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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • ZonugalZonugal "I am burdened with glorious purpose." Registered User regular
    My personality may be self-combusting.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Fyndir wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    YOU ALL SAW THIS!

    Saw what?

    IT!

    What is it?

    IT'S IT!

    Your sig was giving an oversized bandwidth exceeded image -mods
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I'm afraid you're doing that wrong, Caulk Bite.

    IT'S!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe.
    My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs."
  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    !!!!!
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    Thank you! <3

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Excellent, now I don't have to waste my time recording those stories.

    R-click - Delete.

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2011
    (I promise I will not ban you Moosehat)

    (Fyndir watch your back)

    ceres on
    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Oh man, ceres

    That's totally awesome!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe.
    My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs."
  • ZonugalZonugal "I am burdened with glorious purpose." Registered User regular
    Ceres, I am jealous of your Holmes gifts.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    amg amg amg
    Out for Delivery, November 25, 2011, 7:38 am, IRVINE, CA 92619


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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    My Satanee should be getting their first package today! (Also my timestamps are 5 hours ahead and I cleared my cache what do I do now)

    Steam PSN LoL: SadSchaub Battle.net: SadSchaub#1357
  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    That's a sweet haul!

    Wishlists! General | Gaming | Comics | Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    i knew this was coming from a note that he left me, but @Sweeney Tom also got me The Tales of Beedle the Bard!
    yayy

  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    Slacker71 wrote:
    @thorgot, part two arrived just now!
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    This time with notes threatening me with a REAL BEAR!

    http://bit.ly/s3mwlp

    Thank you!!!
    enjoy those fake bears

    here is what that link was supposed to be, maybe the caps were stripped out: http://bit.ly/s3mWlp

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    John Dies at the End is excellent. I'm somewhat jealous of the Sherlock Holmes set.

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    All of my Satanee's packages are out for delivery in his/her hometown right now! It's a Christmas miracle!

    Steam PSN LoL: SadSchaub Battle.net: SadSchaub#1357
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    My satanee's gifts should get to him on the first of December.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i knew this was coming from a note that he left me, but @Sweeney Tom also got me The Tales of Beedle the Bard!
    yayy

    nah you misread it

    he got you Tales of Beetleborgs

  • Slacker71Slacker71 Registered User regular
    thorgot wrote:
    Slacker71 wrote:
    @thorgot, part two arrived just now!
    2011-11-25103653.jpg
    This time with notes threatening me with a REAL BEAR!

    http://bit.ly/s3mWlp

    Thank you!!!
    enjoy those fake bears

    here is what that link was supposed to be, maybe the caps were stripped out: http://bit.ly/s3mWlp


    I got to the link, but I mis-typed.

    Thanks again

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2011
    John Dies at the End is excellent. I'm somewhat jealous of the Sherlock Holmes set.

    I am really looking forward to reading this. I've heard good things about it, but it seems bizarre enough to keep my attention and funny enough to keep me laughing while it's got it.

    Not sure I should do it before bed, though. My dreams have been grotesque enough lately as it is.

    ceres on
    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Look I don't know what that books really called, but do you guys honestly have to be such hardcore spoilers as to refer to the book by its ending?

    Wishlists! General | Gaming | Comics | Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Keith wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i knew this was coming from a note that he left me, but @Sweeney Tom also got me The Tales of Beedle the Bard!
    yayy

    nah you misread it

    he got you Tales of Beetleborgs

    that would have been awesome

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    OH GOD

    I WANT TO SAY THINGS

    BUT IT MIGHT TIP MY SATANEE OFF WHO I AM

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    that happened one year for me
    someone mentioned the area i lived in
    i am the only forumer who lives in this town

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I'm afraid you're doing that wrong, Caulk Bite.

    IT'S!

    <3

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Someone complained about the cost of shipping to their satanee.

    My hopes and expectations went sky-high.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i knew this was coming from a note that he left me, but @Sweeney Tom also got me The Tales of Beedle the Bard!
    yayy

    Hope you like it!

    I'm going to send off my envelope with 3 more gifts hopefully tomorrow. I'd tell you an estimated arrival time, but IDK how long it takes for something to arrive from PA to CA, so I'll just say you should expect it around the beginning of December.

  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    I'm just going to assume everything made it to my Satanee by now. And now I must wait for him/her to post with the goodies...

    Steam PSN LoL: SadSchaub Battle.net: SadSchaub#1357
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    that happened one year for me
    someone mentioned the area i lived in
    i am the only forumer who lives in this town


    Mully managed to tip me off in like, a week after the names were assigned last year.


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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    CURSE YOU MICHAEL'S

    THIS GIFT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE INEXPENSIVE

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i knew this was coming from a note that he left me, but @Sweeney Tom also got me The Tales of Beedle the Bard!
    yayy

    Hope you like it!

    I'm going to send off my envelope with 3 more gifts hopefully tomorrow. I'd tell you an estimated arrival time, but IDK how long it takes for something to arrive from PA to CA, so I'll just say you should expect it around the beginning of December.

    i love harry potter things because i am actually 10 years old

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I'm sorry. I automatically assumed you would like it because you are actually JK Rowling

  • TenTen Registered User regular
    I got all excited when a package arrived for me today, because I thought it might be from my Satan - it was a gift from my sister though which is STILL EXCITING! But not Satan exciting. (She bought me a cookbook of simple dinners, which is handy now that I have my swingin' bachelor pad)

    Also I found out that my new building emails me when I have a package waiting which is fucking sweet as hell.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I'm sorry. I automatically assumed you would like it because you are actually JK Rowling

    she's British not a mexijew

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    the preferred nomenclature is "jewican"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Dear my Secret Satan,

    You are awesome.

    More Skylander stuff. My wrist is hurting, but this time from playing the Wii instead of masturbating.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Holy fuck FCKH8.com is having a sale

    They have this in a small

    But there's only 2 of those left, and I don't have $10

    Satan, if you're reading this right now, GOO GOOGOG GOOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGO

    SWEET JESUS THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO GET ME IF YOU WANT AND I WILL STILL LOVE YOU

    Sweeney Tom on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Hooray! I go to my mailbox to find a gift from an unidentified person.
    Satan! Thy gifts! :O

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    Hmm... interesting



    Oh... oh my...
    marshmallow dongs!
    NSFW pic:

    http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p32/taernim/photo19.jpg

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Excited to see what I get next :o

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    We live in an era when world peace is an unattainable goal, a dream at best, yet mystery people from the Internet can send us marshmallow penises as presents the day after Thanksgiving

    What an age we live in, god bless <3

  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    I'm remembering that as a gift for next year.

    Or maybe... sooner than later? I shouldn't get ahead of myself, though.

    Steam PSN LoL: SadSchaub Battle.net: SadSchaub#1357
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