#1
Guys, give up on the pear. It was funny a few times, then it got old. Every response of "lol wat?" attached to the Biting Pear of Salamanca got old after the first two or three times. The mods aren't going to change their mind based on our opinion. If the mod's cared about our opinion on everything, the Pit would be 100% hell. They have to draw the line somewhere, and this is one they had to draw. Crossing that line therefore shall be punishable. More memes will come, and be aptly banned. UG is not 4chan, and will never be 4chan. When I want a cheap laugh over something stupid, I go there. When I want a more serious discussion, I come here. The pear is gone, and will never return. Sorry to break it to you.
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#2
The thing I hate even more than the pear is when people say "insert bannable fruit here" or anything similar.
#3
i made a stfu tomato and a i just farted yogurt, and got banned for it.... and how do u no the origin of the pear? is it like a kids book or something?
we all know it takes a REAL man to hate some one BETTER THAN YOU
#5
your pun should carry weighty consequenses. especially in all caps.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#6
Quote by vicd08
The least someone could do is use another fruit:
*thing*

EDIT: This is a pic I made in Photoshop to try to get people to use just so I wouldn't have to see that damn pear again.

take it away. you'll get banned...

its not fair, but its true....

i did the same thing with a cucumber and got banned...
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#8
^^^

I'm sure that image is bannable since it means the same goddamn thing.
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#9
Quote by instagata0
take it away. you'll get banned...

its not fair, but its true....

i did the same thing with a cucumber and got banned...

I have no comment on the pear but this comment genuinely made me laugh out loud!
#10
Quote by freedoms_stain
I have no comment on the pear but this comment genuinely made me laugh out loud!



Reminds me of that troll yesterday...
#11
UG has actually been pretty spam-free lately. With the bannanations for the pear, icy hot, and any other useless meme, nobody really spams much now.
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#12
Bring back the damn pear!
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#13
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UG has actually been pretty spam-free lately. With the bannanations for the pear, icy hot, and any other useless meme, nobody really spams much now.

We still spam, we're just more creative about it.
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#14
Meh, who cares about the pear
I don't think it was annoying,
but it wasnt hilarious
It was pretty funny when used right
But its not like anyone needs it
Theres still plenty of funny things to be said without it

This is coming from someone with the pear as his avatar
#15
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Reminds me of that troll yesterday...

lol, you're right.

It seems the humble cucumber has been getting abused left right and center.
#16
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We still spam, we're just more creative about it.


And thinking about it, creative spam is infinitely more entertaining.
#17
Quote by freedoms_stain
lol, you're right.

It seems the humble cucumber has been getting abused left right and center.

my pic was funny. two people told me it was 'win'
... but the mods didnt think so.... even if it was in a thread whos topic was to make something like it...
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