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Are you tired of reading long, drawn out stories that have nothing to do with you? Or turning page after page of another ponderous novel, only to discover that you’re not even mentioned once? Well, here at Antagozine, we know your time is valuable, and so, rather than let you waste it reading book after book until you find yourself mentioned, we’ve come up with a foolproof way of making stories featuring the most important person in the world — you.

Did you know that there are over 60,000 different books in the US alone? Do you know how long it would take you to read all of those? At the average rate of one book a week, it would take you over one thousand years to read all of those books. And even then, who’s to say that even one of them would feature you? But here at Antagozine, you just enter your first and last name in the fields indicated, select a genre from the pull-down menu below, click on the "make me a star" button, and we guarantee that each and every story will be about you.
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