crepe14

by airlineer


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The To Do List
The paper extends out of my hands, overflowing like a crisp, frozen paper waterfall onto the floor, bulleted items in neat little rows all the way to the bottom.

Also by ginny_invisible

by pafc_will


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Once Upon an Attic
"You look troubled," said the Krawk when she opened the door. "Perhaps I can be of assistance..."

by micrody

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Battle Potatoes: Happy 450th!
Don't they just make you melt?

Idea by megaamark

by ivie_outrage


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Kiochi Crossover
Starring Chibino's pets, Kio and Chi! :D

by _pokemon12_63



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