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Quote of the Week


Ms. Elson could not have smiled brighter, Leroy thought. It sure didn't take a lot to cheer her up; all she really wanted was some company once in a while.


Overcoming Stamp Addiction



There is yet another dangerous popular trend going on right now. It's called... *whispers* Stamp Collecting. Currently, there are 30 stamp albums. Some of them aren't actually stamps, but rather coins, shells, charms, treasures, etc. But alas, they are all categorized as 'stamps'. The reasoning behind this will forever remain a mystery, but theorists surmise that it's a Lawyerbot thing...

Guide to the Neopian Pound



While some stay for only a matter of seconds, others are bound into this dark oblivion for years, only hoping for the hero of their dreams to come and save them. Every Neopet has dreamt of this place, not after a sweet lullaby, but instead in a nightmare that leaves them shaking and fighting tears. No, I'm not talking about Dr. Sloth's lair. I'm talking about the Neopian Pound...

Worth More Than Gold


There are plenty of things I do around the site that I'm darn proud of, and once I realized that, I started to feel much better about myself as a Neopian. So I started writing this article, hoping to help others who have caught a nasty case of trophy fever. What follows is a list of things that you may not get a trophy for, but are certainly worth holding your head up with pride!

Other Stories
"Concerts and Explosions" by melina322
If you want to know why we're banned from the Tyrannian Concert Hall, you should read on. And if you want to know why later, my owner was banned from all of TYRANNIA, then you can know that too by reading. It started when my owner burst through the door with the biggest smile on her face. "OH MY GOSH, YOU GUYS WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!" she yelled, jumping up and down...

"The Lab Ray Experience" by boscoemax
For years George whined that he was tired of his yellow base color, and was in desire of a new paint job. The problem was that he couldn't decide which color exactly he wanted to be painted. Henry had only recently been able to afford anything in the price range of the lab map, neopoints accumulated from finally mastering the Neopian stock market. For his neopet's birthday, he promised to…

"No Cure For Homesickness" by blueys45
Three years of living in Moltara and the Draik from Neopia Central still had to remind himself that many of the things he used to live with on a daily basis on the surface were completely absent in the Moltarans' lives. Dimitri straightened himself up from leaning against the tunnel wall and scratched his shaggy red hair as he began to piece together a description. He was in the middle of a break from working...


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