I am lizardbreathwalker, and I am a nerd.

1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Stark Raving Direwolf with 40,412 notes

brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

Source: brood-of-froods

1st October 2014

Quote reblogged from Fallen Angel With A Shotgun with 1,082 notes

You think women are weak? Women are forged of iron. My body, it has bled and blazed and broken, and yet it beats on. I am iron. A little rusted, perhaps, but still I endure.
— my 77 year old grandma, straight up reciting poetry at us to get out of going to the doctor’s office (via cora-hale)

Source: bellamybleke

1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Stark Raving Direwolf with 82,945 notes

franfinethesecond:

the-woman-of-belgravia:

i-am-not-amused:

”Women don’t belong in sci-fi”

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”Women aren’t funny”

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”Nobody wants to see ensemble women comedies”

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”Women can’t write good action stories”

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”Women can’t direct good movies”

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”Women aren’t good authors”

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”Women can’t be action stars”

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We have Mamma Mia in here though?

Source: i-am-not-amused

1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Fallen Angel With A Shotgun with 219,111 notes

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

Source: oknope

1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Stark Raving Direwolf with 449,095 notes

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

Source: dutchster

1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Stark Raving Direwolf with 425,940 notes

Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?

takentoglasgow:

la-hire-ships-it:

lokistimetravelingassbutt:

tomatomouthkisser:

sodamnrelatable:

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why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here

When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.

thank you

shine bright like less dense hair fibers

Source: breadpao

1st October 2014

Post reblogged from The Hero of Canton with 15,598 notes

the-prankster:

glee4ever:

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

Source: melodies-of-shibuya

1st October 2014

Post reblogged from Fallen Angel With A Shotgun with 322,123 notes

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

fandomcollector:

hello-hannie:

Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape! 

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http://www.fashionbymayhem.com/

That little girl is going places

this little girl has more of a fashion sense than I do

Source: hello-hannie

1st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Fallen Angel With A Shotgun with 354,997 notes

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

Source: vine-gif

1st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Fallen Angel With A Shotgun with 229,781 notes

nowyoukno:

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

please spread this man’s refreshing and inspirational story

Source: huffingtonpost
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