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Sure, let's do this stupid bracket thing here. Now, I need some fair way to come up with 64 Hawkspace threads to make this tournament, and then some way to rank them. I could ask you all for suggestions, but why do that when I could come up with some inordinately complicated system for grading the threads, and just using the 64 most recently posted in.

For the record, the formula is posts^3/(views√((thread starter posts)*(highest poster posts))-rating!) What does this even represent? WHO KNOWS but it's what I'm going by.

So without futher ado, here's your seeding!
It's Dlorph! DIVISION
Its a mastery DIVISION
Trog Demands Blood! DIVISION
Minion DIVISION

HERE YOU GO GO AND VOTE
What are you voting for? WHO KNOWS! Pick the best threads, pick the worst threads, pick the most Hawkspace-like threads, pick the threads you'd show to aliens when they arrived to abduct you, pick threads that would be the most likely to kill you if you had to eat them, I DON'T CARE. All I care about is accurate data.

Voting runs until I get bored of this round.
oh fuck i need to complete my pokemon erotica

also: vote for jimmy buffest or i will post vore in like... 5 threads i guess? i'm up to suggestions for which ones to post them in.

also also: i may or may not do the above regardless of whether jimmy buffest wins.

very late edit: yeah i'll just keep vore only to a new thread that will be opened if jimmy buffest doesnt win. if jimmy buffest wins then i guess everyone is happy.
I have no idea what i voted for or why
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was sadly unable to vote for HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA
(03-29-2017, 01:45 AM)Gatr Wrote: [ -> ]also: vote for jimmy buffest or i will post vore in like... 5 threads i guess? i'm up to suggestions for which ones to post them in.
The top five threads that win. Lose? No clue which word describes the ones which progress, but that's the point of Hawkspace.
(03-29-2017, 09:55 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: [ -> ]was sadly unable to vote for HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA
I almost considered putting this in, but it would have resulted in a div0 error.

1^3/(1*sqrt(1*1)-0!)=1/0
i voted, i hope everyone else in the entire warehouse votes too (THAT MEANS YOU, GERALD)
Will Gatr have to go through with his threat now, or will it be delayed for at least one more round?

Spoiler alert: Yes

It's Dlorph!
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Trog Demands Blood!
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Minion
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Its a mastery
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ROUND 2 VOTING
Ok but first matchup in the Minion division is some bullshit
i dod uit afgkincgjcl
An apple a day keeps our Lord and Saviour away beats Text Adventure with 583.8% of the vote

your most favorite words beat Disillusioned about the You have been TRICKED thread with 41.7% of the vote

wait
i DID IT I DID THE VOTE YEAHEYAHEYAEHAHEYHEARhywryahyryayeshzseyhhyEhyyhEHYAYHEYH YEAH!!!!!
(04-12-2017, 12:07 AM)Schazer Wrote: [ -> ]Ok but first matchup in the Minion division is some bullshit
I was so happy when that came to pass. Can any other match-up even hope to compare to the level of bullshittery that this one poses?

Also on good questions for the philosophers: Why did I spend five minutes looking up the hex code color of baby puke green?

It's Dlorph!
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Trog Demands Blood!
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Minion
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VOTE IN THE SHITTY SIXTEEN!
That's a heck of a link
voted, also fuck you kieros for TRICKING ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS KIEROOOOSSSSS
(05-20-2017, 06:31 PM)SC Wrote: [ -> ]voted, also fuck you kieros for TRICKING ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS KIEROOOOSSSSS
THERE'S A WARNING FOR A REASON!

It's Dlorph!
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Its a mastery
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Trog Demands Blood!
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Minion
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VOTE IN THE EFFETTE EIGHT[size=-3]seven![/size]
If the "" option doesn't win, I'll be disappointed
It's Dlorph!
Between im gay official thread and why do we need to study english?, the winner is...
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Its a mastery
Between HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite and truck., the winner is...
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Trog Demands Blood!
Between You have been TRICKED. and hungburgler, the winner is...
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Minion
Between I will post in this thread 4000 times so that I may be the top of the userlist and , the winner is...
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TIME TO VOTE IN THE FUCKING FOURI mean, two.
Don't vote for "" please
(06-04-2017, 06:26 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: [ -> ]Don't vote for "" please

too late
HEY YOU REMEMBER THIS?

Between why do we need to study english and truck., the winner is:
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Between and , the winner is:
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VOTE FOR THE WINNER HERE[/b]
KIEROS IS EMBROILED IN A ROBOCALL SCANDAL, YOUR VOTES ARE A LIE, OVERTHROW EVERYTHING Trog Demands Blood!
SPOILERS. I AM THE RUNAWAY WINNER OF THE THREAD. RAN AWAY WITH ALL YOUR LOOT. HOPE YOU ENJOY LIVING IN THE POORHOUSE. THIS WORLD IS A FUCK AND ONLY THE BIGGEST OF FUCKERS (ME) CAN SURVIVE IT AND COME OUT ON TOPE
But,,, who won? or why do we need to study english?
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