But I have tried everything that does
Conversations With My Mom
Mom: So do you guys use balanced sources in extemp?
Me: Yes
Mom: Really? Like what?
Me: You know, various credible sources. Newspapers, journals, etc.
Mom: What about Fox News?
Me: No. We're not allowed to use Fox News
Mom: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
Me: No. No extemper in the history of ever has been allowed to use Fox News.
Mom: That is so... That is so CORRUPT!
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  5. marzipanandminutiae said: Because forensics people are awesome like that. xD
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