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Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning and happy Monday, everyone! It’s the first Monday of March 2015, which means that both spring break and St. Patrick’s Day are fast approaching. I don’t know about you, but there’s nothing quite so nice as that time of year where drunk college kids are doing body shots on the beach, and a person you know for a fact has never set foot in Ireland tells you quite vehemently that it’s St. Paddy’s Day, and will only take a drink when you say “slainte” and not cheers. Ah, spring. You crazy time of year.

Anyway, a lot happened on Twitter last week, like snow, some llamas, and a dress. It was kind of insane. As always, I have all the tweets your little heart could ever desire right here, after the jump!

Monday Morning Tweets

Happy Monday and welcome to another installment of everyone’s favorite column, Monday Morning Tweets. I spent all last week stalking you guys and collected the best tweets. And by best I really mean the tweets that you probably will be embarrassed by. I’m kind of sad that none of you have ever had a Twitter meltdown or accidentally sent a sext via Twitter instead of text. I live for that day. Just know that I will screen shot all of that. I can’t wait.

Anyway, since that hasn’t happened yet, I’ve got some pretty run-of-the-mill tweets for you. As always, they’re after the jump!

Monday Morning Tweets

Good morning and happy Monday! Welcome to Monday Morning Tweets! I’m going to assume that you’ve had some leftover/discount Valentine’s Day candy for breakfast today, and are really straddling that line between sugar high and nausea. That’s what I like to call “the sweet spot.” It’s where I live. And if we’re being completely honest, it’s the best way to set the tone for the rest of the week.

Anyway, pull up a chair and get ready. I’ve got a whole bunch of tweets for you from the week before. So, pop another conversation heart and get ready. This week’s tweets are after the jump!

Monday Morning Tweets

Happy Monday and welcome to this week’s edition of Monday Morning Tweets! I have to admit that I’ve completely run out of ways to open this weekly column. I mean, I usually talk about hangovers or any huge events that have happened over the past week, but I’ve got nothing. A whole lot of nothing. Is it a sign that I no longer have anything of value to bring to the table? I mean, probably. But if you think about it, did I ever really have anything of value to offer? The answer is no.

Anyway, as always, I’ve selected the very best in tweets from the past week and have them all loaded up and ready to go. All you gotta do is click, and they’ll be right there after the jump.

Monday Morning Tweets

Happy Monday, and welcome to this week’s Monday Morning Tweets. It’s a special occasion, as today is Groundhog Day. That’s right! Today we find out if spring is on the way, or if we see six more weeks of winter. I’m not entirely sure what rodents have to do with the changing of seasons, but then again, I didn’t go to school to be a meteorologist. Pawncetawny Panxsutawny Pawnxsuitany Punxsutawney Phil probably has the same meteorological credentials as Aaron Tuttle, only that cute little rodent has never taken selfies of his abs or his tears. So he’s probably more trustworthy than some folks we have on the local scene.

Anyway, all that is to say that I have this week’s tweets all gathered up and ready for you. You can catch them, as always, right after the jump!
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