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special collections
see also: https://BJAODN.org
If you wish to put in new Wikipedia Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense,
you may do so at UnSource:Wikipedia BJAODN/67 Deletion Summer of Love (but PLEASE cite your sources!)


This section really should not have needed to be created. It only exists here because of Wikipedia administrators who are a little trigger-happy on the delete key and keep deleting the collection from the original wiki.

Please don't bother asking why this stuff was deleted while articles about non-notable elementary schools get their own WikiProject and non-notable shopping malls get their own Wikipedia categories by country. Too many questions, and the Wikipedian cabal will ship you off to Jordanhill railway station where you will be fed to a grue.



Note that only a portion of BJAODN (numbers #1 through #53 and #56) is available from WaybackMachine archives; the rest needs to be recovered from other sources. This process is largely complete.

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About BJAODN[edit]

Note! These pages contain material which is kept because the contents are considered humorous. They are not intended, nor should they be used, for any research or serious use.
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This is one of the oldest pages on Wikipedia. Here is the original explanation:

We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is! [I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the encyclopedia some lively color. But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page.  ;-) ]

Bad jokes are never kept on Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their mind (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. Often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL, and thus this page continues on and on.

When deciding whether to add something to BJAODN, please take to heart what Polonius said in Hamlet :

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Or even better, please remember the version from The Simpsons :

Brevity is ... wit.

Or remember the best version:

Brev. = wit.

Contents

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Because of its size, this page has been divided up into many sections. Individual pages from oldest to newest:

  1. Wikipedia:The original Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  2. Wikipedia:More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  3. Wikipedia:Even more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  4. Wikipedia:Yet more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  5. Wikipedia:Still more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  6. Wikipedia:Not another page of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  7. Wikipedia:More Bad Jokes than you can shake a stick at
  8. Wikipedia:More Bad Jokes than you can shake two sticks at
  9. Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Next Generation
  10. Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Wrath of Bad Nonsense
  11. Wikipedia:Revenge of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  12. Wikipedia:Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  13. Wikipedia:Father of the Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  14. Wikipedia:All Your Bad Joke And Other Deleted Nonsense Are Belong To Us
  15. Wikipedia:Colorless green Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense sleep furiously
  16. Wikipedia:Oh, no! More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  17. Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Return of the Nonsense
  18. Wikipedia:The All-New Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense Comedy Hour! (Copyright 1972)
  19. Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Strike Back
  20. Wikipedia:I WILL SUE YOU IN A COURT OF LAW IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY -- and Other Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense
  21. Wikipedia:Let's edit our Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in accordance with the Wikipedian lifestyle
  22. Wikipedia:In Soviet Russia, Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Delete YOU!
  23. Wikipedia:Valley of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  24. Wikipedia:Honey, I Shrunk the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  25. Wikipedia:Oh my God! You Deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense! You bastard!
  26. Wikipedia:Close Encounters of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Kind
  27. Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  28. Wikipedia:Whose Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is it Anyway?
  29. Wikipedia:"Bad Jokes? We ain't got no stinking Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!"
  30. Wikipedia:WARNING:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ahead
  31. Wikipedia:This Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
  32. Wikipedia:Holy Bad Jokes, Batman! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
  33. Wikipedia:I find your lack of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense disturbing
  34. Wikipedia:And now for something completely different... Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  35. Wikipedia:It's Bad! It's a Joke! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
  36. Wikipedia:We hold these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to be self-evident
  37. Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Gone Wild
  38. Wikipedia:You are in a maze of twisty little Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, all alike
  39. Wikipedia:There's some vandalism Wikipedia can't buy. For everything else, there's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
  40. Wikipedia:All these Bad Jokes are yours, except Europa. Attempt no Deleted Nonsense there.
  41. Wikipedia:So Long, and Thanks for All the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  42. Wikipedia:BJAODN 42: The Answer to Bad Jokes, the Universe, and Other Deleted Nonsense
  43. Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ON WHEELS!!!!!
  44. Wikipedia:These bad jokes need to be cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of deleted nonsense quality
  45. Wikipedia:It is pitch black. You are likely to be Deleted by a Bad Joke or Other Nonsense.
  46. Wikipedia:So some Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense walk into a bar....
  47. Wikipedia:Readers must be this high to get into Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

Other pages

Some of this Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Stuff is actually funny to some people:

Sandbox fun!

Mailing list oddities!

Titles!

April fools 2004

Some nonsense came about on April Fools' Day 2004 :

April fools 2005[edit]

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Wikipedia:Votes for deletion was first hosted on this BSD powered toaster. When that broke down, they had to use solar panels. Hence the reason the page loads so slowly. For more information on the history of Wikipedia:Votes for deletion, please see The history of Wikipedia:Votes for deletion

Wikinews has news related to: Wikipedia victim of onslaught of April Fool's jokes

In keeping with Wikipedia tradition, a significant amount of BJAODN has occurred on April Fools' Day , 2005 .

April fools 2006[edit]

As with past years, some BJAODN occurred on April Fool's Day 2006

Special collections[edit]

Finally, a few people have gone above and beyond the call of nonsense and put extra effort into their creations. Check out the BJAODN Special Features:

See also[edit]

External links[edit]
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