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10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Shaquille O'Neal if he was a female N*gga: The results: This girl
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
If I saw you instead of those freaks from the cats movie.... I'd still not watch it.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Did you write the name of the subreddit on your handy dandy notebook?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You want us to feel something? Bruh, I’m feeling like you skipped both the bio AND puberty.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I'm afraid that it would have to be something deep...
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You look like someone who will never be taken seriously in their life.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Both my friend and I would split roast you
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I bet you never get phone calls from your parents
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
If your Dad couldn’t make you feel anything why would we bother
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You were the stunt double for the Cats butthole cut because it’s your best side.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You look like it would only cost 0.99cents to see naked. And how unimpressive it would be oh boy
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Why, because any other guy you date. You probably ghost them at the sight of the slightest "ick"? You're the reason why men have high suicide rates. Thrive on gaslighting and being a stupid narcissist. "mAkE mE feEL sOMeThINg" Your dad says the same thing I'm sure. Only a matter of time before you start an OF to be even more of a RED FLAG to men. Good job. Now stfu.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
This is the kind of girl you whomped on dollar beer night back in college, and forgot about by 9am the next morning...
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I think you’re very pretty and I love the tiger makeup.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
The sticker of biker chicks on her bathroom mirror is the closest thing she has to friends
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You have done nothing of merit and will still be here in ten years clinging to your beauty but all the same aging.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Get your cousin to do it! 😌
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
21f? 🤔 More like 14f
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
“I’m an influencer…” tries to get free shit all the time.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Wow
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
If stupid bitch had a picture in the dictionary
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Nobody can make you feel anything through all those filters.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Hey, train-wreck, this isn’t your station.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
No
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I feel like you’d start smashing your hookups tv and windows because he’s starts smashing swipes while you’re purging
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You look like you'll say I identify as a tiger ahh person
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You want to feel something? Well, it won't be a hug.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You’re not cooler for only having guy friends.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Pretty sure anybody can put their dick in you and not feel something.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I’m such a simp lol
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Trying too hard. Stop banging everyone
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You're so mid you're going to do humiliating things to avoid being alone and feel something.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
How can we make you feel something when you have never felt genuine affection ?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
whats that red little cable gonna do, charge your dog?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
A prime example of a child who should have been "left behind".
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
The frosted flakes might be great , But why it smell like the lake?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Would be a bit tough making you feel something when you're the proud owner of the grand canyon .
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You definitely gave head for Marijuana.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You mean other than your professors cock?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
If your eyebrows are any indication of your snatch, you have a full blown alpaca drover down yonder!!!
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Mommy longleg
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Very bland no spice
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
The last thing you felt was the sting of disappointment from your family knowing you became a useless cum dumpster.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Make you feel something? The only thing you feel is 80 year old dick because you want to buy the latest Kim Kardashian make up line.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I’d smash… but I have low standards and love white trash.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You look quirky.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Those backshots you take behind the taco bell dumpster don't make you feel nothing?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Your PM is not a product manager. Isn't that literally what PM stands for??
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Uh, are you doing the Nixon pose with an exposed stomach the same color as the white paper that the bus stop next to you while wearing a hat that says “SWAG” on it?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
As well as your STD collection?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I don't think anyone here could make you feel anything near to what the football team did last night? Last week? When was it most recently?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You ain't gonna feel much after putting a whole ass cucumber up there and finally lose the damn thing
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Frosted Pie, they're great!
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
God already did
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Guys don't take the bait. This is a porn bot dormant account. She had no comments for 5 years..
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Ok bend over
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Is it a compliment that I was surprised this wasn't a promotional post to get people to go to your profile and click on your OF link?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You’ll never feel anything when you’ve been railed and ran through
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
She has a sweet n low daddy 👨
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Not the face painting I had in mind
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
How can you feel something when that vagina prolly stretched out like a limo??
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
How can you feel something if you are a generic npc?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
She has Joe Dirt daddy 👨
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Factory made
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Life so pathetic that you gotta seek attention on reddit and yet getting trolled. You didn’t have to ask to roast yourself, you would eventually get roasted without asking.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Those drawn on freckles and bad dye job make you look like a background character in an X-men movie that isn't based on any actual character from the source. The sort of character that has no lines and looks just weird enough to be out of place and never appears again because they were just there to fill space and had just enough makeup to look "mutant enough".
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I see porn in your future
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
She is good
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Another cum catcher
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Even the voices in your head don't want to talk anymore...
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I can see the fat, amorphous and featureless version of yourself from a few years from now. Everyone can.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I’ve seen more personality in a paper clip
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Def need a new wardrobe
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You look like you know more than everyone else and every bad decision you made was actually “calculated”
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Wish I could! I just like looking at something so wrong!
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
I mean at least you saluted with the right hand 🤷‍♂️
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
“Make me feel something…” Is that what your stepdad told you the first time?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You didnt say that to your daddy when you were 12, right?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Your daddy will come back I promise, can you feel the hope ?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
"Ah yes, the rare and majestic **Freckle-Fish**, known for desperately dotting itself up to appear more *naturally* unhinged. Congrats—you’ve managed to catfish your own skin."
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Girl you’re wearing a hat that says SWAG on it. Don’t you feel enough shame already?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You look like a girl that's struggling to be the center of attention at a Magic the Gathering convention.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Can't afford a closet
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
She will end up on a leather couch interview
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Can’t make you feel anything more then your dad and uncle did 🫴🏻
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
The fake freckles tell us all we need to know. Have ya tried NOT being a pain in the ass?
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You look like you’d be the “bully girl” in bratz. Cute but completely repulsive in every other way. I’d fuck you, and once I did leave you on opened for a week cause I know your mental illness would want to seek my validation. Worst kind of women.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Animal crossing is stupid
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Sometimes it's hard to feel something after all those BBCs
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You look like you have felt plenty of somethings
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You'd be a nice pickup for a guy that wears a "swag" hat
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
are u wuhluhwuh? (they say shooters shoot :)
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Hey everyone we can have a pig roast now, I found one
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Why bother? Clearly you aren't capable of feeling shame. 
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
You have the usual fake freckles on I see every girl using. Stop trying to farm simps!
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Lovely
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Even Shaq would be like a hotdog in a hallway with you. You're never feeling again.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
Can't roast someone with freckles sorry.
10-19, brassiere, bra, bandeau, mailbag, postbag, female, caucasian
That salute makes you look like Elon Musk's love child.