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ham
I donno its in your genes or something
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Yeah, probably here for a while
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He will, you guys close?
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(I should add that I don't really care and if you can't I can at least get this dude to fuck off but hey, your money if you want it)
ham
Probably gonna swing by in a wee bit
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Wow so healthy. Old airport rd lor. Cant thk of anything else. But i'll b bathing my dog later.
ham
No management puzzeles.
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Yup but not studying surfing lor. I'm in e lazy mode today.
ham
Ya that one is slow as poo
ham
Those were my exact intentions
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ham
Oh right, ok. I'll make sure that i do loads of work during the day! got a really nasty cough today and is dry n shot so that should really help it!
ham
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ham
They can try! They can get lost, in fact. Tee hee
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Fine i miss you very much.
ham
I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of <#> Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. <#> lacs..thats my prob
ham
, im .. On the snowboarding trip. I was wondering if your planning to get everyone together befor we go..a meet and greet kind of affair? Cheers,
ham
Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow
ham
I have lost 10 kilos as of today!
ham
Am i that much bad to avoid like this?
ham
Understand. his loss is my gain :) so do you work? School?
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Just sing HU. I think its also important to find someone female that know the place well preferably a citizen that is also smart to help you navigate through. Even things like choosing a phone plan require guidance. When in doubt ask especially girls.
ham
I could ask carlos if we could get more if anybody else can chip in
ham
How's it feel? Mr. Your not my real Valentine just my yo Valentine even tho u hardly play!!
ham
I���m parked next to a MINI!!!! When are you coming in today do you think?
ham
Sorry my roommates took forever, it ok if I come by now?
ham
Daddy, shu shu is looking 4 u... U wan me 2 tell him u're not in singapore or wat?
ham
Smith waste da.i wanna gayle.
ham
on a Tuesday night r u 4 real
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ham
4 tacos + 1 rajas burrito, right?
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\alright babe
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Dear umma she called me now :-)
ham
Well there's a pattern emerging of my friends telling me to drive up and come smoke with them and then telling me that I'm a weed fiend/make them smoke too much/impede their doing other things so you see how I'm hesitant
ham
After completed degree. There is no use in joining finance.
ham
K I'll take care of it
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ham
S'fine. Anytime. All the best with it.
ham
Will purchase d stuff today and mail to you. Do you have a po box number?
ham
His bday real is in april .
ham
Nope, I'm still in the market
ham
Ahhhh...just woken up!had a bad dream about u tho,so i dont like u right now :) i didnt know anything about comedy night but i guess im up for it.
ham
hi baby im cruisin with my girl friend what r u up 2? give me a call in and hour at home if thats alright or fone me on this fone now love jenny xxx
ham
<#> in mca. But not conform.
ham
R u still working now?
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Lol no. I just need to cash in my nitros. Hurry come on before I crash out!
ham
Except theres a chick with huge boobs.
ham
I'm freezing and craving ice. Fml
ham
Really good:)dhanush rocks once again:)
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I will be outside office take all from there
ham
Thanx 4 e brownie it's v nice...
ham
Cool, I'll text you when I'm on the way
ham
Oh you got many responsibilities.
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ham
Wow didn't think it was that common. I take it all back ur not a freak! Unless u chop it off:-)
ham
Its sunny in california. The weather's just cool
ham
I jus hope its true that missin me cos i'm really missin him! You haven't done anything to feel guilty about, yet.
ham
It wont b until 2.15 as trying 2 sort house out, is that ok?
ham
2marrow only. Wed at <#> to 2 aha.
ham
Tell me whos this pls:-)
ham
Cold. Dont be sad dear
ham
That���s the thing with apes, u can fight to the death to keep something, but the minute they have it when u let go, thats it!
ham
What's up bruv, hope you had a great break. Do have a rewarding semester.
ham
Fair enough, anything going on?
ham
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ham
I dont have i shall buy one dear
ham
I am sorry it hurt you.
ham
I love to wine and dine my lady!
ham
Did he say how fantastic I am by any chance, or anything need a bigger life lift as losing the will 2 live, do you think I would be the first person 2 die from N V Q?
ham
Oh god. I'm gonna Google nearby cliffs now.
ham
Just glad to be talking to you.
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ham
So lets make it saturday or monday as per convenience.
ham
Ya they are well and fine., BBD(pooja) full pimples..even she become quite black..and ur rite here its too cold, wearing sweatter..
ham
Ya ok, then had dinner?
ham
Great. So should i send you my account number.
ham
Yeah go on then, bored and depressed sittin waitin for phone to ring... Hope the wind drops though, scary
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I'm not coming over, do whatever you want
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NOT MUCH NO FIGHTS. IT WAS A GOOD NITE!!
ham
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ham
So do you have samus shoulders yet
ham
Havent.
ham
Alex knows a guy who sells mids but he's down in south tampa and I don't think I could set it up before like 8
ham
If you hear a loud scream in about <#> minutes its cause my Gyno will be shoving things up me that don't belong :/
ham
Thanx but my birthday is over already.
ham
What type of stuff do you sing?
ham
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