Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 29 - May. 5, 2004

Vol. 4, No. 48
www.carsonellis.com Carson Ellis

News

The "Fix That Craphole Up" Home Fix-Up Issue

What to do, how to do it & why you should bother

FIX IT UP with... Paint!

Paperwork Kills Cops

Police Union Fights Change in Policy

FIX IT UP... with a little help!

FIX UP the inside!

From Bad To Worse

And the Award for "Best Trigger-Happy Cop" Goes To...

FIX UP the outside!

Francesconi is a Big Chicken!

Backs Out of Mercury Mayoral Interview

In Other News...

Anything but Home Depot Home Fix-Up Directory

Music

Tranquility Bass

Strategy's Blissed-Out Dub

Hyrule's House Band

Minibosses' Video Game Music Rocks

DJ Listings

Rapper with a Thousand Faces

Sci-Fi Emcee's Succinct, Iconic Disses

Ice Cold

Snow Patrol Will Melt With You

CD Review

Up & Coming

Live Music Listings

Movies & TV

Be Cruel, Stay in School

Mean Girls is Happily Uneven

Pierce Brosnan is CRAZY HOT

And Julianne Moore is OUT OF CONTROL

Mercury Video Picks

This Week on TV

Film Shorts

Food and Drink

Grandma, Grandpa, and You

When You're Here, You're Family

Eat It!

Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food

Theater & Performance

Employee Picks

I, Anonymous

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

New Column!

Savage Love

Point and Giggle

I Love Television

Somebody Get Christ a Band-Aid
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