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twitter 2050 is an enhanced reality experience where you can step into a virtual sweatshop and lecture the workers about their Table Manners
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my followers love to Drool & Shit like a bunch of dirty daugs; and they would see me damned to Hell if i cut off their precious content flow
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if one more Fucking girl comes on hhere asking for pics of me or my friends feet i`ll shut down my multi-million dollar corporation for good
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screaming on the phone with J. dorsey about how Fucked I am if guys with shitty beards keep saying my posts "Have lost their Edge"
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taking a deep breath and inhaling all that horrible, pornographic Wi-fi
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feeling down??? http://i.imgur.com/cwgRO.jpg
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sending people who tell me not to eat romaine lettuce a link to the wikipedia article for The Streisand Effect
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i can't post the reason i need a wife from this website by june 30 because that info is private. grow the fuck up. all of u
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need some new Christian podcasts to listen to while cruising around in my fake cop car
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saturday night at the donut shop and i am very excited to show the boys my new Dance.
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"the account has too many jerk off posts on it" "the account has too many posts about going to the toilet. i cant relate to that" fuck yoyu
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"Oh I was just PostShitting for laughs" EXactly. And that is why U forever languish in obscurity while i engage brands U could only dream of
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seeing a guy on here named "Curtis Blowjobs" , shaking my head and saying "REALLY??" a lot, asking girls in the dms if they can believe this
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how many pushups must I do in order to boost my wifi signal
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"zelda vs garfield", i mutter as i look at the floor during a job interview
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"Son, are you going to beer my Ass? Or are we about to have a mother fucking problem?" it would be very good if tommy lee jones said this
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[apps help us day to day in our lifes... but some men have twisted the apps to fulfill their oqwn selfish desires. beware these 'dark apps']
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what did Steve Jobs smoke to come up with all his famous ideas
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GOD Damn fuckin.. Retro,. classic shit, ah *Face Turns purple and begins crying* sorry. i'm sorry. I'm a dipshit. I'm a fucking idiot
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my good new plan is to aquire a storefront, name it "please dont come in here" and jack off inside of it, alone, until i run out of money
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win ben steins Pussy
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bond theme plays while super spy & ladys man James Bond wanders around the forest with a magnifying glass, searching for the cure for autism
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they are going to start calling the damn gas prices "Gasp prices" because thats what i do when i see then
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the family gathers around the PC to run a google image search for "invader zim crying"
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#momsandbrands now were talkin. can i network here. i'm a normal, real person. i think youre all good #LonelyWantuingDates #GoodAtBrandsAlso
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hear this trolls: ive been secretly respecting the flag in the privacy of my garage for 12 hrs a day , maxing out its power to insane levels
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the professional youtube reaction man who pays me $3 an hour to scrawl his account name on the walls of womens toilets just died of cholera
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enjoying my Microsoft
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realdoll corporation accidently sent me a Scarecrow... a sign that I should return to the simple life at my uncle's pumpkin farm?? Probably
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i would not discount pua techniqes just b/c girls are wise to them now. for instance,w. a few modifications i can use them to rear pit bulls
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I WIL NOT RESTORE THE PSN NETWORK UNTIL ALL 7 HELL MASON BANKERS ARE IN JAIL & THEY BRINGBACK COOKIES N CREME FLAVOR DORITOS
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if you like the band "Shinedown" you will love this video of me getting trounced by police officers while demanding to meet them
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stop for a moment and think about the most realistic Vagina youve ever seen in your life...
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turn on howard stern. he is talking to a policeman habout how tough their job is and that we are proud of him
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i truly hate winning the infamous "Darwin Award" by getting bombarded with artillery fire in the Super K-Mart parking lot
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(sending image of delicious meal i stole from a group dm to a girl) yeah i ate this
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Shut the fuck up abuot Greece
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for $500, i'll follow oyu on here and steal your best posts. this is an excellent way to get your foot in the door if you ask me
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if it werent for the sport of hockey, nobody would give a shit about pucks
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i will not close my account until the sport of golf is rightfully named "golfball" like the other ball sports
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daily reminder that i wear a suit and tie daily eeven though I have not set foot in public for over 16 years #GoodBoy #Hansdome
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hoping my favorite brands e mail me some more stupid shit today
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getting word that the election is now considered "Fucked" by the state attorney after a man reportedly let his dog lick the voting machine
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geting AssBlasted for sharing my normal man's perspective, in a world . being fucked hardcore, by goblins, for liking Due Process
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my girl beliefs own, my sex beliefs own, my god beliefs own, my page owns, i m always yelled at, im always hacked , im garbage and thank you
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working at one of those "Cool offices" that has pinball machines and ping pong tables and dildo launchers and pepole shitting on the floor
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The Band Was Originally Called "The Red Hot Chili Diapers" Before A Policeman Said No [citation needed]
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"big craps are good". never have is een such a foolhardy sentiment expressed on here. "Big craps are good". Absurd. The words make no sense
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u got 1 side saying dogs have paws & the other side saying dogs have hooves..then me, the guy who cuts thru the BS, saying they have Niether
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here i am again, screaming into the toilet, hoping somehow, somewhere, my future wife can hear my soothing voice resonate intot her asshole.
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ELLEN: But what you're most known for is your use of the infamous N-Word
ENTICED AUDIENCE: Wooo !!
ME: ahh!! ya got me!
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if i do not get my postcount up to 5 digits by the end of this year my peers will forever think im a shit head and my account will be erased
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my spinning 3d head rises from a dumpster full of discarded shrimp who were born fucked up by the bp oil spill. eeyaaghhHHH!!! im ALIVE baby
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(genuflects as two golden lights come forth from behind me, taking the form of majestic angel wings) i would never hold a seleb at gun point
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#TheSaturdayMorningRamble cant do it anymore. the ramble has taken control of my life & my doctor has advised me to stop before it kills me
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proposed Meme Graveyard offers chance to pay respect to the very best online jokes and gags. planned to be built on top of regular graveyard
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the only time isaid the "N word" i said it with perfect frequency/timing to intercept & cancel out the sound waves of another guy saying it,
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i get really upset when matrix haters refer to the greatest cinematic achievement in human history as "bullshit time". youre a fool and liar
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im not horny but, lets face the facts people... if youre a girl im gonna click on ya
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most undergarments were invented and popularized by religious folk who deemed that jeans and denim were too sacred to touch the ass directly
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DELTA FARCE, WITLESS PROTECTION, HEALTH INSPECTOR– THREE INTEGRAL COMPONENTS, PRIDE OF THE ANCIENTS; VITA INFINITUM; LARRY THE ASCENSION GUY
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explaining to the boys at the auto shop what the "you know i did it to him" man is iwth the inflection one might use to discipline a child
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i would really like to wipe this spilled chili off of me but all my towels are fucked up right now
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Wine and stimpy
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37 souls who will never again be allowed to engage with my red hot brand, bnecause they posted during hell hour and spat in the face of god
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Auh.. Beer! Theres nothing LIKE it! 123 cups of scalding hot Beer on my office desk. Dont spill it now, it's good.
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did everoyone else in the unemployment line get one of my favstar printouts? good. i will take my seat on the floor now
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mmy appreciation of pat sajaks wardrobe is extremely well known; and is the only aspect of my life that is not shrouded in complete disgrace
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ex-con making $3 an hour shoveling diapers into a river "IF THE MEDIA CANCELLS ME FOR MY BELIEFS IM FUCKED"
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sorry. i can't come to work today because my fat little penis got blown off by a stick of TNT , in the war we just lost because of me .
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i hereby disavow EpicWayne, who now says that my "ears are fucked-up shaped" , and that i "let dildos roll around in the footwell of my car"
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congress: youre so good at saying the truthful things in a handsome way. we need you
me: Wheres bigfoot. Assholes
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miss when the favs were star shaped, instead of heart shaped. the hearts aare just another filthy product of the horny industrial complex
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long horn steakhouse should not refuse to honor my coupons just because theyre wet http://t.co/zODZEYLQkY
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sponsors are telling me not to post them. but idont give a fuck. im sick of being pushed around. this is my account & thats the bottom word
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im going to perler where you arent marched out on a pike just for posting pics of your barbeque setup in the group chat
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A " BAPE" ???????????
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haha get this, these people on the crisue boats that get stranded, they have to shit ON the boat, and sometimes they even touch the shit!!!!
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WHOSE COCK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET SOME DORSEY-CERTIFIED BLUE CHECK MARKS AROUND HERE . WHOSE UGLY WIFE DO I HAVE TO FUCK
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Showtime. Feel the sweat on your palms. Face the hideous, bloodthirsty crowd. All eyes on you. It's all or nothing. It's #TheThurdayNiteRant
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im ready to show all of you my trick. watch *spreads arms and screams at the mountainside until an avalanche of boulders engulf me entirely*
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if some one said some shit to me like "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" i would not be able to contain my rage. i would completely lose my shit.
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should go without saying but, if they show j. bezos penis on the news i will postpone the showing of my penis, to avoid confusing followers.
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search "crash bandicoot is real"
>> Did you mean "Crash Bandicoot Israel"?
search "no"
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startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
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two thunbs down for ebert's fucked up new mouth
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i just divined a glimpse of everyone who has ever unfollowed me talking at the bar, laughing about how bad my posts are & i fucking screamed
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scuse me i gotta check this...ah, looks like my retweet was reblogged bty chief tech editor of Reader's Digest (yea hes verified). solid mag
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i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark
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IVE ALWAYS SAID IT !!
the people we see of today are somewhat more known to care more of their Face Book Status, than their Brain Status .
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http://t.co/MTn35r91 a solid hour of this
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dunce cap prophylactic
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so apparently if you take all of the autism awareness puzzle piece car decals and put them together you get a cool pic of yoshi as a girl
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alright now. just checking to see if there's any interest in a livestream of me speed running this entire bottle of hunts tomato ketchup
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just thinking of how wild things would get if i were to bust out a bottle of wine with the flintstones logo on the label.....
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having a "small penis day" so i would appreciate it if my followers could send me some jewels or maybe some golden statues
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when i see shit on the news saying we lost 50000 jobs for w/e reason, i say damn... i couldve scored some of those jobs, if they werent Lost
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mister one million dollars http://t.co/sAWxBXp7qK
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emerging from dissociative fugue as husky teen w/frosted tips, striped polo, red shorts, nokia N-gage, unusually hot mom, above ground pool,
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my screen play explores the question: what if master cheif smoked a big cigarette from the year 3000 that worked through his space suit
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