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  • nickthegun 15 May 2008 14:42:23 71,039 posts
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    Why no child is safe from the sinister cult of emo

    Great headline.

    I found it while I was looking for articles on the best boardgame ever. Im reviewing it for our blog and its a right larf.

    Fury over 'war on terror' board game
  • ecu 17 May 2008 21:15:59 79,890 posts
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    Naked ram-raider jailed

    With video!
  • ecu 12 Jun 2008 02:55:52 79,890 posts
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    Obscenity trial judge likes sexy cows
  • Deleted user 9 July 2008 07:11:19
    Call for specialist Rape squads.
  • thrawn 4 Sep 2008 11:33:26 899 posts
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    Am I the only one who finds this amusing, in a very childish way?

    Clarke issues fresh Brown warning
  • BanjoMan 4 Sep 2008 11:34:56 13,693 posts
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    Heheh, tickled me too.

    Also, thrawn is an awesome username. Grats.
  • thrawn 4 Sep 2008 11:35:42 899 posts
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    BanjoMan wrote:
    Heheh, tickled me too.

    Also, thrawn is an awesome username. Grats.

    Why thank you :-)
  • Zomoniac 4 Sep 2008 14:42:00 9,322 posts
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    I know it wasn't the actual headline, but EG's "Some of my best developers are black" tagline was brilliant.
  • Amajiro 19 Oct 2008 12:57:09 2,214 posts
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    Jamaica puzzled by theft of beach . Weird story, too.
  • Deleted user 26 October 2008 20:16:45
    Not the first time we've seen this headline.
  • ecu 11 Dec 2008 16:05:17 79,890 posts
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    This is an absolute peach from Goal.com, referring to Juventus (whose nickname is "The Old Lady") after their draw with Belarusian football team FC BATE last night.

    It's in image form because they've since removed the headline because apparently some people found it offensive.
  • JuanKerr 11 Dec 2008 16:18:14 37,704 posts
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    That is fucking brilliant :D
  • Big-Swiss 11 Dec 2008 16:21:27 9,125 posts
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    really cool! the poor guy who wrote that accidently
  • LockeTribal 11 Dec 2008 16:26:12 4,666 posts
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    Brilliant!
  • JuanKerr 11 Dec 2008 16:38:24 37,704 posts
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    The headline reads as follows:

    Old Lady Unable to Master BATE At Home
  • Deleted user 14 January 2009 19:47:21
    Early contender for headline of the year.
  • Retroid Moderator 14 Jan 2009 20:03:40 45,444 posts
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    The children's parents, Heath and Deborah, from Hunterdon County, New Jersey, have denied they are racist.

    But their home is decorated with swastikas.
    ..... uhuh.
  • _Price_ 14 Jan 2009 20:15:00 3,071 posts
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    : ) Yep, I'm not a mass-murderer.

    But my home is decorated with human blood.
  • Nasty 8 Mar 2009 13:48:47 4,790 posts
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    Not the best but made me smile
  • RetardStrong 8 Mar 2009 13:58:46 3,229 posts
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    w00t wrote:
    This is excellent work.

    They came from all over the world, poles in hand

    /hawt
  • smoothpete 17 Mar 2009 09:31:51 34,116 posts
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    Only a local news story but there's something beautifully simple and ironic about this headline
  • Deleted user 17 March 2009 09:34:20
    Love it.
  • Retroid Moderator 17 Mar 2009 10:11:46 45,444 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Only a local news story but there's something beautifully simple and ironic about this headline
    :D

    Oh, that's one of the best headlines I've seen :)
  • shamblemonkee 17 Mar 2009 10:30:13 17,320 posts
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    Red Arrows close to colliding with jet - isnt this what they do?! :p
  • Fatiguez 6 Apr 2009 19:40:29 8,879 posts
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    \o/
  • localnotail 9 Apr 2009 15:02:07 23,072 posts
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    "Lap-dancing nun" performs for Church
  • localnotail 14 Apr 2009 17:11:04 23,072 posts
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    Urine spray man gets nine years


    although I preferred the previous one Accused 'doused chips with urine'
  • Deleted user 14 April 2009 17:16:36
    smoothpete wrote:
    Only a local news story but there's something beautifully simple and ironic about this headline

    /cleans up Coke from monitor
  • cubbymoore 14 Apr 2009 17:17:44 36,608 posts
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    That is worthy of The Onion :D
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