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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


What they did not realise was that if you wondered such things about Dr. Sloth you were likely to wake up in the morning and find you no longer existed.


Peas Paradise



As of this writing, only three Attack Peas have been released, and those are the Attack Pea, Seasonal Attack Pea, and the Super Attack Pea. You can only find those peas at the Smuggler’s Cove in Krawk Island. Unfortunately those three Attack Peas are already out of stock, and as a result it will cost you a few hundred million Neopoints to buy one from another Neopian (due to its limited quantity and good Battledome stats). Don’t lose hope, though! There’s still a place where you can get an unlimited supply of Attack Peas.

Speak Of The (Pant) Devil...



There are some statements that tempt fate (or the Pant Devil) just a little too much -- things you say and then immediately cover your mouth, hardly able to believe you could have been so foolish as to say that aloud. Statements that bring down the wrath of a horde of irate Neopians, furious about your ill-chosen words. Comments that keep you looking nervously over your shoulder for weeks, wondering when Sloth will strike...

Medieval Musings


Together, my Usul brother and I will combat the mysteries of medieval food to bring you the information you will need to... eat! This is Icy, my brother. With my writing skills and his eating skills, we are an invaluable pair. For each food item, I will announce its name, describe its appearance, and provide some tidbit of useless information. Next, Icy will eat the food and tell us exactly what it tastes like. The food will be given a rating of 1 to 5, with 5 being the best. Let's get eating!

Other Stories
"Mr. Woogums" by layniefayce
I was all settled in and prepared for a day of doing absolutely nothing but lying on my bed and staring at the ceiling. It's what average blue Skeiths like me do best, besides eating that is. When people tell you not to label my species as grumpy, lethargic, and incredibly boring, let me give you a piece of advice. Don't listen to them. Every assumption ever made about Skeiths is absolutely correct...

"Star Potential" by fluorescency
Once she had finally changed into her uniform for work – located behind the couch – she walked, dragging her feet, from Chia Close to the spacecraft she boarded each morning for Kreludor. Jeneira hated Kreludan food more than Jhudora hates holidays, so she packed a sandwich in her rucksack and went to take her usual seat at the back of the craft. The problem was that it was already occupied...

"The Morality of Competition" by akari24
The Altador Cup
is where we begin

Sixteen teams hoping
for a chance to win.

Which one will take
the cup I do not know.

But here is where we
have a chance to show

The inside information
for each team...


The Key To Victory!


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Great stories!


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Overthinking It
Fierce attack!

by pryies

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Down At The Symol Hole
Are you sure this is safe?

by xxkitten

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Completely and Utterly Random
POOF BOOK

by summer_panda

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Guide to Medieval Foods: Version-Cheese
For each food item, I will announce its name, describe its appearance, and provide some tidbit of useless information. Next, Icy will eat the food and tell us exactly what it tastes like...

by featherwingedangel

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A Lot of Love and a Little Luck
Walking over to the fridge, I opened to check what was inside, and to my surprise, there were Omelettes. Actually, I lied, I wasn't surprised at all.

by fearie_heart



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