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Funny story:  Texas Loads Up For Bush Wedding

Texas Loads Up For Bush Wedding

CRAWFORD, Texas The wedding of President Bush's daughter at his 1,600-acre ranch is the social event of the year in the shit-kickin' Texas town of Crawford.
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Funny story:  Catering Plans Revealed For Jena Bush Wedding

Catering Plans Revealed For Jena Bush Wedding

Jena Bush will be married this weekend at her father's ranch near Crawford, Texas. Considering that "Daddy" is President of the United States, it is a significant ranch and a lot of money is involved in giving away the First Daughter.
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Funny story:  Bush Crawford Ranch Actually Former Branch Davidian Compound

Bush Crawford Ranch Actually Former Branch Davidian Compound

In the 1990's, there was an armed stand-off, followed by a a fire and armed assualt of the Branch Davidian compound outside of Waco, Texas. Investigative reporters have just learned that the same Branch Davidian complex sits on a corner of the P...
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Funny story:  Cindy Sheehan Molested, Camp in Shock

Cindy Sheehan Molested, Camp in Shock

CRAWFORD, TX -- Camp Casey finds itself in a new controversy that has shocked thousands of anti-war protesters. A camp councilor has been accused of sexually molesting Cindy Sheehan.
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Funny story:  Cindy Sheehan Promotes Political Prostitution

Cindy Sheehan Promotes Political Prostitution

CRAWFORD, TX-Riding the tide of publicity, fame and celebrity heaped on her as a result of her cockamamie traitorous trek to Texas, Democrat darling Cindy Sheehan has decided to advertise her availability to the highest bidder for all causes that hel...
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Funny story:  Cindy Sheehan - "President Bush aged me 40 years"

Cindy Sheehan - "President Bush aged me 40 years"

(CRAWFORD) -- Cindy Sheenan, speaking live from Crawford Texas surprised CNN reporters yesterday when she accused President Bush of causing her to age 40 years overnight because of "X-stress". She then produced before and after photos to s...
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Funny story:  Bush Takes Spill While Biking, Gum Blamed

Bush Takes Spill While Biking, Gum Blamed

Crawford, TX - President Bush took a nasty spill while biking on his ranch in Crawford, TX on Saturday. The President was shaken but needed no medical attention as all of the wounds were superficial. Bush himself blamed the rocky terrain but unidenti...
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Funny story:  Bush Forms New Political Party

Bush Forms New Political Party

CRAWFORD, TX-President Bush today announced a bold new initiative. In a totally unexpected move, he cancelled his membership of the Republican Party and switched to another.
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