Tweets of the Week (4/2/12 – 4/8/12) Special Artie Lange Edition

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Each Sunday I post my 10 favorite tweets of the week. If you would like to recommend one, just ping me on Twitter (@gasparem). This week they all come from one man,  Artie Lange‏ (@ArtieQuitter). Glad to see you back online. Love your Tweets!

@ArtieQuitter – Cue up the Van Halen RIGHT NOW intro…

@ArtieQuitter – RIGHT NOW, @PaulyShore is pitching a show to a basic cable network.

@ArtieQuitter – RIGHT NOW, “The Situation” is showing his abs to a pharmacist to get pills. Maybe. @ItsTheSituation

‏@ArtieQuitter – RIGHT NOW, Carrot Top is doing sit-ups

‏@ArtieQuitter – RIGHT NOW, Someone in America is not buying hockey tickets

‏@ArtieQuitter – RIGHT NOW, @kellyripa is fishing for a compliment.

@ArtieQuitter – RIGHT NOW, someone is being killed by the Illuminati

@ArtieQuitter – RIGHT NOW, a prison guard is telling Wesley Snipes it’ time to take a shower.

@ArtieQuitter – RIGHT NOW, @KhloeKardashian is being mistaken for me.

‏@ArtieQuitter – RIGHT NOW, Derek Jeter is being boring.

Follow Artie (and me) on Twitter today!

- @gasparem

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