The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

March 2012

I’ve never been to Red Lobster. Usually the response to that statement is, “Really?” not “Oh, you’re really missing out.” Here goes nothing.

via Tweetbot for iOS

Home internet down for 12 hours. Call the service line, it turns on, yet they claim they didn’t do anything. Riiiiight.

via Twitter for Mac

@danielpunkass That’s 1 small tweet 4 man 1 giant tweet 4 mankind

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to danielpunkass

@markweaver @rob_sheridan Jose’s grammar/spelling in Spanish isn’t much better than English. He need try type mo betta. Por favor.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to markweaver

@rands So long as you never become a Manchester United fan. That’s like rooting for the Yankees. Only for natives, bandwagoners, and @gruber

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rands

@owlcity It’s what you’d expect from a TV-producer-turned-author. Not bad. Not great. It has a love triangle, so girls love it.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to owlcity

A friend just got his first iOS device, and asked for game recommendations. The Last Rocket still tops my short list. cc/@shauninman

via Twitter for Mac

@taddgiles Very cool. Congrats to her, and to you. Also, sorry for your loss. Also, you’re really old. FYI.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to taddgiles

@shauninman @twitterapi @spam Also the proportion of followers to accounts reported as spam.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to shauninman

@arzE As long as it has one of those old-timey belt vibrators. With gold studs on the leather. And that guy with glasses.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to arzE

@swissmiss I think you missed out on the funniest looking/named dog - the wiener dog.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to swissmiss

Called my home. My 4 year old answered, told me I had the wrong number, & hung up on me. On the next 4 calls she just said “no” and hung up.

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@cliftonite Yep, exactly. I prefer the not-totally-unaware-of-the-outside-world state it endows. 1 earphone listening FTW IMHO YMMV FYI BYOB

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@cliftonite So I can still hear the real world with the other ear. I know it’s abnormal for those dealing with code, but it’s how I function

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

For any other one-earphone-while-at-work listeners like me: System Preferences > Universal Access > Hearing > Play stereo audio as mono.

via Twitter for Mac

@cliftonite I should say, “I told you so” or collect a commission or a referral bonus or the extra money from your improved productivity.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cliftonlabrum

@cliftonite The redesign was weeks ago, but it was pretty quiet.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@cliftonite You need to learn about Instapaper. Seriously.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cliftonlabrum

I bet if we tried hard enough we could just break off Delaware and that eastern bit of Maryland. Just float ‘em out to sea.

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Kickstarter, I hate you. You make me spend money.

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Arizona, we all despise you this morning.

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@nicjohnson @BrandSanderson …right editions, and SO many different questions it’s not easy to hunt them all down if you don’t have a book.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to nicjohnson

@nicjohnson @BrandSanderson …only be answered by having the book on-hand. They do a good job about having the right questions for the…

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@nicjohnson @BrandSanderson I really like the way @pragprog handles paper to e-conversion. They ask a series of random questions that can…

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to nicjohnson

Please RT is a joke I said on Twitter.

via Twitter for Mac

Totally pulled a Ferris Bueller today, whereby I took a shower and am now using a computer. The similarities stop there.

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@beep @drinkerthinker i.imgur.com/H8gmQ.gif I know it’s in his bukkit, but I saw it here first.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to beep

@nicjohnson Awesome mix, but then again they kept pretty true to Daft Punk’s original. Hard to go wrong. Semi-related: youtube.com/watch?v=XfzpYc…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to nicjohnson

I admit it. I was moved. KONY 2012 vimeo.com/37119711

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@jen2000hnl I wonder who died on the network team so that the policy got changed. Weird.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to jen2000hnl

@AdiosMacondo …para q’ las puedas convertir en cristal.

What a great song. I also like Nicho Hinojosa’s cover of it.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to HolaDavidLindes

@willie I’ve got some extra honey I can put on it, if that’d make it better.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to willie

Middle child just got honey all over the carpet, walls, and couch. Is capital punishment legal in a home environment?

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Thrilled that this year’s MLB at Bat is a universal iPhone/iPad app/subscription.

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They’re building a Five Guys across the street from the In-n-Out by my house. I’m okay with this setup.

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@cliftonite If you can explain why you need the Mac App Store in your dock, I’ll accept your complaints and suggestions about it.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum
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