did i ever post this horribly off-center yet still somehow officially licensed mario cap

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i can't remember posting these e=mc² dog socks either

· SubwayTooter · 1 · 0 · 1

(cw sexual reference, food) i may have posted this one before

i mean ok i'm jokingly mad about this but looking through my google photo library from 2017 is genuinely infuriating. there are a *lot* of screenshots of twitter and twitter-related nonsense in that time period and, ugh, people suck.

in related news this marks the end of this thread

@trwnh i didn't know we export those. Also, it's cheaper there than here.

@policeinchains that picture was taken at a store which exclusively imports mediterranean and middle eastern products so eh

@trwnh ohh that makes sense. For a sec i thought Eti achieved something. My fault. xD

@policeinchains hey, it was worthy of being imported 😆 someone had to ask the owner of that store if they could do it...

@trwnh in our defense, we were distracted, and our ass is actually pretty clever

tbh it should be doing the posting for us

@trwnh I just love how in all of the images like this, just by nature of where they came from, they always end in an ellipse

"What if you had an intelligent ass?" is very funny, but "What if you had an intelligent ass..." is even funnier

@trwnh where did I put that flowchart that had a blender connected directly to the internet backbone for some reason

@trwnh what do you mean "what if"?

Like insulting my regular intelligence wasn't enough 🔥 🔥 🔥 😡😡😡 🔥 🔥 🔥

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